I must go to the USA. My plan is to fly there and live illegally off the land in some commune.
I must go to the USA. My plan is to fly there and live illegally off the land in some commune
Try CHAZ.
Pacific Northwest is temperate and stable enough to live off the land.
Wait, what's the point of coming here if you're not gonna try to become a billionaire at all costs?
Much easier for you than for me. I don't think you even need a visa.
nigga you gon die on the streets this ain't your nanny state
live illegally off the land in some commune.
Good luck trying to live in an agricultural commune in the country with the most industrialized agriculture on the planet. Your 'commune' is going to be a broken camping van where you sleep 6 hours a day with 20 illegal Mexicans before returning to the fields at 4 am to pick strawberries by hand.
Come to the New World brother
Sounds better than gayre*ce I would take this everyday than living in this shithole
ill die trying then. anything is better than this hell.
you will be shot
illegally off the land
This is literally the most powerful government on earth. If you don't pay taxes, they will literally hunt you to deepest Idaho and kick your door in so they can take your money and give it as subsidies to rich people and megacorps
You won the jackpot in Sweden, average wagie yuropoors are too soft for the third world lifestyle of the average American wagie where your relatively high number paycheck gets you thru 10 days of basic food/rent/utilities before you have to take more credit card debt before biweekly payday
This is before a single drop of alcohol or cigarettes or dating
if you have a bachelor's degree and can already speak english there is probably a job available somewhere
try a bit harder
I don't know about the USA, but with your EU passport you can live off the land legally in some commune here.
Sent to you by Washington DC
thought sweden was outside the eu
give me your passport and identity faggot ass nigga
More practically speaking, there are sustainable agriculture projects looking for volunteers all the time. Have a look. I did my voluntary service via the European Solidarity Corps in Rural Italy. It was a nice vacation.
That is norway
This is literally the most powerful government on earth
Millions of people pouring in through the border bet to differ
I've looked up some in Italy and Spain. Tenerife seems ideal for this.
If you're living in a firstie cunt and treating any other cunt in that light you need some therapy.
it's literally impossible and even if you get the H1-B visa then the employer can fuck you in the ass and you just have to take it
Good luck with that, if they suspect anything they’ll lock you in immigration detention, where the conditions are comparable to prison, for weeks until they deport your ass and ban you from country forever.
They don't come to illegally "live off the land" they come to get jobs and employers exploit them with slave wages
They pay taxes, the government knows exactly where they are at all times to a level you don't get
Why would they suspect me?
blumpf has basically given border patrol free license to chimp out whenever they want, there has already been cases of white firsties (germans, canadians, etc) being denied entry for relatively spurious reasons, which results in them being locked up in some godforsaken facility in louisiana before deportation
We have started going after europoor illegals in New York and Boston, hundreds of Irish and Italians have started to get rounded up for deportation. You can try going to Minnesota but you'll never blend in with that ridiculous Swedish Chef accent that y'all have
ICE will be on your ass by month 2
Literally actually a bipartisan deal, if they actually wanted to curb illegal immigration they could easily heavily penalize businesses that hire illegals, it's simply not in our politicians financial interests to do so. Anything to the contrary is just rhetoric
Because you're an obvious foreigner and skin color isn't the shield it used to be. Seriously, do not do this, ICE is detaining foreigners first and figuring out the reason they detained after, there is a non-zero chance they just get lazy and pack you onto a flight to El Salvador and ignore Habeas Corpus while the Swedish embassy has to negotiate with gangsters to get you back.
Man wants to get deported to a El Salvador prison
oh shut up you morons
we all know there's like a less than one percent chance of that happening
I hope you get imprisoned for weeks
Didn't they do that with that random Venezuelan plumber and now the court says the government has to send people to El Salvador to find and rescue him from the megaprisons
I already made a bet with my MIGA friend that the feds will make a token "effort" paper trail but just leave that poor guy to rot with MS13 psychos
I don't know shit about the chances, and I doubt you do either.
In think it's a bad idea.
Americans are lawless creatures. They round up undocumented workers without any documents and ship them to wherever. Europe would never do that because they're civilized.
How the fuck would you know if it's one percent or not? Did you see where I said "non-zero chance", it's like asking if you should go be homeless in East Berlin as an illegal, like why the fuck would you?
This guy fell for the Mission Impossible propaganda that the US government is capable lol it's all overweight women with an IQ of 90. If you have half a brain you can just book a flight in like a tourist and then disappear.
DO NOT COME TO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST IF YOU PLAN TO BE HOMELESS
It is so fucking full of homeless people, you will not live comfortably but instead quite miserably.
Yeah half overweight low IQ people and then half trigger happy power hungry psychopaths who are willing to take a lower paycheck to have power over other people's lives
It's incompetent and full of people that can wield immense power arbitrarily, if you want to risk getting snitched on by someone who just didn't like what you said then go ahead. Especially if it's an obvious obvious foreigner whose homeless
Tenerife sounds nice, far away