/cum/ - Canada, USA, and Mexico

This thread has been claimed by the Gnomes edition

stop that anon

Diarrhea lol

Gnomes kidnapped by cat

first

women fuck dogs

I don't hate women for my recessed chin, I hate myself

Your recessed chin is your parents fault for not feeding you harder food growing up and stunting your jaw development

Pathetic!

look at this dude

2 shits down so far today.

hello

I shit on a schedule
6:30AM and 8:30PM every single day

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

i always fap after shitting

the first "get a clue" post i ever got

Pavlov'd your own cock

because use a bidet (youre gay)

have you tried adderall? your ass will NOT be bored

america is collapsing again

My country is California

*getting arrested*

"sorry"

mental they think it gets them out of trouble

Cooking up a funny studio Ghibli style pic rn

lung is collapsing again

collapsible table is collapsing again

It's in

they painted all of the buildings to stop global warming and oil with this weird paint that made me worried for someone whos constantly sick since that

Jason the type of nigga to quietely mutter a pathetic "Hello, sir" at his mother's new black boyfriend when she tells him to say hi before he shuffles back to his room

It's not funny

good post

how's it going?

What else can you do about it? Especially if you live with her

Jordan Peterson acts like he's an authority on every subject you could possibly bring up. He'll tell you what you should think on proper bison farming practices in Idaho and the best way to prepare a pufferfish for sushi. He'll also lecture you on why indica is better than sativa and why you should buy This Product right now!

be black

go to same room Jason is in

bakaa! i hope Jay-san (thats what i call him <3) likes me back!!!

h-hi Jason, say it black-- p-please baka!!

*salutes and pretends my clothes fly in the air*

[suddenly confident in Jasons gaze] and can you call me-- S-Sir!? O.O

jason: hi sir

stars appear in my eyes and i cute pose and tiptoe back to my room

China using AI to win the trade war

I support tariffs on China and Russia only

all of that is how they got to the moon in the first place
a bunch of uneducated working men on factory lines

It's goddamn hilarious

50 years ago! oi thats like a plaanum jubilee innit!

American jobs are

LE BAD!!!!!!!

based chang

Aren't they really fat as well?

Yea I saw that too, this nigga is always crying

Americans are le fat therefore they shouldn't have domestic manufacturing jobs

the ULTIMATE bulk and cut regiment. ACHIEVABLE natty.

I don't like Trump but it is fun seeing who will fold first between US and China

It's goddamned patronizing. Fuck China and their jobs, they're our jobs now.

i was right

its so over. we are screwed, we need to change paths. i need to go space odessey and got o the water planet (learned about it on facebook)

Trump places an additional 20% tariff on China due to the fentanyl crisis

Wow he actually finally figured out who was behind the fent crisis instead of blaming Canada for some reason

Are you going to do the grueling tedious and sometimes dangerous manufacturing jobs anon

remember that time a foreign guy died in the middle of the desert or something and the country released a tweet with a video of a coffin getting covered by the American flag and then COVID happened and 6 billion people died

Oh, so you're syaing we have a stranglehold on manufacturing? Yeah? Well, you're FAT and eat CHIPS and KFC!

There are a lot of somewhat dangerous jobs out there. You just need to know how to stay safe.

syaing

It's Nixons fault in the first place

grueling tedious and sometimes dangerous manufacturing jobs

Only this way because the corporations fled to China to escape the strong labor protection here and because their workers were unionized
Manufacturing is what brought prosperity to the average American family during our golden age

hanging in.

I'm waiting for universal basic income

dont like that Rishi Sunak or Kier Starmer...actually quite fancy being the president of UK myself...

Do you know what's really funny about that actually? In China being fat is seen as a sign of wealth and high status. So they're really telling on themselves. They have the most diabetics in the world too kek.

Did anybody here watch American factory?

yang gang

That may be the comfiest cat I've ever seen

if you go full chud and deport all the browns then you have my vote

The only way we'll ever get a universal basic income is if AI takes over

this one anonsn vote or BlackRock shutting me down straight away

my vote matters a lot

the only way we'll ever get a universal basic income is if there's a complete genocide of a certain kind of people

it does

Brazilians?

when ai takes over it wont be income it will be universal basic intake where we will all be given 3 nutrient pills

Yeah i did

But offshoring that type of business, allowed the US to invest in a technology and service based economy which the US is the leader in, which are better than factory jobs. Car manufacturing is one thing, but I doubt Americans will want to make shoes and toys and stuff like that

only way...? brothers, UBI is an economic inevitability

poly relationship of like 10 people with those people in poly relationships

thats a cult is what i think

i couldnt Marlyin Manson it. theyd have to get their dick cut off desu

or all be girls...that would be hot. generate

trying to get as ugly as possible because women deserve the worst

paw tuah

and now for the best takes on poly relationships we turn to Anon Babbleeddit, and Anon Babble
cute!?

If a woman has acne on her face, I can only imagine she has it on her ass, chest and back and her pussy stinks

hot!

shoes and toys and stuff like that

Probably not the type of manufacturing they want to bring back, it's mostly beep moved outside of China anyway

No it's not

it's not in the sense that if nobody does anything it will still happen, it is in the sense that people when deprived of their future will be given it one way or the other

When I've had acne on my face I only had it on my chest and back as well.

ooooooh ching chong ping pong *distant yoooooo*

yooooooo

And dont give me any of that aw shucks shit either, you're fucking ghibli now

benis

china is winning

going to skip lunch today

have you ever been to PRIMARK

Watching the cabinet meeting at White House right now so I can feel smart.

big

i... am steve

I've never shopped at Primark before. They only sell low-quality cheap clothes.

I don’t understand how Trump keeps winning, he’s so based

I'll have two lunches in your honor

I
STAND ALONE

i love him. death to america!

love the stupid JD nonsense

Can any geologists tell me how one might purposely trigger Yellowstone eruption?

Can a lawyer tell me if it's legal to conspire to do so?

That would kill you Jason

TWO BROS
SITTING IN A HOT TUB

Jason's mom looks kinda hot for her age.

Jason's mom was built for BBC

My name is Charles, I dont go by Charlie anymore

If my death can bring death and suffering to my enemies, I'm willing to shoulder that burden.

holy SEX

Believe it or not this is peak masculine form

jason is so cool

Feel like I could beat the absolute fuck out of Jason and take his wallet

INSANELY would

jason never goes anywhere without the blicky so you could not

He regularly fucks hot Slavic bimbos while you have to masturbate to anime girls.

Got a hoe trying to run with my gang
Every time she pop it stank

He doesn't know what I look like and I know what he looks like
Could easily come up behind him and stomp him out before that homosexual has a chance to react

He fucks goblins now, his wife doesn't want to touch him

fuck Jason's mom while he watches

Jason probably listened to other men fuck his mom while he jerks off
I bet he even installed a camera so he could watch

/cum/ gangbang with jasons mom while he jerks off in the corner just like in my hentai mangas

Day traders exist solely to pump their paychecks into billioniares' wallets

Does anyone want to go to the hecking arcade bar?

bet jason is getting hard

She looks like an evil witch with that necklace.

/cum/ bukkake session while Jason collects whatever spills on the floor and bakes it into a cake for himself

/cum/ bukkake

It sure aint milk boy heh heh

jason is currently fapping to the thought of it

He hasn't posted in a while
Jason's gooning to the thought of a every /cum/ poster taking turns with his mom while he peeks out of the closet

pointedly ignores your posts and refuses to dignify you with a response because you're Vivekkin

anons still mad jason roasted someone successfully yesterday

I admit it was surprising but there's no need to be salty about it

keep your gay fantasies to yourself

Jason's mom is a whore

Jason's mom is a sexy woman
Very straight to have sex with her

I am not even joking I would support an indian genocide at this point, it's ridiculous and their numbers just keep growing 1 out of ever 4 people born today are indian, if this was white people they would be freaking out, I can't stand them, I genuinely am starting to have a fucking permanent migraine from working with them, I can only take so many overseas calls telling them to stop being lazy faggots and do their job followed by some fucking rant in broken english while it sounds like a war zone is going on outside their office

15 minutes before I have to drive out

Suddenly feel like my organs are shutting down

Jason will become a billionaire and someone from /cum/ will out him to the media, ruining his reputation and costing him his fortune

We should do a remake of American Pie at /cum/. Jason's mom will play the role of Stifler's mom.

barefoot

he woulnt allow for this

bocchi the ROCK

meme show everyone already forgot

We unironically need nuclear war or Yellowstone or a meteor

I didn't forget Bocchi

was supposed to leave to drive to cousins house 2 hours ago

STILL next-day-still-high

not looking good for us things-to-do-ers

Anime is for homosexuals sorry

We need vast giant pyramids simulating deep dive virtual reality worlds so we can live in a slice of life setting where everything eventually works out and the world is far nicer than reality

i prefer shaved pussy

i've never seen a pussy so i dont have a preference

Same but a little bit of hair is fine

We need aliens to enslave humanity and put us in the matrix.

Same, its much better to eat out

You're telling me you've never looked at porn? I don't believe you.

that doesn't count

It does when it comes to building preferences

no it doesnt, thats not real life experience

visual preferences i guess

The 'Brazilian' is actually an AI bot being trained on simulating incels by interacting on Anon Babble

*makes minecraft*
*dehumanizes you*

Prove you are a real person and not just a bot!

He was too based so they divorced the genius from his creation.

I hate millenials so much
Cunt isn't gendered at all

if i was notch i would spend millions to track down people that insult me online and have sex with their moms

I blame 100% of societies problems on le older generation and the younger generation will blame their problems on me
Simple the way it has to be

i was not an early adopter to otaku and weeb culture. I was very much a latecomer to the anime and manga appreciation thing. Back when I was growing up, the otakus were considered the absolute lowest of the low. Even the nerds were considered above them on the totem pole. Nothing was seen as lower than someone who admitted to watching anime. I was friends with many and i will be honest that was a huge part of why i had such a disdain towards anime.

I member being at my sister's friend's house every day after school and theyd watch anime but she would always have the most degenerate, fujoshi, despicable shows on. I assumed all anime was like that, just thinly veiled fetish shit. It was not until well into my college years that someone finally introduced me to non-shit anime and by then it was already well underway to becoming mainstream.

After many years of watching anime i now have to conclude that my original impression was correct. most anime IS degenerate thinly veiled fetishshit. But thats ok. We can enjoy the gems and just avoid that other stuff.

What I dont tolerate is all the normalfags demanding anime cater to wester normie moral sensibilities just because it offends them. Sadly thats what happens when normalfags invade your hobby.

Someone's got to read all that

that was basically Drake's whole shtick. Someone say something mean about him on the comments of some video online so he invites their girlfriend/wife/mom out on some expensive, showy date. Pretty fucking based tbqh

The writer disliked anime growing up due to negative stereotypes and poor early exposure but later found shows they enjoyed, though they still believe most anime is low-quality and oppose efforts to change it for Western norms.

Damn if only women had principles :/

the feds that comb this place have to. thats who i write these extensive blog posts for. It makes me happy knowing some faggot intern has to sit there and make a report on everything i post to my online diary. read it janny. read every single word this will be on the test

I remember in junior high, naruto was pretty popular with everyone

Remember before the election when mods banned tranny nigger and faggot from being typed together in a post, and then trump won and they got rid of it

Thank God Kamala lost

Drake is the most popular leafoid

fucking AI turning my useless drawn out rambles into a concise and coherent point. worst invention ever.
desu i doubt most of them ever did anything with him. but the implication was all he needed. how can you ever look at your girl the same way again after that?

I hate boomers specifically and millennials specifically. I don't mind Xers.

Boomers and millennials are contemptable trash. It's not "le older generation."

thinking of semen

damn talk about manifestation. Got my visa interview letter for my wife today that will be in May. I thought it would be september or even later desu

Most millenials have later boomer parents while Gen Z had WW2 boomers

Why is bocchi flat chested in the anime

Lunch was oysters, lentils, and steamed cabbage over brown rice

Weeknd and Justin Bieber surpassed him since Kendrick buckbroke Drake

you could get away with liking naruto, dbz, bleach to a lesser degree, and a much much lesser degree inuyasha. Pretty much anything beyond that was outcast tier.

Actually I loved that early 2000s era so much. So comfy. Gintama has to be the best example of what I loved about that era

I'm among the oldest of gen Z and my parents are Xers.

Was your mom a hottie when she was younger?

i didnt eat lunch yet but it will be leftovers from last night. chicken and rice and dumplings and some udon noodles. I burned the absolute fuck out of the chicken on the surface but the insides still really good

I obviously meant Gen X has WW2 boomer parents you fucking retard

No, I'm not attracted to her. I've seen gravure pics of her in a bikini when she was young and those didn't arouse me either.

97? me too. i think 97 and 98 is the most awkward year to be born in. You probably remember 9/11, dial up internet, VHS, your school probably still had floppy discs in elementary school with those screens that turned into rainbows if you put a magnet up against them. Yet also you probably are more in tune with more true "zoomer" memes and memories. But you end up slightly lacking on both. Not fully zoomer but not really a 90s kid in any real sense either

I've seen gravure pics of her in a bikini when she was young

Let us see

gravure pics

Was she a model?

everything except remembering 9/11 applies to me and i am in fact a 97 zillenial

/cum/ is a zillennial general

Might get a cheeky month of Crunchyroll to binge some shows idk

you cant remember it? Even vaguely? I was in pre school at that time and i have plenty memories from that age.

I didn't like Gintama

I was born in 1997 and started posting on Anon Babble in 2007 (I was 9 years old and this has caused irreversible harm)

paying for streaming

Now this is something zoomers and boomers finally agree on

i didnt know about it until a year after because they brought it up at school
my mom just shielded me from it i guess, not like i wouldve grasped it anyway

No, you freak.
As much as any woman in the 80s was, I guess.

Imagine if somehow Canada took over the entire world haha what do you think that would look like

just literally use a free streaming site. i seriously can NOT understand a single fucking reason people ACTUALLY pay for those services. I thought it was a huge meme but the more people i go to their houses and they genuinely will say "oh damn we cant watch xyz its not on blahblah streaming platform" and i always tell them just pull up the internet and i will literally pull it up in 15 seconds and they almost always just ignore me. i bet you pay for music too. pleb.

I don't mind rewarding services that I use/enjoy I'm not a nigger or a Jew

same but 2005/6 because my wow guild would constantly talk about Anon Babble

After 9/11 my aunt told me a global Muslim terrorist coalition was going to invade and kill all the Christians in America

Meanwhile I was 10 in 2004 and I was on Limewire giving the family computer AIDS.

Terminally online zillennial general.

lmao we are all literally the same person. i dont regret finding Anon Babble that early though. i honestly dont think it did me any harm tbqh

"Lose Control" by Teddy Swims is on week 85 of the Billboard charts

excuse me but who the fuck is this guy and why does he look like he films gay pornography for beefy bear men

I went on Anon Babble in like 2005 but never posted
I also fucked my family computer up several times
Trying to fix it before anyone noticed is why I'm good with computers now

There has never been a good post that included a tranime image

Let me educate the newfriends...

I don't trust free streaming sites to not download viruses on my TV, at most I would stream it from my pc to the TV or just download it to a USB sitck but not directly accessing the site from the TV

im actually PROUD of being a shit eating golem

o i am laffin

I had a Naruto themed MySpace page

holy shit

t. lives under a rock

weird that was your go to mental image after seeing him.

I'm proud of being a Jewy nigger

Just released a big turd snake into the wild

As someone who doesn't follow pop culture at all I didn't know that Sam Smith fellow was not only a homosexual but a disgusting flamer

Anon Babble is an anime website.
Anon Babble is an anime cocks gaysex board

golem

Jewish folklore

Can't make this shit up

You niggas didn't believe me but Zoomers like paying for streaming and microtransactions it's completely normal for them.

His music is terrible and they would play it in Target

scared of viruses

I bet you also are scared of condomless sex with prostitutes or sharing cigs and blunts with random street junkies? lmao i never knew i shared this thread with a bunch of BABIES. desu i probably have some kind of fucked up disease by now. I never had sex but i have shared cigs/vapes/straws/dollar bills/blunts with probably well over a hundred random strangers over the last 10yrs. druggies really are despicable. they ought to round people like me up and throw us in an oven

I like paying for things that I want to see more of

i prefer hairy blonde pussy

Zoomer girls won't date you if you're not subscribed to Netflix, Apple TV, Paramount+, Disney+, Hulu, and Prime TV

Drake is and he's one of the most successful characters of our time. so is eric andre. what wrong with being a jewy afroamerican?

Drake isn't American tho!

Canada IS america.

Gay fag

why do you want to see more movies about the incel epidemic or how blacks are basically a race of supermen?
all the stuff you watch that isnt streaming originals will get made anyway

why do you want to see more movies about the incel epidemic or how blacks are basically a race of supermen?

I think you might be projecting

Zoomers stream because they watch on their TV and can't play torrented MKV files

Canada IS america

Latinx always say this but only because they too want to be able to claim they are American

Lil bro is like

Yeah, I want to see more of 30 year old shows so I pay this jewish corporation a subscription to stream

lives under a rock

I'm generally in-tune with broader pop culture and have literally never heard of him outside of the charts. No media appearances that gained steam, no dissipation into other areas of media like film or television, no gossip rags talking about him. He's basically a ghost.

weird that was your go to mental image after seeing him.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
I would have also said some variation of "scribbles on a high school desk" or "the guy who smokes meth behind the Walmart in small-town middle America" but I don't think the metaphor would have carried as much.

zillenials were the only hdmi laptop generation

Most zoomers can't use computers

Paying for things you use isn't Jewish, it's normal
Trying to undermine the system is Jewish

WHAT THE FR*CK I'M A ZILLENNIAL I WAS BORN IN 92

do new laptops not have HDMI cords? I still use mine from like 2012. it barely even works but its somehow just barely usable still. think i extended its life by another 10yrs by uninstalling winblows from it

A while back at my job we all had a laugh because one of the younger coworkers was like

bros I found this cool site to watch any movies or tv shows without paying

whats the website?

its called Torrents bro you can just download anything

He was really proud of this too lol

truthful statement detected
lmao retard
imagine a /cum/ meetup. i bet you're all secretly hot spicy latinas

nominated for best new artist at the Grammy awards

been on SNL and various other jewish media platforms

multiple songs on the billboard top 40

yes a complete ghost

^14 year old

Zoomers use a website called 123movies to watch movies for free because it works on their TVs

tfw 1997 zoomer who knows how to torrent

Artsy hoes always liked my collection of obscure old movies
Bitches love Vivre sa Vie

not you youre a millenial
zillenials are weirdos born in a very specific window of like, 96-2000 that had these weird ass half and half zoomer millenial childhoods where theyre caught in the middle of two sides of a rapidly evolving culture
going from the ps2 to the ps4, dial up to smartphones is an insane cultural loop

I've learned it's ridiculously simple to stay safe when downloading shit online. Just don't download any .exe or .apk files or anything you're not looking for and you're good. Like if I'm looking for a movie I'm going to see a .mp4 or .mkv file in my torrent client for example, or .FLAC or . WAV if I'm looking for lossless music. Zoomers don't have these skills. As a result they have allowed themselves to become reliant on curated and sanitized streaming services.

Honestly the biggest thing that surprises me about zoomies when it comes to modern games is that they literally beg for more dlc and for the game to never end, it's one of the only things that actually makes me feel old

used to you bought a game, played it and then that was it you were done when you got to the credits, at the absolute most you would get an expansion pack which is nothing like modern dlc, old expansion packs were nearly as big as the base games, now if a game doesn't get updates for 4-5 years after it's released they'll review bomb it to hell

Please shut the fuck up

My first console was an N64 (born in 1997)

I'd rather shut the fuck down

mine too based

he doesn't know PDF is an insecure file format

he doesn't know about PDF arbitrary code execution exploit

Mine was the snes (born in 1993)

same but 98

Taking a hot shower to alleviate my crippling depression.

What does it mean if a guy called me "bear mode and daddy coded"?

Why do so many artists draw women with scoliosis

it means he thinks you're gay

Your mom is probably hotter than Jason's

I'm '94 am I a zillennial

The fact that there are blonde broccoli head white paper skin faggy red lip kids posting here makes me feel like a homeless inside a kinder garden classroom.

A dad cant be gay and bears are badass
Kind of nonsense post 2bh

not really sorry man

Yes, you relate to people born in 1997 than people born in 1984

im brown THOUGH

Ketchum defines GenZennials as those born from 1992 to 2000.

Boston University sociologist Deborah Carr defines zillennials as those born "roughly" between 1992 and 2002

Others have defined zillennials as those born from 1993 to 1998, including Deon Smit (HR Future), Maisy Farren (Vice), Lindsay Dogson (Business Insider Mexico), Britannica and MetLife.Fullscreen defines the cusp group as those born from approximately 1993 to 1999 in their research.

Likewise, authors Fons Trompenaars and Peter Woolliams use the years 1993 to 1999 as Zennials.

damn

Do I really though? I feel more kinship with like '92-'93.

Read Theyre also zillenials
Nobody born in 1997 relates to anyone born in 2010

love that for you bestie

Women are dainty and whimsical

Just won a debate.

Didn't know a pig could speak

Same

No shit dude I'm 31 they would be 15. What is even the point of this inane research?

N

yes it's weird how the gaming industry has changed in this regard. The big name games like Fortnite or GTA Online just don't die because the zoomie paypigs are there every month dropping millions of dollars

What’s the point of the retarded generation scheme
The ranges are like 20 fucking years
I was born in 1997 with boomer parents but at somehow the same generation as a literal child with millennial parents

Kys schizojeet proxy

The n word tower is a prominent piece of /cum/ culture whether you like it or not

Zoomers end in 2010. No one born in 2010 is a child.

What's your point

The meth fiend at the doctors office recognized my pants from costco lmaooo

I like when people say "migrate" when they make the new because it makes us sound like we're barnyard animals or tribals or something

Stop trying to make schizojeet part of Anon Babble culture

It’s in the first sentence of the previous post
Gen Z is 97 to 2012

15 year olds arent children

Retard

generations are only 'accurate' when looking at very broad trends, the more you zoom in the less accurate they become. Of course someone born in the 1993 will be more similar to someone born in 1996 but they are just trying to quantify big segments of the population for marketing

hurt my back trying to suck my own dick

Just learned Amy Schumer and Chuck Schumer are cousins

some sort of loud, large, smelly herd animals for sure

15 year olds are sexually mature postpubescent humans. A child is a prepubescent human.

You're uneducated.

Use this pic for the new

shouldn't be a surprise, everything is fake and manufactured these days. she was groomed as a propaganda apparatchik decades ago.

Yeah and we all slowly and effortfully get up and make our way to the new like there's a chicken tendie sale

Tell that to Cletus and Jimbo while they’re stabbing you in prison for your sexual crimes against children

Yup I'm thinking I'll save my good posts for the new.

I can legally fuck a 16 year old as a 28 year old in most of the US. If I were in Germany I could fuck a 14 year old.

Grow up.

"Cletus and Jimbo" probably fucked their sister when she was a preteen

jason this is the kinda post that can get you permabanned...