This kills the ESL

This kills the ESL

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english be like

I lie here

don't lie to me

EFLs get these two words mixed up all the time though - I bet half couldn't tell you what the correct past tenses are for each one.

laid and lied?

Lait
Liet

Honorary EFLs.

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lying is a sin so I just say lay instead

english be like

I thought of you

through the forest

you are tought

no, I can’t say the word murderer out lout, it’s embarrassing.

May I have a dictionary definition of the word "tought" please?

I've no idea, sir
must some anglo uga booga mumble barbar

yfw kikes put extra letters into English words to charge more for printing them

LisTen
Knee
MusCle
SaLmon

The truth lays somewhere in between

The truth lies somewhere in between

Help a brother out.

Povvos will say 'have a lay in'

Second option

>The truth lies

Deep.

choose!

lay

lei

lie

lai
simple as

the truth lies

is this some kinda wordplay?

The latter, lay is about putting something down rather than being in a lying state.

lay is a transitive verb so you use it when it acts upon something.
he lies on the mat.
he lays the mat on the ground.

laid and lay

Mfw I'm not the only one who thinks this.

bro are you a teacher or something how do you know what transitive verb is @_@

i always forget than/then

nope just a shut in who's spent too much time reading wikipedia articles.

lie means both to lie down and to lie(tell someone a lie)

Retarded language

well you don't conjugate them the same

Why do ESLs always pretend to be shocked by homonyms as if their language doesn't have any?

yes but english is covered by this mantle of retardation impossible to ignore

bruh who you calling a homo?

Or you just lack perspective and self awareness.

tell me again is a toothbrush male or female?

or, or... I'm just objectively correct because I'm a self aware

by this mantle of retardation impossible to ignore

It really isn't

legen vs liegen in german

Do other languages not differentiate between thesr two things?

why is english so damn full of homophones??

Idk what's a past tense or whatever the fuck is that gramatical rule bullshit. I learned English playing games, watching videos and translating random internet comments. It isn't perfect, but I'm sure good enough at it, faggot

More like EFL lmao