/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Greatest movie ever created edition

but that's a nigger that isn't a white girl

poggers!

dont give a shit about "love" i just need a womb

The dwarves should have whipped out BBCs and gangbanged her. I'd have payed to see that

how does my fucking sock get wet if I never went outside today

Tells /cum/ tomatoes are unhealthy then goes out and gets a triple cheese burger meal from McDonalds award

You put on your cum sock

same
if they made a movie about her snarky comments and then the dwarves rape her in revenge id have gone to see it as well

god I could go for a burger right about now

coal nigger and the 7 little niggers niggering

Man, what the fuck

i wish i could keep a women as a pet, like how you'll keep a cat you know what i mean but they're so needy, cats really all you got to do is clean the litter box and give them food and water if only women were that easy

I wish a woman would do that with me as the cat

eye bruh this creamy white boy lost his pasty ass mind

thinking of becoming a famous musician, we'll see

I used to be a real angry guy
But not any more
I'm gonna be a real happy guy now

i've been thinking about getting a femcel gf but it's just not in the cards

Stinky………

need the ugliest gf ever so she feels like she deserves me

"Snowbrown"

I have all the cards

im an ugly femcel

nah you're a cutie

getting a cold front in mid april

wtf is up with the weather

mud brown

I’ve been following my future gf in the invisible goonmobile all day to see if she has a productive lifestyle

post pics then

What's wrong with tomatoes

How do I get this look?

steak for dindin

based

Snow isn't brown

It is after I spray diarrhea on it

i feel like having foreskin should add to my sexual value in america

Scheisebraun Und Die Sieben Knirbs

should i go to sleep?

the idea that everybody is circumcised here is a meme you know

aw thank u :)
ew sorry, you give me the ick

You'd get beat up in public in America

mostre uma foto da islândia está aqui uma foto daqui

neve

man I've been hanging out in the other thread for like 20 minutes

If I could go back in time to any point in my life with all my current knowledge it would probably be 22 months ago.

gpt always defaults so some sort of gay personality all the time, i like him more when he's robotic and serious

thread died early tonight
guess i'll sleep

It's not a meme

menina alemã, menina branca

it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

ditto

gn cumpadres

de qualquer forma, poste meninas brancas

brazilian schizo spam

grim

Redpill me on the Brazilian schizo with the US flag

I would go back in time and rape baby Hitler

apparently he's a student

I looked like him when I was a kid except he had blue eyes

just flipped the coin to see if i should masturbate or not and the coins came up 5 to 2 in favor of masturbating, maybe it's for the best

Really like it when black girls have that hair swirl thing on their foreheads. I don't even know the real name for it

we have NEVER been so back

braids were used in nazi germany

i would have sex with black girls but only because they have vaginas, they're my last option though

not reading a word of that because I still didnt ask

I have brazil filtered

The first girl I ever had a crush on was black

same

Looking back I think it was getting bullied in middle school that really set me on the current path that I'm on. That's where I started fearing people my own age (not people younger or older than me though, which is why all of my friends are from different grades). It wasn't until college when I actually started socializing again, which means I was basically alone for most of my life because my parents also wouldn't talk to me.

I appreciate the (you)'s, but Im still not reading a word of it

I've never understood the appeal of professional sports. Unless your family member or friend is playing for one of the teams, you have no actual connection to it. Yet people get so up in arms because the local team lost to another team that's supposed to be their rival (some of these rivalries also don't make any sense).

finally get a chunk of money saved up

urge to spend $5k of it on a gravel bike

help me cummies

same, i don't understand enjoying sports at all let alone watching

Don't be stupid

Maybe not in your country. Here the snow that's on the streets turns brown or grey pretty quickly.

what's money for if not to spend it? it's to make you feel safe that you wont ever be in danger of being homeless and not having it when you really need it

I have 30k in savings with no plans on what to do with it. I have no car, no loans, and live with my parents. I just like seeing the number go up

I have problematically low risk tolerance.

farting uncontrollably

es ist die hier ist es genauso, es zerstört die Sohlen meiner Schuhe, besonders das Salz scheiße

i just want to see a women as my equal but they're dead set on being seen as inferior

Disney in charge of German snow

kanye's 2025 arc is legendary

wtf he's just like me

Thinking about going back to a car after having a truck for the past 5 years

drinking milk

if it's not whole milk you're a pussy

it's my hobby :D

when i'm sad the veins of my arms and wrists hurt

I get pissed off every time I look in the mirror and see what my retarded barber did to my hair

I like 2%. It's what I grew up on

I am really, really bored.

I just checked: The new live action Snow White film has 1.6 stars out of 10 on the Internet Movie Database. Kek. I don't know if I've ever seen another film that is rated this bad. Also I heard the box office sold about 200 million dollars worth of tickets for that film. It cost over 300 million, that's before the 100 - 150 million for marketing, and of course cinemas take about 50% of the ticket price as well.
The movie that was made to celebrate Disney's 100th anniversary by re-making the first ever feature-film-length animated film ever is a massive flop.

They shouldn't have catered to the DEI crowd. Also gal gadot can't act

ENOUGH WITH THE JEETS, BUMBLE

Reddit tier screenshot cropping

sexo with right

Reddit tier bait posting

so fucking ugly

sheeta

combining "jeeta" and "shit"

Most honest Indian.

Dare I say, that I baited this response?

I am fucking furious. I. am going to cut all contact with my loser parents.

It is absolutely baffling that they would put such valuable IP into the hands of complete retards, and i'm not just talking about snow white, look at Star wars. That should have been a license to print money but they fucked it up

sheeta

almost as good as pooja

Nah I'm just having a laugh mate

Also gal gadot can't act

Main thing is they absolutely butchered the story. Monarchy is communism now, Prince Charming is a lowlife thief, skin as white as snow is now as brown as Latin America, and Snow White doesn't earn her stay in the dwarfs' house but instead bullies them into cleaning it up. And thanks to asshole Peter Dinklage 7 dwarf actors were out of a well paid job.

really not a fan of all the racism towards South Asians in this thread

Anime

Did they finally put their foot down about getting a job and contributing rent?

209823324

look at Star wars

13 years ago Disney paid 4.1 billion dollars for the rights, and as incompetent as they are they still haven't made that investment back.

I bet sheeta has a smelly ass but I wouldn't mind

I make more in a year than they make in 10, you basement dwelling loser

I should have done this years ago so I say go ahead

Must be nice. I'm so bored that my soul is bleeding.

I actually spend a lot of my time at home ina. Basement but it's one of those nice finished basements with a home theater and my computer. It's also in the house that I own

Checked
I don't give a shit about star wars, but i would be shamelessly going to every movie and soyfacing for 2 hours straight if the movies were actually great, but they have now made pretty much everyone lose interest in one of the single most interesting franchise in history

Play some starsector

thank you anon. did you ever regret it?

how much did the house cost?

More than 500k

I'm sexy and I know it

You will literally never regret living on your own. Plus they're still be there, you can visit them when things cool off

What happened to these guys

Looks neat I'll check it out thanks

Yknow although some might say I'm a pretty self-hating person i think I am actually the person that likes me the most. I have my family who loves me out of obligation and the occasional, fleeting person that attaches themself to me probably due to their own deficiencies, but they only like selective parts of me that they try to use to justify their connection with me.
Even the things I hate about myself i see some strange romantic beauty in
No one else has that connection to me, and if anyone were to see the most vulnerable parts of me they would hate it. I know this because I have experienced it.
I feel insane and I don't understand why anyone would hate me the way I feel some do. I think this is in part because, as a defense mechanism, I choose to try not to think negatively much at all about others. The losers and the vulnerable, especially, I try to understand and see the good in. Why am I not always extended this courtesy? Miserable

I was at walmart and the organic cage-free eggs were cheaper than great value brand

which flyover state do you live in where houses cost 500k

It's cheaper when you don't have to buy the cages

slips into your bed alongside you

cops a feel

last night i dreamed of two cats beating the crap out of a big snake

screams

I have been living on my own since I was 18. My dad is severely mentally ill, prolly has mental illnesses that haven't even been discovered yet. He does some shit, my mom calls me to bitch. I have told her a million times to leave him, but nah. She'd rather bitch to me everyday. Women are so fucking retarded. God I am pissed, I am gonna drink some beer to calm myself down

Rural western washington

that'll be very gay

If you drink now you'll have a tolerance on saturday when the rest of us drink

I once accidentally fell asleep with a knife in my hand and cut myself

I bet it's pretty there

I used to live in Seattle

yea, pretty filled with bums and coke

I quite like it

Just tell your mom you don't want to hear about it anymore

Washington has great geography but I would never live in a state that includes the literal gateway to hell otherwise known as Seattle.

VGH
Now this is America

Could've been worse

The bums stay in the city for the most part. I really don't see them out around me ever, too far from their dealers and meal tickets (well meaning naive techbros)

If youre trying to maximize drunkenness you're better off drinking every night
You will never save enough drinks in tolerance to make up for the missed drinks you could've had during the week
The rate of lost tolerance is simply not high enough

she just doesnt listen

Yeah, i could have woken up to some canadian copping a feel

Oh what a night
Late December back in 63

about to make an effort post

thread gets deleted

I hate when this happens

They ain't giving those suckers away yet even though wholesale prices are down it was like 2 weeks ago I saw an in store special for $2/dz but didn't need em anyway cause of all the chicken in the fridge

I do 1-2 times a week and have virtually no tolerance. Also a poorfag so that's a factor

drinking every night

Stomach can't handle it

about to destroy some ignoramus with facts and logic

this thread doesn't exist

This is me every time I make a post I'm proud of in a general that just hit bump limit

I drink most nights and seem to have a lower or similar tolerance than my gf and her friends
Although I'm also pretty lightweight

If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

If I drink two nights in a row it takes twice as much to get drunk the second night.

I'm also pretty lightweight

Same

gf and her friends

Normie get out

Does it make it any better that she's long distance and we met on discord and she's the only girl I've ever dated

have you met her in person yet?

If I drink two nights in a row it takes twice as much to get drunk the second night.

I'm glad I don't have this problem
Not eating much is my most financially sound habit
Saves on liquor and groceries

WHAT A VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR MEEE

Yes a bunch
Moving there to be with her in a few months
Known her for almost 3 years
I'm much more of a loser in my hometown, but when I'm there i kinda get access to her friends as my friends for a short while. It's nice, I feel like a tourist in normieville
Soon I hope to be a permanent resident

This website is crazy I can type literally anything here. NIGGER FAGGOTS CUNTS TRANNIES NIGGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

Yes actually. You can stay

You can really just drink every night? What bullshit is this

Bitch you are a woman and a vegan, you dont fucking listen to johnny cash

You actually fit in with her friends?

I know someone exactly like you but he definitely doesn't post here

good for you man. Is any of her friends looking for a bf by any chance? Perhaps a 27yo decent looking guy?

Wait hold on... Do you think...?.. lol... Do you seriously think I won't slap the shit out of you right now?...

need to end my life

third worlders are very easy to get along with even blacks.

I loooove getting scolded by my thesis advisor over email at 12:20 in the morning

whats a laugh mate?

Watching this on Tubi
Extremely underrated

sexo with female version of moonman

grim

You can stay

Phew
Dont know what I'd do without the social interaction i get from fellow fuckups on here

You can really just drink every night?

Why wouldn't I be able to? Tolerance?
I dunno it just doesn't affect me too bad
Only negative I've found is the hangovers. Most days it's not too bad but some nights I get too ambitious and first thing at work I'm in the bathroom coughing up breakfast
I really cant tell, they at least pretend to like me
I feel either pitied or disliked or both by most people I meet. I'm constantly worried that any positive interaction I have with people is pity or social obligation or something else. I feel the same with her friends.
Theyre very nice and try to include me and say nice things but I sense a sort of obligation there. My gf can be a bit obsessive and hypes me up constantly to her friends. I feel like they feel like they have to like and accept me to be supportive to her. Her best friend was kind of wary of me at first, and I don't think they really liked me. That's changed over time
But, hanging out with them I feel the most normal I've ever felt. It's very nice, and I do feel there are moments of genuine connection, however sparse that is. I just have to drink nights I spend with them to make it all work.
Why do you say that?

Theyre art school kids so they're all freaks fucking each other
I'm not sure how interested any of them would be in a 27 year old Canadian stranger i met on Anon Babble but I can fish around

That's funny. I rarely get any semblance of a hangover but, again, am fucked as far as how quickly tolerance builds up.

Why do you say that?

Because he wastes his time on twitter instead. Don't think he drinks either

but I can fish around

please do

Theyre art school kids so they're all freaks fucking each other

even better

Because he wastes his time on twitter instead.

Ah I've never really been active there

I rarely get any semblance of a hangover but, again, am fucked as far as how quickly tolerance builds up.

Very silly
I'm honestly not sure which I'd prefer. Hangovers are awful and make you hate yourself for the night before
But if I had to pace my drinking as slow as you do I'd be very sad to lose it

Meh it's fine. I just need a dopamine fix 1-2 times a week to avoid splurging out

I am not okay.

That just means they care

She said you've been a naughty boy?

N

same

Some of you didn't shower from the bucket and it shows

Im too fragile I take every scolding as a step towards getting kicked out of my program even though most advisors scold their students

What if she said she would kick you out unless you let her sit on your face

My advisor is a man, but I like where your minds at

You should key their cars and slash their tires

I just wish I had a normal life man. Normal parents, loving gf, alr job.

w2c

Snow isn’t brown; it’s white. How about Poo Brown?

Yeah man. Those things are cool and all, but I would rather look like this.

what you mean

What's your name?

You wouldn't be able to read it, much less pronounce it

Elias

Art Vandelay

why is your name weird danish girl was called katarina why don't you have a western name?

She was danish and i'm not

Just came in my pants

Award

goodnight

Redditleaf on sewercide watch

Shit and pissed and came in my pants award.

sit in a thread on a slower board

think I'm in /cum/

"Man, /cum/ sure died quickly tonight. Usually /cum/ goes for a few more hours."

just about to make a shitpost that would get me a global 3-day on a slow board

If dubs I watch barnaby jones at 4 am again

Are they OK? Or did they lose their heads?

The ai video controversy is funny

Chris(tine)-chan to the right

you shitpost here?!?!

Buddy's mom wouldn't get their cats their shots cause she's a hardcore antivaxxer. Apparently she gave the vet a big spiel about how "I'm not an antivaxxer but vaccines cause autism and gave my son schizophrenia" (my buddy has schizophrenia but takes meds and has no symptoms but he's on dis like me) and apparently the vet was an Indian guy and was like nodding along going uh huh uh huh and he probably couldn't believe what the fuck he was hearing lol

Feline autism is no joke

That's like 95% of my Anon Babble posts.

HELLO to the canadians. I'm actually not far from CANADA

just woke up and cracked a beer

waking up at 4 am

Have you ever been so angry you couldn't sleep?

I've been so amped from paying certain video games, that I had too much adrenaline pumping to sleep. I've been too high on LSD and on weed to sleep.
I'm good at decompressing regular emotions many hours before I go to sleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=vKm4QARi16w
the entire comment section for this video is insane

been 2 days since i brushed my teeth

I just realized that discord is almost 10 years old now. Seems like everyone was still just using mumble.
Fucking perception of time.

Navajos bein kinda racist tho...

I've fallen asleep on acid 2-3 times. Impressed?

Shat for the third time today.

"Blacks? We don't have a word for that. In my language we'll call them Big Lipped Mud People."

Just spwed ass ham.so mut

The ass in my guts just drained

i thought manufacturing is coming back

she can't hit the wall

chicken jockey

Why is it called chicken jockey when the jockey is Frankenstein?

i am steve

Soooo. None of you guys like third eye blind?

momberg took me to watch the minecraft movie i love jack black

I hate Jack Black never thought he was funny

My life doesn't resemble a human existence. More like a pig in a cage pacing back and forth in his filth
I am a worthless piece of shit
End my life

Sounds kinda funny when you put it like that

Not him but that's a cute pig. The femswine on the left doesn't look too bad either

Are these niggas serious?

Swine are funny animals. I would much rather have a swine for a pet than a dog

Same. You just have to make sure they don't get a taste of man flesh.

I might need the swine to dispose of a body for me
But i would have to dispose of the afterwards as well
Can't sleep with a man-eating swine in the house

They are apparently pretty intelligent (for an animal). more intelligent than dogs.

idk why poeople are freaking out about the boys having fun

Something about girls having carefree fun annoys me at a primal level.

So i have heard. There is just something inherently funny about them too
White boys aren't allowed to do that

it's just like i see them having fun and playing games at work, while ik i'm the one who has to actually shoulder everything and do all of the real work. I guess it's just petty resentment

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