declare trade war on the entire world
win
this is an american world, the rest of us are just allowed to live in it
Declare trade war on the entire world
They kind of went into suicide mode, like Rome in 5AD.
*5 century
I thought they backed off from the tariffs because their rich people got cold feet
just because you hate Russia it doesn't mean you have to deepthroat America, you know, especially now that they're best buddies with monke
win what? Even when an american wants to buy a true premium car, he will buy a Mercedes, BMW or Porsche. Not a Buick, or a Corvette
It doesn't matter, that they will have to pay more, americans car are cheap, because they're crap, and not truly premium
They lost tho. Today they gave up tariffing everyone for 90 days
nigga you're moortugese
No
Cheetos increased the taxes for China to 135%
Poles became like this on a genetic level long ago
Let's be honest here, everything unitedstatians build is crap
Friendship gained with Poland. Now Poland is my best friend.
Yes
They backed for 90 days
Cheeto will probably be killed on this time
Put the rest "on hold" though.
Panicans btfo
Would be nice if there was a German laptop, smartphone, social media brand
Just a 1% market share would be enough critical mass to destroy every american identity politics pumped garbage company in the mid to long run
70+ countries begging to make a deal with the US
EU literally offering zero for zero trade with the US
EU and Asian stock markets hit twice as hard while US stocks already rebounded
leave it to the europeasants to spin it as a loss kek
why are people cheering for stock manipulations anyway
and the US stock market won historic gains
EUROPE TO FARE WORSE THAN U.S.
Europe is expected to fare worse than the U.S., Goldman warned, as it projected the region's economy could enter into a "technical" recession this year.
The brokerage forecasts "little" growth for the rest of 2025, with non-annualised growth of 0.1%, 0.0% and 0.2% in the second, third and fourth quarter, respectively.
The brokerage expects Trump to implement a reciprocal tariff on the European Union amounting to 15 percentage points, raising the total effective tariff rate by 20 percentage points.
"We estimate that our new tariff assumptions will lower euro area real GDP by an additional 0.25% compared to our previous baseline, for a total hit to the level of GDP of 0.7% compared to a no-tariff counterfactual by end-2026," Goldman said in a separate note on Sunday.
However, in a more "downside" scenario of tariffs, Goldman sees a total hit of 1.2% to the economy which could push the euro area into a technical recession in 2025, compared with a no-tariff scenario.The brokerage said it now expects the ECB to deliver an additional cut in July, along with its previous forecast of a rate cut each in April and June.
I have stocks myself and want to sell them eventually to turn digital numbers into tangible goods. It doesn't help when I lose more in two days than I can save in two years
So did he make those deals
He's in the process of making them, scared that if they dont come fast enough your bullshit western economy built on luxury goods and redundant 20th century inventions will collapse?
US has electric cars (Tesla), space exploration (NASA, SpaceX, BlueOrigin), they run the digital economy (oracle, facebook, X, chat gtp, google, microsoft) and they are literally bringing back extinct species like the direwolf, meanwhile the only thing that the EUpeons produce are gucci belts and overpriced wine (california makes better wine and champagne than france btw)
you lost
No
It's all Truth Social media talk for now
He's in the process of making them
Right. So no deals so far and tariffs are now off. Doesn't sound like much has been achieved with this yet tbqh
I wanted to sell everything after Easter but then the orange retarded fucked everything 2 weeks before my plans would come to fruition.
I planned to put it all on bonds and enjoy a workless life till my death
You don't understand. The freeloaders were SCARED of mighty TRUMP. They wanted to make these deals but China ruined everything
10% tariff is still being applied to all countries except china, he let the EU have a 90 day grace period to iron out a deal. Trump is tough, but he's not cruel, and he doesn't want Germany to experience Weimar 2.0
Haha you're a nice man.
Until now I haven't noticed this was bait. Well done mate, most baitposters never put that much effort
Half of those deals are just people throwing a bone to him just he can say he made a deal.
I'm honestly starting to hate this guy, from the first time I saw him I knew I shouldn't trust him, then the whole situation with Rusian money happened, and now this. Dude is disgusting.
Very nice of him to to let EU have this but I would've wanted to see something in return if I was him tbqh
My political meme folder is getting full of Trump. I might have to create a new one just for him. What happened to the trade deficit?
Benny Johnson literally 5 days ago: FUCK THE MARKET! FUCK MONEY! WEALTH IS AN ILLUSION!
Benny Johnson today: WTF THIS IS LE EPIC!
MAGA grifters are not serious people.
Half of those deals are just people throwing a bone to him just he can say he made a deal.
He just like in his first term China promised to buy more soy from the USA
Never trust anyone nicknamed benny
We're way beyond that.
BACK TO BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
US: 3
Rest of the World: ((0))
You don't call them "miggers" anymore?
Miggers, MAGApedes, chuds, they go by many names.
What makes you think I don't?
trump caved o algo
Sssooooo.... Uhhmmmmm... I don't get it.... Does this mean that.. uhm.... automotive and capital goods are targeted less???? The jobs the deal maker keeps talking about... Are uhmmm less tariffed ??? While consumer goods like are taxed... Sorry, I mean "tariffed"" higher?
Big win on all fronts. Art of the deal
This was all the sideshow of reconciliations and pecking order. Wait for China's perennial overconfidence and corruption to become its inevitable self-inflicted downfall.
The world is going to get weird fast. I suggest that everyone, regardless of where they live, start to make friends with your neighbors and investing locally.
And Germany can't comprehend why somehow kek
uh the global trade war I said would destroy the world wasn't resolved favorably in eight whole days?
poor performance, Herr Trumpler...I had thought better of Americans...tsk tsk...
what are the eurosissies crying about this time
Why lift the tariffs again though if nothing was resolved
trump "caved" (the tariff rate went from 27% to 24% and when Trump came in it was 2%)
Threaten tariffs on the whole world
Pussies out at the 11th hour
Yankoids in full cope mode about it
kwab
americans will suffer and it's a good thing
I wish I weren't so broke I couldn't buy this dip kek
half of these deals are just...deals
but they make drumpf look good!
The same reason they have been since the NYSE was founded: bread and circus. Does this seem truly remarkable to you?
So you are offended the tariffs were place, infuriated about the prospect of new trade deals, assblasted about the tariffs now being delayed, and uhhh what other emotional outbursts of yours am I expected to care about? What a disgrace.
I'm just wondering about the inconsistency. If the tariffs are good stick with them if they're bad don't do them, but that's just my take
?
There is still a 10% baseline tariff
Welp.
America won.
Ok. Have fun paying more, I guess. Enjoy your winnings!
I only buy American.
Does Elon Musk run the White House account? It’s just shitty stale memes.
half of these deals are just...deals
Useless deals
He probably expected the whole world to meekly accept as his outrageous demands on day one. It didn't happened and anyone with a brain knows that the tariffs are terrible so he needed to back down