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/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
I use Tylenol, personally.
Heh
I use orgasms given from your mother.
Only aspirin for me, please
Came in my pants award
going to rustle food out of the kitchenberg
why cant girls be real, bros
This one.
why do women ruin themselves like this
soulful femcel
bro she looks 13
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OFFICIAL thread theme
nah you're retarded
I honestly side with circles against China now because my game got censored.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY GACHA
grow up
God I hate my fucking job so much. Just got berated by some 79yr old boomer for like 15 mins straight. He literally bragged about his millions of dollars like 9 times in the span of a single conversation. Just berating me and talking shit and "do you know how much money I have? Do you see? Look at my account do you see how much is in there?" "Maybe I ought to take my millions of dollars elsewhere"
I don't care! Nigger idgaf I make the same hourly pay whether you do or not. I don't fucking care. If I were in front of you I could literally end your life with a single punch but I'm not constantly bragging about it am I? Fuck!
Ludacris always seemed like a fun guy, sorta like Xzibit
*twerks*
I loved the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™ it was my favourite game..........now it's tainted and the developer is silent and won't even acknowledge they did it........
BALL SO HARD MUHFUCKAS WANN FINE ME
FIRST NIGGAS GOTTA FIND ME
gang-related reddits have the funniest posters in them
why is this the case
western games are shidding themselves
chinesers don't capitalize on this
Tupac shot a kid at a concert, IIRC the kid was 8 years old and he died because of it. Tupac never apologized.
What's the last one?
designer clothes
i'm more of a tears for fears guy pérsonally
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hi
still no audio allowed for webms
f a g g o t s h i t
a lot of it is contextual but trying to explain this picture to someone unfamiliar would be strange
This broke ahhh aint recognize a Louis Vuitton oml :skullemoji:
guys like to take sidenafil to go to the gym how about you thank you
Post the audio version on Anon Babble, and then link it.
GONNA GET'CHU
LIKE A SPAAACE BOY
WOH WOH WOH WOH
Why not both:
I wasn't sure if it was implying stealing or what.
why does cum worship hitler
Not a fan of a certain... demographic... of people
Tupac and his step brother were in a shootout with a rival gang and a stray bullet hit and killed a 6 year old kid which was fired from a gun that was registered to tupac, but was allegedly being used by his step brother. He settled with the family out of court and gave them a few hundred thousand dollars
designer bags all in the seat, it's hard to see
I'm in the industry to get all the money, look, y'all can beef
far too much work
raggaeton blastic hispanx?
Hello
Stop fronting
Because he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.
I'll blast you ese
Business idea: replace CAPTCHAs with SMELLCHAs, the computer would smell you and if you are Indian you can't post except in designated shitting sites
Yeah CHUD how would you feel huh
I don't take boner pills
I love when old ladies complimented me when I was working at a grocery store
when I worked at a fast food place a milf coworker grabbed my arm to pass me and said "oh anon you've been working out"
made me horny desu
When I was a teenager I had a middle aged woman touch my arm while I was helping her, I wanted to bend her over the counter and fuck her right there in the store.
women been real quiet after this dropped
the lonely housewives who would ask for something on the top shelf
Good times.
got a large sosig n onion pizza from a local pizza place. square slices- not triangle
This post made me go get the olympic bar out of the laundry room. I want MILF pussy and I need bigger arms to get it
Feels great knowing /cum/ is filled with so many manly men. Foids take note, we run this place.
See, it started at the park, used to chill after dark
Oh, when you took my heart, that's when we fell apart
'Cause we both thought that love last forever (Last forever)
They say we're too young to get ourselves sprung
Oh, we didn't care, we made it very clear
And they also said that we couldn't last together
LAST TOGETHERRRRRRRRRR
should i goon in the shower
odds yes
evens no
i should start going to the gym but it's tough, i got my hands full with all these games and jerking off and i can really cut some time off for gym? i want to enjoy life not slave away outside
what's your deadlift max and what stance
should i goon on the toilet
evens yes
odds no
i didnt watch regular show what is gumball squidwards name
what is his deal why is he so anti fun
/cum/ shark tank rejected my business idea
The milf Coworker I had at Walmart in high school would always call me princess for some reason, but after flirting with her for a while she started putting the key to the back door in her back pocket and pretending to have her hands full, so she'd be like "Oh just reach in there and grab it"
Fun times
imagine if you were just kneeling down to clean the mat or something and she decided to lift a heavy box right next to you ohhhh noooo ahahaha noooooooo
I didn't see it.
Really great idea. How do I invest? What percent are you offering?
I have long straight hair, I've had women and girls caress my hair does it happen to you in your gay cuntry
I just have the bar and two 25lb plates. I don't do deadlifts, I don't really lift at all.
business idea: 830pm energy drink
cons: caffeine late at night, going to keep me up til 2am
pros: yummy
I saw a sea turtle in a canal today
you aren't gonna be getting groped by milfs anytime soon then man
I was at 405lb conventional when that happened
calisthenics are for twinks on steroids, men lift heavy things
my dad went to a massage parlor once where he had to get a massage butt-naked he told me the guy who gave him a massage wouldn't stop massaging his dick does it happen to you in your gay cuntry thank you
why didnt you save it
i hope he got where he was goin
I'd start cleaning it with my tongue
It was a few miles upstream from the ocean
should've have kicked it all the way back like a soccer ball
his blood is on your hands
i need a girl who gives me the same feeling watching inuyasha ending credits does ya feel me
bursting your bubble, urusei yatsura is the superior anime
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the piss jugs
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
So good
When we make love it's understood
How do you stop a man who has literally got you by the balls?
women should be banned from women's sports
Anyway, post your fucking bedroom thank you
downloading a 4 disc 16bit flac rip from someone with 800 kb/s upload
engaging in the erection of political election signs in your country
just let the girl pee
english nigga
What if I do 100lb~ bent over rows
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE
I JUST LOVE YOU
MORE THAN I LOVE
LIFE ITSELF
AND I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES
finna go poo and goon
I WANNA BE A COW BOY BAYBEE
You fucking invade Russia and fuck a girl
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everybody STFU, Im watching anime
two ladyboy girls go round the outside
round the outside
round the outside
couldn't they uhhh wear pads or something?
4 disc album (a lot of songs)
16 bit flac (high quality)
800 kb/s upload (very slow upload speed)
I was cheat rowing like 200-300lb
you need to go to a gym or upgrade your home gym nigga
big weights = big muscles
someone with a 500lb deadlift will have a big back
someone with a 300lb bench will have a big chest
u feel me? I hate u as a poster but I take Anon Babbleness seriously
cringe
Why would you hate me wtf? I'm gonna lift big and beat your ass.
wouldnt be soooo funny if i jumped off a bridge???
why would we want that
Would /cum/ hit this shit... man...?
I'd fuck Jasons skinny bussy just once and make him a model poster
lmao
well I'm not Indian so white women leakage doesn't impress me too much
i unironically have a 305 bench and i dont feel like my chest is massive but people tell me it is
porbably just body dysmorphia
you're obnoxious, weird, very poor at socializing, remarkably uninteresting, and find ways to loudly announce yourself in anonymity which is really cringe attention-seeking behavior
but yeah lift heavy weights: squat bench dead bread and butter, barbell curls and close grip bench or weighted dips for arms, don't neglect calves, traps, or abs
I am fucking aryan I am fucking Germanic
BUSINESS IDEA
deep fried tomato slices with molten cheese
the thing you are fucking is men
are you a fatass? if not then you probably have a big chest
Tomatoes are bad for you, they are a nightshade and contain nicotine
overweight but not a bloat lord
shutup weirdo
i just had tomato pasta for dinner
that doesnt sound anything like what he said
It's over...
then probably a bit of both
if you lose the fat you'll probably lose some bench strength but i reckon your chest would still be above average
A man is wanted in new york city for fucking a homeless man's corpse in a subway atation
Tomatoes are bad for you
is he venezuelan or black
he is icelandic
Hispaniola
Carlos Garcia
if you don't like eating unhealthy food you're fat
retarded idiot...
Average NYC day.
'superior race'
terrible example of it by his own metrics
has a public affair with a Czech actress
Hitler himself forces him to end it
continues cheating anyways
practically invents and refines the best propaganda in history by himself
This guy had a very interesting life and if he was anything except for a Nazi he'd probably be more studied.
fruits are unhealthy
jason tier post
he said every man should be able to cum inside a 16 year old's pussy
10% of Canadians are still voting for this guy?
Dirty bulking so i can kill that mexican
Ronnie Coleman wouldn't eat tomatoes
Jagpoop Diarrhea
who the fuck is ronnie coleman
everyone except for teachers and coaches should be able to in my country
Nightshades are unhealthy.
That jeet is going to leave the NDP in non-party status. Pure disgrace to Layton, and I'm not even an NDP voter. Matthew Green should have been the leader.
Every single culture thats food culture revolves around nightshades are incredibly mediocre athletically. This is a simple fact. Even Tom Brady refused to eat nightshades.
mood
Nightshade sounds like a made up category of food
stay mad while I enjoy delicious tomatoes
that's not true either, Greece loves tomatoes
tom brady also kisses his son on the lips, you gonna go around kissing boys?
Tomatoes, Potatoes, Eggplants, Peppers, Tobacco, Paprika
All nightshades
he also has a small dick lol (Tom Brady)
Mahomes will be the new Brady
my family does this
Tomatoes weren't introduced to greece until the 1800s. Around the same time they became completely irrelevant.
This narrative has already been quashed
Most of Europe introduced potatoes into the general diet around the 1700s if I remember correctly. Europeans are the most dominant athletes. Tomatoes are also a staple of European diets.
What stuff do indians eat that makes them the worst athletes on the planet?
they dont eat meat or cheese
Do they know about goats?
If you eat a green potato you will likely die or get sick, if you eat any other part of the potato plant you will likely die or become very sick. Europeans didn't even believe potatoes to be edible for a long time and would give them to prisoners as punishment
Just took this picture
literal rotting shit covered in flies and maggots
That picture just flew over my house.
baffling post
Peppers are a cornerstone to indian food culture and is the likely reason
you mean second wife?
;_;
thinking of becoming an incel content creator
I think it was george orwell who noted how populations who's diet stable consisted of potatoes looked healthier and more handsome than that of the ones who ate oats and flour
i mean it's all just starches
They had to selectively breed them to be more edible over a couple hundred years. When they found them in South America, the natives were not trying to domesticate/improve them, they had a higher tolerance for them. They imported them to be grown on fallow ground to increase yields and prevent famine.
you're just starches
I'm brown sugar, baby
I'm suffering from success
The French army pharmacist Antoine Parmentier was captured by the Prussians during the Seven Years War (1756-1763). During his time in prison, he was fed potatoes and realized the potatoes weren't poisonous at all. After his return to France, the popularization of potatoes became his mission.
It took europeans nearly 200 years to realize potatoes weren't poison
Keef Woods is using "rightoid" now
Do these people do anything but copy TRS?
I don't know who that is and that makes me better than you
Apparently the prussians knew
A
Chatgpt is getting pretty good
/cum/ has now tried to gaslight me into thinking that eating grapes and tomatos are bad for me
Have you ever just stopped being a fatass??
Prussians began eating potatoes in the late 17th and early 18th centuries, but the potato's adoption was gradual and wasn't fully embraced until King Frederick the Great's rule. He promoted potato cultivation, even implementing the "Kartoffelgesetz" (Potato Law) in 1757 to encourage their growth and consumption. They were introduced to europe in the 1500s
Tomatoes cause inflammation bro, because they are nightshades. They are still fine to eat though
And the europeans just shipped potatoes over to slowly kill prisoners through potato poisoning
marusamas finest ramen
This is YOUR daily dose of internet
Why are grapes unhealthy
King Frederick The Great
Oh no not this gay ahh
yea i literally woke up one morning and decided i didnt wanna be fat anymore
lost 140lb over about 14 months after that
based
lobster was fed to prisoners!
Would you want to pry open a lobster with your fingers every day?
they only cause inflammation if youre a lil bitch
some leaf was trying to convince me that something with 1.6 calories eaten en masse was like devouring sugar
At?
momberg was trying to justify her decades long abusive relationship as not as bad as having an alcoholic beverage with friends every other month.
beat that shit against a rock you fucking mouth breather
sick of the janny of a certain board deleting my entirely on topic threads because he's too stupid to understand what theyre about
Do these people do anything but copy TRS?
People still listen to TRS?
is it okay to use my anal toy while constipated for a few days
Tomatoes cause inflammation
I'm seeing conflicting evidence on this.
Well yeah eating sugar is bad for you and causes you to become dumber and fat and gives you cancer but you also need some sugar
fashion the claws into weapons and use them to kill the guards
i imagine you could fashion a makeshift pocketpussy from a lobster too
one day I'll make my own chinese website and it will be shit in every aspect except that one
that plot twist
It was fed to prisoners because it was so abundant. People could just go to the docks and pull up a lobster for dinner, hence why the wealthy would see poor people fishing them up and thought of it as peasant food. It wasn't until they were fished to scarcity that it became rich person food. They are essentially just giant cock roaches, they have the same anatomy
Should I bang the tranny that lives near me
they have the same anatomy
No they don't
Lobsters have flesh, cockroaches have goo
tfw no lobster gf
theyre just big crawfish its not that deep
That's how you break it open, but you still have to pull the carapace aside and pick the meat out
Although these organisms appear to be very different, plenty of evidence suggests that the lobster and the cockroach are more similar than many people might think! They are both arthropods with segmented bodies, exoskeletons made of chitin, and a need to molt as they grow.
Cockroaches are too small to have meat
It's "crayfish"
I VIL EAT ZE BUG
That's cray-cray
nuh uh
My father was a fisherman and would eat them raw all the time while out at sea.my grabdmother even opened a lobster restaurant in her home village
That's cool. I don't eat fish and I'm kind of jealous of people who like fish and crab/lobsters
In the early years if you came to New York there were basically infinite oysters there so food was cheap
I'm on a seafood diet
I see food, and if it's a fish, i eat it
I want the stinky people to go away
I'm overweight but I really want to make a sandwich right now
What should I do
How many of you actually own property?
I'm part owner of a Taco Bell
I listen to TRS. It's the only good current events program.
make two
Is Kanye getting into trannies? He keeps bringing it up unprompted
Think about diarrhea, diarrhea all over you face and in your mouth
Eat the sandwich and fast for 7 days
I love you
Do people in Iceland have sex? Does anyone in Iceland have a scat fetish?
One of my subscriber's dog's playmate's goldfish does this thing I've never seen before
I can't do that, I'm with my uncle and he will think I'm weird if I don't eat with him
Bought a car so I'm taking tomorrow off work so I can go to the DMV.
Fun fact: Iceland has produced zero porn or porn stars
I'm the birdman of this general (other generals probably have birdmen too)
Is this true, Icelandbro?
Here's this cool video one of my patreons sent me of a really determined Jehovah's Witness
oh yeah... it's time
I literally cannot find a comfy game to play
Poop in your mouth
Poop in your mouth
Play with this bussy
Soon. I'm gonna pimp that shit out and it's gonna be shakin its ass all night too.
I got banned for complaining about vtubers a few days ago, literally just said I hate them and called their fans mouth breathing cucks and I got banned
No
He's sabotaging you
I will never own a house
kenshi
warband
turtle WoW
OH! Arelith RP server for Neverwinter Nights
Based putting houses into LLCs
Schedule 1 is genuinely the comfiest game I've played in years and it has much more depth than I thought it would and is really well made. It's very impressive for an indie game
Warning: You must have autism to enjoy these types of games fully
for me, its utah
move to a flyover state like nebraska or montana and work from home
He's pretty much single-handedly the reason why Turdeau lasted as long as he did. The NDP destroyed themselves so they could be the first party with a non-White guy in charge lol
Can I be work at home janitor?
Icelanders would never do something so filthy
would you?
50's kamala was still hot
2024 kamala was propped up by makeup
Holy Based.
these birds here are cute but invasive. they thrive in urban settings. urban birds. their conical bill (beak to some) is good for breaking open seeds and also prying open windows...
ETS2
I'll never find a wife outside the city
..birdman of /cum/
I want to post that pic of the bird with what appears to be cum on it, but i suspect it would result in a ban
what's your favorite bjork song
Tindra Frost
Based coomer
got banned from the board. God I hate the jennies so much
Her pornhub profile says "Iceland's only porn export" lol
she looks like ashley alban
only *hetero* porn export
Pluto
That shit is crazy
Big Time Sensuality
But really I prefer her work when she was part of The Sugarcubes
I can guess what /cum/ is doing right now
don't be disgusting
Does that mean that Iceland is keeping the rest of their pornstars for Icelanders?
You guys are bad at suggesting comfy games, maybe I will buy a runescape bond but I will probably burn out again I just want to play a league
She looks too much like my mom, no thanks
IF YOU EAT WHOLE PLANT FOOD BASED DIET ALONGSIDE MEAT, FISH AND EGGS YOU WILL BE EATING HEALTHIER THAN 90% OF PEOPLE TOMATOES BE DAMNED
She doesn't look enough like my mom, no thanks
what do you eat?
this strikes terror into the heart of the soyboy
I’m done with vidya, books are my friends now.
so can i join your game
Those tomatoes are too spicy for that leaf.
you could but i wont let you
Pussay
why not
based isolationist cut off his crude oil supply while you're at it
mutual core
Social interaction interrupts my autistic flow state
we need to pare cum down to u
New
Your dad's a chad.