Literally carrying europe on their shoulders while the others bend and suck americans

literally carrying europe on their shoulders while the others bend and suck americans

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Kys retard

They need to nuke Russia ASAP

macron wants to be the emperor of europe

he's a handsome lad, i say you let him be emperor

Macron becomes emperor of Europe

He looks over a map of his domain, sipping a fine bordeaux

The Orphic Hymn to Jvpiter echoes throughout his palace

Tracing his finger across the map, he thinks to himself;

"This baby can fit so much BBC in it"

Why europeans have to behave like cucks, they dont understand right now it's the perfect time in our history to start becoming more indipendent from the US. Build a military, try to attract investors after all the tariffs nonsense, start making some deals with China.

Too many bureaucrats with too many assets dependent on the US/in the US. It's over.

I'm going crazy, i cannot believe we're full of massive retards. Between the retarded Trump/Putin bootlickers and stupid progressives we're killing ourselves. Macron unironically is the only one who seems to have a bit sense and trying to go towards that direction.

what do you mean why? your people voted for that

more like carrying my testicles on his eyelids amirite guise

please tell me who should I've voted for since you're such an expert on italian politics
last time I checked the two main opposing parties are both "pacifists" who don't want to spend money on the military and think we can magically defend ourselves by asking others to be nice, so the ruling party was the right choice

he's a filthy granny shagger

That's better than you, who spends their entire time shagging their hand.

I actually use escorts every 6 weeks

roastie hag detected roflcopter

I defend one Frenchmen, and suddenly every inbred from Norfolk jumps in the thread.

Don't blame them it's instinctive

is it too late to join the French Legion and get my french citizenship?

memecron

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cuck to China instead of the USA

No, but for every 100 candidates, only 15 or are even accepted. If you don’t meet their qualifications, you could be permanently barred from reapplying.

Germany depends on the US to spy on its citizens. The eastern european countries need US money to finance their garrison status. Southern European countries depends entirely of tourism. If they wanted autonomy they should not have accepted the US money after WW2

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Fuck it. Let him, it'll be funny. Who else is going to do it?

The only people in our country with a bit of sense are parties that combined probably cant even reach 5%

Fine for me

thinking macron is gonna save europe

he's a sellout like the other do not get deceived

The idea of a truly united europe terrifies the rest of the world, hence all the zigger botfarms sowing discontent and spreading disinfo.

Caccatalian politics is an absolute meme, we are like kids, completely unable to manage ourselves

it terrifies no one, gypsy

hopefully he does

Because we are old. We need young, ambitious and ready to take a risk population

SeeFucking imbecile

Our "leaders" especially cucked retards like fucking Macron are completely incompetent. Instead of doing some actually God for Europe like for example trying to stop the war in Ukraine they're posturing like retards and completely incapable of collectively putting up a diplomatic negotiation with Russia. The only reason Europe got involved in this shit in the first place was because of the US. And now that the US wants it to end and is giving Europe an out retards like Macron are too stupid and selfish to take it. The only reason he doesn't do is it will make him look even weaker than he already does, especially after all those wasted billions on Ukraine and his ratings will be even lower, which i doubt is even possible. Literally people have to die because out leaders are spineless shallow incompetent wet blankets for human beings.

He wants to not piss his pants in public while portraying a laughably and transparently vain image. Behind that almost comical narcissism lies very deep insecurity and a despicable personality.

it would terrify the world if the "united europe" wasn't another plot to make germany stronger in spite of everyone

The Eastern Euros literally just want even more gibs and anyone who doesn't agree with federalization or is for stabilizing the continent is le zigger to them

Damn, this French anon is pretty cool.

nah, just schizo

we need to EUROvoir and let germany deal with this shit