/brit/
/brit/
good lad
had a mate in school who claimed he played all his games with the donkey kong bongo drum controller
The West Hollywood millionaire socialist. Vgh
imagine having a jew gf
today is commander shepard's -129th birthday
might fire up mass effect (or ass erect as i've been known to call it)
all his games:
he claimed he beat mario kart and smash bros with it
why would I do that
why would I want one
why specifically Jewish
why?
Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith of Legion of Skanks JRE 2303
imagine having asian gfs
fine have a palestinian then you anti-jewish fuck
remember game cube controller just felt amazing to hold and the games were legitimate fun
maybe just me or nostalgia
spent all summer holidays playing smash and ocarina of time with my mate Ellis
fond memories
now gaming is miserable and I have no friends and don't have the time to spend doing things I enjoy
my life is miserable
yeah ill upvote this post, don't really have much fun with games any more. don't know if its just cuz im not 10 years old any more or if its because every game feels the same these days. nothing really that new in gaming in a long time. everythings just basically part 10 of old games with similar mechanics and not really much fun to be had in the game.
mine isn't (only because i'm high on painkillers and benzos all the time)
addict?
i suppose so but the withdrawals aren't too bad whenever i take a break
Then you're not an addict
I used to be addicted to sleeping pills
was bad
i'm psychologically (and mildly physically) dependent, don't gatekeep addiction mate it's not cute
im addicted to the internet. have been for years heh
everyone is these days
Yeah but you said you take tramadol or similar shite and talking it up like you're Ewan in Trainspotting. I can spot these wankers from a mile away, how old?
wish I were rich
same
I have nothing else in my life
spent all my teenage and 20s sat behind a monitor when I was meant to be outside socialising and learning life skills
now I'm older, never developed my social skills
it is what it is
start an onlyfans
corr you must be really good at using it then
tapentadol, i'm not going to try heroin because i'm not that desperate yet, don't need to get so high that i'm monged out, tap just cures my anhedonia and anxiety, and i can get it very cheap
didn't mean to give the impression that i'm a total junkie, but the fact of the matter is i AM dependent on a substance
30 btw
Hideo Kojima Says Death Stranding 2 Is Now 95 Percent Complete
lads if you were a soldier in 'nam, what snarky catchphrase would you write on your helmet?
wow thanks for sharing this very exciting
do keep us updated
I'd also like to subscribe to frequent updates on your bowel movements
really appreciate it
thanks
wow rorke, you really are a pathetic loser!
seething much?
nta but I will be taking a poo later tonight
"it ain't me starts playing"
"the crocodile hunter was right about everything"
I'm a nobody
Savor every moment of it, and then relay it here
"i'd rather be shitposting"
Fortunate son is genuinely a great song
youre somebody to me, anonymous.
I see thanks for the honesty lad. You're better off quitting yada as you already know. I got strung out and went from hydro to smoking roxies to heroin. It will catch you if you don't quit.
anyone here ever had sex
youtube.com
Used to dance on roller skates to this song! Good ol days. Met my hubby there at the rink. He worked at the rink then putting 45s on the player all night. He'd skate by me until each song was nearly done then skate fast up to the stage, hop up and put on the next record. We just celebrated 40 yrs of marriage this summer.
I'm 28 and never have
im saving my v for death
only with prossards, have absolutely no idea how to seduce women without paying them, might as well be magic as far as i'm concerned
It's impossible, you have to clownmaxx
i have spoken to girls who think i'm funny but eventually they get pissed off with my edgy jokes and ghost me
i briefly worked at cern. cleaned the toilets.
The Japanese are much more mature than we are with our love of calling ppl incel because they haven't had sex. In Japan they have sex surrogates, which are mostly old ladies but they will go round taking the virginity of incels, as a kind deed.
Have to find that balance where they're laughing and you're cringing at yourself. Mind you, this has never worked for me.
Just downed a can of stella
yeah those are called hookers
Universal studios opening their new theme park in Britain
We're so fucking back
rorke smashing poos together in a cern bathroom
wish someone along the way pushed me into STEM or something. I was just allowed to pick any random degree and was encouraged to complete it, leading to me working a wagie job. is it hard to reskill into something useful? What do I even choose?
We got our Diagon Alley before Britain.....
missus bought a black dildo instead of a white one to peg my arse with
another horrific betrayal by the gf
Actually I think actual funniness that you find funny can work on ladies if there are other people around to laugh as well, for 1, and 2 assuming the edgy isn't Edgy TM edgy dead babies, skullfuck, anal cunt cannibal corpse. That edge won't work on any lady besides maybe in high school with the metal ladies. Once again though, I don't have sex.
brit bros, i dont feel so good....
i think the clear dildos are hottest, dont know why
if a girl ever showed me any interest I would assume it was a trick by the cool kids
Saw a whole bee hive of Asian chicks at Paddington station doing some kind of Harry Potter thing
like you're getting shagged by a ghost like patrick swayze
iktf
*tricks you*
morning lads
off to work soon
she should be careful with those ear rings
bitch got an egg head *skull emoji*
Actual business idea: Chinese Harry Potter
Is that what they're trying to eat?
I think she's cute.
yeah shes cute i just like making fun of women
shut up ya fat shitebag
oooooooh chinese fireball
why does everyone act black these days
THEN DELL BOY FALLS THROUGH THE BAR
PENG TING
*drops the priceless /brit/ chandelier on the floor*
yooooo!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!
*looks at you britishly*
fizzy grapefruit apple strawberry orange limeade
you plonker!!!
We have no culture
his nimbus 3000 stopped working and he fell through the air, Stew
Lying in bed watching Family Guy
uh youtube. now thats an interesting category recommendation. what did the jews mean by this?
yeah she's a worldie
horrific tan lines
haha imagine if they bit on her earrings and ripped her ears off lol
why did everyone act black in the 1920's
I think the sunkissed look is pretty good. Who cares if they're not tanned uniformly?
Brit/bant has already fallen…
try replying to some posts sometime mister
POO AIN'T WEE
POO AIN'T WEEEE
I AIN'T NO FLATULENT BUM
POO, THEY SHIT SHITE AND POO LORD
grow up
r/brit is dead
wuu2?
trying to sleep
keep it down
*invites the cast of stomp round*
@_@
so where can I talk/meet women online without a ratio of 100 men to 1 woman? it's over for dating apps, even interpals is gone. Discord chats?
yeah?
*invites worf from star trek round*
ever heard about real life?
go on instagram and slide into some hoes DMs
PUA master here
you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
You go out make a grill laugh give her a compliment and ask her out. There is only one thing preventing you from meeting a girl and it's your cowardice.
feeling cute, might cut my cock off and call the opening a vagina later. uWu
Paki Patel and the Sandwich Made By Pooey Hands
alright, break it up, or else... *snaps fingers*
*frankenstein's monster walks in and stands behind me with his arms crossed*
im up for a laugh but this is too far
God I’d love to sniff her farts up close.
/brit/ should start a colony in Guyana
Good idea. I’ll buy some Kool Aid.
Why
Got my crebs an tracksuit on ye the birds gonba be all over disdiq lids
Sparsely populated, english speaking, booming GDP. It is ripe for an autist aristocracy to take the reins of fate
Raymond, what did you just say?
57 nuts and bolts, 40 nuts and 17 bolts, Charlie.
No, before that? What did you say?
Make a mess babecock, I said make a mess babecock, Charlie
*grabs Charlie's shoulders*
Have you been looking through my phone, Raymond?
*Shakes Charlie*
Have you been looking through my phone?
Wahhhh
17 Oscars
i
love ella
Government/judicial system is SHIT, 0 domestic market, poverty. Yeah sounds brill mate
screpgdryhbbming
meds
the average /brit/ poster
I'm a gay twink
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the back
Dollar collapsing
US treasuries being sold off
Euro and Swiss Franc becoming the preferred reserve currency
paternal grandfather's name was mason, and his wife's maiden name was smith
maternal grandfather's name was taylor, and his wife's maiden name was barber
no masons, smiths, tailors, or barbers in my family tree as far as i know
quite enjoy singing famous songs in a kiwi accent
examples:
CRAAAWWLLIIIING IIIIN MY SKUN
we're the cuds in new zealand (whoa) we're the cuds in new zealand (whoa)
you just doxxed yourself m8
how many combinations of that order could there be in australia
don't care and no one else cares enough to research my geneaology just to find out who i am (some random incel)
I just hacked into the mainframe and I found this guys address. I'll send him a fruit basket
(some random incel)
ktim
the fact is it's friday
sweet little bumblebee
i know what you want from me
dubi dubi du dah dah
dubi dubi du dah dah
not enough racism in rdr2 for 1899 (especially in knockoff louisiana)
i think lenny gets called a nigger once by the lemoyne raiders ,and charles bitches about how hard it is to be half black and half injun and that's it
there's also that former slave capture guy but he was more upset about being unemployed now rather than being able to mistreat the darkies
This is Graham Lineham.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Isnt there some guy in Saint Denis ranting about eugenics
vs me
would more racism have made the game better? why?
Big mistake to leave the EU lad
Would be kino if you got their pictures or sketch too
Computers are evil.
i want brish bf
need to get a clue and get off Anon Babble already
/brit/ official headwear
well yes, there's also kkk gatherings iirc, but it's more just comic relief rather than representative of the very real deep presence of racism that permeated all facets of society back then
apparently neo-nazis and kkk hate each other, they might share white supremacist views but that's pretty much where the similarities end
not enough casual racism in the west as it is tbqh, everyone else is doing it
having a clue
being on Anon Babble
Pick one
looks paki
we must retvrn to normalising beating your wife if she burns your dinner
Imagine the smell
nice reading comprehension dumbass
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I woke up
woke up at 05:45, which is late for me
imagine how pink it is
Germanic women just don't do it for me. Northeastern Europeans are the true roses of Europe.
used to play call of duty zombies on xbox live with a vietnam veteran boomer
probably a paedo in retrospect
For me something's off about most of them, like being of Western European stock myself, eastern women with rounder faces, odd shaped noses, and different eyes confuses my brain. Also feel this way about most jewish women.
so here we are, all the lads
just learnt there are 100 cents to a semitone
the anglosphere… VGHHHHHH
one final ride
and the latest on beetnonce aka al mountain?
If only...
bbc.co.uk
Finally
Only took them half a decade
I'm working 7am-9pm today, fucking kill me now
i'm particularly a fan of med and slav women, don't really like the anglos and the like x
french people are utter cretins
2 1 3
patronised a turkish barbershop the other day actually
mad how basically everyone knew those vape shops and USA Candy places were fronts except the police
3 2 1
pesto pasta for tea maybe
hairy arms
yuck
good morning guiseppe
im not a bottom
it's snowing outside
bepsie!
are asha
um excuse me that's cat porn
How come boongs don't like coke drinks then boong?
lets all ride the mechanism!
lets all break our bones!
I’m incontinent.
We all are. It's called Europe.
At mates house
Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
See this
"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.
WYD?
My friends parents are in their 60s lad.
disgusting bogged creature fuck yanks for ruining milf porn with this shit
would you like to kiss an italian woman?
and?
youtu.be
u get 48 hrs w her. wyd ?
lid 48 seconds would be enough most likely, 8-9 pumps and then im ready for bed
So can i have a jew gf like this.do they like asian guy or not?
just seen two cats shagging
Too young
She is 40
What’s with these homies shooting my girl
She doesn't have the looks sar, i settle with a 50 yo
She's lost weight recently
The girl I love, couldn't get any meaner
Someone forgot to tell her she has a weiner
How can she be so cold? What can I say?
She has to duck down low when waking in door ways
toil freaks going to toil soon
no she loves eating
Name? *winks at camera*
doesnt know the most famous pornstar of all time
grow up
yobbite drove past me earlier and shouted "small cock cunt"
how did he know...
thats not riley reid
long covid is real rorke and it's making people very sick. accept it
I feel so anxious
That's not Johnny Sins.
mad how most of my memories are just a cringe compilation because i felt ballsy enough to commit to something
off to toil soon
Mad how I have to take a shit and I'm still 10 minutes away from home
My computer just keeps repeating the 900 second timer over and over again, basically have to phonepost.
Just drank some milk and realised the date on it was 31st of March. That's endless vomitting and diarrhoea for me this weekend then.
uh oh poopy
What is real is all the long cock vids you like to watch gay boy.
could you not taste it was off?
When Finland first, at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sung this strain:
"Rule, Finlandia! rule the waves:
"Finns never will be slaves."
The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
"Rule, Finlandia! rule the waves:
"Finns never will be slaves."
If it didn't t smell or taste funny it should be fine.
It didn't taste bad. It was slightly different to usual which is why I checked it.
Farting it up in the smelly childhood bedroom
Name?
Utter gimpozoid on the bench, having to bench in a squat rack
sophia
Thinking about the 'cide again
Good morning to my fellow whites.
omds can just imagine rorke huffing and puffing, red faced with rage, stamping his little feet and whinging at the 900 second timer
Could go for a pint of apple cider atm myself.
Crapped myself at the urinal
Israel will prevail
I know it’s over
Scratching my ringpiece and sniffing my finger
Not listening to your incel rants m8
bizarre gimmick
Emma’s face when she’s sitting on my face and she accidentally shits instead of farts.
leftypol wont like this one bit
*blasts your bollocks*
Shop that doubles as an anime shop and a butcher's called Studio Giblet
we're all in bant if you didn't get the memo
I LOVE ELLA
morning all x
Post arse
how is Anon Babble these days? i posted for a bit when it was made, but the avatarfagging became untenable.
dominated by the migration of brit
just a reminder that bant solves all the spamming issues seen here on int, and we're free from tyrranical jannies and mods
does woman poo smell different to man poo?
you fibbed. not happy…
Don’t know how grown adults take “naps” in the day
it's just dead hours
last night int brit was dead and it was popping off on bant
just give it a bit of time
Stop fucking ruining everything tell everyone to come back to int
"we're all in Anon Babble lads!!!"
check Anon Babble
5 threads all old
recent one had posts from 24 hours ago
yeah mate.... totally all in there.... h-hahah.
wtf is bant?
Nonce board
I forgot to take the bins out, heard the garbage truck not quite at my house yet but didn't take it out because I was afraid of socil awkardness if I didn't get there in time and they saw me even though I almost certainly had time.
I felt that it would be wrong, like holding open the door of the train when it is closing to get on, you know, just morally wrong.
My husband is dead and I need sex now
WYD?
NO
ANOTHER 450 million quid for pookraine, just FUCK OFF, they''ve lost the war stop funnelling money other there
FOY
So true
What the fuck does FOY mean and what is the connection between these posts!?
hello janny see to it please thank you