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the wife

I don't want to own a home desu, it sounds like a pain in the ass

holy shit edibleburg is fucking my shit UP for breaking sobriety
its been19 hours im still high holy FUCK

youtube.com/shorts/FtEBBbCcwgc

Finally a new. Fresh off the press from 9geg

Hmm interesting

I swear to god the mighty kids meal used to be for Burger King, why am I having this mandela effect

i remember a 'big kids meal' but i dont know if thats a real thing or just what my mom called them
i vaguely remember mighty kids meal too but no idea if it was mcdonalds or not

Who the fuck eats at burger king

that stands for BLOOD KILLER!!!!!!

Patricians

my mom likes bk

he didnt get the men in black watch

ISHYGDDT

He's just like me.

chud momberg says she doesnt want to become the 51st state

Supreme Court ruled el salvador man must be returned to the US

Black kocks

hooooooooooorse!

want a yummy energy drink from the fridge but its 6pm

Let me pee in your mouth, pretty much the same flavor

chud momberg loved orange man before

You're not Nishikata

no the ones i have are really good theyre cherry slush alanis they taste like an icee its great

I am thoughever

Oh redditleaf is back

it is me redditleaf, /cum/s worst nightmare

yeah i definitely felt that "little dark age" was meant to mean little. im OK with it being about what it could be about there. goodnight c:

I heard China is going to legalize counterfeit Amerifan products

i like little dark age beacuse it sounds cool
:)

If you're Nishikata I'm Kita.

cherry slush skibidi atlantis brainrizz
i guess it does
i think the weird part is them vocoding the vocals over themselves. id imagine that is what it sounds like. im just a silly man sitting in his room before listening to the song coming up with that silly stuff :3

Please type like an adult

little dark age's release was the last day that Anon Babble was good

I love She Works Out Too Much

hmmm
no
>:P

YWNBAW

wait i have one more thing to post:

Jason likes to watch cgdct

Yep, Anon Babble died after 2018

me too nigga hes not special

did chuds win?

hope a cute trans person dates me in real life. they are so cute

Got my cheeks clapped
Was excited for it before, feel good after, but the entire time during I had tears in my eyes and was close to blacking out. Idk why

Okay, if you're Nishikata I'm Stark.

i mean sexo. sex sex!!

jason self inserts as a man with a fat wife and a tiny penis

ohnonononono

i love this image
look at how some are looking at the camera (which i think thsi character does a lot)
she is very silly
and powerful

This is me

Oh no. We'll start seeing endless amounts of fake Nikes and gucci and rolexes and whatnot

My girlfriend’s aunt lives in Key West and her neighbors are an older Canadian couple who own a home there. This couple flew into Miami and the customs agent at the border asked them if they supported President Blumpf. The husband said nothing and the wife said “well I’m glad he’s not my president”. They were denied entry and sent back to Canada for “suspected terrorism”

i had sex with you

Total chud victory

Konata wyd

For now, however the pendulum is always swinging

Stark doesn't have a small penis, the joke is Fern hasn't ever seen one before so she thinks his flaccid penis is small and she doesn't know it gets bigger.

I think I dislike the fk almost as much as Brian

brian is one of the best posters in this general

I have literally never seen a good post from a british flag in /cum/

should i buy the new monster hunter game

Just ate pierogies. So f'n güd. I'm so fat.
Penjamin is for inside generally. If I'm outside I'm going to blaze.
Gross. American beer is such shite.

America should invade Yemen. Clean it up and establish order

polacks cant handle the high life

SAD!

Has anyone tried crossing the border lately? Are you actually risking ending up in a blacksite or is the media overblowing it?

i was detained for 15 days beaten and sodomized just for trying to visit canada

feeling a bit hungies

The media overblows everything (like your mom)

the whip

I haven't gone to the US for years cause I'm scared they'll ask me about drug use and I don't wanna lie to them. I smoke a lot of weed and it's a crime in the US to lie to a federal authority.

do not come

yeah it's fun

currently interested in having a bit of sex
where da hunnies at

3D

much better than a 2D car

Canada is much safer for young men

Short anon

i never played monster hunter

ok gonna buy it now

wat

what do mid foids eat for dinner

Sisterberg has a small vibrator in her bedside drawer

need beer money

When the quick goon turns into a multi hour ordeal now I'm pooping about to shower

I didn't want to bother making "FernxStark", "FrierenxStark", "FrierenxFern", and "FrierenxFernxStark" folders so I just made "FrierenPolycule" folder

There should be a universal basic income for adults who do not want to work. If I were running for Prez I would pledge to give NEETs $1,500 USD every month and quarterly top-ups (here we get GST/HST deposits).

this says a LOT about our society

that would only work in a world where something like THE PURGE exists and working chuds can just go out and slaughter NEETs with impunity once every year.

you'd have a comfy year but it would only be a year.

i will marry a latina and have mutt children and she will not get fat i will prevent it

I know you are but what am I

why prevent it?

Favorite part of the day: that exact moment when the temperature starts decreasing

my roofies :)

dead thread im leaving

Must be done. I am a small breast enjoyer but I respect the plapjaks

That Brazilian needs to join Goonaholics Anonymous he seems to goon constantly all day every day it can't be good for his pecker.

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Sex with Melanie Joly.

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consensual?

YJK she likes to dominate American boys

ben shapiro wears a jew hat

Imagine posting busted and blown out Joly when the perfect Dancho exists.

Just took this picture

Good evening, I hate women

Wow she's cute, I'd love if she sucked my penis

Doesn't stack up.

Busted pussy with her kids.

Wait... he's JEWISH?

Today is the day I stop gooning to porn

Remember this

Joly is completely used up. A big mess.

NEED this woman's legs wrapped around my waist.

we goon and then we game but gotta finish this anime first

Me on the left.

She's so sexy I wish she would dominate me.

larping looks fun i wanna larp

Joly? More like Trashy.

WEEEE

Please don't stop posting beautiful, powerful women

i will never touch a woman

I'm in love with the drugs

How do you feel about militant young Earth creationists?

I could go back 100 million years and find someone who looks like they should be walking around Chicago in 2025. This proves NOTHING.

Prefer them over reddit atheists

Why is this meme so darkly tinted

I laugh to not cry at how dumb they are.

reddit christcuck

x.com/yashar/status/1910040560103989626
you love this shit

it's not you have glaucoma

goes back a 100 million years

thereis nothing there because the universe hasn't been created yet

I NEED BEER MONEY

Why would I call someone else a redditor if Im from reddit

got my wizard 101 membership

damn the outro on the last episode hits hard

How do I combine pdf files?

I bought a wife off of temu and divorced her to claim half her assets

Yeah why would you?

I would have a nice comfy chat with God and ask him why he ever created the French.

youtube.com/watch?v=i5HDfxDW7Ck

Shift + Del then press Space.

should i get aviator glasses?

Why the FUCK don't chicke hamburgers use ground chicken meat? Why do they just shove a chicken breast inbetween 2 buns?

Print them out, lay them in a pile, scan them into computer using a multifunction document scanner, save as a single PDF.

Or just download some Czech spyware to combine them on the computer.

"i" didn't

We have both variants in my cunt. You can buy premade/frozen ones made of ground chicken, turkey, beef, etc. or you can just put a chicken breast/cutlet on a bun. We usually don't call the latter a chicken burger though, we just call it a chicken sandwich or chicken on a bun. Borgors must be round or perfectly square.

Posting a boomer meme

Interesting when you consider how jews control 95% of post secondary institutions and make up more than 50% of all professors.

not reading all that

Ground chicken is made from scraps. Chicken breasts aren't scraps.

I think there's an app.
Normally I have like fucking three that I use to fuck with pdfs but they're on my linux pc and I'm not using it rn. Krita can fuck with pdfs though, and paint.net might have an extension. Or you can pay the monthly adobe scam but I only believe in having a crunchyroll subscription.

I don't think anyone can look bad in aviators, but that's not a fact.

Why does he have two noses and what is happening in step 1

youtube.com/watch?v=a9eHrlidCXc

absolutely devilish

The restaurant should grind up chicken thighs for burgers

having an attractive face and being obese is a huge red flag

shit

I have better fashion sense than no-ears

Chicken thighs often get diverted to fried chicken places because they have so much fat, they fry well without drying out or burning and since people who eat fried chicken are basically garbage they don't mind giant hunks of fat in with their chicken meat.

Evolutionists are so stupid and anti science.

he thinks animal fat is bad for you

Don't fry it.

Evolutionists be like

Can you lift a 24 pack of coke?

Me on the right alhamdulillah

I just ate a fried chicken breast hamburger

chunks of fat

Chunks of flavor

I wonder how Canadians will react if boomers ruin this country by swaying the next [redacted] and voting Carney into power. Boomers are already on thin ice and will need PSWs, nurses, etc. in the coming years. Imagine if they fuck them all over and piss them off, how many are gonna get PILLOWED.

Bro literally thinks God created this AI-generated beetle.

I'm strong enough, I'm not a workhorse or gymcel

randam twitter screenshots hours

*changes channel*

Too much fat is bad for you, but IMO it's more the texture of giant fat nodules in your meat. Plus it's greasy, I don't care for that. Breasts and thighs should be juicy, not greasy.

DISGOSTANG

IMO it's more the texture

We don't care about your autism.

To lift a 24 pack of coke? I'm not so sure

theres nothing to play, damn

youtube.com/watch?v=3q8ZjauTMnM&t=58s

Stupid scientists. They have it all wrong.

Play with my worm

I've become acquainted with an attractive Egyptian girl, how do I make her my gf?

Play rent a prostitute.

You're the one telling us not to fry animal fat. WE don't care for YOUR autism

Wtf kind of name is "Dancho"

put some snapple in your fridge. bitches love snapple

He's right althoughbeit. The texture of fat is disgusting

invite her over dipshit
have booze and condoms

I'm saying deep fried anything is bad for you, burgerlander.
Animal fat is good for you.

She's coming over tonight, she's my roommates friend

Wtf kind of name is "Anonymous"

i could beat you up. i know karate

shes coming over to hang with your roommate?
just ask your roommate for her number

Dumbest one yet.

You gotta learn the dance

Don't fry it.

Nice try, I have the record right here. Not trusting anyone telling me not to fry animal fat, even if he says animal fat is good for me (what I'd like to hear)

White people owe me women and money

t. Karmelo

Are you the native nigga?

Grow up ..

We were talking about fried chicken, retard. Obviously I'm talking about deep fried. Sorry that burgerland doesn't teach you context.

Elder says fuck off

It's made over $300k so far.

Nigga’s gonna nig

let me get angry and backpedal

LO-SER

John oliver should pay the $5 million or face deportation

L9 RACIST GLIDING ON ENEMY TEAM (RATIRL WOULD BE PROUD)

Just destroyed a burger in a debate.

living on a prayer HAS to be one of the worst (successful) songs of all time

grow up

for what? to be a 45 year old retard or something?

Shouldn't have relaxed
Stab fast
Stab first

we live in a society sheeeeeeit

I really don’t like black people

that guy had a twin it's fine

same and i also really cant stand the lgbt

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

not a high bar

like pottery

If you have any kind of altercation with an urkelkin they won the lottery.

that song is fun bad and it's fun to make fun of also it's a 13 year old girl it's quite endearing looking back on it

but living on a prayer? you can't even enjoy making fun of it it's not even fun

Halfway there?

i fucking hate bon jovi

Sounds like someone sleeps on a bed of nails.

Should have brought his socialist rifle with him

Dirty wop.

Redditleaf melting down by himself again

i like how basically no one is paying attention to him, nice to see. also ignoring Gayson's last shameless post, bet he's seething right now starving for (You)'s.

shant be watching that trash

just put powdered milk all over my food cause i thought it was kassava flour, damn

lol and even black people were making fun of him. What a contemptible existence

youtube.com/watch?v=6fclmJ__x-E

Sit down, shut up, listen, and learn.

I just what global industrial society to suddenly collapse from a deadly rapidly-spreading illness, is that so much to ask for?

god i hate bon jovi

Is that what it would take to force you out of the house?

beat E3M1 of Blake stone finally. Hate when they pistol start you with overwhelming odds and you just have to push yourself through the meatgrinder until you find better weapons

shant be watching that trash

America won. Israel won. Democracy won.

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IT'S MY LIFE
IT'S NOW OR NEVER
BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER
I JUST WANT TO LIVE WHILE I'M ALIVE

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IT'S MY LIFE

IT'S NOW OR NEVER

BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER

I JUST WANT TO LIVE WHILE I'M ALIVE

Nobody cares what Canadians think anyways lmao

stop making fun of indians

youtu.be/rdi7G1hY4-w
I remember that guy

IHOP doesn't have waffles

Wtf

stop making fun of indians

Like Frankie said I did it my way

New Hampshire wins again

more like POO hampshire

why are there hot girls posting on Anon Babble

There's literally a place called WAFFLE HOUSE and you're bitching because International House of Pancakes doesn't serve waffles

Are you TRYING to piss me off anon?

What do canadians do with all that syrup?
Do they just eat pancakes every day?
Do they put maple syrup in their soda like americans do with corn syrup?

Once in a while, maple syrup on hot pancakes is really delicious

tfw no waffle house on the west coast

R

We just put it in everything possible

wish i had frozen waffles rn
most depressing thing ive heard all day
where the fuck do you go for greasy breakfast when youre traveling or coming back from the bars

Pancakes>Waffles

can't tell me shit

If there could be only one, I agree with you. Thank God we have both though.

IHOP

I'm on a whole lot of gang shit

mmmm ice cream so good
gang gang

Dennys, obviously

This is the most delicious shit ever.

never seen one
looks more ihop adjacent

French Toast > Waffles > Pancakes

have a headache award

Queen spinny, make the new

Queen spinny, make the new

Sometimes we'll just dump syrup in the snow and roll it onto a stick and eat it. People think the maple leaf thing is a meme but we truly inhale this shit like cocaine.

Deport this nigga to el salvador

never seen one

aint no way

You can also get the ibuprofen award

Came in my pants award

DOHOHO

maplefromcanada.ca/recipes/one-pot-spaghetti-with-maple-bolognese-sauce/

fantasized about marrying the rich girl again award

tylenol for headaches, ibuprofen for muscle pain

Opposite actually

Gen z boss and a mini lives in my head rent free forever

alcohol for both, actually

u watched that ruhi cenet video huhs

Yes because all the brown people will be dead

i want to fuck her so bad bro

Sweet spaghetti

i put it in my coffee

Wut?