Brazil? Dangerous? No! You just have to avoid the bad parts, just like in any country!

Brazil? Dangerous? No! You just have to avoid the bad parts, just like in any country!

*half the country is a "bad part"*

ugh, safe and beautiful portugal...

i want schizo foreigners to stay away from the good parts so thats a good thing

i thought that neighborhood doesnt exist anymore

what are we going to watch?

half

the bad parts aren't bad desu. i went to a favela once and everyone was very friendly. some guy with an uzi tucked into his pants came up to me and gave me a bro handshake and introduced me to some big booty parda.

I have lived in São Paulo since I was born and I have never been mugged. But I have been mugged in Paris and New York.

you went to fake favela tourist trap

what the hell is wrong with you, I am not even joking
you need to have zero self awareness to be mugged in NYC

Brazil? Dangerous? No!

literally no brazilian ever

Said no one ever
Brazil is dangerous as fuck. We have 80k murders a years. Do not come here ever

when one goes under, 2 more pop up. it's now worse than ever with slums appearing everywhere, in the capital

São Pardo doesn't have violent crime, it's all about the financial crimes and crack consumption
t. lived there until 14

You country has 10 million fuckers
My CITY has 11 million

The niggest cities in America have less homicides than the whitest cities in Brazil.

That's CIA's fault though to supress the German-Brazilian community (one of the Whites on earth)

I've never even been robbed. I'm not talking about violent crimes. I'm talking about someone threatening you and robbing you. In Paris a drug addict tried to stab me on the second day. And in NY a black guy saying "this is ghetto!" robbed me

Bullshit

Detroit its more dangerous than Rio de Janeiro

funny you mentioning rio because brazilians do the same thing here

rio is all favelas and the most dangerous city and everyone is panicking and bla bla bla

meanwhile i've never been robbed

you're right brazil is very dangerous better just move to portugal

Brazil also is twice the size of Europe

Kaaa ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka kaaa~

Half the country is a jungle.

M-my stinky dump of a city is safe! It's YOUR fault you were mugged. If you saw him coming, he would magically decide not to mug you.

between 5 and 7 women were killed in my state last year
you are coonsuming news from other states and projecting it onto your region

Literally all pt people I know been to Brazil and lived it

half

Damn I wish

I look like that

Brazil is the embodiment of the thirdie paradise meme where everyone wakes up at noon goes to the beach and eats fresh fruits and has sex and dances all night

pop music

Pasmem... aqui você pode fazer isto todo dia de forma bem prática e barata se quiser... mas quem tem vontade de fazer isso todo dia?

Eu mesma só fico no computador o dia todo... mesmo podendo acordar meio dia, ir a praia, comer frutas frescas todo dia, tendo sexo e dança a noite toda... e não estou nem memando...

Eu acho computador mais divertido... pois é...

Mentira… acho que você tem cinco gostosas ao mínimo

Nao tem praia no pardonara

La laa~

Posta uma praia ae do pardonara entao

Only bostilian redditors say this.

As praias mais feias do bostil

Lero leros~

Que praia feia literalmente na divisa com santa catarina porque eles nao queria essa merda deixa pros pardos

kek thirdie dogs seething and the schizo who can't accept his nation is canonically brown is here

why does the bracaco have jaundice?

catarinense chamando alguém de pardo vsf

Nao sou catanirense mas eles sao o unico estato majoritariamente branco nesse pais
Seu estado é de pardo

eu sou filho de catarinenses

Mas nasceu em um estado de pardo parabens

Look at the seething pardos spamming this thread.
Glorious.

apenas SC é mais que PR (por enquanto, esses retardados não conseguem ficar um dia sem promover as cidades deles na internet).

Kkk RS e SP é mais branco que seu estado acho que ate MG e ES tem mais branco que ai contando que os "loiros" que tem ai é tudo eslavomerda