polite edition
/brit/
in bed
have to be asleep in 6 minutes to get 7.5 half hours when I get up at 01:30AM tomorrow for work
UM
Mad how literally one guy can fuck up the entire global economy. Sick to death of America. Trump could literally have sat down and done nothing but okay golf for 4 years and everything would have ticked along fine. Everything is fucked because he chose it to be
My willy is 6.7 inches lads
Rest well then
what the fuck kind of shift starts at 01:30
yeah?
and what're you gonna do about it tough guy
Shan't be posting itt anticipating jammy wrath
Emma Watson poo barm for tea.
To find a queen without a king
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings, "La la la la"
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born
Standin' on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Tellin' myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
your life is sad
girl at toil was openly talking about being on the blob today
not really on
jammy
for every successful person out there there are another 10 who took the same risks and lost it all
thank you
shift starts at 4AM but I get up at 01:30 so I can not be in a rush
it's not so bad
takeaway de lids
Mad how literally one guy can fuck up the entire global economy.
did he?
the wrath of the jammy
It’s grim that British women often look attractive and feminine in their teenage years then ruin their bodies and minds with the drunken slag lifestyle as they get older
it really is ridiculous the state of our women. lots of lost potential. disgrace really.
grow up incel
fuck's sake just looked directly at the sun and now my eyes hurt
um
25% Rhienmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab
Guess what? Three days of green in a row. Up 3.8% today. We can't stop winning RBRSisters
more likely they ruin it with bad cheap plastic surgery early and tanning
we need to clone an army of nell tiger frees
UM
not a jew so don’t know what this means
Pacific ocean belongs to the white man. need all beaners back in mexico
just finished washing my mugs after leaving them bleached for a while, clean mugs soon lads x
Rachel Reeves is so ugly
that's clearly a microwave meal, also nice paper plate
Could we not?
25% Boring
25% Bastard
25% Oh really?
25% Oh wow
name? she's fucking peng
only had five standing hours today state of me
nice try 99% of them don't look like that so i am NOT a poof
Me Din Dins
she
paki woman going absolutely mental again
scottish people are my favorite animals
Every Mexican has moved to the United States, the ones coming in now are Hondurans, Guatemalans, Salvadorians, and Venezuelans
where's the rest of it?
I'm straight but it's so hot seeing a tranny's hard cock flopping about while she's being fucked
what's wrong with his pea pod? it looks like a giant water tank on a tiny water pistol.
not a lot of women get plastic surgery, less than you think
agree with the tanning and especially heavy makeup
girls begin that stuff at like 14 and do it well into their 30s, as well as all the skincare products they by
doesn’t occur to them that lathering their faces in chemicals all day might not be the best for their skin
age of first wank and what was it to?
was just down there last month. they kept all the hot women and sent us the dregs. we've been had
eating a curry
just finished ate chocolate x I'm a thin bastard, actually
11 years old, Olivia Munn
12
Naomi Watts sex scene in "21 Grams"
looks nice. Would have had a bit more rice personally but to each their own.
Also if you're going to post pics at 4032x3024, never include the cutlery in the frame. Someone will have your reflection off a spoon one day.
kerry katona
mmm curry in my tummy
hope he went and got his grand off that shitebag
elton john with the poo and vomit special I see
25% sqqq
25% spxs
25% soxs
25% TMV
kunta kinta ass slave
13 and some facesitting video
well /brit/?
Yeah Venezuela is one of safest countries now due to all their criminals moving to the united states.
6. teachers huge iranian tits
might answer the call
Around 12 I think and it wasn't anything in particular, I had seen raunchy comedies and knew about the jack off motion so I thought one day to give it a while and did it in that say exaggerated way. It was awful and chaffed since I didn't use any lube, when I was done I remember think it was so bad I don't get why people do this.
sometimes you just have to accept that you're not in a gaming mood
*starts supping and downing the pints and the treble vodkas*
cor wish I has a big boobed iranian teacher
I love this old geezers videos so much
With you til the end brother
It’s days like these that you should have a cider. Not a lager.
still can't believe Chris Hoy has terminal cancer
can't think of a less deserving person for that to happen to
what cider la?
can;t be dark fruits weather can it
raped by desire
*ignores you and orders a warm ale*
Techmoan is a legend ‘round these parts.
They Saved Mihai's Brain
dark fruits more like dark woman brought into the light
Hiring: Janitor
must submit CV and have 3 references
10 years experience preferred
degree in vacuuming technology required
$14/hr
Where in America could I buy British beer ?
wish i could do exercises in the gym to get a big nice juicy arse but i’m embarrassed to do arse exercises in public view
going to make my burritos soon and then have a beer
or maybe have a beer while i'm making my burritos
for me it's
12
Can't remember
they say this then hire an ungobungostani with three teeth
hopefully nowhere
shipping beer thousands of miles when it can be brewed anywhere is retarded
I still don't understand how a pint of cider and a pint of beer have roughly the same calories. A pint of cider only has ~30 more calories.
The argument is that most of the calories come from alcohol itself but cider has loads of sugar added to it. There's a can of coke's worth of sugar in there. So how are both drinks the same amount of calories? What the fuck is happening there?
Girl I work with told me I look like Colin Farrell today. Pretty nice eh lads?
none of our macro breweries are anything special
dogbergs have been sufficiently exercised
time for canstoil
Birmingham
warehouse in 4 hours
beer has loads of sugar in it
get her pumped
how inconceivably grim
girl I work with told the incel he looks like colin farrell and he believed it lol
*psst* i heard about this "london underground"...
i want in....
not impressed, you are a worse version of this guy?
wish the yt channels I'm subscribed to fucking posted faster
Mate, what do you think ethanol is? Ethanol and sucrose are both carbohydrates.
how can a black hole be infinitely dense if density is measured by mass over volume?
given that both infinite mass is impossible and the stars which collapse into black holes have a finite, measurable density by 0m^3, how can this be possible?
where's mousey
Should I invest in RBRS
subscribe to more channels
Adolesence leads to almost no changes in use of online safety tools
hate my life
there aren't that many worth subscribing to
Ive got no pictures of my parents or grandparents when they were younger. Wish I did desu
She means the Penguin
Emma Watson’s poo goes good spread on toast.
the singularity has infinite density not the entire region of the black hole
the "outer" (outer doesn't mean anything inside the event horizon but YOU GET ME) portions of supermassive blackholes have density equivalent to air
ME OWN FOOKIN SON, WALKIN' ABOUT AIMLESSLY ON A SUNNY DAY BECAUSE HE HAS NO MATES
refuse to watch adolescence entirely out of spite
Meant to go in r/soccer but accidentally clicked r/SoccerMomsGW and I'm not mad desu haha
I don't know anon
don't know when this started, don't care when this started, don't care about all the pathetic /brit/ "lore". simply a cut above the rest.
rupert grint is behind those posts
MY LIFE IS A MOVIE
Don't like how this mystery meat played al capone in boardwalk empire
I remember a yank girl online saying I looked like fat gollum back around 2010, think that was when the blackpill really began to set in
only good if its north waters farrell
Yes brother yes
he was good in irishman too, don't know his name but love this cunt
This is factually incorrect.
i don't like how you keep bringing it up
seems perfect fit for an italian american
there was an ethnic slur in there
you people
such a good show that absolutely no one outside Anon Babble has ever heard of or watched
my question still stands. how can a singularity have infinite mass? that should be impossible by every metric of common mechanics
Need a 90s educational VHS tape gf.
wanking a cock with my arse
it really isn't good at all
daydreaming about explaining to trump why tariffs don't work and owning him but trump keeps cutting me off saying "you're rambling... you're rambling... he's rambling" fuuuuuuuuu i thought i had him on the ropes
black holes don't follow "common" mechanics obviously
our laws of physics break down at the singularity
My wife did this to me last night except she wanked me off with her pussy
Is Rorke's life 'a movie'?
living a pious life but in a non-religious way
let me rephrase. how can a singularity EXIST at all?*
it's very good, makes you think
its shit you utter pleb
it's great, shut up
fucking battered that cabin boy to death
We are WHITE
pure kino and Anon Babble as fuck
looks like that rat from flushed away
Any won’t be doing shit with his life man in?
how long is normal to stay at a low level wagie job. like if you leave after 2 months it's seen as bad. what's the minimum you need to stay to just be regular?
im non-religious but i consider leftypol the closest approximation to evil
*need for laudanum intensifies*
your mother’s dense black hole can take my infinite mass if you know what i mean haha
2000mg lions mane mushroom supplement down the hatch
dunno just apply for better jobs until you get one
Have you ever actually seen a Neapolitan
2 months is barely any time at all
you need to give jobs minimum six months to not look like a twat
cant say that i do
You think being anti-bigotry is evil??
Looool been coming to the stark realisation that I'm not smart/cunning/strong/charismatic enough to accomplish anything worthwhile
I PLAY MUH VIDEO GAMES AT NIGHT WHEN THE LECCY RATES ARE CHEAPER
DO SO MUCH AT NIGHT
DO THE WASHING
GET THE WASHING MACHINE GOING ON
GET THE DRYER GOING
VIDEO GAMES ON
LECCY COMPANY SEETHING
USE IT DURING THE DAY
AHAHAHAH NO
lay that bitch out on deck
ass agape - call it mass effect
why does it look bad staying at a job for less than six months
i did 4 years and regretted not leaving after 2.
i didnt say that
Mad that
How much are wagies at toil actually talking about Adolescence?
R
B
R
S
Er, yes you did actually
i heard they were even talking about it in argentina
seen it talked about by a yank youtuber too
MI5 must have done well on this one
ok
Mad how literally one guy can fuck up the entire global economy.
But for years they told us the president has no effect on the economy?
they were lying?
done him
done him
Not much, just 'it was shit'
because it looks like you just toss things off on a whim
i have sex with your mother
Because it makes you look flakey daft lad
Even if you move on to another minimum wage job they don't want someone who's going to fuck off in weeks
cant remember the last time anyone brought up music or tv. people watch different shit now because content slop made it all a personal feed. AI will make it worse
You are just in the wrong social class
and there's nothing attractive about the povvo scum
is 6 months actually a good enough time though
here's your (you)
eating cured meats straight out of the fridge in my dressing gown
i'm just like tony soprano except i don't have a wife or kids or friends or any money and i live in middlesbrough
Yes
I have to pay the council money
I have to pay the gas company money
I have to pay the electric company money
I have to pay the water company money
I have to pay the landlordberg money
I have to pay the internet company money
I have to pay the mobile phone company money
I have to pay the amazon prime money
I paid my tv licence company money, they won't be back till next year when they ask for more
I have to pay the car finance company money
I have to pay the car insurance company money
I have to pay to fuel the car money
I have to pay to park the car money
I have to pay the road tax money
I have to pay the MOT money
I have to pay the gym membership money
The government takes money out of my money before I even get it
The pensionberg takes money out of my money before I even get it
The student loan company takes money out of my money before I even get it
I thankfully have no credit card debt money to pay
I thankfully have no childcare money to pay
I do not have home or contents insurance of any kind
I do not have life insurance of any kind
most of you don’t “toil”
toil is manual labour
most of you are professional mouse wigglers. i am myself but at least im honest about it and don’t pretend to be hard done by. 3 days a week I “work” from my bed.
a nigga named Bingle
why's nigga always crying
i smoke weed all damn day
every dayyyyy
aye
thinkin bout them lobsters
Chips, chicken strips and potato salad for tea team
I get knocked down but I get up again
doubt that's true
want to go out for an incelwalk but can hear all the normies outside laughing
The Uber Eats man just blessed me with a free Large Diet Coke. God bless that man.
What was the last big celebrity funeral? Doesn't seem like there's been one since The Queen.
migrants
whats the long term plan career wise
I LOVE IMMIGRANTS!
gene hackman
david lynch
mere weeks ago
can't have funerals anymore, due to the woke
they just get chucked into the ocean now
yeah?
the migrants
the pubs
the labour government
the NHS
dont know who they are
you have to done on your spiritual incel armour
judging by the amount of plastic surgery some of them have had that might be very bad for the environment
Those were celebrity deaths but I'm talking funerals. Big huge unignorable public shows with shitloads of coverage and famous people attending.
get a JustEat course at universities established
You hear jovial laughter and instinctively feel fear? Zoomers man. When I was in my twenties I would join in with any random group that seemed fun. Most millennials did this.
drinking milk
just woke up
children
doing so these days would brand you a freak
no one just “joins in” anymore
Don't know I'd like to work with animals or the environment though
just woke
People are always trying to make us do shit, huh? It’s exhausting
*joins in*
the woke mob run the NHS
get the wokeness ended
Uber Eats man: blessed me with a Diet Coke
Random BritAnon: antagonised me with a snarky comment
Haha yeah, I'm really coming round to you mate.
supporting the browns
just woke
leftypol outlawing sleep so the nation stays woke
crunched that twix
Yeah then they'd slap you up and call you a pussyole wasteman, happy slap you with crazy frog remix playing in the background on their sony ericsson
You hear jovial laughter and instinctively feel fear?
ktim
probably stems from being relentlessly picked on when I was a child by my mum and siblings
Most millennials did this.
no they didn't
considering going to the chippy for tea lads
it seems a common experience for mums to pick on their sons and mock them to get a laugh out of their fat fellow middle aged cow friends
The laughter. It's jovial though isn't it.
im unironically a professional shagger as of today
See rorke, another white ally lost
More people would support you if you were just a little nicer
ktimtim
getting a bit old to be still in the idk stage love
doing an incelpoo
would like italian wife
Officially OFF the trump train. Need this evil ghoul to disappear
nice, me too
the woke prevent this
I was in all day and the prick Amazon driver left the delivery behind the recycling bin without knocking, only saw it hours later and it had been opened
Absolutely fuming
the virgin zoomer having a mental health crisis seeing people laugh outside
the chad millennial strolling up in the helly hanson jacket and £3 10 pack mayfair superkings drinking Bacardi breezers monging out to JME Serious
Yes
Groups of teenage boys laughing don't like it. Potential for violence is very high.
It's even worse if it's a group of teenage boys and girls then they're screaming and cackling too and the boys using violence to impress the girls is going to be even higher.
Get your FILTHY angloid paws off our women...
Where are they sending the timber... Follow the money...
i said CONSIDERING GOING TO THE CHIPPY FOR TEA LADS
The kind people have a wonderful dream
drumpfstein on a guillotine
scandalous i havent got one
Haven't watched for a while and someone said he was looking ill nowadays. I checked his latest video and he didn't look that great, I hope it's not the big C.
people don't go to the chippy for food go find a brown man to bring that to your door
We need some more girls in here
I'm about to break loose like hell in here
theres TOO MANY MAN TOO MANY MANY MAN
our true life will start at 33 in Campania
the “chad millennial” in his 30s posting cringe shite like this on an anonymous chatroom on a sunny thursday evening
FOLC
English women cry out for hung terroni bvlls
You've been posting this shite all day Adam
i know who's to blame for this but it's illegal to say
why are there no famous british zoomers
I have great memories I wish to share with you all. Can you say the same lil zoomer? Or is your young adulthood rotting away in your bed playing fortnite with nonces and wanking to belle delphine bath water?
I had 20+ solid years of adventures, partying and connecting with other people. Now I'm happy in my little computer room with my small circle of people that stuck around from the crazy years. Meanwhile time slips through your fingers like sand.
dont blame any of them
the media has gaslit the entire population into thinking he is le literally hitler
Lord Miles innit
room smells of teenage boys
but i also need cigarettes and cans
no magical brownoid can provide chippy and cigarettes and cans
comedyshortsgamer x
This. I made mistakes as everybody does when they're young and stupid, but at least I lived. Zoomers played chinese spyware mobile games growing up lmfao
um
No I’m 21 and have many years of good times with my friends so far and many more to come. I also work full time and make something of myself. Which btw, is expected of any functional adult. Having friends and memories of your youth does not make you special.
I don’t sit on here making gay posts about “chad millennials” and “JME serious”
going to join the mafia (local municipal government)
the /brit/ mum enters the /brit/ lounge and sniffs
"...boy."
I have great memories I wish to share with you all. Can you say the same lil zoomer? Or is your young adulthood rotting away in your bed playing fortnite with nonces and wanking to belle delphine bath water?
The only television programme I've heard anyone talk about recently is "We Run This City"
ktim local council
bunch of corrupt 60 year old gammon and gammonettes
Today I showed my dad a dungeon synth album and he liked it.
well it's a one for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready now go cat go!
famous how
At the end of the day you're the one that mad this sad and pathetic post about people laughing when you walk past them. I can reminisce and thats far more normal than the schizo brainrot main character syndrome you're infected with.
Jason's mom
Has got it going on
me
It's on the schools curriculum
Exams coming up soon
haha zoomer is rattled he's whipping out his cartoons now
would love to shag the /brit/ mum
really pathetic how many millennials here fall for bait headlines about 60% of zoomers do xyz
Some of them are literally convinced all zoomers do not drink or whatever. 95 IQ bait that boomers fell for about millennials.
why are people so evil now
We know what you freaks are like at work and how you are at family gatherings. Asocial, mentally ill animals the lot of you sorry
sad bastard lmao
what are you even talking about “schizo brain rot main character syndrome”, completely made up shite from some seething balding loner in his 30s
cope on
cry
rorke chasing bald pink zoomer arsehole
Yes.
You'll never become a made man
ur a pig
uh mate you posted this Lower your tone when you speak to me next time.
seething balding loner in his 30s
ktimming
Bet kissing a girl is well peng
Heh, you zoomers don’t get it. You see when I was young, I went OUT and DRANK with my MATES! We had good times! We laughed and talked! That simply doesn’t happen anymore! Humans don’t interact! I’m a mong that judges people on their generations and takes pride over the year he was born in! Btw i’m in my 30s and post this here.
bet it stink a wee bit tho x
zoomer melty
they've been radicalised online by the misogynistic manosphere
not really. it's gay. straight men just stick a willy up her
Jimmy Carter
cor
they call me the new Jimmy Saville