malted milk edish
/brit/
stonking edition, certainly the best we've had for a long while
good effort lad
brown nose
the zoomer that became a shut-in because people laughed at him when he left the house is getting laughed at on Anon Babble. might as well kill yourself by that point
This obsession with generations is an Americanism anyway since they are a young nation and don’t have proper traditions or identity yet, so identify with their “generation” and what content their cohort consumed.
oooo, tea n crumpets mate. the queen
italian shedemons sub edition
i like scottish hortbread. just plain cottish hortbread
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Blur: Parklife!
sometimes I feel like the oldest nigger in the woodpile
bum
kiss my arse
used to watch skateboarding videos as a kid and i think it radicalised me
Trump recognises tariff 'transition difficulty' as White House says China rate is 145%
145%?
nigga just stop
generations in uk:
- MEN who WON ww1
- MEN who WON ww2
- men who WON falklands
- men who LOST AFGHANISTAN
- shemales
bloody bloody kiss my arse saaaaar
USA is an older nation than Germany
i'll drink to that *dips mynob in your pint*
that would bring us up to millennials (shemale libtards)
then after that we have people that defeated globalism and the immigrants and saved the country (Zoomers eventually)
based trump the degrowth president
I want to lick Emma Watson’s ringpiece.
mad x
spag bowl for tea
I thought there were loads of millenials in afghanistan
corrrr lads got the cans in
lets get STEAMING
millennials should be the incel generation
fell in love with the new girl at toil
A much younger society though
German language, cultural traditions, towns and cities and religion have existed far longer than the USA
Case in point places like California and Texas were rural cowboy hick places 100 years ago and now they’re the forefront of human civilisation. Society is new in those places. The places where America seems the most sane and normal to us, is coincidentally New England, which has had the longest settlement.
room smells like teen spirit
err mate it's thurdsay
my plan is to marry a very rich horsegirl
almost the weekend innit
falklands were boomers
gen x were the gulf/afghan/iraq
millennials were incel trannies
zoomers = 150 IQ racist gigashaggers
German language, cultural traditions, towns and cities and religion have existed far longer than the USA
Not really, Yanks have English traditions which are older than most German traditions
the problem with having a gf is that you dont get to see your mates as often
Today I showed me dad a dungeon synth album and he liked it.
its been over 20 years and i still dont really understand the plot to metal gear solid
places like California and Texas were rural cowboy hick places 100 years ago and now they’re the forefront of human civilisation. Society is new in those places
holy kino
yer x
Urban planning idea:
Build an underground underneath the underground
Call it the underunderground
less people traffic, less car traffic, more people on public transport, greener britain
why aren't we doing this
got neither me
nobody does
Whitey oddly silent on this one lads...
Used to get these at school
well you're just a sad pathetic sack of shit then arent you
Does your dad get angry that you don't have a job?
bank holiday madness next weekend oh my days I'm hyped
the question we need to be asking ourselves is this;
might get the gay porn on
might move to Kansas and live with one of the two Kansas yanks who post on /brit/
they call me new Jimmy Saville
millenials were afghanistan. the oldest millenial was 20 at the start of afghanistan.
No.
you do know they shag the horses, right?
ktimmers
GENES
is that image from the video where the woman put her cat in the washing machine
harsher than i'd put it but yes
Futurama did this already. New new york
I wank to that sometimes to be honest and would enjoy participating or watching
liquid is a retard and thought that recessive genes made him inferior
One thing about millennials is that they grew up in a Blairite neoliberal dream of the 90s and early 2000s and thus they always have that pathetic childish attachment to that era and want nothing more than a return to the safe sanitised 2002 where we were content to just sit around consuming forever under King Tony’s watchful gaze. Hence why they are deeply critical of any deviation from neoliberalism, a dying system
Zoomers grew up in the wake of the populist rise of the 2010s and Covid, thus are less soft and coddled and are used to a more chaotic world. They know full well society is getting worse and resent the older generations for being too stupid and soft.
what was your most timid moment? for me, it was when I was speaking to a girl at a party in uni and some lad shoved me to the ground and started talking to her so I just walked off
I wank to that sometimes
Hallelujah
Millennials carry an unfair length of time on their shoulders. I've heard as early as 1997 to as late as 2020. So we're responsible for Tony Blair, Limp Bizkit and 9/11 but ALSO Obama, the Great Recession, Occupy Wall Street AND soyboys and nintendo manchildren? Seems a bit unfair
horsegirls don’t shag the horses
t. owns 3 horses with one
I actually got bullied by a gay guy in 6th form
Hallepoojah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Boomers are 1945-1964
Gen X are 1965-1980
Millenials are 1981-1996
Zoomers are 1997-2012
I'll suck a poo
old macdonald had a poo
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
cat chad sending that gimp flying
Canslad learned that scarn is a real word, lads
Had some of the toil over from the UK offices and one of the Sadhbhs said she was looking fortward to the scran and someone asked her to clarify and she said she meant the food
So, in typical fashio, despite having the cans last night, I got the cans again tonight and the chips, I mean the scran.
How's your day/evening going, lads?
/brit/ more like /shit/
aren’t you like 40 you sad bastard lol
would a rear naked choke hold work on an animal
NEW
47
And Judge Dredd
rumour has it you're like 45 years old. fucking hell mate
had my burritos
scran comes from a royal navy ration to prevent scurvy
Sultanas
Currants
Raisins
And
Nuts
incredible biscuit this
properly embarrassing
97-99 is a distinct generation of their own. The Zillennials. Great leaders, destined to enact monumental change throughout the world. Think Mr. Beast, Luigi, Kylie Jenner etc.
scran? oh, do you mean TEA-TIME, you working-class boor?
Omds shut up you Yank brained cringe bastard
so we're just going to ignore that fella that said he wanks to horse porn?
luv gio me
Was born in '98 me
Any other born '98 men in?
holy chunage
Best /brit/ thread of all time i reckon
47 and I'm Judge Dredd
and oranges?
I'm from fucking the whest of Ireland
She;s from Newcastle so possibly?
i believe bestiality is legal in texas
mental that we're literally all in Anon Babblebrit/
cruel init
don’t care if you’re from county mayo or fuckin malaysia posting on /brit/ at 47 about cans is tragic behaviour
I'm also Judge Dredd but you already knew that
nowt wrong with that, I'm 52
spag bowl consumed.
bantered
dey be craccin dem luh cocoa butter jars open
grandmas parents were from county mayo
Aperol Spritz advert if i ever saw one
Balding zoomer born in 1999 going to watch the Minecraft movie
oh well 52 that's different
but 47? unconscionable
*Starts Riverdancing*
Yippee! Ara ara
CHICKEN JOCKEY
never heard of three of these clubs
formulating a rorke post for this one even though my last one bombed and I have to live with it because of ids
British Millennials moving to Brooklyn in 2011, Shoreditch in 2015 and Brighton in 2019
why would zoomers even come here
and my grandma didn't have mayo on sarnies.
suspicious
Six people have been arrested after 300 litres of blood-red dye was dumped into a pond outside the US embassy in London in protest against America's sale of arms to Israel.
the maddest of all possible lads
youtube.com
Mental how good this game was
mental how I used to watch all of this guy's videos
leftypol picketing outside downing street demanding the release of Axel Rudakubana
Wow thanks for the news
got a jenny nicholson kino on
Anon Babble X seems to have been updated. You will need to reload the page.
Will Arsenal get raped at Barnabeu next week?
yes. needed at least 4 goals.
saw the most zoomer looking zoomers i've ever witnessed on my incelwalk
don't tell me what to do
just read a fucking disgusting and abhorrent post
evil has no name than death
sexy?
Arteta will just park the bus lel
Who else on the cans?
rorke's fit
reasonable crashout from unc
What are roadmen?
seen her do a poo
they were lads
casting a sex spell on my mum so she has sex with me
petty criminal black youth
In other news from Canslad and his interestingly boring life, the Latvian at the toil with the massive chebs as very large thighs. Canslad doesn't like large thighs and yet, he likes them on her
planning a wicked wank tonight, shaved my pubes and everything
Alri Freud
i wonder if it was worth it
ok i asked if they were sexy
you went from slightly cute to something that deserves to be put down
ah great! another link I won't click
ingesting an edible and watching the wire meself. schooltoil already completed for the day
Posting on the phone so I am
not real^
back to the incelhovel to play my incelgames
feel strongly that you must be a massive loser if you get your kicks watching shite like this
what is the thing that annoys you to no end
it’s for based ascended thinkers like me
Games are rubbish compared with getting pissed and listening to music
British culture
the men ruining the world
That all sounds a bit entry level and basic, but not wrong.
people who insult Portugal
not really
whats wrong with it?
people who defend Portugal
manlet assembly
people who ask me to recall stuff that annoys me
vile gang of little twerps
Hate this cunt and hate this wigger and thr cult like following they have in my city
lots of people try to socially shame others out of views they don’t like
IE you must be a virgin loser if you seek alternative views
essentially the medieval version of trying to accuse someone of heresy and get them socially outcasted
holy fuck
what do I do with it
Swiss neutrality.
Pub
macron is based. the other 2 are puppets
corr giz some
25 e/w on sun keeper 19.30 at newcastle
Bible, crucifix, holy water, zombie apocalypse de lad and a stake and an onion
interesting…
about 100 eggs
skinny yardie goons showering and wagging their soapy slippy batons live on facetime for perfect 3 pm katies
why did they do this
dey won't stop, shit is about to get real dawg
vocaroo.com
it's the wogs bollocks
forgot to reply to the post
the higher they fly the further they fall.
nationwide will be the next northern rock
wonder what happened to Irish greekmong
sup crodie
Sir Keir Starmer. The Aryan man’s choice.
hoping he died x
sup holmes
hello literal millionaire
whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn
Stick in the mud
struggling to comprehend just how shit this likely to be
Not sure what to do tonight while having the cans
Fucking tourists everywhere
And I be tired as hell but my baton won't sleep for nothin
its lying down. just an optical illusion
Dame Hannah Fry
who watches that
katy at the gherkin
katy on the cronem twerkin
I have a trade deficit with the local kizza place
Dua Lipa. Sex.
me reading all the lads' posts about poo and willy and all that aha x
corr love how she is a pit slut wish she'd stop shaving
britains yankification is almost complete
they call me 190 because my oven stays pre-dialled in at 190c for oven peetzer
fat batty on katy doh
don't think i've ever once had a kizza in my life yet lads on /brit/ bang on about them all the time
what's the crack? better than dominoes/pizza hut or what? seems grim tbqh but I suppose if you find a good one it might be better than other 'zas
just got a job offer in NYC not sure what to think
do i do it? it’s objectively easier and pays way more than what ive got now
its cheap
this is just a pet project of the london media class
no one will watch that shite and no one asked for it
no one even fuckin watched it in america anymore
dont know
corrr
Thinking about the girl who said I looked like Colin Farrell in work today. Think I might be in there with her lads x
using poo as lube, call that poob
did you used to post in discord?
Romesh Ranganathan
James Acaster
Josh Widdicombe
Jessica Knappett
Natasia Demetriou
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Michaela Coel
DREAM cast
kizzas are normally cheaper and better than dominos slop
Anyone else look up menus for random restaurants they found on google maps?
me departing this mortal coil
shouldnt be giving money to them
Heil hitler
hope you’re being semi sarcastic
corrr
fuck up poindexter
Can someone please translate the first thirty seconds of these lyrics
vocaroo.com
dey be doin summat squeakin, summat tappin
will no doubt have sky's favourite unfunny cunts rob beckett and romesh whatsisname
About time!
yeah
Having a cheeky mug of tea and a pack of custard creams aren’t I lads :3
fuck no
Isn't the rent in New York obscene? I wouldn't want to live there but I'm not a city person.
prefer not to say
cor
right then i’ll see myself out
hope that's not your fag end on the floor lad
Best 'za I ever had was made by a white Gen X dude in Williamsburg
Why? What’s wrong with anything in my post?
who
I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
COR
gay porn
yeah but i take it its not much worse than other cities like mine right now if you’re alright with squalor or tranny roomates (i am ok with both)
corrr
Off tae thugborea
Best 'za I ever had was made by a Turkish Gen X dude in Hull
playing the last of us for the first time ever
Timmy gettin thirsty on grandmas who rode bbc 50 years ago lol
eating poo
reminder that heatherpaedo can't effectively spam on boards with unique IDs
They should call it The First Time Of Us.
I am a complete wasteman
got a vibe from it that you’re quite desperate and would pursue her over a compliment like this and then get disappointed when she isn’t interested in you like you thought because to her it was just a thoughtless comment while to you it meant much more. don’t want you to fall for a girl or attempt something because of one compliment and end up disappointing yourself leading you into a bad spiral. if there are clear other signs i would not care but it seems to me you are basing on being “in there” with here over this collin farrell craic.
so there was something wrong he’s
we've got a thread up on Anon Babble if you're bored of the spamming
well then they shouldn't make such tasty food
guess you could say it's the first of us then
coffee run wid di new stretch
hyde park style
thank you for supporting the decline of this country
It was yeah but it’s paper init so
the last time you'll be playing it
Bad psych editions are always free of bbc cuck posts :)
anyone fancy a bum?
we're all in here
poo
Not too into Anon Babble due to all the 'p they post
cunt. get it picked up
no theyre not
Lads. What would you do if you saw one of these. Real talk
youtube.com
Kill yourself
what the FUCK
Made how women find veiny hands and forearms more arousing than cocks
All these katies know I get dough
Pop a katy hymen like crisco
I'm chiefing on the gas like citgo
Fat batty on katy though
Big rims, on my whips though
You talk a lot but you do nun though
We let off shots, pagans about to get hit though
Cronem off the molly
He spazzin' out in the party
Gherkin the squad
Its just us we don't need nobody
And these katies call me Papi
Cause I gots lots of money
It's a Gherkin parade
We love drummin' and we coming
You better love your katy
Cause cronem tap any katy
These commas steady coming
I turned nothing into something
And I be tired as hell
But my baton won't sleep for nothing
And we love getting money
I swear we won't sleep for nothing
imagine how bad it smells there
that sounds terrible
never really been ot Anon Babble but i may have to check it out... for reasons...
2 blokes having sex and one of the blokes has taken meds to grow breasts
you can post chebs and be racist on Anon Babble and the countdown timer is much lower
plus you can just filter the spammers because everybody has an ID and the mods are actually active on Anon Babble so the spam will be deleted
he poops out of that hole
Probably not be afraid
All in here.
why would i want to be racist you massive freak
Never speak to me like that again
get in Anon Babble lads
be free of the belgfreak and the spammers
start two step riverdancing glowstick rave uns uns uns uns party like a rockstar!
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TRANNY'S ARSE HOLE
everybody get in here
why do you lie about this
Getting my daily dose of Yanis Varoufakis
THIS is the thread
Ah yes let's all go to Anon Babble where they spam 'p
lol
LOL omds thank you