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pie edition

gay porn
anime
trannies

mate i love this shit when you obviously ask a question for a human response and some fucking dumb boomer posts a ChatGPT response not knowing its just scraping information off the internet.
fuck off dickhead, if i wanted to ask google i'd ask google.

mad how yanks dont have multipacks of crisps, just big bags

might have a second goffee

I accept your concession

wonder if my dad has tiktok

he showed me his instagram once in a bizarre attempt at bonding after I was released from the mental hospital and it was pages and pages of coomer stuff, scantily clad women and such

after I was released from the mental hospital

Trust me, if we keep licking the boots of the billionaires eventually that wealth will trickle down

this is the thread

something to do innit

your dad's the normal one here

dads bloody YouTube history on the telly

I've gotten quite good at doing pour over now, I'm at a point where it basically tastes the same as the overpriced chain shit

vanguard at +5.73%

We're so fucking back people

3rd wank of the day on the cards

chicken jockey

thats what your mum calls my arse lol

mine stop being pleasurable after the 2nd, maybe I'm just getting old

cop or not lads

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but i didnt concede. i said you were wrong you gimp

seiko

yikes

no get a cassio

will have sank a fair bit by end of day would sell now if you need cash any time soon

how is it in terms of faff / cleanup?

I was on the aeropresses for a few years but it's just too much hassle and also the beans or ground coffee cost too much. Yeah the coffee is far superior tasting to instant but the convenience of instant is too great to ignore. I can be slopping down instant brown water mere seconds after the kettle finishes boiling.

grandad watch

was at uni with a yank here in the UK and I'll never forget his face of utter bemusement when he opened a bag of walkers to find six smaller bags inside

How was mental hospital lad

its looking to be a hapa girl summer lads

LOL

Good post

obscure seikos are kino

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Rorke believes this with all his heart

me? prefer instant coffee, grew up on it you see

the cleanup is next to nothing cause you just dump the filter and coffee straight into the bin and you're done
the faff is really up to personal opinion, if you're using preground then the only faff is the pouring itself which is just 3 minutes of watching a clock while pouring occasionally

cant wear watches or jewellery or glasses as they give me autism attacks

making your own coffee

grim, just order it

ordering coffee

grim, just open your own cafe and sell it

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yeah that's because you spam everything else with your bizarre race-themed AI images because you're severely mentally ill

A waste of time really, achieved nothing. It was boring and no help whatsoever. I was by some margin the least mentally ill patient in there and was let go after a week to return to my normal life (with nothing changed).

Was some years ago now. I'm doing better now, but only through sorting out my own life. None of my interactions with the NHS and professionals helped in any way.

Have my own espresso machine and grinder. The coffee I make using those knocks the shite you get from Starbucks, Costa, etc into a cocked hat.

seen this before

you can order from literally any cafe thoughever

Why would I do that when I can make my own?

many are saying this

why do thing when you can just pay to get thing

only the smoothest of brains cannot figure out this quandary

because you dont have to make it, i order my coffee my lunch and if i'm still hungry i'll order dinner too

there's a happa girl at toil but she's very overweight and ugly

theyre baiting
theyre master baiters you see

that's the takeaway pasta ordered

have 2 old watches my grandad gave me and i took them to get valued thinking they were probably ~£500 a piece, turns out one is worth £4k and the other £2k

quicker to make your own coffee

takeaway pasta

nice

get them sold and spend the money on deliveroos

you cant actually explain whats wrong with take away pasta

grandadberg had a gold rolex and when he died the family were all bickering over it but it was fucking ugly and I had no interest in it

tastes better from a good spot though, and saves me the effort

white people love black pilling themselves for no reason

why wouldn't he tell you it's worth 500 then buy off you and sell it for 4k

unless it's worth 8k and he's telling you 4 loool

always better fresh and not spending time steaming in a box attached to the back of an illegal immgirants moped

tastes better

except it doesn't

if a trader is giving you those prices they're likely worth more, anyway don't sell them ~6k will disappear in months but the sentimental value of his possessions will live forever x

catberg kept sitting on my chair
i got another chair for catberg so i can use my chair
catberg decided to go into different room

this argument has already been addressed in an earlier point.

He's done you there

ever shag it

leftypol calls for an internet lockdown when a 13 year old boy watches an andrew tate tiktok for 15 seconds about a bugatti

what they like? haha love cats me

he's done you

yes it does

bugateez nuts

cronem

bet her apartment stinks of cat poo

same can be said for any food. pasta is easy to make at home but the sauce takes quite bit of ingredients so it makes sense to order it in

no, have cuddled it platonically though

there's little point engaging with him mate, he's either baiting or slightly retarded

didnt take long for you to ruin your troll. shame really mate. better luck next time

The only way is up baybeeee

used to fondle dogbergs nips myself

what's the actual point of some italian grandmother standing over a pot of tomatoes stirring it for 10 hours to make a sauce when you can just buy a jar of pasta sauce from the supermarket?

dude the tomatoes taste better stirred for 10 hours

They don't though.

my nigga, you can do better than this

love how you can throw anything into a pasta and it just works, last night i used up my red peppers and the last bit of avocado threw in some garlic onion and cream cheese then mixed it into my spaghetti and it was pengaleng

how is it a troll? merely pointing out the futility of highlighting take away pasta as an absurd purchase if you're reasoning rules out all take away food. i'd bet you don't omit all take away food from your diet

just sneezed 17 times

I don't eat pasta, it's foreign food, you see.

pizza is easier to make than pasta

you're a brainlet if you only started scrutinising take away food when pasta went on the menu

Both foreign muck.

making a pasta sauce fresh compared with a pre-made one does taste much better though and nor does it take ten hours, you can have everything you need to make a fresh bolognaise brought together in the pot in 30 mins and then just slow cook it for an hour.

just sneezed 18 times

doing the pasta bait routine are we lads? yeah

rorke should wear makeup

saw a pic of finnsters bum hole
not great lads
not a pleasant sight

why are white boys so gay

the tranny's arsehole wasn't a pleasant sight? Who could have predicted that

overplayed your hand mate. try harder next time

practicing my dr hibbert laugh in the mirror

link?

mental how we wee and cum out the same pipe but women have seperate ones

I want to eat Emma Watson's fecal matter.

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SCREAMGN

there are very few living musical geniuses imo

just saw an amateur vid where the guy is telling the girl he's shagging to be quick choosing what pizza she wanted for the delivery, very funny stuff

Why were you going looking for pictures of a man’s anus mate?

stormzy

r9k

RORKEY PORKE

190 chuckling to himself in his smelly bedroom as he pumps his sweaty little chode

wrong link im afraid

yeah?

Yeah? Women have a separate pipe for their sperm do they mate? Utter mong

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!

virgin post

on r9k
not linking it as its against the Anon Babble terms of service

virge

What hole do women cum out of then mate? Explain it for us virgins

the cum hole idiot

the fassy hole

poo hole

Raped that incel retard LOL

ah hee hee hee

so this is leftypol

the piss hole because it's piss

sovlful 2000s-era anime women

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mannish features. kidding no-one

Nah what Car Seat Headrest doing bruh

Tried to cut in front a massive lorry carrying a caravan but he didn’t let me so I got stuck on the other side of the road and had to reverse back like 20 cars before anyone let me in. So embarrassing God just kill me now

bro thinks squirt and cum is the same thing :skull:

you lads are a bunch of utter helmets

slurping a black mans willy

anime wpomen with large tits

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Why'd you do that then?

having a 'up of 'ffee lads

bit cold. thought it was spring? bloody bhenchod weather

'kin 'ell lads

insane how reddit the early 2010's chan lingo seems when you read this shit nowadays

Because I just got a new car and gives me this weird confidence

*sslrrrrlllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpfpfpfrppfpfrpffffffffffffrffhfphrfpppppppppppp*

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try explaining this again I don't understand it

going to play my new game all day long and not tell you lads what it is

oooo 'ello x

Ok what bit don’t u get

Anon Babble used to have smart people pretending to be dumb

Now it has dumb people pretending to be smart

give your self a little treat every day x

a pikey just knocked on my door and told me he can see a loose tile on my roof and he can go up and give me a free quote. i said no thanks then he said he’ll come back tomorrow and left

feel like a diarhea is brewing. whouldn't have bought those crisps my stomach hasn't felt well ever since

Kys

the whole thing mate
what sort of 'cut' were you trying on the lorry? cut out of him at a t-junction? cut in front of him on a slip road? tried to overtake him?
how did this result in you becoming stuck on the other side of the road?
why did you have to reverse back 20 cars?
none of this makes any sense

you seem to be a uniquely pathetic and tragic individual. ever tried not being an utter runt?

i'd be informing the police if i were you lad

odd projection

lmao they're such cunts
And then they get to go home and spend all night pounding the shit out of a stick thin 17 year old orange slag with fake tits

tbf the whole 'net was like that back when the majority of people online were in their teens/20s, before everything was normified and flooded with retarded children and demented boomers (30+)

dont know how intersections without lights work frankly i shouldnt be allowed to drive

Pikeys once went round my mum and dad's house when dad wasn't around and offered to jet wash the drive. Mum said no of course and please go away but they just started anyway saying 'no no don't worry maam this will look great!' and then of course, they tried to bully her into paying them £300. Thankfully she's made of sturdy stuff and managed to get the police round while they were arguing about it and off they fucked. Never saw them again.

thats what she tells you mate they probably took turns shagging her arse off in the caravan

um

*rapes you*

same thing happened to twitter and vine

Just had 50 Great British pounds put in my bank from Nationwide as a gift

That’s the ‘kizzas sorted for the next couple of weeks

scraighngk8uj

get in i said get in

99% of pol could just be indian twitter bots now

that's the bag of cocaine s(n)orted

corr got mine as well. it lush

not really

vine was full of fucking retards from the very beginning lad that's the way it was designed, take your revisionist bollocks and shove it up your arse

his pg tip finna get a coat of red paint tonight x

i buy a kizza every saturday

The Big Nationwide Thank You

For me it’s every Friday. A ‘kizza and a ‘bab, best way to start the weekend

The Big Nationwide Fuck You

Based. Get the migrants supported financially.

I was trying to turn on to the main road but there was tons of traffic like bumper to bumper almost. There was a small gap in front of the lorry so I went out and tried to squeeze but then he moved forward just to be a cunt so now I’m on the wrong side of the road and had to reverse back but none of the cars was letting me in. 20 was an exaggeration it was probably like 6 or 7

not had a paki pizza for years

i'll be coming back with the lads tomorrow
needs fixing doesnt it

ai bladerunner hologram gf throwing digital pots and pans at me

getting my batty ripped open

leftypol thanks you for supporting the Islamisation of this country

the vines I enjoyed were certainly retarded but they still counted as smart people pretending to be retarded.

fuck i miss that whole era so bad.

I just miss opening twitter and scrolling nonstop through stuff like this. It's not even that funny, idk why i miss it so much. guess it just felt real

elbowed myself in the hip laughing at a news story of a man trying to set a petrol station on fire with a lighter

Let’s go! I didn’t even know about this

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coal

My local kebabby is run by British-born lads. Bossman has a Hull accent x

Vine was the White Man's tiktok, you wouldn't get it

imagine shoving both your hands up someone's arsecrack and ripping them in half like this

Common scam they do. They won’t come back tomorrow. If you let him on your roof to do the free quote he’d go up and start fucking up your tiles and then tell you how much he’ll fix it for

But they're not white.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE STILL JUST A...

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cleetus... van damme

i explicitly remember using it in 2013-14 and it being full of the same brainless normie niggerslop that ails social media in our time, won't deny vine had its moments but it was probably ground zero for permanently fucking everyone's attention spans and cementing short form slop content as part of the wider internet

Just spent all my nationwide thank you money already

Don’t care, not a racist freak you see

spent mine on gay porn

Spent mine on Amazon for some hair products

rat in a cage

Rorke seething at this (he’s balding)

bet you are under the right circumstances

need a neck massager

leave me the FUCK alone

Cuck.

*sucks your swc*

they're showering

fantasising about black men showering again is it?

standing on a cliff overlooking the raging sea with my norwood IV swooshing around in the gale

i'll post in here

if im allowed and not hated

ching chongs have gotten wise to my amazon investigations
listing a US address as the seller location instead of xingtingping

*runs up to you and farts*

bazinga

*flies through the thread at 100000000 miles an hour*

:3

love watching girls do eating challenges and vividly start imagining what it looked like when it turns to poo, how it smells, if it hurt them pushing it out etc

*blows back his norwood V comb-over*

racismlad twerking his fatty for the drugged up mandem

Rorke’s girl onamadone

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steam profile says 41.9 hours past too weeks, reckon i must look a right virgin to my steam friends (or i would if i had any)

spanked that bitch boi

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don't know much about chess but i do know that people who open with knights are contrarian redditors

grimbo

whats your elo?

scroofsjdfnsdkjfing

soon lunch for me, lasagna today

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always wanted to try online games but i'm scared of losing :P

1100

see ts rorke

i knew this would happen

what hes doing is very smart
but also very dangerous

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on lichess i'm 1700
it's the best move

WAHEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
alright lads

um

What games?

rorke shaking his shit outside argos

been playing my way through the half life games for the first time, currently on ravenholme in hl2
also been replaying undertale and papers please

Jesus Christ died for your sins.

mental that some non-yanks go absolutely bonkers over the slightest mention of trump

dtfic meltie

ripping one of those massive 3 foot long glass bongs on a crowded train during peak hour

*walks into the thread, gets out a barm, poos into it, walks off*

you can do the rump shaker, huh?

need a physically abusive gf who hits me with big mallets

thought you were higher 2bh

You're a non-Yank and you brought it up unprompted

I am the door; anyone who enters through Me will be saved [and will live forever], and will go in and out [freely], and find pasture (spiritual security).

here's how I make a poo barm:
get some fresh poo from the poo shop
put it in the air fryer for 10 minutes
put it in a barm
scran it

didn't ask jesus for this quite stupid of him tbqh

need to start going back to the gym, been struggling to open pickle jars lately

ill enter you if you want xx

is that uncle baby billy

need a schizophrenic bpd suicidal gf

big block this lads
wonder if this happened fortuitously or not

quite right, however i did not go bonkers

nah opponent just played bad
i like anonymous games because i can also do stupid shit

why was tony charged with possessing a gun with hollowpoint bullets?
in court they said the kid had been shooting it to impress his friends for like 2 years, surely he can't have only fired it 17 times that whole time (assuming the gun was a glock 17), so any hollowpoint ammunition must've been acquired by the kid and not tony (even though i don't doubt tony's ammo also would've been hollowpoints)

Lorry drivers are proper cunts mate all been there

my brother is moving to a new role with a competitor company and has been put on gardening leave for 6 months, lucky bastard gets a well paid 6 month holiday

I'm a smelly little reprobate

For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you’re attacking.

ok

if your post a hollowpoint? cos the point, it ain't there

fuck off dtfic you schizo freak

Being important comes with so many perks its unreal

The waiter brought me some delicious poo
Served to me in a shoe
I asked the waiter where this specialty had come from
He smiled at me and said 'Emma Watson's bum'

Scatalogically Yours,

Thunder Road is good

good for him. wish i wasn't so tied to my morals that i wouldn't feel like a fraud had i made a life like that for myself and end up doing myself in

yh wish i wasn't the runt of the family

got SA in brew dog last night

yall lowkey sleepin on angry birds porn

mad how literally nobody in the UK eats tacos but americans go doopin mental over them

wish i had a set of important skills that would facilitate something like this. doomed for mediocrity me

*gropes your willy*

You don't eat tacos?

who touched you lad?

would rather not say

not taking this bait actually x

6 months gardening leave is mental normally it's 1 or at most 3

*it twitches and squirts a teaspoon of green goo on your fingers*

scooby doo

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did the bad man touch your no no zone?

….yh

scream

no
not bait, ask 100 brits if they eat tacos bet 90 of them say no

Ruh roh Rorke

rubbish. you could just draw any cartoon character over australia and say 'yeah look at this mental isn't it'

Mental how fucking empty the place is. An entire massive continent with like 5 cities at max pretty much all on the east coast, with absolutely nothing anywhere else

well you're just ignorant mong projecting your ignorance on to the rest of the nation. many such cases!

intrested in that hyundai elantra

fuck off alejandro suarez rodrigues alfonso reya

those are spanish names, not mexican

how can anyone take aussies serious after this?

Retard moment

you'd know you hispanic taco eating freak

ignorant imbecile. look, listen. learn something about the world antes de hablar

day off toil and had hafl bottle of whiskey already

why

grim

british people would rather eat peas on toast than a crunchy taco with cream

It's 11:02 you reprobate

not at toil

legend

Derek Acorah travelling into a haunted house, the ghost voices are telling him to have a Corr SPAFF..

get it made now NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I drink a few beers every single night
Is this bad
Not getting steaming just a couple to take the edge off, or some wine etc
But it is literally every night after work

I ate your mom's taco and gave it some of my own cream.

is google broken?

new

the internet is full of the advice of poofter doctors who say ohhhh that's bad you shouldn't do that and get vaxxed chud before it's too late!
I want the opinons of real people