/brit/

NO SLACKING edition

hi

so this is rorke

need an AI gf

installing monkey bars on every ceiling in my house so i never have to touch the floor again

Rorke leaving his house in the morning and telling his wife “remember, NO BLACKING”

At mates house

Take a sneak peak inside his mums room

See this

"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"

She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.

WYD?

On the simplest level, Hogarth portrays the inhabitants of Beer Street as happy and healthy, nourished by the native English small beer and ale, and those who live in Gin Lane as destroyed by their addiction to the foreign spirit of gin; but, as with so many of Hogarth's works, closer inspection uncovers other targets of his satire, and reveals that the poverty of Gin Lane and the prosperity of Beer Street are more intimately connected than they at first appear. Gin Lane shows shocking scenes of infanticide, starvation, madness, decay, and suicide, while Beer Street depicts industry, health, bonhomie, and thriving commerce; but there are contrasts and subtle details which some critics[citation needed] believe allude to the prosperity of Beer Street as the cause of the misery found in Gin Lane.

How do normies have the time and energy to pursue women and sex ontop of having a wagie job?
all i feel like doing in my free time is going veg. mode cause I'm so tired from working

mental that people watch the market get manipulated in real time right before your eyes and still think they can win at a game that's set up for you to lose

clean it up wagie scum

Do you realise? Do you realise? If the health department see that video our house could be taken off us?

corr that declan rice brace

That's a fat arse that

what set the porn spammer off

That woman is probably like 30 mate

Fuck that's good. imagine hitting that from behind while she squeals. i need a slampig so bad

just sneezed out a limbless newborn owl hatchling covered in blood and viscera that started crawling around saying "dada... dada" at me

roaring

thinking back the wii was a good console

I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION

HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL

HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION

IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD

there is life after death

That woman

Angela is 40 mate.
What's up with zoomers having facial blindness lmao

you didn't though did you

stop consuming seed oils and grains

no there's not
t. died before

I've been loney

you'll see
you'll all see

Seen the scene where manuel ferrara creampies her and she starts crying out of pure joy
Bit rum

differences innit

Aye
Imagine she throws it all the way back

sorry wrong webm

unc dropping that encyclopaedic knowledge of porn stars and their dates of birth :skull:

mental how you can just be riding your bike along completely in your own world and a black roadman can just come out of nowhere and do something that could kill you
can't express how much I hate these people and the people in power who have forced them into our society at the expense of our safety

Faustian tbf

really loved donkey kong country on that

millennials look their age while zoomers look 34 at the young age of 21.

/brit/ is not a place for you to get ideas for your sex stories

I'm 25 and i somehow look like a teen boy and a 40 year old at the same time

Take this advice from me, the less you move the less energy you have. Your body adjusts to your actions, you have no energy because you do nothing and convince yourself it is the other way round to justify it.
People become energetic through action.

ok gramps lets get you tucked back into bed

moo deng on a mad one

yOu cAnT tHroW pOpcOrn ooF

youtu.be/LMFkKWZOICo?si=qHsh051seMlK1vO5

zoomers look like this after 4 months of lockdown

white people throwing food around

:D

black people throwing food around

:O

half way between being a teenger and a mature adult I look like I'm half way between a teenager and a mature adult

wow mate

No that's not it
I'm super energetic and active at my job, & my job is physically active. In fact I'm incredibly restless and high metabolism by nature

hysterical soylennial insecurity always runs wild at the mere mention of the zoomerCHAD

i know in your country you eat people but throwing people off of bikes isn't ok mate

are deng

niggas have an excel spreadsheet of all the pornstars age i they rocker

teenger

meanwhile this is the average looking millennials in his mid 40s pushing 50.
omds no wonder we have to fuck your women for you

you what you fucking what

Not what i meant. Like I look boyish or juvenile somehow in my features (big gawking autistic looking eyes, small chin) yet old at the same time so i just end up looking kind of freaky
hard to explain, you'd agree if you could see my ugly mug in person

America is just real life GTA at this point

shut up spaki you weird mong

goddamn teengers

i they rocker

They're all wearing dresses, hoping you'll fuck them lad. Pandemic zoomers went stir crazy and became ladyboys.

UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

throwing food around and littering and making a mess in public is bad

Why do you make posts like this? Who do you think you're triggering? We all know this isn't what the average millenial looks like.

Yvette Cooper, the UK Home Secretary, attempted to keep secret a legal case where Apple is challenging a government order to weaken its iPhone backup encryption (Advanced Data Protection, or ADP). Her lawyers claimed public disclosure would harm national security, but The Telegraph and nine other media organizations successfully fought for transparency. Judges ruled that the case did not justify total secrecy, emphasizing the importance of open justice.

The case became public after Apple removed the ADP feature for UK users in February 2025, expressing strong disappointment. The feature, which offers end-to-end encryption for iPhone backups, prevents both Apple and authorities from accessing user data. Apple has stated it would rather withdraw such features than compromise security by creating a back door.

The legal battle highlights tensions between privacy rights, government surveillance powers, and press freedom.

I have a coworker who is 34 who looks almost exactly like that

insane homosexual projection

youtube.com/shorts/63ofx-hUIYY

Thoughts?

I'm super energetic

In fact I'm incredibly restless and high metabolism

all i feel like doing in my free time is going veg. mode

How do normies have the time and energy to pursue women and sex

something isnt adding up here mate.

is he a shagger

hold on I messed it up
here is where the timpanist is so cute and I can't take it
youtube.com/watch?v=QUpuAvQQrC0

Lil zoomer bros don’t drink, don’t have sex, don’t read
WHAT do they do??

i know right its mental, the trap thing was just a joke when i was younger now all of them are taking it seriously and wanna get fucked hahaha
sure mate be sure to apply that skincare routine fast, you dont wanna look 50 when you reach 30.

youtube.com/live/rFSwgPBZeo8

love listening to this while im at toil

unemployed unc sat on Anon Babble in the middle of a workday saying shit like this LOL gigacope

cope

Here's a hypothetical that should shed some answer Adam's attempt at gaslighting:
Imagine there are two people in a friend group, one is known for being moody and rude and one is known for being understanding and kind.
Now imagine two parallel scenarios where the moody friend says something unkind and one where the kind friend says something unkind.

Do you think that, in each case, the unkind word will produce the same result?

What doesn't add up? The body needs to rest
My job is very phsyically demanding
Sometimes I come home and my entire back aches

was just rude to my coworker because bossberg emailed me

If you see British as English does this mean you are pro Scottish independence? You have to understand Scotland is fairly divided on it. It's not simple. If you think Scottish people are that foreign what does it say about multiculturalism? There are Scottish people who believe in British in the same way remainers can believe in European. Its complicated.

I find it bizarre how many millennials are transparently jealous at my youth

it is lowkey a bit sad to see millennials fall victim to tabloid jew nonsense like this remember like 2015-19 it was all the same nonsense shit but directed at them, 60% of millennials are gay, millennials eat babies, millennials are ungrateful
all this achieves is alienating us from our own people which is what the journalist jew clique wants, think about it

So you're not energetic.
I work a demanding job working 10 hours and I still manage to gym and get 8 hours of sleep.
Bet I'm older than you too.

donate to streamers lol

Wish I could exist purely as my conscious my physical form has never brought me any good

when you reach 30

I literally am a 30 year old millenial, I'm just rejecting this bizarre cope that millenials are uber-shaggers.

The good looking one will be taken more positively and the ugly one wont.
That's the only variable that matters.

Why’s he saying unc like a paki?

wagie scum are finally getting what they deserve

26 year old zoomers be like

yeah im still young

shed some answer

Good grief, despise it when I make a mistake like this, it basically completely invalidates your post.

i am but a 33 year old sensitive young man

retarded behaviour
honestly feels like the goal in life now is to get enough money to not have to engage with society or be out in public much

Haha yeah mate its not real.
Just because you're locked in your incel dungeon playing anime video games all day doesnt mean the rest of us are.

I am. I am obsessive in my work. probably the hardest worker there
My metabolism is high that's why it's hard for me to gain weight despite eating insane amounts

new tv 1 stop away

My metabolism is high that's why it's hard for me to gain weight despite eating insane amounts

yeah you're not dealing in reality mate.

Even if the physical attractiveness of a person is a strong determining factor, there are still variations within the human personality that affect said reception. Try not to allow your bitterness at your own virginity to constrict objective analysis.

playing 2 guitars at once is pretty impressive

corrr which one you getting lad? sony bravia or an LG?

idgi

no its snot

ok do it then

Fucking hell. These kids will be the adults of the next generation. We are doomed

I think ik myself better. I have always been restless and high energy
Not sure why this is making u sperg out

lol :)

middle aged mums were wilin at the Fifty Shades of Grey premier

you ever notice how it's only ever the actual obviously autistic virgin lads that accuse other posters of being virgins

OK the attractive one will get sympathy and /or think of it as a joke and the ugly one will be not taken seriously and or be seen to be complaining.

All that you've proved here is the sexlessness of a particular cohort, you have not proved the claim that millenials are shaggers here. In fact, considering the list goes up to 34, you've contributed partially to the notion that even millenials are sexless.
Trolling literally rots your brain, try to stop indulging in it so much ay?

ok just did

ah yes I will pay $20 to sit in a movie theatre to watch a bad film I have no interest in actually seeing just so I can be there when it gets to a certain point where one of the characters says a certain phrase and I can throw popcorn around and record it and post it on my social media account like thousands of other people
yes
I will do that

i'm 47

tomorrows my birthday is it okay to have a day off from the gym

that's just viral marketing

lost my virginity when i was with a girl i got a ticket for not signaling a turn and she felt bad and bounced on it

me & you

All that you've proved here is the sexlessness of a particular cohort, you have not proved the claim that millenials are shaggers here. In fact, considering the list goes up to 34, you've contributed partially to the notion that even millenials are sexless.

Trolling literally rots your brain, try to stop indulging in it so much ay?

omds no wonder this lad isnt shagging

well thats just false because im a shagger and am very adept at exposing incels here.

Genuinely get out of your pongy bedroom mate, the algae is getting into your brain.

you' aren't supposed to be in the gym every single day you retard
5 max

@gork turn me into studio gibli

craving to do something productive

contemplating a virgin walk this afternoon

arsene penger

I look forward to going to the gym. Only downside of gym for me is for some reason i get super depressive later on like 8 hours after a weightlifting sesh

Fucking DONE him
No Spaino, you've been done. You put a lot of stock in your intelligence so I know that one stung.

rip

i go outside more than you mate, i see how people react when an ugly / awkward person does something compared to a confident attractive person.
it's not a that deep.

well thats just false

Mexican Andy has embraced Pho
But /brit/ refuses to because it isn't trad like beans on toast
When will you get over your prejudices lads?

gorking it to 2014 kate upton

why are you following twitch lolcows from 8 years ago

lol why did you reply to yourself

i accept your concession

Mexican Andy

wtf he's still a thing
haven't thought about him in 10 years

Need chips and pepper chicken with me chinkies, simpull as.

love the bimbos of hungary, bulgaria, romania. Very 2000s look to some of these women.

A Minecraft Movie director Jared Hess has responded to the viral ‘chicken jockey’ trend after it emerged some movie theaters are now banning unaccompanied children.

In the movie, which arrived in theaters on Friday, Jack Black’s character sees a baby zombie fall onto the back of a chicken and shouts “chicken jockey!”, causing theater-goers to erupt into chaos by screaming or throwing popcorn.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Hess said he’s been staying up into the night watching videos of fans reacting to that and other moments from the film.

"It's been so bananas," he said. "It's been way too fun. People are sending me these really hilarious speeches that a lot of teenagers are giving right before the movie. It's so hysterical, man. I'm staying up way too late."

"It's weird when you're having too much fun and the cops get called," said Hess.

"It's funny because I think it's just literally cheering and throwing popcorn, which is so funny to me that cops are getting called for popcorn. Yeah, it's hilarious. I've seen so many funny videos. It's great, especially when people are climbing on their friends' shoulders and standing up and cheering for those moments. It's like this crazy anticipation. But, man, I'm just glad people are making memories with their friends and families."

cà ri gà is better

where did you get this pic of me and me cousin shazza

what are Nigahiga and Fred's thoughts on it?

Why do asshole characters like Mr. Darcy make women wet despite being pricks?
Women have always liked bad boys. they just want the bad boy to be a hot rich mysterious dude

looks like cancer man from x files

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I don’t do it everyday. Mon-Fri

He's BAAAAAAAACK

youtu.be/yrn3J8AgQjE?si=PswWA8tlUzB8TTK-

the amount of ai slop on the internet thoroughly worries me

You've abstracted a particular element and made that the essential one. You'd be obtuse to say that there aren't other factors that determine social intercourse.
You're playing the role of a harsh truth teller cutting through the bullshit, but you just come across as sad and bitter. Projecting your incel bullshit on a post that was supposed to be btfoing Spaino, but because you're such a man tall diseased little virgin your brain runs entirely on nervous energy from being sex starved.
Don't reply to me again please.

Anon Babblebros this guy sounds like chris watts

why are zoomers obsessed with wearing dressing?

i literally never stop pumping iron and i have a litany of health problems as a result

how long you in there?
how do you have the energy after your 9-5?

another post invalidated by a typo. sort your fucking life out mate

if you class this as zoomer then you're actually pushing 40 lmfao

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Never once did I mention women

You've abstracted a particular element and made that the essential one. You'd be obtuse to say that there aren't other factors that determine social intercourse.

You're playing the role of a harsh truth teller cutting through the bullshit, but you just come across as sad and bitter. Projecting your incel bullshit on a post that was supposed to be btfoing Spaino, but because you're such a man tall diseased little virgin your brain runs entirely on nervous energy from being sex starved.

Don't reply to me again please.

just let God sort it out

The AI porn coming out is fucking mental, it'll completely replace the normal stuff soon.

I played Minecraft back when it was in beta and then the full release came out. I must have stopped playing before they added chicken jockeys, which was apparently in December 2013.

I'm 29 now

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why are zoomers obsessed with pakistanis and using their slang?

me too
beta minecraft was truly the best the modern one looks weird

people talk about 40 year olds like they're old and I'm only 8 years off that

wow mate you're actually pretty fucking amazing for playing a game before it was popular

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why does mark wahlberg have a jewish name when he's an irish catholic

Usually like an hour or hour 10. I only work part time

35+ year old virgin wizard bedroom dwelling freak troonlennials making up actual fairy tale shite about zoomers again to cope with their own personal failure

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no it wont
it looks like fucking shit and its unethical to goon to it

how long did it take for you to see results?
been at it since Jan 1st and can't see shit
I feel better but don't much care for that. want to be muscly.

why are zoomers not having sex?

It was already popular then, now it's only popular with kids because it's aimed at kids

I was about 14 then yet it looks like it's aimed at 4 year olds now

As a youth, he took part in a number of violent and racially motivated attacks, resulting in a felony conviction

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg

it was originally Wallen de Berg, they're norman

bet 4 year olds are popular with you

travelling back in time to September 10th 2001 to warn everybody about covid

Brutal mogging

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WEN MI FUCK PUSI
PUSI TURN RED
GYMNASTIC
NOW DEH PUSI DED

buy apple stock whilst you're there

why aren't you?

Girl at toil told me I looked like a young Colin Farrell lads. Think I might be in there

do you often bet money on child abuse

*quietly sautés some button mushrooms at the back of the thread*

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*yawn*

bedford

shitehole
also are universal theme parks any good or na

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he doesn't know

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Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".[

yeah that looks retarded

Yeah I was surprised by this, out of all the places to put it, fucking Bedford?

Rorke finding it hard to believe that something that has happened hundreds of times in recorded human history could possibly happen again

why does gen z have such low t?

unc having a melty

mental how some scruffy paki from bradford can become a hollywood a-lister with an a-list gf because he has a half decent singing voice and can make his face look appealing by just doing a gormless expression

I'm something of a racist myself yet my best mate at toil is a nigerian fella, explain that

Sir Theme Parker

any other beautiful and elegant ladies in or is it just me

In terms of national identity, just over 50% identified as English only, 24% as British only and 15% only as a non-UK identity; just over 8% had a "British and other" identity.

Close to london and a labour stronghold

Been feeding the pigeons by me handfuls of birdseed. I reckon they're going to get fat. I just don't want them to become dependent on me

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its still fucking grim and soulless and robotic, literal soylent pornography
think about how indian you have to be to wank to this shit

I don't care about soul when I'm having a wank fucking hell

why is gen z getting rejected from everyone even their women?

prefer the stuff you do about cockneys

look up soylent pornography

soylent green is people by the way

j

T levels decline with age, so even the most limp wristed soy zoom-fag has more test than your crusty ass

survey conducted by the Survey Center on American Life found that only 56 percent of Gen Z adults—and 54 percent of Gen Z men—said they were involved in a romantic relationship at any point during their teenage years

why are 54% of gen z incels?

mums forgot a pack of sausages at the store, that's a karmic punishment for those that she stole back in the day.

Don’t get where this “gen z age badly” meme comes from. I’m 24 and people still say I look like a teenager. Think it must be baldy Milennial cope since they all look like shit at this point.

the internet innit

mental how you’re empirically a virgin until youve had your first footjob

cant have more t when it wasnt there to begin with sunhine, dont crap your nappies mate.

hurr durr if you believe in pandemics you are automatically a vaxtard hide at home maskie good goy

honestly get a grip on reality

Bedford is notable for having an telephone area code of 01234

I started when I was like 16 but not too long maybe like 3 months? Just got to make sure your nutrition is right and you’re lifting heavy

am I allowed to ask that fella how's the war going or will I get banned

Why do foreigners say 'isn't it?' to everything

POO SCRAN

it’s just heatherpaedophile having a melty because something made him feel insecure.

Boomer dad doesn’t understand that in his day women had a limited selection of men to pick from if they wanted a good rogering.
Women were also much more reserved and far more hesitant to complain it you were to slap or pinch their arses or feel them up.
We zoomers just can’t compete when all these hookup apps are spoiling women

lmao

in french at least thats kind of how they talk its all nest pas this nest pas that

Dating apps are to blame

no clue isnt it

Quads of truth

We say "innit"

it's because they have bad psychs

this is the average millennial, does he look balding to you?

if you believe in pandemics

Everyone believes in pandemics you knob, but not everyone believes that the US funded experimentation into COVID viruses wasn't responsible for the covid pandemic. Lot like you cannot accurately describe it, because you're dullards.

24 year old milf

No point dating is a waste of time. Gooning surpasses it in every way
Cheaper, less stressful, and more convenient

sounds like you've been brainwashed by a bad psych, a real bad psych, a tough customer

feel like some millenials get this weird psychosexual jealousy toward zoomers because they were another stepping stone generation where nothing of note happened like with gen X'ers, they cant get over the fact that zoomers/gen alpha are the ones actually making history

His hairline is worse than mine and I'm receding and 32

rabbi[t]

what if i want to be loved by a stranger?

Why's it still cold

meanwhile the average 18 year old.
not looking good Callum.

I want to shag twenty two year olds

You can't even get an online tranny to love you.
Beggars can't be choosers, as they say

unlucky lad

that guy is not me

alri prince andrew

I'm 29 and I prefer older women

That image is pure cope, the amount of blokes who say 'I just have high corners!' when they're just receding is mental.

massage parlor investigations leads to arrests for illicit practices

screaming

you've literally gone from point A to C because covid mindbroke you and now everywhere you see reference to pandemics you see covid vaccines and lockdowns like someone might see an ex-gf everywhere in public

Because gen x parents have been totally negligent in the raising of their kids, so gen zs pretty much have no social skills because their parents never taught them

No mate look at pictures of him when he was younger with his head swept back, unlucky.

Imagine getting a happy ending from the bloke in the top left

Bet top left gives the best wanks

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A TRUE /BRIT/ CLASSIC

What exactly set this bot off and why is it obsessed with zoomies?

what is blud doing there
bro think he on the team

Just age innit, it's rare to not have your hairline recede as you get older.

I got a handy at a massage parlor from a woman that looked not to different from bottom left

you are not wrong. only men know how to please other men

some fellas have those really thick hairlines their whole life and when they're old they look like werewolves

can we talk about how women expecting us to have a full head of hair is deeply rooted in PDFilia... like why do you want me to have the hairline of a child omg

Remember when we all thought UBI, face nappies and magical fauci owchie potions would save 85 year olds from dying? Good times

why is gen z so hard to work with?

just wash your face with a miceral lotion, apply retinol and use spf50 when you go out nigga, its not that hard
also eating a vegetable helps

bad psychs

Mental we destroyed the global economy so 90 year olds could live another year

no mate not age this was in early 10s so he was around 20 years old :)

genetics>avoiding the sun/using sun cream>not smoking>not drinking>staying in shape>avoiding stress>skin care

will this make my skin smoother?
i have been sleep deprived for about 10 years. sleeping much better now but i have eye bags

This is like mine but im 34

fucking belted that cunt back to his mothers womb

eyebags can be caused by poor diet, something about too much water stored in your face
but yes it will do that

rorke can't get over the germ theory of disease and mrna vaccines
leftypol putting science, progress, enlightenment on a pedestal but insisting aliens who hate all that stuff are essential support beams of society because their food is spicy.

who will drop their albatross first

but 18 year olds are balding like this omds

So he was just balding early

fucking hell he was gorg

i like bald girls

do the stuff about glinner and cockneys, stop with the gay hairline shit

caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and immediately fell to the floor and had a panic attack

'''''''

collapsed to the floor in asda

The pandemic effectively ended my 20s a couple of years early which I am a bit cheesed off about
14 March 2020 remains the last time I actually went out on the town to multiple places and then a club

your hair transplant should only be covered by the nhs if you were fuckin before you went bald
of what use is the hair if youre still gonna be a smelly incel anyways

Imagine if you're just lying there on the floor with your phone out posting this.

need a new york jewish girlfriend

trouble at mill

ktim
My town also died and everyones moved to London or abroad to Australia

New york city girlsss they aint so smaaart

Glinner has doxed and molested trans people for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

YEEEESSS THERE IT IS!!!