dizzee edish
/brit/
not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views
Any strange little pigeon man in
rorke's just a rascal,
rorke's just a rascal,
rorke's just a rascal,
dizzee rascal
Since it somehow isn't already obvious to you mongs, the Glinner poster is heathermong spamming old archive posts from literal years ago
Put those posts into desuarchive and you'll see they've been posted in here shitloads of times before word for word
oy vey
oi vei
just strange and little me
also he is irish
excuse me? what was that? speak up will you
rorke busting nuts to gay porn
Glinner is probably wanking it to the most hardcore shemale stuff imaginable, which is why he's pissed off.
I've been feeding the pigeons who live by me if that's what you mean, I feed them a lot and I recognise them and they recognise me
One is white and dominant and assertive and the other has one leg and is his missus
There's about 13 others who come but I've not semi adopted them like I have these two
mate will you shut up? /brit/ notoriety for being a massive freak has got to be the most pathetic thing to stress your entire life over EVER
just shut up
glinner is based
trannies should all be shot
LOL
NTAYRT but Glinner is clearly a mentalist regardless
He doesn't even take Christmas day off and has lost his family whilst pretending to be a troon on tinder
Whatever you think he's a nutter
feuding with count dankula
um um UM
LGBTQ = PAEDO
You can't post that, that's a fanny.
bizarre innit. ive never seen youth aged 0
Lunch time
bruh
Hate working with incompetent runts.
i propose that whenever heathermong is about we move to Anon Babble
that way it will always mean everyone good comes along with the rest of the thread when we move
any time someone comes to Anon Babble and opens /brit/ and sees it's either heathermong spamming to himself or absolutely dead because heathermong is still trying to spam on Anon Babble despite filtering, the person will understand that oh they're on Anon Babble atm waiting out the heather melty
Anon Babble would just be a bunker for those and over time he will stop due to the starvation of attention
could also just close the tab and come back later
Mad how <actually mundane thing>
yep. arse water on tripe, that's what i'm having for lunch
What are you the thread prefect? Sad bastard.
howling at count dankula pretending to be a supreme court justice and brainlet yanks falling for it
fuck off heathermong
would ideally do a big line of my ket right now but my tobacco delivery is 5 mins away and i don't want to be all ketty telling him my date of birth and that
poo goblins inside me shouting and screaming at each other as they load poo projectiles into the gaping barrel of my arse like a ww1 artillery crew in battle
sscbashaga
Cleaned the car yesterday and just looked out the window to see a bird take a huge splatty shit on it
we have important matters to discuss
mate have some sympathy for the likes of heathermong and spainnonce, this is their only option for their lives
scremaing
Mental how Count Dankula is getting a divorce. He seemed to have such a good marriage with his wife, guess we never know what's going on behind the scenes.
tobacco delivery
I donated over 5000 quid to Count Dankula's legal fees when I had my first job and I wish I was joking.
A lot of you MFs are chicken jockeys
Because you be riding cock
it's healthier than mcdonalds!
literally anyone who projects any sort of fake internet persona is a psycho freak 100% of the time
it takes a certain type of psychopath to sit yourself down and put on a bubbly youtuber voice while you talk to your webcam in your bedroom alone
End your shite life.
WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA
then you leave me no choice
spends all day seething about posts he doesn't like on an irrelevant forum
lmfao get a load of this soft little quim
this is somehow worse than those extreme simps
Project on incel
Asked an older lad at toil if he was watching the football tonight and he replied "I've got better things to do than watch men run around in tight shorts". How the fuck am I even supposed to reply to that?
ask him about the gay porn next
remember back in our day when you only had 5 channels on the telly
mental
call him a queer
you ok mate? been doing this for years now
got the count dankula on
'what video game you playing then virgin?'
why?
absolute MADLAD
can i borrow your ring mate
free speech needed defending
Graham Linehan is just a contrarian grifter mong, remember when he used to also rant about how Count Dankula was a Nazi for the pug video (despite writing similar Nazi jokes himself) only to later change his tune?
Served Count Dankula once when I worked in Asda
Callum McGregor too
what. the. fuck. are. you. talking. about
based
fucking hell just have sex PLEASE i'm begging you
remember when video games had live action cut scenes?
i'll shag him
They were kino
thought about going outside for a bit but I'd just be bored with my anxious thoughts so sat back down instead
Watching the same men who have spent years threatening JK Rowling and Graham Linehan turn on a dime to defend Neil Gaiman tells you everything you need to know about trans activism.
*tries not to get executed in 1939 poland*
im not a jewish persoooon, i can also barely read and write
youtu.be
listen to a podcast or audiobook
Day off today so only went and paid for a brown fella to deliver me some 'donalds x
I'm such a slut
Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded
Graham Linehan
Russell Brand
Lawrence Fox
John Cleese
Eamonn Holmes
Russell Howard
Anyone else?
yeah resi evil, in mgs1 they had a couple cuts to random irl stock footage when talking about MUF (lost nuclear weapons)
kino
Eamonn Holmes
Ended up marrying hot younger totty, hardly ruined his life
Russell Howard
What the fuck are you talking about
finished the whisky bottle yet?
my uncle was killed in his home in a shootout with the poowong constabulary after posting dan andrews covid conspiracies on facebook
but they're all wealthy from grifting every now and then while you're sat on /brit/ all day spainlard
don't respond to food pics
love his kino
raging incel
uuuuuhh mummy I'm cumming
be Graham Linehan
make a joke about trans people being assaulted on a TV show
receive slight minor criticisms
decide at that moment to pivot your life to obsessively focus on hating trans people
make new post on twitter literally every 5 minutes from waking until sleep, every single day, about how much trans people upset you
compare them to Nazis
post your dick on Mumsnet to own the trannies
go on lesbian dating apps wearing lipstick to own the trannies
eventually at some point your children disown you, and your wife leaves and divorces you over your mentally ill unhinged obsession with hating trans people
even most TERFs keep their distance from you thinking you're an unhinged creep
get blocked from twitter for personal abuse aimed at trans individuals
cry on TV about how apparently trans people destroyed your life
swap to making essay length blog posts daily on how trans people are evil
year later, Musk unbans your twitter account
instantly back to posting literally every 5 minutes, from waking until sleep, about how evil trans people are again. not uncommon to make over 100 posts about how much you hate trans people per a day, every day.
at what point is this considered psychosis? when does an intervention need to take place?
half the (You)s are adam samefagging
Homer loves Duff beer and donuts
mad how ugly eni aluko is
Dont get it
poo KEK HAHHAAHHH POOOO SMELLY POO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch this next
youre lying
be you
obsessed over some random irish fella
Superman: Shadow of Apokolips is a video game that was released in 2002 for the PlayStation 2 and GameCube consoles. It was developed by Infogrames Sheffield House.
Anyone else ever play this
to me JK Rowling will always be the woke freak who turned Dumbledore gay and Hermione black out of nowhere despite not writing them as such in the books and called PewDiePie a nazi
and Russell Brand will still be the insane pseud communist who called for open borders and refugees flooding the country
and Piers Morgan is a leftist shill who fellates Islam, Israel and the British police state
Graham Linehan went against gamers to side with corrupt roasties and helped kickstart the era of woke
don't care if they've grifted on chuddy causes lately I know who they are and will not be forgiving them
Kek
you know it's a slow /brit/ day when shit like this starts getting posted
its literally a weekday afternoon in the UK so you're obviously not fucking working just go for a walk or something instead of this banal shite
Nah that was woke.
That was my post originally and he's spamming that too, that's how much of a fucking freak he is
I've only posted that once
no never been a fan of superman
its spaki. he must have dozens of word documents with all this ready to be copy-pasted. he's in his mid 30s btw. very sad individual
sensational post
dankcord on a mad one
Spainpaki still spamming about Graham Linehan
He was literally up until 4am on Monday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh
rorke checking the woke wiki before playing a videogame
oh my daaaays
poo rape
even the biggest SJWs werent this deranged lol
schizo
this place is big enough for more than one troll
Chris O'Dowd came out in support of Graham Linehan this week
Katherine Ryan said she was tired of wokeness (despite being the harbringer of it)
Sam Fender came out this week saying it was retarded to blame white men for everything (and he's one of the biggest singers in the charts)
it's sparse but it's propping up more and more
going with the crowd I guess
screaming
didnt say it wasnt
They're fucking a fetus o algo
Halo, Fable, Oblivion, Mass Effect, Conflict Zone, Viva Pinata, I have spent years in these places in my childhood
so why do you assume its SN
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
good grief
bet you justify this by calling it a 'dirty bulk' or whatever mental illness reddit has come up with this week
jojo bros its over
im not assuming. you're just brand new to /brit/
nope
whats your evidence
remember when spaki had a meltdown for 48 hours straight (no sleep) and he'd post the same thing every thread, every hour.
Even generals are full of bots now. Anon Babble is a dead site
oi..... you.... yes you... why dont you BUZZ off...
check the archives. full of evidence
check the archives for what
not an argument
Halo
Fable
Oblivion
Mass Effect
all woke rubbish
Most people just follow the crowd innit
Just killed another person, I love living near water
Spaki having another meltdown over Gaelic people again
That's how he originated actually
Gay Lick people lol
Lad at toil says he's taking late afternoon off because he's got to go get a filling
I've been chugging Pepsi Max for 13 years and haven't had a crown or filling or anything. No pain either. Teeth are a bit yellow aye but none of this filling malarkey.
How does one get it? Sweets and chocolates?
Because I refrain from such nonsense. May be my edge.
crime stoppers? yeah this one here
it's over pinball bros
Sugar resting on the teeth.
It only says "slightly" because it has gay options. Only mentally ill christian yanks think the mere possibility of gay stuff in itself means "woke"
just fell to my knees at the woolies self checkouts
we fucking won
morgoth having a wee meltie on x (formerly twitter)
thaddeus rorke - the myth of female orgasm
The npc Mary Reed engages in cross-dressing.
this website must be satire
Yes they were
alri freddie
Shut the fuck up
shut yo bitch ass up rorke
peggleCHADS in the house
based, used to like that game
wow rude
wasn't just the gay stuff for mass effect, the alien options were talked about as if it was a degenerate zoophilic game
Wish there was a way to dip my toes into being a tradie, whilst keeping my comfortable cagie job which I was forced to get a degree for
scroll to the bottom
rorke playing peggle
leftypops getting pegged
says a lot about our woke society
Frankly if there's gays in the game it's woke, simple as
All you've done is guarantee another dies and the water is fed again. The doom begins at night. A child will be next
it's mad when you think about how 190 still hasn't killed himself, it's just something you'd assume to have happened naturally
it's like finding out jimmy carter's still alive (back when he actually was still alive, of course)
Max is zero sugar
absolutely adore talking about religion and politics but they're the two things you're prohibited from talking about in polite company
the more taboo it is the more drawn I am to it
vgh I suffer
That's retarded. You should have the option to bum. Like in mass effect or bully. The option is a good thing.
all he does is make a few inane posts on portugese flags and stuff these days hes moved on lad
child will be next
corrr
the steam page it's based on isn't satirical though
um
for me it's trannies. won't watch anything with trannies in
aye but it's still acid
You need a pH < 5 to start rotting away enamel and P.max is pH 2.5
hopefully in minecraft!
Gonna cry cuck?
you haven't though have you
the more taboo it is the more drawn I am to it
gchq? check this guys hard drive
your room temp IQ is not my problem
love the mcchicken it's fucking shit but it takes me back
i accept your concession
this. it's actually less gay that way because you can reject the proposition of bumming.
has the entire bloody planet gone woke
miss the chicken legend me, only thing I got there
cook that shit up quay
Fortnite Battle Pass
I just took a black cock up my ass
Cause I need me
Some BBC
and a Fortnite Battle Pass
take youre meds mate
cat putting his bumhole in my face again
i havent conceded anything. my position remains the same actually.
rorkes are fucking insane
Nah just your poofta faggot country. The last of you inbred freakish natives should neck yourselves. I hate the English
shrieking a gay porn poo
you could not defend your position so you conceded
don't know why they got rid of it hate all the new american stacks and gimmick burgers
screamign
i defended it and provided you the means to find all the evidence you could ever need. not my fault you're too thick to take the next step.
chur bro can i get some fush and chips from your chully bin i heard it's fluppin' fentestuc
my cat does this all the time and my mum says they only do it to ugly people
mad how quickly smartschoolboy9 was memoryholed
ah yes an archive with tens of thousands of posts to search
like referring someone to a library
not an argument
wrong: new zealand also develops woke games. please educate yourself
oh kia ora my wahanu
i accept your concession
intresting how they call it „bar stool” but now im banned from all slug and lettuce locations
There's no time to explain. Come. Take my hand
smartschoolboy9 was the new slender man for spoiled 12 year olds with an iphone
pipetting marmalade up my japs eye
posted a 10 word bait thread on pol and it has 200 replies haha!
he didn't do anything wrong
glad i could bulldoze your schizophrenic mind so easily
room temp IQ cope
I don’t play games. Literally who gives a fuck. Why do you care about that when you have whole towns in your country being replaced with immigrants. Oooh noooooo not the video games! Classic pom bullshit behaviours. Go brush your teeth Benedict
raped that freak in half
lets have a look
right well basically i have a hole in my boxers and my dingdong is sticking out
None of my life even close to resembles a real existence. The plot sucks and my acting skills are poor.
This show needs to be discontinued. It's gone on too long
i have you repeating the same stuff lol
put your autistic brain on factory reset mode
must be a small hole
same but its my arse and a poo is sticking out
Why do you care about that when you have whole towns in your country being replaced with immigrants
nigga this is happening literally everywhere in the western world including you
mental how adolescence got a tv series about a non-existent issue yet smartschoolboy9 didnt.
aye and its on the back of his boxers as well
I won't listen to german operas or songs if the singers aren't ethnic Germans. It's extremely annoying listening to amerimutts trying to perform musical pieces like Schubert's Winterreise, Die Zauberflöte or any Wagner opera. It degrades the overall listening experience severely.
the seether is mad he lost the internet argument lol
Nah bro, nobody is moving to my town. Auckland is a shithole but always has been
love love LOVE "right well" posting
up there with "you see" posting
got 3 beer starmers in the fridge
rule34video tails tickling capture
yodel delivery man sitting three streets away for the last two hours
taking the absolute PISS
auckland is only 53% 'european' and that was 7 years ago
got 4 froth whitlams in mine
get the incels locked up
get your cock up my arse wait what
european? no i'm a pooin
Got 16 Budweisers me
snorted irl
and sissified
As I said Auckland is a shithole
that's too many
Dare I say burritos for tea
um
have to buy 10 cans of budweiser because i drank all my dadberg's this week whilst he's been on holiday
who are you the fucking beer taxman
um poster getting out of line today
um poster rape correction
UM
Might move to Aus so I can mine shiny rocks smoke meth and shag young SEAmonke arse
um
Ralph Lauren tight fitting shirt
Heavy on the aftershave
when i was younger i used to watch irreversible and imagine i was monica bellucci
you may be trans
turn that um into cum
i wish to know more about the um poster
no i'm just gay
grim
um
does your mum know youre gay
he invented the viral gay porn dance
im not really gay i lied lol
remember when i would get dinner then lunch the next day from a chinese takeaway
now with the rationing of prawn crackers and portion size reduction it's merely a single meal you get from the yellow jew
the singular um poster is bicurious, self-conscious and blushes in any sexual situation but is deep down a massive slut
farting violently
ktim
tying up the umposter and tickling his prostate
pinching umposters pink puffy estrogen nipples
hate late shifts
it's like having a mini version of that Sunday "it looms" feeling
Tickling the dog
She is unamused
what in niggering hell is going on in here
fucking bored and horny
UM
black niggers
rip violently
timmy's wife
haha
phwoarrr
Cor blimey. Would fancy a diddle of that birds fanny iykwim
really wasn’t that funny
Aussie samefag mong on a mad one
nack bliggers
90 minutes x
imbecile
timmy giddyingly licking that worn out slit
aussie sounds like something you could call a retarded child named augustus
imagine calling an italian „itassie” or some gay bullshit like that
feeling threatened lil ziedy?
swallowing coins
gwarn rorke
right that's it im sucking the first beer of the day
need to find a wife because my mom is getting too old to do chores
lord
pretty
flacko
JODYE
well?
im horny