/brit/

NOTICE:
/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of april

I have no idea what is Anon Babble. Care to redbull me?

stop being so retarded you creepy little freak

Alhamdulillah
less trash on the front page

the bant thread has been up since 11pm last night and has barely reached 200 poste even factoring in multiple 11 post by this ID posters

fucking dcrrmemwamjng

it's a board that has IDs so that you can filter anybody who tries to spam easily
it also has a very short post timer and you can be racist and post chebs there

All jokes aside I fucking despise every single one of you. All you do is jerk off to japanese cartoons all day. Hit me with your best shot, I'm pretty much perfect. I was the quarterback for my high school football team. Pic related its my bitch, she just blew me shit was SO cash

care to redbull me?

ironic that youve now posted this about 5 times in an hour

Care to redbull me?

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Catberg

it's not a fucking competition heathermong you retard
they are both /brit/ but if you start spamming here then we're going to the Anon Babble thread where we can filter you
it's that simple

ok this cunt is going to start spamming now
I'm going to the Anon Babble thread

based and redbulled

sounds dreadful no thanks

based

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Anon Babble.org/feedback

if /brit/ migrated to Anon Babble, wouldn't the entire board basically be our conquest?
You'd have 12 /brit/ threads active on the bounce

wonder how this lad doing right now

fuck off

all in here

Mental case neighbour off on a mad one again, think she was away at a mental health hospital for a bit

he's a she now

I guess the mods should have done their job and deleted posts like this then shouldn't they

he'd make a good tranny

mate

I don't want pretty boys/men being turned into trannies stop it
leave them alone

yeah so i lost my licence for life for speeding TWICE

explain this pic? is he going to pangalong or what?

there's 2 options for british boys after 17 years old
1. becomes a femboy
2. becomes a norf fc lad

all that time and effort and money learning to drive gone to shit in 6 months. all your fault. Anyways see you on the bus as i overtake it in my car which i can legally drive

This is an urban legend

PLANESPOTTING LIVE | AVIATION ACTION | MANCHESTER AIRPORT

wow sweaty that's rude

the road was a typical built up area and i only found out later that it was a 20

sorry but why are bantoids still posting here?

how far over
losing a license over 2 speeding tickets is ridiculous, even for the UK

thats still entirely your own fault.

if only there was a sign on the road telling you the speed limit

Banter is inherently British after all

Can't wait for all the Turkish barbers to shut down, everyone has known they were for money laundering for years, why the police are only now investigating is absurd.

apparently 99% of offices have friday as a chill as fuck day
my office is the complete opposite, been treated like a slave the last 2 hours
then again Monday is quite tranquil as a result

wonder what's more preferable

mental that an essential part of the ziedberg lore came from the fact that he thinks the gherkin resembles a black man's willy

screaming

mental how literally nobody fucking cares about that paedophile or his 'lore'

love how the card machine always seems to be broken
VERY curious

Was only doing 50 no one I hit even died

all in the bant thread lads

4 day work week, 10 hour days should be the norm

We're all on Anon Babble

lol

3 days 12 hours imo

that other /brit/ thread is like the worst components of a britpol and britfeel thread combined into one, we need to find a better way of getting rid of the spammers because there's nary a chance i'm posting in that hole of a thread

stay here with the spammers then
nobody is forcing you to move

i think its pretty funny how his gimmick has unintentionally exposed him as an incel with very low self-esteem

i did around 28 in a 20 thinking it was a 30 (which it should have been)

shouldn't speed cameras have big signs especially when it's somewhere totally unexpected like a massive road in the middle of nowhere.

what size waist are you? be honest fatties

you can filter most of it you half-wit

30"

36"

prefer not to say

Makes sense, this has always been the most gay pedo thread on the board
It was temporarily a cool board to move stuff from Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble etc that didn't belong to rather than deleting offtopic threads
and also for a less serious Anon Babble Anon Babble etc
but the subhuman lolicon avatarfag perennial cancer took advantage of spam not being deleted there to turn it into their personal mental illness trannyspace driving everyone out
I still remember the leafgirl threads before that though it was briefly the best board on Anon Babble about a month and a half after its creation

36

33

32

you're in a safe space here, there is no shame

I used to be so fat that I'd take up half the space of the bus seat next to me and a bloke who had to stand up during rush hour looked me straight in the face and said 'you seriously need to lose weight mate, not to be nasty, but you do' and I just looked at the floor ashamed until it was my stop and lost 10 stone in the following 13 months.

34
working on getting down to 32/33

20

52"
big fat bastard me

Urgh chebs no thanks

Completely demoralised and demotivated at work lads.
Working in quality assurance sucks.

Good lad
That was an angel on the bus btw

34"

Sturdy unit, me.

they hate to see a brotha make a cup of tea

we

plural

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go into the toilets and cry about it again lmao

bangs a social worker

bangs a K9 cop

bangs and has a bastard with another cop

bangs some armenian girl

bangs his lawyer

bangs the ex-wife of another cop

is a bald manlet

it's shocking that he wasn't a producer or writer on the show

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Family-of-five killed in New York tourist helicopter crash 'were celebrating one of the young children's birthday'

>Mr. President new rehab room video just dropped

aye Anon Babble is better for /brit/ due to IDs, heathermong and spaki were absolutely SEETHING last night because they got filtered on sight

always makes me happy when i see these billionaires die

come to Anon Babble folx

New Rehab Room video is a brutal blackpill man. Fuck me, women are literally the root cause of all problems

youtube.com/watch?v=ioD1ma2RAHY

cannot believe people chose to watch this over the wire

they've been seething about Anon Babble all morning

32

incel channel. grow up mate.

the most gay pedo thread on the board

Obvious bait because i have been to the Italian and finnish generals

Saying grow up doesn't change biology mate, grow up

non sequitor

Watching incel channels doesn't change the fact that will never have sex, grow up.

I was 32 but I'm probably a 30 now. Daren't try a 30 though in case it's a bit tight and I get upset, so I just tighten my belt even more.

sick of these faggots on fitness forums that tell you to do front squats, i am NOT doing that gimmicky bullshit

you say its an incel channel so you judge it by looks yet claim looks dont matter.

interesting mate
not an incel btw i've had girlfriends i'm just aware.

31.5", been cutting hard, still starving myself right now and I've never been swimming in as much pussy as right now

CUUUUUUUTE

watches lookism videos

"not an incel btw i've had girlfriends"

My boss is that typical cringey millennial who grew up using shite like Reddit and he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”

exactly, if you've ever had sex you know looks are 90% of attraction lmao

rorke posting in brit be like

nope. never think about that shit. only aware through memes. it's all bollocks for mentally challenged incels.

Why does hanging on to hope just make things harder

he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”

Are you sure he's not being formal in a formal environment?
Because you're at work.
You know, a formal place.

holy fuck why haven;t i seen this before

nth for the holodem

Doing a poo

Nobody past the 19th century says good sir sincerely

saving my Reform UK memes into the Rorke File

dogberg is doing farts

shes british

My boss said that all the time and he was 50, 60 or something.

It's called good manners mate.

nope. never think about that shit

so stop talking if you dont think, npc lmao

Thats bollocks. People kill people and get a 6month driving ban

miserable bastard you are

Yes I’m 100% sure bro lol, it’s like that kind of ironic formality Milennials love for some reason. Also says shit like “shall be greatly appreciated” in the same email as calling someone an “utter legend” for smashing a KPI

So its his insincerity that bothers you?

Me too and /brit/ is still THE worst
worse than the japan threads usually
you make /cum/ look straight and human

starmer on a mad one

and here you slagging him off behind his back on Anon Babble like a little bitch. he lives in your head rent free. pussy

Feel free to leave and never come back

yeah it would be much better if his 40 year old boss sent out emails that said "the opps are up our ass, ong"

these fucking zoomers man lmao

You ok mate?

zoomer girls worldwide dream of ishowspeeds bbc

yeh

Or just talk like a normal person lol, I don’t send him emails talking like a zoomer saying stuff like that. He’s just cheesy asl

Fine, thanking you kindly good sir. How goeth it with you?

I know the autism means you can only think in black and white but there is a way to communicate formally and politely while not larping as 1850's landed gentry

Who

Uh oh unc is getting angry again
Shouldn't be getting this worked up at your big big age :skull:

"thanking you kindly good sir"
is a normal thing to send in an email, get over it lmao

ugh can you believe my boss sent me an email thanking me in the wrong way?

So brainrotted that he thinks being polite is larping

loooool

import random

def roast_rorke():
insults = [
"virge",
"walking L",
"human version of a 404 error",
"perma-benched NPC",
"actual wifi lag in human form"
]
rorke = "Rorke"
chosen_insult = random.choice(insults)
print(f"{rorke}, you're such a {chosen_insult}.")

# Run it
if __name__ == "__main__":
roast_rorke()

doctors later said "this gentleman was referred to me"

gentleman

Bruh is this 1850? Bro gunna get the leeches out and check my humours are in balance fr fr

ong ong

he's obviously an extremely bitter and insincere person. thinks any joviality or pleasantries, even if its a bit cringe, is fake.
he sounds like a bit of a twat 2bh

is a normal thing to send in an email

No mate, it isn't. Again this is your autism talking.

corrr imagine zoomer pussy

need to be over 18 to post here

No it isn’t Rorke. Have you not noticed that nobody has talked like that since Redditors in 2010?

virus do NOT click

zoomer are totally fucked in the head

My boss is that typical cringey millennial who grew up using shite like Reddit and he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”

I know the autism means you can only think in black and white but there is a way to communicate formally and politely while not larping as 1850's landed gentry

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This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!

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zoomers projecting their shut-in incel freak opinions again are they? My niece and nephew are gen alpha and even they're embarrassed by the state of zoomers and how fucking pathetic they are lmfao

The only reason speeders don’t kill people is luck.

imagine criticising someone for the way they thank you instead of just being grateful he was polite to you. imagine being that much of a dickhead.

got too many generals now can you accept Anon Babblebrit/ is dead and move to Anon Babble please

T. Literally unc

Evil ghoul posts

My niece and nephew are gen alpha and even they're embarrassed by the state of zoomers

Everybody stand up and clap after did they?

Aren't zoomers about 25 years old these days? Why are they still talking like they're 15?

Need smell-o-vision to be invented already.

"ur the goat fr, bless up legend" is what zoomers expect their boss to send them lmao

You are soon going to be known as the permavirgin freak generation, not joking everybody is beating up on you freaks

heatherpaedo having another meltdown over the fact he’s old is he?

Aren't millennials like 40 years old? Why are they still talking like some quirky character they've seen from their "adult cartoons"

mental how wide her pussy mounds are

why are millennials talking like adults? might be because they're adults lil bro

What cartoon says good sir? I thought it was from the 1850s?

clicked on the link, while eating at this chinky restaurant, thinking it’d be something innocuous
fucking hell

At least we possess the attention span to watch a 25 minute cartoon. I've seen zoomers lament and genuinely feel despair at the fact they're incapable of watching a 2 hour film their brain has rotted and hollowed out by chinese spyware apps lmfao

Need Emma Watson to do a smelly in my face.

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haven't licked an arse since i got a cheeky infection from rimming but corr that looks tempting

Surreptitiously googles "pussy mounds"

those are called outer lips or labia majora and they're a normal width you freak

got the day off, how can i capitalise on this lovely weather?

they're a normal width

can’t say the same about your waistline

70% of all zoomers have never seen a human vagina in their life

post with the Anon Babblebrit/ chads

sunglasses ON
go for a walk at about 3pm when they are about

daily reminder the average zoomer has never had sex

I ain't reading alladat lil bro

I think I'll stay and shame your general for being SO gay and pedo
In fact, starting now I will be levying a 25% character tariff on all British flags in /brit/ which belongs rightfully to America.

the chad millennials sweeping in. no wonder so many zoomers are bitter retards on here, we're taking their women

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Morning team. Toil at 13:00 pm. Feeling tired and lethargic

he's above average sized nut not congo BBC tier

from random import choice

def generate_brit_post(sentence: String) -> String:
starters = ["mad how", "mental how", "rorke's"]
return f"{choice(starters)} {sentence} lads"

in tears complaining to an anime website because my boss send me the sentence "thank you kindly sir" in an email.

zoomers are just out of control, they need to be stropped

my waistline is gorgeous and has received many compliments since puberty occurred
28 inches and 42 inch hips ;)

Morning team.

wish less foreigners could read our language

don’t care

will you please have sex with me
or make one of those ghibli filter photos

doing a poo lads
DJT

don't believe you
do you smell good?

*nonchalantly pulls a poo out of my pocket and tosses it on the /brit/ floor*

Whose fault is that, now?

Learn other british languages
Manx, cornish, welsh, gaelic (scotch), urdu

lovely mate, do share a photo x

above average

oh timmy

*fewer foreigners
You can’t even speak your own language Rorke. Sit the fuck down you fat cunt

*scrambles to eat it *

Going to grind some orbs in Bleach Brave Souls before toil team

that paki woman going mental over rorke again lmfao

that's for you decide love

not mine

no
I'm English

women are incompetent but we have to hire them for a tax break, what can they handle? oh well they're good with kids maybe they can handle people

let's put them in charge of hiring and in middle management

what could go wrong

dont even bother preparing for interviews anymore
if they like me they likeme

raped that incel retard

Got my exit interview in 2 minutes

omds thats sad hahaha

the indian spammer on here has posted about rorke 139,000 times

sorry freak you can't cry to teacher today you'll have to cry to daddy instead, oh wait you can't do that either

watching incel doctrine videos on the youtube

the brown indian woman on here seethes over rorke lmfao

this is the guy saying /brit/ on Anon Babble is full of the same freaks spamming over and over again

Lmfao, you just know he’s got another 40 on his phone as well on a different ID

sorry, weren't the brightest lad at school me
also we'd say less round my little corner

:(
I am both an incel and a retard, it's true lads

rorke you bloody bastarrd saaaaaaar bloody bloody bastard saaaaaaar

LOL

he's not wrong though, you do spam and you've been doing it for literally years. Imagine being this damaged

we ran the background check sir

he is not employed anywhere and never had a job

he has no social media and no phone number

his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out

we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is

he has no friends and no girlfriend

he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city

its like we are hunting a ghost

who the hell is this guy chief?

like you eh spaki?

139,000 times

getting the daily does of carl of swindon

apart from the no bank account this is me
got my 50 quid from nationwide yesterday

Rorke’s intellectual role model

you're one to talk spainlard

Comrade Starmer will be taking half that. Brown families and american businesses need our support

rorke and rasheed are working together to rock leftypol's world

Elon's trans daughter can get it

grow up

I think it's tax free
at least I have never paid a tax in my life

Its andrew tate on youtube thats the problem not guys literally boasting about murder and crime

Come, come Rorke, come to Anon Babble, good or bad, I expect you there.

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dont get this gimmick

come to anonymous board

noooo come to the board with ids

fuck off cunt

Tax the lowest earners

Rorke, what an intoxicating joke you thought I was being serious

Nigger brained mong

Yeah thats great mate *throws it in the bin *

he fucking deserved the 55 years tho, and that bitch who set the whole thing up

we just gon start farting on you niggas

"incest and non-consensual sex" simulator

uhhhhm based?

every bottle of tabasco has been sitting in cask for 3 years before it hits store shelves

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Kys

Usually sits in my cupboard for about 5years

I'm half black and this Indian woman I hooked up with was visibly disappointed when I whipped my 6 inch willard out

did you give her a good shagging tho?

Just eatened a pan o chocolah

wonder what it would feel like to dribble that right down your japs eye

Genuinely foul that there is a half caste monster itt

Yes mate

No the smell made her wretch

no she managed to run away

At mates house

Take a sneak peak inside his mums room

See this

"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"

She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.

this bitch has licked toilet bowls and street poles, and it's still not as disgusting as burning coal

я кaк дaнилa бaгpoв из бpaтa пoкa мнoгиe кaк пидopы c гeй пapaдa

alls well that ends well

Grow up

seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before

so fucking embarrassing when people put their meaningless Hons degree title or made up industry qualification title on their email signatures loooool

Currently Wanking to: Angela White Birthday Blowbang.

Baм нpaвитcя Укpaинa? Mнe нpaвитcя.

Tastes mostly of vinegar.
Tapatio or Cholula are miles better.

*gets rock hard at the sight*

its because i passed in last two years

might reinstall diablo 2

What are you gonna do after?

very embarrassing

is that the one all the lads finish the scene by wanking into a chalice and she drinks it like a cum pint? found the ending a tad poofy

Steve Coogan bravely declaring that Jesus Christ was a Socialist

Bought the remaster, got bored in Act 2 and quit
Gameplay is way too clunky for my patience now

forgot to lock my door
mumberg saw everything
my life is fucking over

Isn't one of his kids a tranny?

Mental how many people at my company are off ill when it's a fucking remote job

how is that poofy?

odds i get wankered tonight
evens i get on grindr and suck bepis

Saw the moon during the day, today. What's it doing there?
Ominous.

don't get what people call in sick with when we all wfh shouldn't be allowed unless you're literally in hospital

gay porn demon in the back

yeah dont know what that is

Can't we just behead the spammers?

very ominous

saw it on 2 days this week. then he went. last night he was burning bright beckoning me

that's normal and nothing to worry about

doing a poo

mental how some people go through their entire lives and not realise the moon is out during the day time

shows how unaware most people actually are, npc behaviour.

global warming
you're not supposed to see it due to the thickness of the atmosphere
but the hole in the atmosphere make you see it

new

>>Anon Babble22525662

rorke moving like a bhenchod i stg pham

new

looks pretty old to me

Mum jailed for 21 years for drowning sons in bath

markets are still on the way down the effective tariff rate is only a few % less after the pause

where

women moment