/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Jason's mom raised a failed son who will never succeed in life

megabased keep on freedoming

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every day my friends spam my phone wanting to play video games but i've been over video games for years now

roommate is showing me his tattoos

decides to pull up his shirt and show me the one he's got going down to his pelvis

what the FUCK

Nick Fuentes has managed to red pill an entire young American generation against the judeans and I don't think he get enough recognition for it

Correct.

Calvin and Hobbes is overrated

Your mom raised someone with a bad personality who has the need to put others down.

Wild how these niggas held the boreal back for millennia

got banned 14 days for "call to invasion/doxxing" for posting the latest jeet scam

Why are /cum/ jannies so FUCKING incompetent?

i thought it was reddit 20+ years ago

That's fine that you think that, but I disagree

nypa

AKs look cooler

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I won't go so far as to say overrated but if it was released now it would be considered incredibly reddit

Correct. I'm a nice sweetiepie and not a hater. My soul is filled with love.

Woolly mice are just the first step towards creating irl woolly mammoth anime girls

That's very bizarre, must have been the jeet jannies cousin doing the scam or something. TJD

Real man's gun /thread

AKs look cooler. Guns are just funko pops for men, so I like the cool ones

Cringe loser posts

sweetiepie

brown skin detected

must have been the jeet jannies cousin doing the scam or something.

Yeah probably so, cause it clearly was nobody in the thread or remotely related to anything going on here. Fucking tranny jannies, very low IQ

Hello, Icelandic anon! You are one of my favorite /cum/-posters because most of the Americans here are very mean and most of the Canadians are smartasses.

Shut up you gay Nazi faggot loser

This used to be the standard issue for the Canadian military until last year. Stuck with the sissy SIGs now

Seething

Based coolguy posts

When the jannies/mods don't like you they just ban you for random bullshit anyway. We need to lower their pay, they should have to buy passes to be a janny

Real men use knives
100% American made knives

what the hell are you spooks up to

I stopped watching this like 5 episodes in, should I give it another shot? I've seem some anime movies but never watched a series because the tropes are too annoying

I'm one of the nice Americans

Am i not a mean smartass?
That scene hit me just like it hit you

Sigs are an odd choice, I remember in the Army we mainly used Berettas for a hand firearm

idk I only read the wiki

Cummies

It's ridiculous how cuddly dogberg is right now

Real men use knives

HAAAAAAAA GAYYYYYYYYYY

Sam Hyde is super based.

Where's the fucking food, fatman?

You are just jealous because I had just had pic related as midnight snack while you can't get food like that iyc.

That's good. I thank you for your service to the /cum/-community.

No, you are friendly and some of your posts are very funny.

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we did it bros. Factory jobs are coming back :)

Somebody just pancaked into the freeway entrance down the road. Why are people like this

Pancaked?

This nigga shoots his packages open

Honestly it's a miracle that humans are capable of driving as much as we do without it being a constant disaster considering the incompetency of the average person

Imaging working 12h-shifts in a factory when most of your coworkers are Indian.

miga will find a way to justify this

Kind of miraculous we went from unga bunga hunter gatherers to capable of driving at 70 mph with only a few crashes, really.

i felt like a bubble feeling in my heart then a small sharp pain in my neck and now i have a headache

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You don't open your Amazon packages with a 50 cal?!

Apperantly fatal hooning is on the rise with UK youth. I don't know how you manage to kill yourself on a 125cc

I love Central European food

embolism, rip.

This.

This would probably just be temporary while they mechanize the industry. US production would never look like 3rd world production

Are you okay?

At least you can hide in the bathroom to get away from the smell

If American guys were more like Mexican guys they would be higher T and would have more sex

Jason's mom has got it going on x4

What's that? Is that a typical Slavic dish?

t. Pedro Gonzalez

Sup Juan

You should see a doctor and ask for non-MAID services
You'll be horrified to hear that icelanders have no such rights under the law

laptop has no audio

no headphones

no tv

wat do?

i keep think of momberg sitting with her butt out asshole spread open

Correct

I pulled this of that chinese guy who had an AK
reach > pointy stick

i think ill be okay it was weird though

Dumplings, beef ghoulash, and latkas
I had it in Prague. It was delicious, the dumplings were unique, they were like very soft bread

I remember all the coping and seething over the Canada and Mexico tariffs and people were saying Trump caved over and over and would never implement them. Now they've been in place for over a month now and nobody remembers

I'm not familiar with that story

I didn't hear any tires screeching before the crash. Guess they were texting or something

They're excited to be scared and cynical
They are virtues to NPC Dems

god DAMN I am bored

Is this thread pro or anti furry porn?

Toilberg in 12 hours

Pro so that you can get banned immediately

Coworker just made fun of me to my face.

Oh I forgot he was here

What are you saying he's easy to forget?

Fuck em. Not gonna help him much tonight he's on his own
Of course I just took it like a bitch and said nothing. Man I'm a pussy sometimes

I have a thing for women

why do we even bother with blue boards

no eye deer

Toilberg for the next 12 hours

Dude
SAME

My fig treecuttings are rooting!

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We need an orange board. If the porn is good you don't get banned.

I could tolerate porn and gore spam in exchange for poster id's

got linked here from /brit/ whats happening

The funniest outcome of tariffs would be that nothing changes much for either the US or for China, because it turns out Americans have been ridiculously scammy middlemen and sold stuff with like 500% markup, so markup drops to 396% and consumption stays the same.

hiding in the bathroom while at work

That will cost you a quarter for each visit, wagie.

A fag growing a fig, how quaint

Tranny hold.jpg

Reddit tier thumb o algo

Having legally distinct slaves produce everything isn't scummy? lol

twink hand

Are you going to plant them

You should paint your nails.

The "Icelandic" anon is consistently one of the best posters in this general

started solo leveling. actually kind of like it. almost done with the first season

Isn't this normal in your country

Tariffs are sanctions. Sanctions lead to war. Which branch will you join in the war against China?

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I am icelandic
Not "icelandic"

Alt universe /cum/ personalities
Saurhand
Justin
Sister
Brandon
Ratdummy

her name is alberta she lives in vancouver she cooks like my mother and SUCKS LIKE A HOOVER.

i'll just shit and piss in my chair then

What about me

You would do that

No, the toilets at work are always free but public toilets at train stations or shopping centres often cost you a small fee.

I’m keeping one and bringing the other to my mama when I visit her next month

If you lean into what makes you unique you will fit in everywhere

is this actually true

Not if you are uniquelly fat

No.

I was born with and continue to have a vajoona to this day

fuck

sounds like something some teenage white girl would have in gaudy text on her bedroom wall

Haven't gone to outer int in like 4 days now

Ah I see

are you a ftm transgender

Who you be

Why is your thumb like that

but david bowie said it

What the dog doin

Prove it

*Sniff*

the little old ladies waiting in the mens rooms at malls for me to toss a euro in their paper bowl was genuinely unsettling, bizarre, and intrusive
I wonder how disappointed German toilet watchers are when foreigners flush so they miss the chance to examine it

You're not gonna fit a tree in that cup

not helping matters

i took a shower and looked down and noticed i have a few chest hairs!

r/trans tier names

It's true in most respects I think, mostly because people aquiesce to confidence and strong personalities.

*kisses your chest*

post a haircut you want / are aiming for
pic related for me

post butt in your fresh clean undies then

Are you seriously comparing trans people to dogs rn??

No

Name your dog "NiggerFaggot II"

Prove it

comparing trans people to dogs rn??

No, I would never demean dogs like that.

I haven’t done my nails in a while because I’m depressed
I also can’t remember when I showered last

I see trannies on xitter called "Nefertiti Violet Khaleesi Johnson" and they look like the troonjak but way worse

Just accidentally sent a rose to a mid-looking woman on hinge. I’m going to kill my self

I’ll repot them once they have more/stronger roots

Based femcel
Business idea, we get it pics, you get attention

Are you - *her*?

getting really tired of the constant transphobia in this thread

holup is that a dragoon on your book shelf?

I'm 20% sure I have high functioning dyslexia

Tit pics* damn autocorrect piece of shit

Stop being depressed. Just like stop

It's ok schizopoo, nobody likes you anyways

announcing repot

Janny ain't gonna like this

pyfw it turns out to be gock

I haven’t done my nails in a while because I’m depressed

I also can’t remember when I showered last

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GoT is such irredeemable trash. I could tell by reading the free Kindle sample for the first book long before the ultraslop bong series came out.
I'm so tired of retards running every genre, hobby, flight of fancy into the ground with lowbrow sarcastic cuck incest faggot post-sincerity mopecore grimdark fatalist shit.

Buy a cheap Bluetooth speaker

Sent roses all the time lmao. Plan was to say "I just use it as an extra like" because idgas but no one replied to my roses :(

delete system32

*plays Daddy Yankee loudly*

I never saw the appeal. It's just not that great and I'm tired of pretending it's is

Bet you like LoTR tho and will kill anyone who voices even the mildest criticisms of it.

First season was ok

I found him on the ground at the bus stop

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over 1 post a minute

Thats a fast /cum/ holy fuck

Press the mute button again, obviously

I feel u anon, it’s rough out there for us mid guys

This but my penis in your hand

It's a flaming dumpster fire and no amount of budget or weirdly gay nude scenes will ever make it worthwhile
I love LOTR and you can make any criticism you like, but I'm going to call you a retarded jew for mindlessly latching onto GRRM's dick and I will continue taxposting no matter how mad it makes you. You have shit taste and are a big scat fetish dickeater I fear.

I stopped brushing my teeth too. It ain’t great desu

I do this

Idea: use LinkedIn as a dating site

I enjoyed asoiaf and idgaf. The Grey joy chapters in storm of swords were goated. Jaime's too

Same, based

I have dirty short nails atm

I have a anime rec for you Jason where you be at

business idea: start a war with Vietnam

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Are you spinster
Are you crashing out

He won't care unless it's moeshit

The books are good people just be hatin'. The fat fuck will never finish the series thoughbeit

Based

they aren't good you guys are just incestpedos

I unironically average a 9 (out of 10) in looks so I got matches all the time, just my roses were never responded to. My looks are a godsend since I have a 1 in personality and made just over $700 last year.

post a pic

No.

I would be except I have a long distance boyfriend in France

It's moeshit but it's weirdly serious in tone
Sort of like school live

That's a dude

i have kept my contacts in my eyes for about 4 months straight now. they have not left my eyes once, even to sleep. sometimes i wake up and my eyes are dry or they hurt and i just close my eye and pinch my eyelid a little bit to lift the contact up and allow some tears to get underneath and im fine

I unironically average a 9 (out of 10)

Are you sure this will help promote democracy and freedom of speech?

So are you spinster or not
Need to know whether or not to add this to the /cum/ lore

Don't send him money btw

Im a white nationalist who opposes non white immigration and im pro Palestine/anti zionist. I also support abortion because it keeps the black population in check.

Hold up I meant feast for crows with Victarion greyjoy fucking shit up in the arbor and the east
Wrong

Uglybros where we at?

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but I'm going to call you a retarded jew for mindlessly latching onto GRRM's dick and I will continue taxposting no matter how mad it makes you. You have shit taste and are a big scat fetish dickeater I fear.

Only like eight of these insults landed. Do better.

Do you have a recorded log of /cum/ lore?

promote...democracy?

Somebodie's poor grandmother is 1 man short of a squadroon

ur not ugly

haven't used windows in like 5 years bud

for me, it’s high class artsy girls from Mexico City

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AMERICAN WON!!! ISRAEL WON!!! FREEDOM AND LIBERTY WON!!!!

books are bad because no proper consent o algo

Zoomer-esque take, did you seethe about Turin and Nienor as well?

Shave wash face and remove autist haricut

You shouldn't call yourself ugly, especially when it's not true

That you?

mass shooter ah ah cut

Whomst is this dashing gentleman

i'm unironically uglier than jason
it's so over

Niggas will post that they hate jason while also posting about spinster
THEYRE THE SAME PERSON NIGGA
I swear its like some of you niggas havent checked the discord in YEARS

my hair curls when it grows fuck that

I didn't know you wore high viz terry
Hopefully you arent allowed to operate heavy machinery

Spinster already posted tits with timestamp in the cord though

I’m no ears, not that you’d remember me. I’m a 30 year old kind of fat childless women with a long distance French bf (I hate children thoughever) I’m already in the lore, I’m always in this general

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Why are they like this?

I've been at work for 30min and haven't done a single thing yet

unpopular opinion: spinny doesn't exist and every reference to her is 100% fiction

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Never heard of you but you're passably cute
I'm going to give you an e hug ok
*Hugs*

But now I’m 1 man closer to mine

i got banned from the /cum/ 'cord for cooming early during a goon sesh :(

What a big mac a day does to a BEATCH

You could time travel to medieval europe and fit right in

I thought your boyfriend was Mexican

Only the strong get to hang with us bro, sorry
Jason's rules

Can you ugly fat people stop posting your faces and nasty nails(not you, Terry)?

ur kinda cute

How many spinsters do we have in this gen then. Spinster as in aging single girls

Why yes
I like to wear it during my night walks so I don’t get run over

Textbook inferiority complex plus a culture that always sucks up to elites

I accidentally ran out of amphetamines (took my month long Rx in a week) so I’m getting fat again

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Jason you're being mean right now

this place truly is full of degens and freaks, like Anon Babble's retirement home.

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catbox link with the pussy right now

DOWN BAD

Won't dox myself but I basically look like this

That you?

I’m always in this general

Here's my facedox how do I pass :)

no this is me

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Catberg

pic rel
only faggots would notice that

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Crazy how a foid or someone pretending to be a foid can post like 2 times and completely take over a thread

Well don't do that because I know you're better than that
Also, add Yuki yuna is a hero to your watchlist

as an ugly troon yea

jason has no muscle mass

My city is so fucking non white you can see Indians playing their gay cricket sport at baseball and soccer fields

sexsexsex?

mid foids are underestimated in their power level.

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is no one going to print out her phone and cum on it?

Brampton Tier

Grim, woeful even

t. San Jose resident

This has happened several times in /cum/s history.

The Killer Angels is the svperior war novel

You don't know me, bitch.......

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that fit

with those nails

"eyebrows" that go into the nose ridge

ew girl

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seattle?

Urkel

White

Do you live in Dearborn or something ewwww

Why does she look AI generated ? Weird ahh bihh

I live in Kansas City

Just sailed past you guys

how easily u faggots forget...

wut?

Were not in Kansas anymore

wish /cum/ had a hot midget namefag

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How do you avoid all the shrapnel coming from St Louis?

no-ears

Wtf is this an attempt at gaslighting? I've never heard of this /cum/ personality and I've been posting here for 9 years

Bajachan

Spinster

aidsy

Many such cases

I ain't baking the new ngl

St Louis is actually better, the surrounding suburbs are very white.

Why do the Jews keep promoting midget porn? Last year it was constantly all over social media

t. newfag

Anybody remember splorks? She was my favorite, fine ahh bih

I 1) didn't read Silmarillion o algo and 2) don't hate pedos out of some schizo gerrymandering legal belief children cannot consent or be informed, I hate them for being pedos, for their very evil nature. Fun fact the word "bad" is most likely derived from an older word meaning a pederast, faggot, or nancyboy.

jimmie'd a garlic clove shaped booger out of noseberg

do no fap for 3 days

started to get a very strong migraine

fap and cum

migraine gone

what

Bake the new, I'm going to shower and then smoke a lot of weed and fap

I’m not mid you fucking faggot

midget + BBC is the next combo

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Gives a new meaning to "down bad"

Wow what a life you lead are you proud of that?

migraines are generally related to blood pressure, I've also heard sometimes they can be sodium related

too much cum in your balls was pressing against your brain stem and giving you a headache

did you knowed or had the awareness of the statistical fact that blackpipo in ameriga are the most gayest people? and no not just in prison

I’m not mid you fucking faggot

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Can't complain ngl

Baiku had a sloppy loose chain on the ride in today, I need to go easy on her

How about that stonk market huh

I had an inkling

Getting in the shower.

weed is degenerate
fapping is degenerate
videogames are degenerate
shitposting on Anon Babble is productive and respectable

Don't care doesn't affect me

I imagine being a woman and hanging around the most lonely and desperate men on the planet would do wonders for your confidence

Imagine if you posted in a thread that was mostly women and you posted a picture of yourself unwashed and greasy looking like a mess like the femanons do here and then immediately got 5-10 replies worshipping you

Bros

taking 40 minutes to write a DM to a woman in my country

Remember that this is who you’re calling mid when you feel so tough behind your screen next time and maybe you’ll think twice

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Gross

What tier of foidslop is this. What's it called

holy shit that is pathetic

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Blue moon is one of my go to's

vape

golden grahams

coco puffs
bruh

why are you indulging this creature's public humiliation fetish?

i'd be swimming in pussy if gender roles were reverse, when you think about it being 30 yo childless and your only "bf" being on the other side of the world is like chris chan loser tier for women

New.

this is what you'd give to a toddler with down syndrome so they calm down jfc get your shit together

No it’s smores cereal

This would be fine if you ditched the vape

giving a vape to a toddler

Ultra white trash

I’ve been on Anon Babble longer than you. Since 2009. You reply to my posts and threads all the time and have no idea

Literal dog shit

Been on Anon Babble since 2007
Try again chud

Le newfagcred

I’ve been here since 08, please kill me I never asked for this

out of weed

cart has a few puffs left

dispy run tomoz >:3