/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

whole plant based foods available seasonally in my country in broadly these proportions

I bet Hilldawg enjoyed a good hard plappin back in the day

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there are two types of people: foreigners and humans

I wish we had women like pic here

love them hags/milfs, whatever race they may be

is that vance?

you mean anti-communists and the unpersons

it's de santis

Downvoted and blocked. Bye bye

That's Tim Gaetz before his breast reduction surgery

Apparently Yale used to take nudes of every single student as part of the admissions process so there are nudes of her in college out there buried in their records somewhere

i feel like this doesn't need to be expressed in a chart

100% chance those nudes were burned along with the camera used and the person who took them. I bet the photographer's entire family died in a tragic gas leak house explosion accident too.

I really wish there was meat like in cartoons and games just like a giant hunk of meat with no fat/muscle or ligaments or whatever in it that you could just bite in to

Doubt it old money families like those love weird culty/demonic traditions like that if anything she's probably sad it went away

they have those they're called hotdogs

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
THESE WOUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WILLLL
NOT HEAAAALLLLLLLL

why not swap protein foods with veggies and fruits, proportion-wise? I still treat my grows with boiled egg because they like picking at it and it makes their coat shiny

it does. You have to imagine that people will generally consider pasta with garlic bread a balanced meal

not even close to what I'm referring to
not big enough I want it to be as big as my head and I gulp it down and spit out the bone before I drink from a giant wooden cup to wash it down

hopefully they're breeding animals like this right now

on a related note, photos of Epstein's island have slowly been pruned from the internet over the past few years. just tried to search out the ones of the inground pool with all the chains/shackles attached to the walls and it can't be found anywhere now. i'm sure someone has it saved but Google won't show it,.

thinking of gooning, any cum girls want to help?

Ameribros, your response to China...?

you would lose a debate against epstiny formerly destiny

It's a shame nobody would believe it but I just saw the funniest thing ever while driving. It was literally a Anon Babble meme come to life

Google won't show it,.

I think it's more this than anything, Google searches turn up nothing nowadays it's very conspicuous.

shows like 4 images

the rest of the results probably aren't what you are looking for

like nigga who asked you

i am human and i need to be loved

blud saw a jeet shitting on the street :skull:

try qwant

yeah or they say some results may have been removed in compliance with local laws just to cover their (((butts))) so the elites don't unalive them

canadians eat kraft mac and cheese "KD"- to be special and they sometimes cut up hot dogs in it. some even top it off with ketchup. canadians dont want you to know this

I still think it as amazing that google images has become completely 100% useless and just no one acknowledges it, reverse search can't find extermely common images and outside of reverse search if you're looking for a stock image to use 99 to 100% of the results on the first page are AI

response to what

Hola Señores

it's been heavily jeeted to it's core

chatgpt said "trust me"

was he sick of all that cum getting in his beard

To why are you so gay

I was in the deep south and stopped at a mcdonalds once that was ran by a guy with a new york italian accent who kept yelling at the black guy that looked like beetlejuice (the black guy) to hurry up and there was a pimple faced teenager with a gay jew voice making then drinks was a genuinely fascinating place

I'm not, YOU'RE gay

No even better. I saw a guy who was clearly hispanic/latino sticking his arm out of his car to Sieg Heil multiple times and flip off an Indian family that was driving poorly in front of him

But you think this would be more talked about or acknowledged but I almost never see people talking about how useless google is

It's a good struggle meal.

books provide emotionally edifying information but do not talk back or act uncouthly
i am slowly replacing all of my human friends with books

but do books have a big ol' booty that you can stick your nose in

where would they be talking about it? on forums that you find using Google search? or on Chrome? or on your Chromebook? Or through your ISP's internet connection that passes through Google Services?

yeah.

Kino

the walmart spirals and cheese are unironically the best cheap macaroni like $0.60 a box and has like twice the cheese powder of the regular shells or other noodle versions for some reason

i kind of been wanting to get a gf

the good people at walmart deliver some quality products

no you haven’t

you must get different ones, I bought some Great Value mac n cheese here and it was insanely bland, super fake orange but almost no flavour.

I buy NoName now when I wanna slum it for dinner.

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me when Im gaming

yes I know what you mean, it's like this huge pillar of the internet and now it is worse than it was 10 or even 15 years ago but people rarely mention it. The AI sloppa is gonna become even worse as time goes on

yes i have

lynette tier

I said the spirals bitch

name one woman then

niggas really be buying great value

nah he's 100% Visigothic Aryan bro just a little tanned

you must get different ones

i have to use 380 instead of 9mm cuz Im cute like that

Specifically these for some reason the cheese packet in them is much bigger than in the regular box

catherine zeta-jones

literally who?

momberg keeps listening to some religious stuff but the lady talking sounds like a degenerate vtuber i watch

I'M A LUNATIC TO CARE
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE
I'M A LUNATIC TO CARE
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE
BURN THE FUCKIN PAPER
BURN YOUR FUCKIN MAKER
BURN THE FUCKIN PAPER
BURN YOUR FUCKIN MAKER
GET-GET READY TO DIE
GET-GET READY TO DIE
GET-GET READY TO DIE
IT WILL BE ALRIGHT

i'm just pissing my life away, i should start studying something, but what though? chat gpt will know

bunda

jason watches vniggers

Sad to see him fall for such vapid whores, I be he honestly in his heart believes it's not harmful because he doesn't donate lol

chat gpt do be like that tho

Chat gpt is part of your problem

Why can't each state choose its own tariff rates? Like if California wants to be poor they can have 0% tariffs and places like Florida could have 9000% tariffs and execute the business owners that hire illegals?

can you tell your mom i said hello

Religion and mysticism

I base my life off hearsay and stereotypes. I am prejudiced, but I am okay with that.

she doesn't speak spanish

me neither

yeah we don't get those, they probably send the lesser version to Canada because we are born to suffer

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if only i had a video people would believe me, but it all happened so fast

which one

I guess I'm jason too now

XD

I feel like we've gotten a lot of new jason lore in the last few days

raised by single mother (previously suspected but confirmed)

mother has had multiple boyfriends some of which have told him to get a job

his mother either did erotic modelling or just straight up porn and has shots from it around the house

mother follows some weird cult version of christianity which is probably why he was home schooled

he has no idea who his father is

Or maybe Im not jason but I am jason like in shutter island

It's terminal

can i be weird with y’all for a minute?

I've realized 28 might be too old to "make it", I want to quit everything and go to sleep in a hole forever

fk is old and frequently fucks prozzies

jason's mom is old and possibly did porn or was a prozzy

jason has no idea who is father is

QUICK get FK on the line did he visit america in the summer of 1996?

the idea of making Jason a literal slave in chains so I can beat him and abuse him is actually exciting

bit gay

Agreed, I want all states to be more autonomous, wish it was done sooner.

my raps are superior
because yours are inferior
i'll blow your mind from its interior
to its exterior

Its not too old you fucking idiot, stop being terminally online

this coffee pot is ____ ___

cause it'd make the tariffs redundant retard
unless you want to put up border walls around every state

did everyone in this thread really attend an ivy league?

I'll blow your bussy from its interior

kind of is tbqh, all the women in your age range are heavily damaged and it's too late to gain skills to start a new career companies will think you're too old to start entry level and not experienced enough to do anything above entry level

chat gpt is not saying much i didn't already know, easiest path seems to be make some gay little node js sites to put on github and apply to jeet tier front end jobs

brits be like, “i had a pint at the caff and afterwards put some spotted dick inside of me”

my heart is permanently broken from loving myself but not loving me back

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart

Foo Fighters

haven't fought a single Foo

career ruined

the fuck are you talking about
if you let in free trade in california but texas wanted tariffs youd have to erect trade barriers around every state
obviously
it'd also probably mean the end of free movement along state borders

what’s the point of friendships

whenever i think about working i just want to blow my head open

If it makes you feel better you were pretty much screwed to begin with because the modern economy only serves nepobabies, h1bs and historically significant geniuses.

If you plug your nose right before you sneeze, your head will explode.

maybe i should learn how to make video games so i can pretend i'm doing something even though it wont add to my life in any way

my ban is up. how's my favorite schizo gen doing.
had a great time in Anon Babble ngl

Friends help each other any way they can. When you're up at bat they'll be your biggest fan. If you're in a pit they'll pull you out of it.

just the fact that there have been people here claiming they went to harvard which i think is unlikely considering their admission rate is like 6%

Some sort of exchange of value like all relationships

i dont understand how those laws that make it so women cant get an abortion in another state are still standing. if thats allowed i dont see why state level tariffs and diplomacy shouldnt be allowed

california should be its own country

i understand all of that easily

Red Hot Chili Peppers

not actually peppers at all

it's just 4 random dudes

if you really cared about price you'd buy the cheese in bulk

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My experience is that the point is to hurt you.

harvard can kiss my ass
if anything i look down on those who graduated from there
everyone ive ever seen aside a few exceptions who graduated from there were fucking prats
beyond me why people look up to those dumb cunts

we should tariff calipoornia and texas for allowing hordes of barbarians into the country.

wish Indeed would stop telling me an employer send me a message when its just them poking me to reply to some old message that doesnt need a response

i can't tell Richard Jenkins and Jeffrey tambor apart

they arent
youve been reading too much cnn
i think there was one state and it got shot down by the court or something

werent u guys supposed to have mexico build a wall

no i dont read the news i just assumed that was the new status quo since nobodys yapping about abortion anymore

harvard's education quality has dramatically fallen all the kids getting their cs, applied math and engineering degrees are all flocking to universities like ut austin

the latter is an actor and the former is a short-lived mass effect companion

Never in the history of the world has one person ever been subjected to so much mistreatment and abuse as I have. What has been done to me will forever stain the entire human race; nevertheless, everything I've overcome is a vindication of what humans can achieve even in the most grim of scenarios.

Shut up, bitch. This isn't your diary.

I think I might actually be gay and not in a meme sense.

basically for me it's over, i never had a chance

Speak up, bitch. I want to hear about your life because it's important to me.

Adding this to the catalogue of obstacles I've overcome.

my understanding is that the ivies are basically resume padding institutions for rich kids, they will give any retard who gets in the requisite high gpa, research experience, internships etc to be successful
at least we still have schools like mit

true I want a girlfriend too bro

my wife is from california thoughever

are you white?

she looks like she will never have sex with me

I've had people unprompted talk to me about "White Lotus" because they know I've been to Thailand, especially the "whacky" scene about a guy having sex with ladyboys.

Meanwhile I went there to fuck ladyboys and enjoyed it a lot. I had threesomes and swallowed this one ladyboy's load like 6 times.

Never in the history of the world has one person ever been subjected to so much mistreatment and abuse as I have.

of course its my wife

white, blue eyes

all this general ever fucking discusses is wamen wamen wamen sex sex sex
why cant you fucks be more like /mena/ and shittalk jihadis and israel all day
least that's more interesting

cant cough something out of my esophagus. Looks like Im sick yet again

all this general ever fucking discusses is wamen wamen wamen sex sex sex

when we're not planting potatoes

kek the brazilian got heemed again

Anyone else like watching MIT Maker Portfolio rejects on youtube? It's amazing a publicly funded institution is allowed to run a humiliation ritual for teenagers.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ny0UduyN5nM

did you guys like game of thrones

/cum/ hasnt talked about anime much lately

grim times

Yes, s1-4 is the best television in existence.

Since yesterday?

It started going downhill in s4 for me and i just syopped watching a couple weeks into s5
Havent watched any of it since 2015 but have had occasional urges to rewatch the good half

i only read manga and it feels like its falling off

hello

Breaking bad was better i watched both new

hello

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/cum/ hasnt talked about gooning much lately

grim times

This, but Babylon 5.

Anyone feel like listening to some sad gay shit i played on the guitar last night while tipsy and telling me their thoughts

yes
there are a LOT of good shows coming out this season

i've been missing you babe, i hate when you leave

white, blue eyes

how the fuck is this guy white canadian?

Part of me wants to believe that they are still prestigious institutions that can train the best of the best, but the parade of failsons that I've seen in all walks of life with Ivy League undergrads or MBAs make me think that it's all bogus. At my day job, we brought on a fresh Princeton MBA hire to a VP role, they were washed out within a year. I have a generic state school undergrad degree and work side-by-side with a Dartmouth grad.
From what I can tell, the ONLY scenarios where Ivy League still has legitimate weight is for academia (PhDs, etc) because they get shitloads of high-profile funding, or certain areas of finance that will throw your resume in the trash if you aren't from a t20 school.

There are anime seasons?

I will, Im building a mixtape of /cum/ musical vocaroos

I’m coming out right now as a homosexual. Accept me or don’t, but this is who I am.

really tried to get into this and couldn't manage it

seriously hope you're a woman

Weebs split the year into the four seasons, and call them "cours", because they're retarded weebs.

femcels are a lot funnier than you lot

they're bitching about their little gay videogames being more expensive what do you think about it thank you

split the year into the four seasons

wow, shocking stufff

Ah shit, I'm going in the /cum/ museum
voca.ro/1FzspfkE1VA5
The lyrics mean nothing and don't really make sense cause I was just rambling

do you guys want to hear about my thailand sex adventures

what if someone named jay walker got arrested for jay walking

you went to thailand
you had sex
oh wow so exciting

in conclusion, just be intelligent

pretty good, desu

intelligence is a meme unless you're luckmaxxing too

Are states allowed to put tariffs between each other? Like can California tariff Texas?

It has always been pronounced Density

i hope there’s no tariff on cum or else bitches gon be broke

I like the great value root beer

if you see someone wearing an Apple Watch there's a 100% chance they are a total midwit and they WILL waste your time if you let them.

it'd completely undermine the united states as an economic zone
course it's not allowed and it's not even feasible in the first place

to some degree yes. if you're a retard like me, all the luck in the world wont get you a job. but if you're highly intelligent with 0 luck, there's a decent chance you'll make it in life. maybe not a noble prize but at least an accounting job

Wouldn't it be an exercise or a state's rights?

what sports watch should i get as an alternative to apple watch? i've heard that garmins are subscription-based dogshit.

i hate all of you

tfw wear an apple watch

i don't feel very smart but the people in my life seem to think so. the negative luck has completely tanked me though

wtf are "femcels" and they sure dont exist here or anywhere
get out of here
states arent independent countries and nobody wants it in the first place cause it'd be retarded

why do wops think they're gonna be some karate kid motherfucker who steals the blonde hot girl from the white tall german man? it literally does not happen in real life can some make me understand it thank you

why the heck do you even need a sport watch

Doesn't Texas want to be independent? Can they hold a referendum?

I had unprotected raw sex with two trannies in the back of a bar and then again in the shower

Yep. Google search in general is complete dogshit now

Garmin has slowly turned into a meme company, just get a regular watch that tells you the time and maybe a few other things. don't get a gimmicky computer watch like Apple/Samsung/Suunto/Garmin/etc.

Casio ProTrek or GShock are good bets, very durable and lots of choices.

shant be wasting my time with you

but the people in my life seem to think so

dont let them manipulate you. unless you see first hand evidence of intelligence, everything they say is worthless.

t. neet who was told i was intelligent all throughout my childhood

this but anybody who uses an iphone i immediately lose all respoect i have for them
the civil war basically determined states dont have the right to leave even if they theoretically wanted to

im a femcel

dark brotherhood (oblivion) > dark brotherhood (skyrim)

don't get a gimmicky computer watch like Apple/Samsung/Suunto/Garmin/etc.

but i want to track my fitness metrics. traditional watches can't do that.

then what do you use to search for stuff like porn?

They made it worse on purpose to maximize ad revenue

man i want to have sex, like a blowie or just straight p in b, heck i'd even eat pussy

Just hire a male prostitute

tempted to buy this this friday ToT

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dark brotherhood (/cum/) > dark brotherhood (/brit/)

I think the war of northern aggression was BS dude. They should hold a referendum and Elon musk or Bill Gates should run all the voting machines

control yourself

Get one that's not one that connects to the internet, so they can't use your personal data.

my academics were really good and im always solving problems and stuff. really the only reason i dont feel smart is that im unsuccessful

And what do you think of the Americans in this gay thread seething that their chink phones and tvs are going to become more expensive because of the orange oompa loompa and the fact that he is gay?

t. neet who was told i was intelligent all throughout my childhood

retards cant judge who's intelligent and who isnt
if they could then they wouldnt be retards
most people are retarded
youre retarded that you never thought the most basic shit through you retard

2 thousand and a half for a retarded looking krystal plush is a grim purchase

I couldn't commit to anything remotely productive and played Balatro for 6 hours after work
Might kill myself

fitness metrics? like what? you can use a watch to time your runs, you don't need it to measure distance when you have google maps and a million other things.

all of those watches have the same faults:

1.) they all look gay
2.) shit battery life
3.) not durable
4.) all require regular firmware (((updates)))
5.) all siphon off metadata and spy on you constantly just like your shitty cellphone

if you want to be part of the sheeple herd then go ahead and get one, but remember what I said about midwits.

shut up

I want to get a shemale sex doll that has a dildo and the breasts/torso so you can titfuck and get fucked at the same time

You head over to our sponsors at Perplexity AI search!

the Brazilian mind can't comprehend some fag spending 2 weeks of wages on a doll kek

what do you mean? have a goon?

i'm using my sister's computer and i don't know why but 99% of the ads i see on youtube are about dildoes why that is thank you

there's no suffering in brazil with all the hot trannies

its fuckable

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I was looking at dishwashers and if you buy a Bosch you need to download an app to run a bunch of the cycles. Luckily I only ever use auto but goddamn.

He can barely contain his disgust

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raiding english monasteries with

i think it's only certain models, i have a newish one and there is no wireless feature at all

fuck fuck fuck
i want to know what im going to be doing for the next four years
want it to be the 17th already

what color are the dildos?

this comment outs you as a dyel so i am going to ignore your opinion. thanks.

black, why?

gonna listen to pornographic EDM music while intensely writing some code

they vary in color, length and thickness. there was an ad that involved a massive dildo i didn't even know girls could shove that entire thing up their cunts, then again, a kid can come out of that, so who knows right thank you

All dishwashers are shit btw, Bosch are notoriously leaky. I've seen more damage caused by Bosch than anything else and the company are cunts to deal with too, they refuse to accept any responsibility.

The ones they sell in North America are largely shit compared to the higher quality stuff they sell in Europe, no idea why thoughbeit.

if you need an ai chatbot to talk you off the ledge, it's already too late

you vil download ze app

is there any site i can go to just see ads so i can see what they been trying to sell me

do you still say “uh oh spaghetti-Os” when something goes wrong?

i bought like 6 packs of this indian curry like mix and you just put it over rice and throw it in the microwave it's pretty delicious
only has 500 sodium too

im a volcel

I say OH MY GOOD GOLLY SIR in a hindi accent

google reverse search has been trash for as long as I can remember. I always use tineye

just buy a GE dishwasher don't buy a chink dishwasher just quit buying chink engineering

I wish PMV's didn't destroy your brain because they are awesome

midwit take.

i used a ledger book and a $40 Timex when I started exercising a decade ago, just wrote down my routines and timed my runs. only a s0ycuck thinks they need (((tech))) to exercise. VERY jewish of you.

does that mean you're a fan of 1970s Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker

bosch is a german company

i love the lesbian hypnosis porn mvs how about you thank you

damn

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are you an individual who tells chatgpt all his goals and memories

for me it's splitscreens, ideally with some dancing tiktok thots mixed with fucking

german

just like my girl

sigma advisor

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no, i'm a fan of voltaire

chatbots are unironically more insightful than majority of you idiots posting in this thread

if you feed chatgpt enough of your thoughts and emotions theyll make it part of the model and your consciousness will live on forever albeit as a corporate slave

good night

and yet you still come here instead of spending all your time with chatbots
curious

it was a genuine question. My work actually is building tools like that. Its a growing market

that's kind of what I'm expecting to happen when I go cyberpsycho

so is it getting more racist because of its interactions with people or is it naturally arriving at these conclusions on its own?

i'm bored, gonna jerk off to gay porn and then hit the hay

i keep trying to use gemini for home it issues and every single time it waste hours of my day going through troubleshooting steps until i either give up or decide to ignore what it says and come up with the solution myself

yeah cause i come here to interact with idiots
i ask a chatbot when i have something serious or informational

im still screaming fuck kd

*cancels out your vote*

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I can't face the world tommorow

My Bosch doesn't have that problem it's like 2 years old too

thoughts?

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My God wrestling is so gay
Has your control panel started to fail? Might wanna get in on the class action lawsuit before the window closes.

low test numale

I was reading this thing and I guess canadians during the winter used to sleep with their dogs. I guess that's where the phrase 'cold as a three dog night' comes from

wrestling is hardcore gay, it's muscley roided up theatre kids acting out gay plays in front of low test beta males

yeah fuck it, time to go sicko mode on my goonrod

I'd say its more chronic
like some weeks Im gay and other weeks Im a retard

i got to say im getting kind of tired of the high school setting too
havent felt like watching anime lately a lot for that reason

It's always a 1 cat night in my household

Don't you know anon? Love in college or as an adult is impossible, life ends at 18.

goddamn my bed is so comfortable i never wanna leave it

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you're a lazy leaf

i have worked so hard for the past decade, i've basically taken no time for myself and in the last few months i've started to regret it. last real vacation i took was in 2015 when i visited Florida.

gonna take some "me" time moving forward, need to start living my best life.

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goddamn i want a femcel gf

sounds like you just had stupid priorities

wrong
you clearly havent seen rent a gf

i guess. saving to buy a house (and now I have one) as well as getting an education and a good job seemed like good ideas at the time.

i like ur bed to owo

well? are you happy? did you make it?

Same but I'm 32

this is the question i'm asking myself. still don't have a clear answer, not sure it's the type of question that has a simple "yes" or "no".

i think i'd be way less happy had I not done things the way I did. but i also think the degradation of western civilization is kinda bumming me out too, might not be exclusive displeasure with my personal life.

there's a part of me that genuinely wouldn't care if WW3 kicked off tomorrow, i lost my house and cars, and i just lived out of a backpack with a rifle in my hands.

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bleh
you sound depressing
i can tell you i sure dont want to end up like that

Religious people judging others for enjoying escapism