NOTICE:
/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of april
/brit/
I have no idea what is Anon Babble. Care to redbull me?
stop being so retarded you creepy little freak
Alhamdulillah
less trash on the front page
the bant thread has been up since 11pm last night and has barely reached 200 poste even factoring in multiple 11 post by this ID posters
fucking dcrrmemwamjng
it's a board that has IDs so that you can filter anybody who tries to spam easily
it also has a very short post timer and you can be racist and post chebs there
All jokes aside I fucking despise every single one of you. All you do is jerk off to japanese cartoons all day. Hit me with your best shot, I'm pretty much perfect. I was the quarterback for my high school football team. Pic related its my bitch, she just blew me shit was SO cash
care to redbull me?
ironic that youve now posted this about 5 times in an hour
Care to redbull me?
Catberg
it's not a fucking competition heathermong you retard
they are both /brit/ but if you start spamming here then we're going to the Anon Babble thread where we can filter you
it's that simple
ok this cunt is going to start spamming now
I'm going to the Anon Babble thread
based and redbulled
sounds dreadful no thanks
based
Anon Babble.org/feedback
if /brit/ migrated to Anon Babble, wouldn't the entire board basically be our conquest?
You'd have 12 /brit/ threads active on the bounce
wonder how this lad doing right now
fuck off
all in here
Mental case neighbour off on a mad one again, think she was away at a mental health hospital for a bit
he's a she now
I guess the mods should have done their job and deleted posts like this then shouldn't they
he'd make a good tranny
mate
I don't want pretty boys/men being turned into trannies stop it
leave them alone
yeah so i lost my licence for life for speeding TWICE
explain this pic? is he going to pangalong or what?
there's 2 options for british boys after 17 years old
1. becomes a femboy
2. becomes a norf fc lad
all that time and effort and money learning to drive gone to shit in 6 months. all your fault. Anyways see you on the bus as i overtake it in my car which i can legally drive
This is an urban legend
PLANESPOTTING LIVE | AVIATION ACTION | MANCHESTER AIRPORT
wow sweaty that's rude
the road was a typical built up area and i only found out later that it was a 20
sorry but why are bantoids still posting here?
how far over
losing a license over 2 speeding tickets is ridiculous, even for the UK
thats still entirely your own fault.
if only there was a sign on the road telling you the speed limit
Banter is inherently British after all
Can't wait for all the Turkish barbers to shut down, everyone has known they were for money laundering for years, why the police are only now investigating is absurd.
apparently 99% of offices have friday as a chill as fuck day
my office is the complete opposite, been treated like a slave the last 2 hours
then again Monday is quite tranquil as a result
wonder what's more preferable
mental that an essential part of the ziedberg lore came from the fact that he thinks the gherkin resembles a black man's willy
screaming
mental how literally nobody fucking cares about that paedophile or his 'lore'
love how the card machine always seems to be broken
VERY curious
Was only doing 50 no one I hit even died
all in the bant thread lads
4 day work week, 10 hour days should be the norm
We're all on Anon Babble
lol
3 days 12 hours imo
that other /brit/ thread is like the worst components of a britpol and britfeel thread combined into one, we need to find a better way of getting rid of the spammers because there's nary a chance i'm posting in that hole of a thread
stay here with the spammers then
nobody is forcing you to move
i think its pretty funny how his gimmick has unintentionally exposed him as an incel with very low self-esteem
i did around 28 in a 20 thinking it was a 30 (which it should have been)
shouldn't speed cameras have big signs especially when it's somewhere totally unexpected like a massive road in the middle of nowhere.
what size waist are you? be honest fatties
you can filter most of it you half-wit
mhm cronems are fixin they braids for timmy baton x
30"
36"
prefer not to say
Makes sense, this has always been the most gay pedo thread on the board
It was temporarily a cool board to move stuff from Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble etc that didn't belong to rather than deleting offtopic threads
and also for a less serious Anon Babble Anon Babble etc
but the subhuman lolicon avatarfag perennial cancer took advantage of spam not being deleted there to turn it into their personal mental illness trannyspace driving everyone out
I still remember the leafgirl threads before that though it was briefly the best board on Anon Babble about a month and a half after its creation
36
33
32
you're in a safe space here, there is no shame
I used to be so fat that I'd take up half the space of the bus seat next to me and a bloke who had to stand up during rush hour looked me straight in the face and said 'you seriously need to lose weight mate, not to be nasty, but you do' and I just looked at the floor ashamed until it was my stop and lost 10 stone in the following 13 months.
34
working on getting down to 32/33
20
52"
big fat bastard me
Urgh chebs no thanks
Completely demoralised and demotivated at work lads.
Working in quality assurance sucks.
Good lad
That was an angel on the bus btw
youtube.com
new rehab room out
34"
Sturdy unit, me.
they hate to see a brotha make a cup of tea
we
plural
go into the toilets and cry about it again lmao
bangs a social worker
bangs a K9 cop
bangs and has a bastard with another cop
bangs some armenian girl
bangs his lawyer
bangs the ex-wife of another cop
is a bald manlet
it's shocking that he wasn't a producer or writer on the show
Family-of-five killed in New York tourist helicopter crash 'were celebrating one of the young children's birthday'
>Mr. President new rehab room video just dropped
aye Anon Babble is better for /brit/ due to IDs, heathermong and spaki were absolutely SEETHING last night because they got filtered on sight
always makes me happy when i see these billionaires die
come to Anon Babble folx
New Rehab Room video is a brutal blackpill man. Fuck me, women are literally the root cause of all problems
cannot believe people chose to watch this over the wire
they've been seething about Anon Babble all morning
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incel channel. grow up mate.
the most gay pedo thread on the board
Obvious bait because i have been to the Italian and finnish generals
Saying grow up doesn't change biology mate, grow up
non sequitor
Watching incel channels doesn't change the fact that will never have sex, grow up.
I was 32 but I'm probably a 30 now. Daren't try a 30 though in case it's a bit tight and I get upset, so I just tighten my belt even more.
sick of these faggots on fitness forums that tell you to do front squats, i am NOT doing that gimmicky bullshit
you say its an incel channel so you judge it by looks yet claim looks dont matter.
interesting mate
not an incel btw i've had girlfriends i'm just aware.
31.5", been cutting hard, still starving myself right now and I've never been swimming in as much pussy as right now
CUUUUUUUTE
watches lookism videos
"not an incel btw i've had girlfriends"
My boss is that typical cringey millennial who grew up using shite like Reddit and he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”
exactly, if you've ever had sex you know looks are 90% of attraction lmao
rorke posting in brit be like
nope. never think about that shit. only aware through memes. it's all bollocks for mentally challenged incels.
Why does hanging on to hope just make things harder
he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”
Are you sure he's not being formal in a formal environment?
Because you're at work.
You know, a formal place.
holy fuck why haven;t i seen this before
nth for the holodem
Doing a poo
Nobody past the 19th century says good sir sincerely
saving my Reform UK memes into the Rorke File
dogberg is doing farts
shes british
My boss said that all the time and he was 50, 60 or something.
It's called good manners mate.
nope. never think about that shit
so stop talking if you dont think, npc lmao
Thats bollocks. People kill people and get a 6month driving ban
miserable bastard you are
Yes I’m 100% sure bro lol, it’s like that kind of ironic formality Milennials love for some reason. Also says shit like “shall be greatly appreciated” in the same email as calling someone an “utter legend” for smashing a KPI
So its his insincerity that bothers you?
Me too and /brit/ is still THE worst
worse than the japan threads usually
you make /cum/ look straight and human
starmer on a mad one
and here you slagging him off behind his back on Anon Babble like a little bitch. he lives in your head rent free. pussy
Feel free to leave and never come back
yeah it would be much better if his 40 year old boss sent out emails that said "the opps are up our ass, ong"
these fucking zoomers man lmao
You ok mate?
zoomer girls worldwide dream of ishowspeeds bbc
yeh
Or just talk like a normal person lol, I don’t send him emails talking like a zoomer saying stuff like that. He’s just cheesy asl
Fine, thanking you kindly good sir. How goeth it with you?
I know the autism means you can only think in black and white but there is a way to communicate formally and politely while not larping as 1850's landed gentry
Who
Uh oh unc is getting angry again
Shouldn't be getting this worked up at your big big age :skull:
"thanking you kindly good sir"
is a normal thing to send in an email, get over it lmao
ugh can you believe my boss sent me an email thanking me in the wrong way?
So brainrotted that he thinks being polite is larping
loooool
import random
def roast_rorke():
insults = [
"virge",
"walking L",
"human version of a 404 error",
"perma-benched NPC",
"actual wifi lag in human form"
]
rorke = "Rorke"
chosen_insult = random.choice(insults)
print(f"{rorke}, you're such a {chosen_insult}.")
# Run it
if __name__ == "__main__":
roast_rorke()
doctors later said "this gentleman was referred to me"
gentleman
Bruh is this 1850? Bro gunna get the leeches out and check my humours are in balance fr fr
ong ong
he's obviously an extremely bitter and insincere person. thinks any joviality or pleasantries, even if its a bit cringe, is fake.
he sounds like a bit of a twat 2bh
is a normal thing to send in an email
No mate, it isn't. Again this is your autism talking.
corrr imagine zoomer pussy
need to be over 18 to post here
No it isn’t Rorke. Have you not noticed that nobody has talked like that since Redditors in 2010?
virus do NOT click
zoomer are totally fucked in the head
My boss is that typical cringey millennial who grew up using shite like Reddit and he unironically replies to my emails saying things “thanking you kindly good sir”
I know the autism means you can only think in black and white but there is a way to communicate formally and politely while not larping as 1850's landed gentry
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This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!
zoomers projecting their shut-in incel freak opinions again are they? My niece and nephew are gen alpha and even they're embarrassed by the state of zoomers and how fucking pathetic they are lmfao
The only reason speeders don’t kill people is luck.
imagine criticising someone for the way they thank you instead of just being grateful he was polite to you. imagine being that much of a dickhead.
got too many generals now can you accept Anon Babblebrit/ is dead and move to Anon Babble please
T. Literally unc
Evil ghoul posts
My niece and nephew are gen alpha and even they're embarrassed by the state of zoomers
Everybody stand up and clap after did they?
Aren't zoomers about 25 years old these days? Why are they still talking like they're 15?
Need smell-o-vision to be invented already.
"ur the goat fr, bless up legend" is what zoomers expect their boss to send them lmao
You are soon going to be known as the permavirgin freak generation, not joking everybody is beating up on you freaks
heatherpaedo having another meltdown over the fact he’s old is he?
Aren't millennials like 40 years old? Why are they still talking like some quirky character they've seen from their "adult cartoons"
mental how wide her pussy mounds are
why are millennials talking like adults? might be because they're adults lil bro
What cartoon says good sir? I thought it was from the 1850s?
clicked on the link, while eating at this chinky restaurant, thinking it’d be something innocuous
fucking hell
At least we possess the attention span to watch a 25 minute cartoon. I've seen zoomers lament and genuinely feel despair at the fact they're incapable of watching a 2 hour film their brain has rotted and hollowed out by chinese spyware apps lmfao
Need Emma Watson to do a smelly in my face.
haven't licked an arse since i got a cheeky infection from rimming but corr that looks tempting
Surreptitiously googles "pussy mounds"
those are called outer lips or labia majora and they're a normal width you freak
got the day off, how can i capitalise on this lovely weather?
they're a normal width
can’t say the same about your waistline
70% of all zoomers have never seen a human vagina in their life
post with the Anon Babblebrit/ chads
sunglasses ON
go for a walk at about 3pm when they are about
daily reminder the average zoomer has never had sex
I ain't reading alladat lil bro
I think I'll stay and shame your general for being SO gay and pedo
In fact, starting now I will be levying a 25% character tariff on all British flags in /brit/ which belongs rightfully to America.
the chad millennials sweeping in. no wonder so many zoomers are bitter retards on here, we're taking their women
Morning team. Toil at 13:00 pm. Feeling tired and lethargic
he's above average sized nut not congo BBC tier
from random import choice
def generate_brit_post(sentence: String) -> String:
starters = ["mad how", "mental how", "rorke's"]
return f"{choice(starters)} {sentence} lads"
in tears complaining to an anime website because my boss send me the sentence "thank you kindly sir" in an email.
zoomers are just out of control, they need to be stropped
my waistline is gorgeous and has received many compliments since puberty occurred
28 inches and 42 inch hips ;)
Morning team.
wish less foreigners could read our language
don’t care
will you please have sex with me
or make one of those ghibli filter photos
doing a poo lads
DJT
don't believe you
do you smell good?
*nonchalantly pulls a poo out of my pocket and tosses it on the /brit/ floor*
Whose fault is that, now?
Learn other british languages
Manx, cornish, welsh, gaelic (scotch), urdu
lovely mate, do share a photo x
above average
oh timmy
*fewer foreigners
You can’t even speak your own language Rorke. Sit the fuck down you fat cunt
*scrambles to eat it *
Going to grind some orbs in Bleach Brave Souls before toil team
that paki woman going mental over rorke again lmfao
grim
that's for you decide love
not mine
no
I'm English
women are incompetent but we have to hire them for a tax break, what can they handle? oh well they're good with kids maybe they can handle people
let's put them in charge of hiring and in middle management
what could go wrong
dont even bother preparing for interviews anymore
if they like me they likeme
raped that incel retard
Got my exit interview in 2 minutes
omds thats sad hahaha
the indian spammer on here has posted about rorke 139,000 times
sorry freak you can't cry to teacher today you'll have to cry to daddy instead, oh wait you can't do that either
watching incel doctrine videos on the youtube
the brown indian woman on here seethes over rorke lmfao
this is the guy saying /brit/ on Anon Babble is full of the same freaks spamming over and over again
Lmfao, you just know he’s got another 40 on his phone as well on a different ID
sorry, weren't the brightest lad at school me
also we'd say less round my little corner
:(
I am both an incel and a retard, it's true lads
rorke you bloody bastarrd saaaaaaar bloody bloody bastard saaaaaaar
LOL
he's not wrong though, you do spam and you've been doing it for literally years. Imagine being this damaged
we ran the background check sir
he is not employed anywhere and never had a job
he has no social media and no phone number
his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out
we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is
he has no friends and no girlfriend
he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city
its like we are hunting a ghost
who the hell is this guy chief?
like you eh spaki?
139,000 times
getting the daily does of carl of swindon
apart from the no bank account this is me
got my 50 quid from nationwide yesterday
Rorke’s intellectual role model
you're one to talk spainlard
Comrade Starmer will be taking half that. Brown families and american businesses need our support
rorke and rasheed are working together to rock leftypol's world
Elon's trans daughter can get it
grow up
I think it's tax free
at least I have never paid a tax in my life
Its andrew tate on youtube thats the problem not guys literally boasting about murder and crime
Come, come Rorke, come to Anon Babble, good or bad, I expect you there.
dont get this gimmick
lbc.co.uk
what the fuk man
come to anonymous board
noooo come to the board with ids
fuck off cunt
Tax the lowest earners
youtube.com
these guys are kino unlike tate
Rorke, what an intoxicating joke you thought I was being serious
Nigger brained mong
Yeah thats great mate *throws it in the bin *
he fucking deserved the 55 years tho, and that bitch who set the whole thing up
we just gon start farting on you niggas
"incest and non-consensual sex" simulator
uhhhhm based?
rehab room dropped a brutal nuked on biritshcels
every bottle of tabasco has been sitting in cask for 3 years before it hits store shelves
Kys
Usually sits in my cupboard for about 5years
I'm half black and this Indian woman I hooked up with was visibly disappointed when I whipped my 6 inch willard out
did you give her a good shagging tho?
Just eatened a pan o chocolah
wonder what it would feel like to dribble that right down your japs eye
Genuinely foul that there is a half caste monster itt
Yes mate
No the smell made her wretch
no she managed to run away
At mates house
Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
See this
"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.
this bitch has licked toilet bowls and street poles, and it's still not as disgusting as burning coal
я кaк дaнилa бaгpoв из бpaтa пoкa мнoгиe кaк пидopы c гeй пapaдa
alls well that ends well
Grow up
seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
youtube.com
average angela white fan
so fucking embarrassing when people put their meaningless Hons degree title or made up industry qualification title on their email signatures loooool
Currently Wanking to: Angela White Birthday Blowbang.
Baм нpaвитcя Укpaинa? Mнe нpaвитcя.
Tastes mostly of vinegar.
Tapatio or Cholula are miles better.
*gets rock hard at the sight*
its because i passed in last two years
might reinstall diablo 2
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What are you gonna do after?
very embarrassing
is that the one all the lads finish the scene by wanking into a chalice and she drinks it like a cum pint? found the ending a tad poofy
Steve Coogan bravely declaring that Jesus Christ was a Socialist
Bought the remaster, got bored in Act 2 and quit
Gameplay is way too clunky for my patience now
forgot to lock my door
mumberg saw everything
my life is fucking over
Isn't one of his kids a tranny?
Mental how many people at my company are off ill when it's a fucking remote job
here is a bradly
how is that poofy?
odds i get wankered tonight
evens i get on grindr and suck bepis
Saw the moon during the day, today. What's it doing there?
Ominous.
don't get what people call in sick with when we all wfh shouldn't be allowed unless you're literally in hospital
gay porn demon in the back
yeah dont know what that is
Can't we just behead the spammers?
very ominous
saw it on 2 days this week. then he went. last night he was burning bright beckoning me
China raises tariffs on US goods to 125% as trade war ramps up
that's normal and nothing to worry about
doing a poo
mental how some people go through their entire lives and not realise the moon is out during the day time
shows how unaware most people actually are, npc behaviour.
global warming
you're not supposed to see it due to the thickness of the atmosphere
but the hole in the atmosphere make you see it
new
>>Anon Babble22525662
rorke moving like a bhenchod i stg pham
new
looks pretty old to me
Mum jailed for 21 years for drowning sons in bath
markets are still on the way down the effective tariff rate is only a few % less after the pause
where
women moment