/cum/ - california utah michigan

/cum/ - california utah michigan

Californiaaaaa

Hannah energy

finished my duolingo study sesh i feel so enlightened

slop. take the immersion pill.

only 8 months until Christmas

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Youtube recs are complete SHITE

i need to set a foundation first

I still have my christmas tree up

I pissed but maybe ishoildnt have raken 4 benadyl

20 is where it starts to get a little fun

same kek, I hardly use my living room so I just don't bother taking it down

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what if you bring a girl home and she sees your Christmas tree in April and is like wow that gives me the ick and leaves and go fucks Chad

no alcohol in the house might hit the nyquil

what if you bring a girl home

Just because it's Anon Babble doesn't mean none of us get pussy

its a shame it gives you dementia because boy it helps me sleep

6 months till i become a 25 year old unc....

left it up all last year, girl came over in July after hanging out at the fair and she just laughed and said she leaves her tree up all year too

foids are just as lazy as us

check Anon Babble for a game to play

my gacha got censored

you should have told her it's only okay when we do it

trying to stay sober and my concession is moonlighting in the alcohol aisle at the store fighting demons before making nonalcoholic purchases

I like sparkling water

had other things on my mind like which Tostitos I should use to make us nachos

foids love nachos btw

thats like being on nofap but still looking at porn

Women do love nachos
Honestly I think they are overrated

What I thought was the biggest mistake I've ever made ended up turning into the best 3 years of my life.

Hyper realistic labia

explain

if you still play after this you're a cuck and they can do whatever they want knowing you'll capitulate

the only nachos I like are the ones I make and the ones my mom makes, anything I've had at a restaurant is way overdone and the cheese is like a leather shoe

putting actual sliced jalapenos on nachos be BUSSIN tho fr fr no cap, makes them hot and your foid will want to drink more to cool off so it helps to get another 1-2 drinks into her

Is it your three year anniversary of posting on /cum/

Why that’s gross

Mine makes me so happy every time i see it
Can't bear to let it out in the cold even though it is a norway spruce lol
I only like quirky mid girls who appreciate indoor christmas tree farmers

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Excellent numbers

that's rape

nachos with queso blanco, steak, pico de gallo and guacamole

They don't get anything out of me playing albeit.

I remember when I was a kid some families would celebrate half-birthdays, with balloons and presents and everything
Weird

only if she regrets it the next day

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gacha games are first and foremost decided by play numbers. whales don't whale for games that don't have players. but whatever, i can already tell you're looking for reasons to stay

i could use some half birthday cake right now

That's how i make money to buy knives

There is nowhere to see player numbers, so.....?

Checked

whales

Redpill me on whales.
Are they all rich, or are there extremely unintelligent middle and lower class people spending thousands of dollars on mobile games?

dogbergs treats smell so good almost makes me want to take a nibble

I moved across the country for a scam, went broke, landed on my feet in another state, and three years later I have friends and a life I enjoy.

Pretty sure they have to be safe for human consumption

how did you land on your feet

Wish I had some fried butter right now

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the reason is because he's a tranny who self inserts as the girls.

They are gambling addicts

Do you have any knives that have baby knives that nestle into them? That would be shweet

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thinking about hearthstone whales for a second, i think it appeals to the completionist part of the brain, trying to complete a collection. once you sink enough money into an endlessly expanding collection that will never be complete, it can be hard to stop. one way they cope is by showing their collectables and feeling superior to the freemium players with no skins or other decorations.

that's how i see it, anyway

I have a kukri with a sheath that has an extra slot for a tiny kukri, but i don't know where it is

do you own a sword

Be careful with those knives
You can't put them back in the sheath unless they taste blood or you're cursed

Cummypies
Im home

i can fix her

kuro is fucking chinese what'd you expect

No. Those are not legal here, but i would own several if i could
I just knew i had some kind of curse on me

rode my bike home today from work was pretty fun actually

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i remember some old internet lore about a guy who hated his family so he paid a bunch of strangers to jack off into a pie and then he baked it and fed it to his parents and it was a cumpie

i feel like the original video used to be on eFukt

I took the first relevant job I could find, took the bus to a neighboring state, worked there for a few months until my credit card debt was paid off while looking for a better job, then found a full time job in town and lucked out because the manager was cool.

fr tho king of the hill was and still is the most goated tv show that ever aired

based hardtail rider

MANY such cases

Any of you bros want to cut my hair?

whats the longest knife you own

ayo what kinda cut u want?

was it a well paid job or just some regular unskilled work? i don't mean to pry just surprised spontaneous things like this can still work out alright with how high rent is these days

Can’t stop watching dinosaur vids

yaaassss

this but TAOFLEDERMAUS vids

Do you like PBS Eons

Giwtwm
Watching edh vids

love the 'is peggy is psycho' youtube video deep dives

Something timeless and classic, yet modern and forward thinking
Something sophisticated and intelligent, a thinking man's hair cut

I'll go with the high top fade

PGR has microbikini so idk, I thought the already safe design wouldn't get raped for no reason.

I hope someone starts a nuclear war or Yellowstone erupts. I hate this world and every government in it.

Watching a PBS one right now but not Eons, do you recommend?
What’s that?

she's not a psycopath, she's genuinely retarded. The thanksgiving episode where bobby upstages her by cooking the turkey and she ruins everything is kino

thoughts on chicago fire?

Elder dragon highland
What used to be the gentlemans eay to play magic but is now what turns local game stores into glorified daycares

Dinosaurs have been ruined for me since I found out the visualizations aren't accurate and we have no idea how they really looked

chicken jockey

The makeshift job was a computer repair job at a walk-in shop, the second was a salaried office IT job. Rent wasn't bad in the state I moved to but it was very high in the first state, which is why I got out ASAP because I was broke.

should've stuck to Spapeggy and Meatballs

OF COURSE ROOMMATEBERG IS IN THE SHOWER WHEN I WANT TO TAKE ONE

Binging with Babish voluntarily checked himself into a mental hospital because he was having a reddit-tier meltdown, and while he was in their on his own volition one of the crazies ended up assraping him LOL.

only a few more months and my wife will finally be in usa with me
just waiting for an interview date

You're going to have to shower when the tub has his fresh cum on it

are you anon who has a brazilian wife?

dats me

hows it going?

The longest non-kitchen knife i own is probably around 4.2 inches

michigan twinks ITT?

pretty good overall because a lot of stuff got approved recently to move that process along. Just grinding away at work though and it makes time feel super slow
How you doing?

*sharpened non-kitchen knife

THIS is what flint water creates????

What is a reddit tier meltdown
That guys a fag but i font wanna mock unless its deserved

tired

All that shit is fucked if its based in china because the ccp doesnt like porn. That why old genshin characters have different default outfits for inside and outside of china, but I don't think that's safe, even hoyo has to bribe the ccp with taxes and paying fines (the revenue from gacha is fucking insane)

he is reddit incarnate so he probably enjoyed it

/cum/ bros

Can you please keep bumping the following thread in the next 4-5 hours?

Thanks in advance

That happened like 5 years ago

drinking milk

I can't fall asleep without alcohol

I fucked her

meanwhile GFL

I want everyone to die violently.

Thoughts on this nigga?

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Based gays don't exis-...

woah

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I'm in Michigan but I'm not a twink.

Perfect C-cup tits.

thoughts?

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Do you take masculine dick?

No. I'm a virgin.

So you only take feminine dick then? odd, good luck finding that

i've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine

No, I take no dick.

playing gacha

You must be at least 18 to post here.

reject gf
become gf

is dasha trying to mimic regan's spider walk?

Amanita tea tonight

Imagine scooping him off the floor in a princess carry and tucking him into bed and kissing him on the forehead and cradling him in your arms.

amanita dick in my ass

Are you a regular consumer of psychedelics

Season 1 of the reboot will be released this year.

No

Bros his name is jeet holy fuck

Imma need a tea too

NYPA

volleyball girls are hot

I will not watch it or be realJoly aware it exists

So she's wearing that makeup on purpose right

I will not watch it or be really aware it exists
How did it grt upside down
I hate this fucking website
I took it sideways because it aleays rotates my vertical pics 90 degrees

No it was an accident

Aww naaaa y'all on some weird shit rn

Going to bed, me.

Holy shit I just found this song again. I listed to it all the time when I was in my sad boy years. I can't remember how I found it.
youtu.be/9NdusgITPvc?si=_LRCoZHK5I5ruh_C

There's nothing wrong with a polycule and it's not the same thing as "polyamory"

What is it then

Loving and being in a dedicated relationship with another person, just like monogamy, except there's more than one.

I'm in love with my gf, and she's in love with me and we'd never have sex with anyone else except the third person we both love just as much as each other and who loves both of.

jason...

samefag retard

By definition and logic polygamy can never be as dedicated as monogamy. Your entire self is a sum. That sum dedicated to 1 means the entirety of yourself is dedicated to your lover. In polygamy that sum is split between two or more people. It is logically, morally, ethically and socially inferior to monogamy in every way and polygamists should be executed as an example to others.

It makes complete sense. Polygamy is literally just monogamy x2, it's retarded to deny it.

No, it's monogamy divided by 2 or more. Retard.

Why does someone that refuses to work for """social anxiety""" even have an opinion on relationships

are you retarded too?

anon is functionally illiterate

mono– A prefix that means “one, only, single,” as in monochromatic, having only one color.

poly– A prefix meaning “many,” as in polygon, a figure having many sides.

Who are you quoting? This general has really turned into newfag general.

Indeed it has

Nipsy hustler

There is no meaningful decrease in resources or time between 1 and 2 spouses.

I'd be in agreement with your position if you upped it to more than 4, but 2 spouses is just as manageable as 1 and neither would be neglected.

This theory that more lovers = less love for each is also BTFO by children. Do you love your wife less as you have more children and have to dedicate love and time to them?

do you ever take advice from ai?

You guys never post here despite being 1/3rd of the general...

Were here and we post all the time

one thing destiny is right about is polyamory. no reason not to have more people in a relationship.

underage

Gr8 b8 M8

thinking back to when we thought the leader of the world would be decided by abortion wagons and handmaiden's tale rape fantasies

I remember when my mom used to buy me clothes like that. She’d always say I’d grow into the pants and I never did. And she still buys me goddam clothes that don’t fit and don’t want. And it’s always weird fucking shit with gaudy designs or polos with zippers. I wish I just ran away as a kid but it’s too late now.

"Polyamory" isn't a relationship, it's anti-relationship. Gamos, marriage, -gamy. Polygamy. Not a couple but a polycule.

DesTINY isn't in a Gamos, he's a degenerate free-for-all hedonist.

Hi Jason

there are already more men than women in dating ages nearly everywhere globally, we do not need fewer men with more women

China

We need less people in general, especially Indians.

Investigate Doggerland

Do you love your wife less as you have more children and have to dedicate love and time to them

yeah probably

gaytroon defending cuck relationships again

lol

We can make a Deutschland, USA and Canada general and name it /duc/.

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Imagine being a lame, green headed duck when these things exist

canadian twink (btm) x american twink (top) is the most pure relationship

Mallards aren't lame

They would hang out in /deutsch/ too. Funny iceland just posted, it's the only country I can trust anymore

would murder for a blue slurpee right now

chad vs virgin

I love when my posts spawn huge arguments

I'm not finna lie some of y'all need to be slapped fuckin badly

It's called a mandarin duck

ancient stone age hunter gatherers probably engaged in polygamy as a pragmatic means of keeping the tribe alive. if a fertile woman's husband died, and every man already has a wife, someone has to breed her.
but none of that has anything to do with us, we're just coomers.

breeding male

incel freak

We need a war in which India fights someone, preferably India

And what's your evidence for this hypothesis

come slap me then lil bro

evens i sleep
odds i rape

Ugh. A chinese duck?

Don't fucking call me lil bro bro

read a book once set in neolithic britain and one of the hunters Hwll breeded with Tep's wife after Tep was gored by an auroch, and I didn't feel the need to look up an evidence-based double-blind MLA-format peer-reviewed study because I don't care avbout winning arguments

Duck is delicious

I know, I know. Still looks neat though.

who wants to be raped by me

Dick* stupid autocorrect

too chewy, in my experience

You are right. The ducks aren't responsible for the actions of the CCP

I found birdshot pellets in the last duck i ate

quack!

Are you a duck?

don't trust you since you smuggled a v into about

When humans lived in caves or in small villages or as rural peasants and men died more often to wild animals or wars and stuff and the mom was left alone with her son and they'd be sleeping together to stay warm and he'd get a boner they'd have sex and that happened a lot throughout human history and it happened with siblings and many humans were siblings with their father or their parents were siblibgs and our blood memory still remembers those days and while it'd be a problem if everyone did that it's actually just not likely and that fear of problems you knee jerk feel when you read this post is actually enough to ensure society is safe from inbreeding problems so you should calm down when someone says they love their sister.

uwu

Have you ever eaten squab or puffin

Probably, but i can't remember doing so
I have also eaten horse meat many times

if you really liked nature and animals you'd like even the chinese ones. I love birds and i'm the birdman of this general and I dislike niggers but I still like some birds that are african because I love birds

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I'm the birdman who isn't racist

I love pokemon
I wish the anime was good and I wish the manga stuck to its ecchi roots

if you really liked nature and animals

I don't really do that, but i don't actually hold it against animals if they are chinese

must suck being a pokemon fan every piece of merchandise is hunted by scalpers who want to charge you 10x the amount its actually worth

Good, good. Not a fan of racism myself.
So can one be friends with birbs or what's the secret behind the webm?

Did you see that video of the guys physically fighting over a pokemon card drop?

business idea: racism

yeah

I don't care about physical media that much, mostly play romhacks and fan games. I wish there adult oriented content, I mean in terms of plot and lore especially considering the fans are getting older

business ideas??? we're all going to look like peasant churls in medieval wessex in less than 5 years. only business you should get ideas about is petty agriculture

workworkwork

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FUCK RACISM

Right, well that's a great job you all have done now. Keep it up!

R

You did it

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K

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3am and my farts smell like pringles
i didnt even eat today just drank beer

black lives matter

Was speed's trip to China sponsored by the ChiCom government?

Have to replace my clutch and it is going to be a pain in the ass

Have to replace my crotch and it is going to be a pain in the dick

Don't forget to replace your THRUST bearing

of fucking course they have been on a spending spree inviting all vloggers and live streamers out to their country

I could give you the answer but I'm le evil racisttttt

Racism is a crime
Crime is for...

kids idols these days are these gamer youtube wisenheimer political faggots who would be making 22/hr in a warehouse if it wasn't for other terminally online smarmy faggots "donating" to them
same with the 5.5/10 onlyfans sluts who 15 years ago would be serving me my baconator instead of being gased up into thinking they're the modern day marilyn monroe and showing their gaping asshole for 5 dollars a month

oh course it was
normal people wouldnt have access to the shit he had access to and wouldnt be able to act in the manner which he did
if he didnt have government support they wouldve thrown his ass in jail

Bike or car? Turbo or na?

Na car
Transverse fwd shitbox with no room to work

its 4 am should i go to sleep? need a professional no jokes opinion

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At least the bolts shouldn't be frozen from the turbo

Well the torque spec is 90lbft and there is no room to fit an impact. They'll feel plenty sticky on my back with no leverage

what the fuck.....

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got pretty drunk after only 5 pints

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gonna goon and go to bed

christmas example

Why should gravity serve urth when it can serve typhon

try smoking some meth

wish I had irl friends to drink with, every time I get drunk with /cum/ y'all decide to be wet blankets

took me 30 years to figure out that shakespeare is actually pretty bussin
idk why they tried to make me read his shit when i was 14
i was too busy skipping class to smoke weed and trying to get laid

shakespeare lowkey slaps

What would you do if shit came out of your cock the next time you tried to pee

why this nigga always cryin

I feel like a /cum/ MvM night would be fun

Its crazy to me that sex is a real thing. I unironically can't even imagine having it, the idea is absurd

i wonder what penis in vagina feels like

bags of sand

kek what a bitch

drop that mindset. you can definitely get laid. there are hideous people with girlfriends, way more ugly than you.

why cant this be a more intellectual general
i swear 3/4 of you in this thread are lowly bred

For me the problem is that I hate evil people and all women are evil, so I can't bear the thought of dating one or speaking to one outside of work. I'm so tired of perceiving the nasty retarded little psychopath gremlin behind the average person's social mask

you came to Anon Babble, then you came to /cum/ looking for intellectuals at 3-5am US time

you did this. im not going to say anything else, if you have any dignity at all you should recognize the situation

its 1:48 ackshually

the wife of Weezer's bassist got shot lmao

I'm a philosopher and I'm on cum at 5am

anyone here

Everyone lost interest in Belle Delphine after she fucked a SBC

no it was when she got shitty new tits

The only flicker of interest I ever had in her was when there was a tiny remote possibility she might end up pissing on video to promote real gamer girl pee o algo

The only flicker of interest I ever had in her was when there was a tiny remote possibility she might end up pissing on video

wojak spam

too coward to reply

gtfo

My understanding was Delphine was popular because she looked 14. Braces have always been a turn off for me.

you are a piss fetishist, you dont deserve a (you)

this but her farting on cam or shitting

there was never a reason to think she may do that though

yea i honestly always thought she was overated. not even hot honestly

I was never very attracted to her, she's not horrible but honestly I find many women I see in real life far more attractive. If it really is because she looks young then maybe that's part of the reason. I've always been a huge fan of the traditional sultry milf look. The refined elegant milf who lazes around in a bathrobe and wears lingerie

yeah she ruined that by getting a boob job

You're a coward AND a Jew, you don't deserve to post on Anon Babble at all

her porn also sucked, bad angles, no moaning and shit

strange projection considering Im neither
still no (you) for you, pissboy

belle delphine would have looked good in a JAV video getting railed by an ugly fat japanese businessman

onlyfans whores dont know how to make good porn

Mia khalifa has an OF and she's made lots of good porn

the best fart porn is made by the japanese

Hang yourself, hysterical kike faggot.

shes ugly

Some do, like twinkiethetwink makes top tier solo dildo and fapping content.

JAV is my favorite but I always pretend the girls in them are white and I just ignore their faces (real).