/brit/
/brit/
we're all in bant
Fuck off
not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views
angry because you know your shite posts will be filtered?
Feel like you might be posting this just to make fun of the schizo. Not sure though
I forgot to take the bins out, heard the garbage truck not quite at my house yet but didn't take it out because I was afraid of socil awkardness if I didn't get there in time and they saw me even though I almost certainly had time.
I felt that it would be wrong, like holding open the door of the train when it is closing to get on, you know, just morally wrong.
Fat niggas
Guy leg pressing 7pl8 so almost no plates for others but doing 3 reps of 4 inch ROM
Why are dyels like this?
Beto O'Rorke
Greggs is insanely mediocre, low quality slop
owt good on your release radar lads?
Good morning England
how many plates do you need?
*releases a malignant guff in your face*
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I do think actually this is early and against the rules
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migrate i want to see what happens to ziedberg
quick wank then i'm off to the shops, no doubt smelling like fresh spaff
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Quite a horrible thing to say about stroke victims
last night he was spamming int brit alone
heathermong also had a melty here as he was completely ignored and filtered on bant
bant genuinely beats the spammers, there's nothing they can do
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Fat niggas crapping themselves
cannot stand the sight of this faggot's face
the ids still feel wrong desu
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Got into another fight with my 18yo girlfriend because we have nothing in common
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
they're what make it work
ziedberg
Imagine not having him filtered yet
I haven't seen one of his posts in weeks
just make a reddit account at that point so you can go to your little hugbox
the IDs change every thread mate
keep samefagging with shit tier bait here though, I'm sure heathermong and ziedbelg would be delighted
Anon Babble.org/feedback
the vibe is off on bant
and being a nsfw board comes with its own problems
if it werent for that itd be an improvement
got drunk last night and fell asleep and had a bad dream that /brit/ wasnt working
the vibe is off on bant
new Deafheaven lads
love werthers
the vibe is off on bant
errr.. um, you're the vibe bro
wish i had some drugs
all in here lads
Genuinely wonder that the next big event in history will be, the one that will be remembered in years to come.
Probably this massive turd I'm about to poo out
This lad has a different hairstyle in every video.
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
thinking about going back to uni to do engineering
10 hours old with only 200 posts
Yeah can stop trying to force it now. Getting a little embarrassing.
Ziedbelg may as well be a bot.
Dont tell me to fucking filter him, I'm just making a comment okay?
just isn't /brit/ once poster ID's are involved, balance is all off lads i can't do it
pornbrains may have gone too far
because you can't samefag anymore?
cry about it
morning dee lads and I said MORNING dee LadS x
the self id voters should just fuck off to Anon Babbleunitedkingdom
no i have autism you see, everything needs to be uniformed and easy on the eye. seeing all those various colours and IDs throws me off
Imagine Harry Potter made today with JK Rowling just letting chud actors be in it
Russell Brand as Harry
Graham Linehan as Hermione
John Cleese as Dumbledore
too much pressure posting with an ID, you'll all judge me when i make the rare bad post
Describe Employed Woman in one word
yea dont like having all my posts attributed to the id
fertile
molested
Mental
bloke
Ballsy
Another empty day of not visiting your smelly incel hero is it?
omg that would be so le heckin based!!!
breakfast acquired
omg that would be so le heckin based!!!
he stink of shit today x
Isn't that my shower gel
wonder how many of these are a samefag
epic fail
No meme arrow so you look like that and say that
you'd be able to see on bant!
dont count me
manly british boys...
none of them are me
Not me
like Indonesian boys flock to me
Why is the Anon Babble autist here having an meltie about the real /brit/ rather than enjoying his supposedly superior thread? Maybe it’s too slow in there with only him and his mobile keeping the thread alive?
rorke on the ropes
apologize !!!
learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction
true...
He’s not taking our rejection of his thread well is he lol
scared heathermong?
point him out and i will refute you
right lads, how do i become proficient in Python real quick?
done that schizo right in
Good morning I hate women
Bodied that incel nutter
annoys me that all those streaming sites try to look like netflix
leftymong talking about this imaginary rorke character in his dollhouse 139,000 times
The answer is, don’t bother. AI is going to completely replace coders in the next few years. No I am not memeing.
thats cool, but i have to do Python coding now for my job so
rorke sifting through the archives thinkin he gandalf omfds
one hundred and thirty-nine thousand and fifty eight times
all me
So you have a job where you need to know Python and you dont know Python. Interesting.
fucking scuh-REAMING in an uruk-hai's face
as a founding father of /brit/ (formerly /anglo/ formerly /epl/ on sp) i denounce any attempt at moving us away
yeah id be in damage control samefagging too if someone exposed me as a deeply mentally ill schizo spamming about imaginary characters hundreds of times a day
got two speeding tickets in one day, 3 points each (same camera that i didn't know about)
only been driving 6 months so i have no lost my license effectively for life
i have ARSED UP EVERYTHING!!
It’s literally one seething incel trying to force it and some JFs come along for the ride. Just keep mocking him and enjoying his melties as is /brit/ tradition
poo
Wow I'm sure this will make a huge difference and he'll listen to them just like Israel listened to the protests in Norwich over the war.
rorke refusing to leave the tesco until they accept his mums discount coupons from 1997
keep it on Anon Babble mate, your mobile would love to read it
driving for 6 months and speeding already
Typical council runt behaviour
It wasn't needed for my job until the powers that be asked if i wanted to join a new team that makes scripts and do automation work. Seemed like a good skill to have for higher paying jobs so I accepted. Now I have to actually put in effort to learn to code
? ESL?
rorkes desuarchive history its bloody rorkes desuarchive history
rorke
you yanks are so fucking lucky. we have more speed cameras in my city than in your entire state and our rules are draconian.
i was doing 26 in a 20 that was wide and deserted enough to be a dual carriage way
Passed my test ~10 months ago and rarely speed.
The exception is a big wide open expressway near me that's a 30 when it should be a 40 so I do 40 there. But I don't drive at 35 on normal 30 roads, the conventional definition of speeding.
bloody bloody rorke saaaaaaar bloody bastard saaaaar
OK well lucky for you ChatGPT will easily do all of that for you
There are tonnes of books and tutorials online for it m8
in the next few years
You have no idea what you're talking about, it will definitely replace things in the future but not in the next few years. Currently it can only do basic stuff and even then needs someone to check it over.
Thoughts?
def call_rorke_a_virge():
rorke = "Rorke"
insult = "virge"
print(f"{rorke}, you're such a {insult}.")
# Run it
if __name__ == "__main__":
call_rorke_a_virge()
Want to bake Emma Watson’s poo into a yummy pie.
expressway
Fuck off yank
rorke jumping for joy as his chocolate souffle rises without splitting
Can't imagine anything more grim than wasting your life learning to code like a robot. Humans are meant to be out chopping down trees and fishing, not sat in your incel cave all day writing shit on a keyboard
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I've been speeding as long as I've been driving and haven't been caught once. Had some relatively fast/chav cars as well, used to pretty regularly get my golf r to around 100 on country roads and maxed out a transit driving back from a site down the A46 between Newark and the A52
back from my 13 dayer lads
screwsrsming
van driver, works on a building site
As I said, council runt behaviour. What's the top speed of a transit anyway?
What did you do? Also 13 days? That’s a pretty random number
Suspect there are two indians posting under the British flag at the moment in here. You can tell by the prose, you see.
Why's the thread moving so slowly lads
was doing 26 in a 20 that was wide and deserted enough to be a dual carriage way
You should be offered a course for that
Gonna be on the coke all weekend, it’s gonna get CRAZY
Pepsi for me x
i didn't. think the police had a personal vendetta against me because apparently if you haven't done one you should be offered one.
See you on Sunday night when the crash happens and you'll be posting your sad frog cartoons on here wishing you were dead lmfao drug addicts are the dumbest race i swear
I'm a heritage consultant, was a site archaeologist at the time
Got it up to about 110 IIRC
enjoy your monday morning death comedown
All the posts are going on Anon Babble, the thread is going astonishingly fast it’s only been up for 11 hours and there are already a massive 200 posts on there from FIVE different posters!!
Enjoy looking like that woman with a massive hole in her nose
also all me
whos the schizo banging on about Anon Babble? nobody cares
Okay but what are your thoughts about it
been holding my morning poo in since 7.45 (refuse to poo outside of paid hours) and barely made it to work, arsehole was twitching like a rabbits nose but luckily got my arse on the seat in time and have shamelessly pebble dashed it
reeks of pooey garlic for some reason
got the easy listening on x
youtube.com
He’s been trying to force it for two days now. Hasn’t got the hint yet that nobody wants IDs
Was 0.6kg up this morning because I couldn't do a full poo so another one is on the cards for later.
you ever wonder why so many people call countries the most beautiful place they've ever visited but never the opposite?
you could literally say every country is beautiful in its own way. silly stuff
Haha jealous little runts
FUCKING GET INNNNNNN
Have you ever left the US?
our country is crowded, dirty, loud, boring, and ugly
i'm not being jealous here mate i've done weekend benders before the comedown after is horrible
should be deported
your country is bigger than our entire continent surely there are a few beauty spots
I don't care about all the Donald Blump / Elon bad shite. Have absolutely no stake in the future so I couldn't give a fuck.
My existence consists of: my part time job, working out, posting in this thread. Without exaggeration, that is the sum total of my life. Beyond that, I simply do not care.
ABLs on the ropes once again
ye
wrong
Every single person I knew who did drugs when they were 16 is a miserable mentally ill wreck now in their 30s. Whats the point? Just have some self control
dadberg had a birthday party a couple nights ago and im buzzing off the shitty leftover hard seltzer in the fridge
I did drugs when I was 16 and I had a great time and I’m happy and successful today. What now, Rorke?
my plan is to keep my kids distracted with time consooming activities (sports, arts, etc...) so that they don't resort to taking drugs for merriment
your workout?
rari workout
Yes people in the arts famously never take drugs at all. Good plan lad.
your country is peng you have like 20 national parks, deserts, swamps, forests, glaciers, volcanos, plains, its got everything in 1 country you can drive for a few hours into the wilderness and camp and cook and fish and shoot and have a fire as you please
the uk has fuck all natural wild forests left, theres a queue to get up ben nevis and if you light a fire or fish without 3 different licences the police will arrest you and
brother has been with his latest gf less than 2 months
he's already got her pregnant
what a mong
not a miserable mentally ill wreck but im still somewhat mentally ill as an ex-drugmong teenager
Well you have posted about rorke on a japanese anime website 139,000 times and can be seen posting and microblogging about him sometimes hundreds of times a day. That doesn't look like the activity and behaviour of a happy nor successful person.
t. everyone before they become a parent
meanwhile youre farting in your incel bedroom posting on Anon Babble
when i was a teenager we used to wrap speed up in little bits of ciggy paper and swallow it
A: pullups, rows
B: pushups, squats
alternating, no rest days
nice projection
no shoulders or deadlifts?
drugs
grow up
Is getting the morning after pill really that difficult
not true i'm on the train x
that would be baby murder and morally i'm against it
No diddlies, no. Shoulders served fine by pushups and rows.
What sort of fucking workout is that?
mad how we moved to Anon Babble for a little bit yesterday and now we're back
he reckons they both want it even though he's 20 and she's 28, grimmers
I don't care about all the Donald Blump / Elon bad shite. Have absolutely no stake in the future so I couldn't give a fuck.
Rorke Life!
My existence consists of: my part time job, working out, posting in this thread. Without exaggeration, that is the sum total of my life. Beyond that, I simply do not care.
Rorke Life!
true but I live in doylestown pennsylvania
Shouldn’t have spaffed his beans up her muff then should he
need some lateral raises in there ngl
Very grim that'll fuck his life up
had a quick look through the thread and seems like only the most dull uninteresting freakoid posters went there, not a singular funny post to be found might as well go to /britfeel/
Labour in power
Can't stop thinking about rorke
You may have a crush
SCREMAIJNG
Man in media bad
tories bad tories bad
labour get in and start cutting bennies left right and centre
complete silence
ah yes totally organic and normal posts from multiple different people and not the same person on different devices
Causing death through careless driving when unfit through drink
3 to 11 points
In charge of a vehicle while alcohol level above limit
10
um what? so i can kill someone whilst drunk driving and get 3 points but sitting in a car with the engine on will get me 10?
Oh my word. Embarrassing.
looks like fucking banter mate, i'm off
you pussies stay on the blue board
Yeah it was shit
not as bad as /britfeel/ though
they are proper cunts there
Stop spreading fake news
get in get in get in
eating good tonight lads
So THIS is the true quality of Anon Babble /brit/! No wonder their thread is already at 205 posts after only 13 hours, Hiro’s going to need to invest in new servers if they keep this up
i remember /brit/ used to burn through threads and reach 300 posts in 10 minutes. That was in 2017 in the before times though
grow up
IDs ruin things
If i want to write pooing out my arse and then have an argument with someone and not have them point out that im a sad cunt that thinks writing pooing out my arse is funny then i should be entitled to do that
shame that the bradleyposter and heathermong totally abuse it but thats life
Anon Babblebrit active again now the toiler chads have woken up. int/shit/ only keeps going through the night because of jfs and incel neet freaks
Americans call this a truth nuclear weapon
Anon Babblebrit/ is popping off lads, if they keep going at this rate we might even get a second edish by this evening!
all in here lads
yh tried warning him but he'll learn the hard way, probably will end up being one of them mongloids with 5 kids with a woman who turns into a trollop over the next 10 years
fuck off
If IDs are what will snap you out of your demented mental illness of posting le poo all day every day then I am STRONGLY in favour of its implementation.
I would post the hilarious screenshots I took from that video where it looks like lynch is trying to fry russell's brain with his eyes but they're on my other computer and it's in a box right now plus it needs a new power supply
I love how the spamming retards are seething so hard about Anon Babble
just remember that if you keep up the spamming then more and more people will leave for Anon Babble
we had 5 great threads last night with zero spamming
Yet you’re still here on the board without IDs because your thread with IDs is slow as fuck. Get a clue
Fuck off he wasnt talking to you was he you nosy bastard
the Anon Babble gimmick will die out because it has limited range to last very long. Would require people to actually post there but anybody with eyes could see its clearly just one poster keep the thread alive over there. He'll get bored, we all move on.
just done a really long slow piss
Doesn’t say that anywhere on there
Anon Babble has potential but most people here are scared of change.
demonstrably untrue
how many posts have you made this thread?
Anon Babblebrit is necessary because of spammers like you
keep up the spamming and see what happens
you dont get it bro if they have ids i wont be able to spam about black mens cocks
Give it up mate. You tried your best and nobody wanted it.
youtu.be
reminder to not look at women if you're a sub 5 male.
that's why we've been posting on /brit/ for years
love Anon Babble
love the lads
simple as
the only reason they spam is because it's hard to filter them and their spam never gets deleted here
I can simply filter them with two clicks on Anon Babble
shitting from my cock
phew, glad I'm an 8 then me
was still quite funny seeing heatherschizo and spaki have mega-melties last night. this place is their life. really exposed how emotionally invested they are in Anon Babble.
imagine spending so much of your life here that you need to find ways to avoid posts you don't like instead of simply scrolling past lmao
heatherpaedo was actually fucking begging people to come back to Anon Babble last night when we all moved to Anon Babble for like 4 hours
he is actually pathetic
we already have brit/feel/ and i had a long once and it was genuinely too much. You can just tell every poster was a mouth breathing spastic that spammed about their mummys dinner with the same retarded frog cartoon, wasn't particularly funny and was probably all bots because no real human talks like that
don't like the Anon Babble filesize limit over the years I've curated a library of frogs and bradleys simply not suited to a 2mb lifestyle
this is getting really tragic now mate
screeching
post thread
?
keep up the spamming and we will keep up the /bant threads
simple as that
it is sad
think I'll head out for a walk to avoid becoming like this
have a good one lads
nobody moved to Anon Babble though did they mate.
How on Earth do you have Bradleys and frogs over 2mb?
alri
you can tell he's shaking in his boots at the thought that it happens again, all the nervous dismissive cope posts
just go on Anon Babble and search for the /brit/ threads
there are still 5 threads up from last night
heathermong was absolutely seething all night
I want to know what's going on with donovan's fingernails
why is there literally 0 funny posts over there, makes me think those are all the underage new freaks in which case i encourage them to fuck off and keep their boring posts over there
That’s great mate we’ll all stay in here and you stay in bant how about that?
why do you spam /brit/ every day and force people to move to Anon Babble?
I've been called heathermong, spaki, adam, asf and 190. Havent been on here for weeks and I come back and they've written more lore. Just goes to show the writers of this dollhoue show are probably zoomers
any time you start spamming we will move to Anon Babble
just know that
i genuinely hope heathermong and adam get the help they need because their behaviour last night was pure tragedy
imagine sperging out that hard just because some people switched boards for a while.
they need a long break from this place
It’s literally just one seething incel at this point samefagging on a couple of devices and a couple of unfunny JFs. Thread has been up nearly 14 hours and barely even has 200 posts.
aww bawakawa poosay poosay
and I love how much they've been samefagging this thread all morning saying how bad Anon Babblebrit is when it's just normal /brit/ without all their spam posts LMAO
signora
why a you put a da pineapple on a da pizz?
NOTICE BRIT IS OFFIIALLY MOVING TO BANT IN ONE WEEK
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th
alri paranoid schizoid freakoid lad
lol ok
fuck off
keep up your AI spam and see what happens
no they won't because we'll all still be here, but i encourage all you boring bastards go over there
Shall keep posting on Anon Babble tyvm.
tastes good innit
so is every poster you disagree with the same person then? pea brained mongo
howling at the freak trying to move /brit/ to Anon Babble he thinks hes le puppetmaster
I'm not trying to move people
people are moving on their own because of you spamming the threads every day you retard
let me know when you learn to read
come on janny do the right thing
the jantroons dont care anymore, who fast who win
trapped by an aging woman
oldest trick in the book