/brit/
/brit/
i have a masters degree in robotics engineering, and here i am, a smelly neet
it gets better lads
Oh look. Another Dog Shit Yank edition
20 year olds reminiscing about highschool two years back
so this is leftypops
hate it when people stare at you in public
Mr. Beast
umm actually rorke, half life episode 1 and 2 were half life 3 and 4 respectively, then there was half life alyx which was half life 5, and then hunt down the freeman which was half life 6
.....twenty.... three... years old....
Honestly I thought it was pretty funny sadly now I am working jobs that suck but the pay is decent I am hopefully gonna get 24 an hour soon
From a dog shit yank, no less!
try TOCOL with the ignore blanks parameter
nigga quit yapping bout yo gayass life
Today's my birthday lads
Happy birthday draper shovel
reckon SSRIs are to blame for this, these kinds of people are supposed to kill themselves or at least experience such deep shame that they change their ways, but instead they take antidepressants and suddenly their natural reddit pissant inclinations are ok with them
What will your final words be brit? I'm thinking about "I buried it under the.. "
feel a bit bad as this yank is clearly disabled
SSRIs don't make you happy
got the kurosawa on
youd break your fucking hips swinging into that
Boris Johnson is a genius
Im convinced that all the talk about London being a hard violent shithole cant be true because no one has knifed that cycling mikey cunt yet
got the existential dread on
middle easterners who lie a lot be like hey i’m from phoenycia
I prefer feeling miserable than the zombie state of SSRIs
great post id love to see an urban youth dice him up in the middle of the street and feed him to an xl bully
How old are you turning ?
she is so peng
Why don't you build a gf
47
Life is lush x
English women crave BMC (big Mediterranean cock)
16" calibre charcoal cum cannon needed for this one
old man yankerton
Alcohol free edition
ah a fake beer and a fake cigarette
it lush
Why are brits like this
So the zombie state isn’t miserable?
operation 2:01am micriwave mac and cheese is a go
woke
that vape
i just know you struggle to brush your teeth you disgusting virginous freak
Ill be 27 in july
micriwave
hope elton john blindly crept into your bathroom when you weren't looking and topped up your suncream with his very special white expulsions
it's more of a dead numbness
congrats on leaving your smelly bedroom
"im gonna report you to-"
"YOU WOT BLUD??!!"
*gets out of car*
*grabs 4 meter long zombie decimation blade*
*slices up that white demon like a DMC character*
LOL LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE LOL! OPINIONS?
Alan Mohammed
branley LOL
why are they called zombie knives
/brit/ more like /shit/
remember giving a kid a 'your mum' quip and then learning his mum was actually dead
I went up to him and said sorry later in the day
What kind of vape is that?
BTC fallen down to $77k over the past week
omds
gas leak explosion kills entire family
Lads there's a hole in the roof of the council flats across the road from me
One tile has come off and I've seen about 6 pigeons come and go from it
Should I tell the council? Is this even something they'll investigate?
malding paki
ahhh the runt terrace
ktim
Excreting a poo or two
SPF50 in April, at 5PM, at 51°N of the equator
fucking get a grip
not very respectful though is it. settle down
said I woudn't drink tonight but it's so peng out there lads, might be a terrace beer for me too
This has to be the driest April of all time
because many had zombie branding with them implying they are for use in the apocalyse and it became a term for any scary machete that looks x-tra dangerous!!
It's because Rorke joined Tinder
playing kirby :3
monitor the situation
set up cameras if you can
maybe try to trap and tag the pigeons
log their comings and goings
said i wasn't either but i picked up some ice berg and some lemons earlier in the week
can FEEL the alcoholic jew willing me to get some gin and get on it
poyo :D
I live at home and have no money
Lads there's a hole in the roof of the council flats across the road from me
One tile has come off and I've seen about 6 Albanians come and go from it
Should I tell the council? Is this even something they'll investigate?
Alan Mohammed
colour and features checks out
I still don't believe this
There was a video where he was riding one of those gay recumbent bikes and some roadmen said something as he went by, and he stopped, turned around, and asked them to say it again. They all shat it lmao.
luxury
Blessed are the meek
Why does this image with the car in the background look like some sort of promo/marketing shot for a new ITV drama
hate continentals so much lads
Cannot WAIT till the move when I get away from these vile neighbours terrorising me day in day out
monitor the situation
set up cameras if you can
maybe try to trap and tag the albanians
log their comings and goings
what the fuck did I do?
one last wiggle of the mouse on teams to take me to 17:18 I think :)
learning Python aren't I? Managed to make a function that says "hello" in one .py file and then have it read from another .py file. Then i tried to do the same but with the answer to 1 + 1 but that didn't work idk why
fry up for dinner
the works
nothing :(
Croatia is an Italian province
pythons can't count
blud learning python when AI exists oh my days
the answer is 2 mate hope that helps
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Why do women absolute drown settees in cushions? Just counted 14 cushions my gf got for the settee, ridiculous.
corr that's what yer wanting
You're 190 and you're from Swansea aren't you
You're from Swansea
Yh I know I’ve got off that shit recently
So I'm moving to Castlebay
That is the exact genre of erotic image I'm after. Right up my ginnel, if you will.
I've seen you before
back on my bullshit
I'll be doing a couple of chicken thighs, crisped up in the oven, cajun style with some coleslaw and side salad, squeeze of lime
Purchase the island of pantelleria and make it an independent country with me as king.
Off home
WFH tomorrow
Just preordered Switch 2
little girls be like
lets experiment teehee
Crapped myself at the urinal again.
nice one mate enjoy
i did wfhdoss today but need to be in tomorrow
the drinks... are on the house
my older sister and her friends used to lock me in her closet and kick me
me 2
oh dear
joke country how is he not dead
Any games?
Why are girls so into being slapped, bitten, having their hair pulled, and being tied up during sex ?
Nah, waiting for Metroid Prime 4
prove it
My gf just likes being made love to passionately and sensually, no mucky stuff sadly
Can't spell evil without eve
Stay away
MODS
Went on a walk and was listening to the Clannad OST. It made me feel sad and I realised how much time I spent mourning a life I never got to have. A life where everything right.
corr lucky bugger haha
*hits you with a hammer*
The asterisks (*) here denote an action btw just so you're aware
Is the lad who told me to use tin foil in the air fryer around? I'd like to have a strong word with him in my office right now
daily dose of sunberg shining into my runt flat to expose my runt existence for all on the street to see, SICK OF IT
Do you think your life would be better if you weren't a weeb?
in GTA6 you'll be able to work as uber eats pajeet
I started using foil in the air fryer a week or so ago and have had no problems and it saves me cleaning it every time I use it.
That'd be me.
*walks into your office*
Do you think your life would be better if you weren't a tranny?
he actually did it
This lad confusing my air fryer with his microwave again
foil your plans did he
*walks into the office with a coy look on his face, his belt unbuckled*
It would be worse. Anime has given me so much joy over the years and made me the woman I am today.
If I was a cis woman it would've been easier
I've lined the bottom of the basket on my air fryer with foil for years, no problem
When I was in uni I had a gf who cheated on me and I forgave her and we were together for another few months until she said she'd been seeing the person she cheated on me with in all that time and left me for him.
She also used to neg me all the time and I did everything for her.
I cringe so hard my face gets hot thinking how much of a submissive cuck I was.
ahaahahahhah
Quite near the end of rise of the tomb raider
Not sure what to play next, perhaps the third one in the series (shadow of?)
Perhaps something altogether different
they also like pony rides because it stimulates their fannoises
tight little bums
Do you think it would have been easier if you were a cis man?
Doing a toilet bog shite
Sick of working with incompetent, lazy, loud runts.
What's a job I can do quietly on my own? HGV Driver?
......................... :)
vile bitch
chocolatier
No cuz I'm not a man
Genuinely fear for people who can't use an air fryer properly
It's like three buttons lads
holy umoli
yes. that is why so many sas go into that career
I got one of those but not in a sexy way and in a grim arse way
can't remember what i even did on Anon Babble before discovering /brit/
Yeah but IF you were
If I was a cis woman
*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood
just went for a nice shagger walk along the river. quite pleasant
remember a few months ago when you were going to the gym? whatever happened there?
OMG LIKE UGH... IT'S 3 BUTTONS. :3 I can't deal! >tfw it's 3 buttons meow
Love when people ask this question. Amazon FBA. The answer is Amazon FBA. Now keep us up to date on your FBA journey like the other successful anons I've mentored in this general. Good luck and if you have any questions just post them! One of the FBAnons will help you out.
What the fuck is this
I was on pol and sp a lot
I can't even imagine being a cis man
Thanks
I took a break because my knee hurt and never went back. I don't think it was for me honestly. Walking and taekwondo is enough for me.
An actor
mousey ^.^ xx
he is one
What's that
finding brit deradicalized me i was well on my way to becoming a pol freak when i first started posting on Anon Babble but this place was more amusing
dreading pootoil cos of how much white bread I've been eating
seen a porn video with a very young couple and it made me sad thinking of what I've missed out and also horny
alri
Why is fizzy water so pengers?
bit sweaty today already sick of summer
just seen an arousing image
Plain sparkling water is vile.
if you need spoonfeeding like this then i dont think working by yourself is for you
fancy gandalf do ya
FOJF
it's disgusting
dicks out for summer
down in the dumps
doesn't count as losing your virginity if you get fucked in the ass so ask for a switch at some point during the sex
right to work. much to do. Phone call meeting in an hour and a half
youtube.com
up the ra nigel??
is fba like dropshipping
Imperialism was a Jewish invention amd phenomenon. Benjamin disraeli was responsible for the British Empire as we know it today
Consider visiting the outside
Remember when he slagged off 190
hate it. need the incel weather back so it's only me and the other incels out and about
careful, if brainberg gets wind of it he'll be making your willy all wet
eated so much my tummy hurts
*punches you full force in the gut*
dropshipping a poo on amazon
i cant cum
"No"
Hope it's cancer, frogposter
This any good? Bought it on sale and never got around to playing it
always a good video to screamign and chunderign to, this
i just was outside actually
Hmm?
shut up you stupid twat
to what end
would fight for ukraine and canada and greenland
you're only 5'6 anon?
percolating a poo
clobbering a poo
so true
Kys diego you vile runt
sir air friar
A gaggle of well dressed people coming out of a hotel and entering a school bus
Reckon it's some sort of work event
Sir Keel Over
fish and rice for tea
had a wank so devious and vile last night that it still has me ruined today. wanking is evil
siphoning a shite off the poo mainframe
Existence is probably just God's* solution of what to do with eternity
By God I don't mean le skydaddy. Just the ultimate source/energy/consciousness what have you.
fish and a rice cake
shut the fuck up
Gonna have a wank later to pregnant incest joi
No you wouldn't, nobody would
mindraped as it were
I'm tall (5ft 10) and I'm very grateful for that. Can't imagine life as a short man these days
*walks up to you dressed as a bear*
grr lol
Sir Vagina Lips
you should compile all of your freakcel observations into a little book for boring bastard
I never played it I only watched the anime. It is my favourite anime of all time
why dont nonces just apply to work for the police where they can strip search little boys who stab their classmates
I'm tall (5ft 10)
Brit is my book
reversing the poolarity out me jefferies tube
yeah whys that?
Kys diego you vile runt
Suburban North Yorkshire looking like the deano French Riviera
I'm tall (5ft 10)
What's the issue fag?
Sir Loud Pack
shut it
would i get called nonce when i just appreciate pure heart with pretty face of british boys?
was cruising in the north sea earlier
rorke's mrs
fuckin faggot
girls cant be nonces
mouth fucking closed
utter woke nonsense
what about the ones from that tinder blackpill picture that was posted this morning? or the mothers who gave their babies to ian watkins
Just stating the facts
um
qt
Catberg
Great post
what does a woman's arse taste like
my favourite british word is lickle
I looked it up and it's about selling stuff on Amazon ?
U14 girls sports bra fitting session
I did 20 years in the can, not a single fucking peep
mine is tickle
poo but I wouldn't actually know
I AM RIPPER... TEARER... SLASHER... GOUGER. I AM THE TEETH IN THE DARKNESS, THE TALONS IN THE NIGHT. MINE IS STRENGTH... AND LUST... AND POWER! I AM GREGGWULF!
Andalusian style baked cod loin in a red pepper and tomato sauce
Pan fried tenderstem broccoli
Garlicky roasted new potatos
Fruit salad for afters
might join the navy
what does a prossies diet regimen look like whn she gets an order for anal?
5 vindaloos
peng. Love tenderstem broccoli
Got made redundant today because of Trump's tariffs
/brit/ not /rekt/
sensing a binge eating session of fat bastardry is on the cards
ya seethe?
say thank you
thank you trump sama
you didn't get made anything
you always were redundant
redundant at toil and your posting is redundant here too
now bore off
Thanks lads. I have a mortgage so I'm terrified.
sounds like a lot of work just to put it in a different hole, I'll stick to vagina thank you very much
sell up and buy a tent
early to avoid the yank edish
Mad how literally one guy can fuck up the entire global economy. Sick to death of America. Trump could literally have sat down and done nothing but okay golf for 4 years and everything would have been fine. Everything is fucked because he chose it to be.
going to california with an achin' in my heart
not our problem really, it's mostly the europoors and chinese who need to be careful
i got poo on my head
Tomorrow work on making a friend you fucking fat cunt incel shut-in boring bastard
uncalled for