/cum/ - california utah michigan
/cum/ - california utah michigan
Californiaaaaa
Hannah energy
finished my duolingo study sesh i feel so enlightened
slop. take the immersion pill.
only 8 months until Christmas
Youtube recs are complete SHITE
i need to set a foundation first
I still have my christmas tree up
I pissed but maybe ishoildnt have raken 4 benadyl
20 is where it starts to get a little fun
Here's one of mine
same kek, I hardly use my living room so I just don't bother taking it down
6 months till halloween!
youtube.com
what if you bring a girl home and she sees your Christmas tree in April and is like wow that gives me the ick and leaves and go fucks Chad
no alcohol in the house might hit the nyquil
what if you bring a girl home
Just because it's Anon Babble doesn't mean none of us get pussy
its a shame it gives you dementia because boy it helps me sleep
6 months till i become a 25 year old unc....
left it up all last year, girl came over in July after hanging out at the fair and she just laughed and said she leaves her tree up all year too
foids are just as lazy as us
check Anon Babble for a game to play
my gacha got censored
you should have told her it's only okay when we do it
trying to stay sober and my concession is moonlighting in the alcohol aisle at the store fighting demons before making nonalcoholic purchases
I like sparkling water
had other things on my mind like which Tostitos I should use to make us nachos
foids love nachos btw
thats like being on nofap but still looking at porn
Women do love nachos
Honestly I think they are overrated
What I thought was the biggest mistake I've ever made ended up turning into the best 3 years of my life.
Hyper realistic labia
explain
if you still play after this you're a cuck and they can do whatever they want knowing you'll capitulate
the only nachos I like are the ones I make and the ones my mom makes, anything I've had at a restaurant is way overdone and the cheese is like a leather shoe
putting actual sliced jalapenos on nachos be BUSSIN tho fr fr no cap, makes them hot and your foid will want to drink more to cool off so it helps to get another 1-2 drinks into her
Is it your three year anniversary of posting on /cum/
Why that’s gross
Mine makes me so happy every time i see it
Can't bear to let it out in the cold even though it is a norway spruce lol
I only like quirky mid girls who appreciate indoor christmas tree farmers
Excellent numbers
that's rape
nachos with queso blanco, steak, pico de gallo and guacamole
They don't get anything out of me playing albeit.
I remember when I was a kid some families would celebrate half-birthdays, with balloons and presents and everything
Weird
only if she regrets it the next day
gacha games are first and foremost decided by play numbers. whales don't whale for games that don't have players. but whatever, i can already tell you're looking for reasons to stay
i could use some half birthday cake right now
That's how i make money to buy knives
There is nowhere to see player numbers, so.....?
Checked
whales
Redpill me on whales.
Are they all rich, or are there extremely unintelligent middle and lower class people spending thousands of dollars on mobile games?
dogbergs treats smell so good almost makes me want to take a nibble
I moved across the country for a scam, went broke, landed on my feet in another state, and three years later I have friends and a life I enjoy.
Pretty sure they have to be safe for human consumption
how did you land on your feet
Wish I had some fried butter right now
the reason is because he's a tranny who self inserts as the girls.
They are gambling addicts
Do you have any knives that have baby knives that nestle into them? That would be shweet
thinking about hearthstone whales for a second, i think it appeals to the completionist part of the brain, trying to complete a collection. once you sink enough money into an endlessly expanding collection that will never be complete, it can be hard to stop. one way they cope is by showing their collectables and feeling superior to the freemium players with no skins or other decorations.
that's how i see it, anyway
I have a kukri with a sheath that has an extra slot for a tiny kukri, but i don't know where it is
do you own a sword
Be careful with those knives
You can't put them back in the sheath unless they taste blood or you're cursed
Cummypies
Im home
i can fix her
kuro is fucking chinese what'd you expect
No. Those are not legal here, but i would own several if i could
I just knew i had some kind of curse on me
rode my bike home today from work was pretty fun actually
i remember some old internet lore about a guy who hated his family so he paid a bunch of strangers to jack off into a pie and then he baked it and fed it to his parents and it was a cumpie
i feel like the original video used to be on eFukt
I took the first relevant job I could find, took the bus to a neighboring state, worked there for a few months until my credit card debt was paid off while looking for a better job, then found a full time job in town and lucked out because the manager was cool.
fr tho king of the hill was and still is the most goated tv show that ever aired
based hardtail rider
MANY such cases
Any of you bros want to cut my hair?
whats the longest knife you own
ayo what kinda cut u want?
was it a well paid job or just some regular unskilled work? i don't mean to pry just surprised spontaneous things like this can still work out alright with how high rent is these days
Can’t stop watching dinosaur vids
yaaassss
this but TAOFLEDERMAUS vids
Do you like PBS Eons
Giwtwm
Watching edh vids
love the 'is peggy is psycho' youtube video deep dives
Something timeless and classic, yet modern and forward thinking
Something sophisticated and intelligent, a thinking man's hair cut
I'll go with the high top fade
PGR has microbikini so idk, I thought the already safe design wouldn't get raped for no reason.
I hope someone starts a nuclear war or Yellowstone erupts. I hate this world and every government in it.
Watching a PBS one right now but not Eons, do you recommend?
What’s that?
she's not a psycopath, she's genuinely retarded. The thanksgiving episode where bobby upstages her by cooking the turkey and she ruins everything is kino
thoughts on chicago fire?
Elder dragon highland
What used to be the gentlemans eay to play magic but is now what turns local game stores into glorified daycares
Dinosaurs have been ruined for me since I found out the visualizations aren't accurate and we have no idea how they really looked
chicken jockey
The makeshift job was a computer repair job at a walk-in shop, the second was a salaried office IT job. Rent wasn't bad in the state I moved to but it was very high in the first state, which is why I got out ASAP because I was broke.
should've stuck to Spapeggy and Meatballs
OF COURSE ROOMMATEBERG IS IN THE SHOWER WHEN I WANT TO TAKE ONE
Binging with Babish voluntarily checked himself into a mental hospital because he was having a reddit-tier meltdown, and while he was in their on his own volition one of the crazies ended up assraping him LOL.
only a few more months and my wife will finally be in usa with me
just waiting for an interview date
You're going to have to shower when the tub has his fresh cum on it
are you anon who has a brazilian wife?
dats me
hows it going?
The longest non-kitchen knife i own is probably around 4.2 inches
michigan twinks ITT?
Awll I need is are sawm tastey wayves a cool buzz and auim fauin auauauauauau
pretty good overall because a lot of stuff got approved recently to move that process along. Just grinding away at work though and it makes time feel super slow
How you doing?
*sharpened non-kitchen knife
THIS is what flint water creates????
What is a reddit tier meltdown
That guys a fag but i font wanna mock unless its deserved
tired
All that shit is fucked if its based in china because the ccp doesnt like porn. That why old genshin characters have different default outfits for inside and outside of china, but I don't think that's safe, even hoyo has to bribe the ccp with taxes and paying fines (the revenue from gacha is fucking insane)
he is reddit incarnate so he probably enjoyed it
/cum/ bros
Can you please keep bumping the following thread in the next 4-5 hours?
Thanks in advance
do you recommend
That happened like 5 years ago
drinking milk
I can't fall asleep without alcohol
youtube.com
cant fall asleep without weed
I fucked her
meanwhile GFL
I want everyone to die violently.
Thoughts on this nigga?
Based gays don't exis-...
woah
I'm in Michigan but I'm not a twink.
Perfect C-cup tits.
thoughts?
Do you take masculine dick?
No. I'm a virgin.
So you only take feminine dick then? odd, good luck finding that
i've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
No, I take no dick.
finally got my shower in
youtube.com
playing gacha
You must be at least 18 to post here.
reject gf
become gf
is dasha trying to mimic regan's spider walk?
Amanita tea tonight
Imagine scooping him off the floor in a princess carry and tucking him into bed and kissing him on the forehead and cradling him in your arms.
amanita dick in my ass
Are you a regular consumer of psychedelics
Season 1 of the reboot will be released this year.
No
Bros his name is jeet holy fuck
Imma need a tea too
NYPA
volleyball girls are hot
I will not watch it or be realJoly aware it exists
So she's wearing that makeup on purpose right
I will not watch it or be really aware it exists
How did it grt upside down
I hate this fucking website
I took it sideways because it aleays rotates my vertical pics 90 degrees
No it was an accident
Aww naaaa y'all on some weird shit rn
Going to bed, me.
Holy shit I just found this song again. I listed to it all the time when I was in my sad boy years. I can't remember how I found it.
youtu.be
There's nothing wrong with a polycule and it's not the same thing as "polyamory"
What is it then
Loving and being in a dedicated relationship with another person, just like monogamy, except there's more than one.
I'm in love with my gf, and she's in love with me and we'd never have sex with anyone else except the third person we both love just as much as each other and who loves both of.
jason...
samefag retard
By definition and logic polygamy can never be as dedicated as monogamy. Your entire self is a sum. That sum dedicated to 1 means the entirety of yourself is dedicated to your lover. In polygamy that sum is split between two or more people. It is logically, morally, ethically and socially inferior to monogamy in every way and polygamists should be executed as an example to others.
It makes complete sense. Polygamy is literally just monogamy x2, it's retarded to deny it.
No, it's monogamy divided by 2 or more. Retard.
Why does someone that refuses to work for """social anxiety""" even have an opinion on relationships
are you retarded too?
anon is functionally illiterate
mono– A prefix that means “one, only, single,” as in monochromatic, having only one color.
poly– A prefix meaning “many,” as in polygon, a figure having many sides.
Who are you quoting? This general has really turned into newfag general.
Indeed it has
Nipsy hustler
There is no meaningful decrease in resources or time between 1 and 2 spouses.
I'd be in agreement with your position if you upped it to more than 4, but 2 spouses is just as manageable as 1 and neither would be neglected.
This theory that more lovers = less love for each is also BTFO by children. Do you love your wife less as you have more children and have to dedicate love and time to them?
do you ever take advice from ai?
You guys never post here despite being 1/3rd of the general...
Were here and we post all the time
one thing destiny is right about is polyamory. no reason not to have more people in a relationship.
underage
Gr8 b8 M8
thinking back to when we thought the leader of the world would be decided by abortion wagons and handmaiden's tale rape fantasies
I remember when my mom used to buy me clothes like that. She’d always say I’d grow into the pants and I never did. And she still buys me goddam clothes that don’t fit and don’t want. And it’s always weird fucking shit with gaudy designs or polos with zippers. I wish I just ran away as a kid but it’s too late now.
"Polyamory" isn't a relationship, it's anti-relationship. Gamos, marriage, -gamy. Polygamy. Not a couple but a polycule.
DesTINY isn't in a Gamos, he's a degenerate free-for-all hedonist.
Hi Jason
there are already more men than women in dating ages nearly everywhere globally, we do not need fewer men with more women
China
We need less people in general, especially Indians.
Investigate Doggerland
Do you love your wife less as you have more children and have to dedicate love and time to them
yeah probably
gaytroon defending cuck relationships again
lol
We can make a Deutschland, USA and Canada general and name it /duc/.
Imagine being a lame, green headed duck when these things exist
canadian twink (btm) x american twink (top) is the most pure relationship
Mallards aren't lame
They would hang out in /deutsch/ too. Funny iceland just posted, it's the only country I can trust anymore
would murder for a blue slurpee right now
chad vs virgin
Mallards aren't lame
I love when my posts spawn huge arguments
I'm not finna lie some of y'all need to be slapped fuckin badly
It's called a mandarin duck
ancient stone age hunter gatherers probably engaged in polygamy as a pragmatic means of keeping the tribe alive. if a fertile woman's husband died, and every man already has a wife, someone has to breed her.
but none of that has anything to do with us, we're just coomers.
breeding male
incel freak
We need a war in which India fights someone, preferably India
And what's your evidence for this hypothesis
come slap me then lil bro
evens i sleep
odds i rape
Ugh. A chinese duck?
Don't fucking call me lil bro bro
read a book once set in neolithic britain and one of the hunters Hwll breeded with Tep's wife after Tep was gored by an auroch, and I didn't feel the need to look up an evidence-based double-blind MLA-format peer-reviewed study because I don't care avbout winning arguments
Duck is delicious
I know, I know. Still looks neat though.
who wants to be raped by me
Dick* stupid autocorrect
too chewy, in my experience
You are right. The ducks aren't responsible for the actions of the CCP
I found birdshot pellets in the last duck i ate
quack!
Are you a duck?
don't trust you since you smuggled a v into about
When humans lived in caves or in small villages or as rural peasants and men died more often to wild animals or wars and stuff and the mom was left alone with her son and they'd be sleeping together to stay warm and he'd get a boner they'd have sex and that happened a lot throughout human history and it happened with siblings and many humans were siblings with their father or their parents were siblibgs and our blood memory still remembers those days and while it'd be a problem if everyone did that it's actually just not likely and that fear of problems you knee jerk feel when you read this post is actually enough to ensure society is safe from inbreeding problems so you should calm down when someone says they love their sister.
uwu
Have you ever eaten squab or puffin
Probably, but i can't remember doing so
I have also eaten horse meat many times
if you really liked nature and animals you'd like even the chinese ones. I love birds and i'm the birdman of this general and I dislike niggers but I still like some birds that are african because I love birds
I'm the birdman who isn't racist
I love pokemon
I wish the anime was good and I wish the manga stuck to its ecchi roots
if you really liked nature and animals
I don't really do that, but i don't actually hold it against animals if they are chinese
must suck being a pokemon fan every piece of merchandise is hunted by scalpers who want to charge you 10x the amount its actually worth
Good, good. Not a fan of racism myself.
So can one be friends with birbs or what's the secret behind the webm?
Did you see that video of the guys physically fighting over a pokemon card drop?
business idea: racism
yeah
I don't care about physical media that much, mostly play romhacks and fan games. I wish there adult oriented content, I mean in terms of plot and lore especially considering the fans are getting older
business ideas??? we're all going to look like peasant churls in medieval wessex in less than 5 years. only business you should get ideas about is petty agriculture
workworkwork
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FUCK RACISM
Right, well that's a great job you all have done now. Keep it up!
R
You did it
K
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3am and my farts smell like pringles
i didnt even eat today just drank beer
black lives matter
Was speed's trip to China sponsored by the ChiCom government?
Have to replace my clutch and it is going to be a pain in the ass
Have to replace my crotch and it is going to be a pain in the dick
Don't forget to replace your THRUST bearing
of fucking course they have been on a spending spree inviting all vloggers and live streamers out to their country
I could give you the answer but I'm le evil racisttttt
Racism is a crime
Crime is for...
kids idols these days are these gamer youtube wisenheimer political faggots who would be making 22/hr in a warehouse if it wasn't for other terminally online smarmy faggots "donating" to them
same with the 5.5/10 onlyfans sluts who 15 years ago would be serving me my baconator instead of being gased up into thinking they're the modern day marilyn monroe and showing their gaping asshole for 5 dollars a month
oh course it was
normal people wouldnt have access to the shit he had access to and wouldnt be able to act in the manner which he did
if he didnt have government support they wouldve thrown his ass in jail
Bike or car? Turbo or na?
Na car
Transverse fwd shitbox with no room to work
its 4 am should i go to sleep? need a professional no jokes opinion
At least the bolts shouldn't be frozen from the turbo
Well the torque spec is 90lbft and there is no room to fit an impact. They'll feel plenty sticky on my back with no leverage
what the fuck.....
got pretty drunk after only 5 pints
not with that attitude
gonna goon and go to bed
christmas example
too drunk to goon again
Why should gravity serve urth when it can serve typhon
try smoking some meth
wish I had irl friends to drink with, every time I get drunk with /cum/ y'all decide to be wet blankets
took me 30 years to figure out that shakespeare is actually pretty bussin
idk why they tried to make me read his shit when i was 14
i was too busy skipping class to smoke weed and trying to get laid
shakespeare lowkey slaps
What would you do if shit came out of your cock the next time you tried to pee
why this nigga always cryin
I feel like a /cum/ MvM night would be fun
Its crazy to me that sex is a real thing. I unironically can't even imagine having it, the idea is absurd
i wonder what penis in vagina feels like
bags of sand
kek what a bitch
drop that mindset. you can definitely get laid. there are hideous people with girlfriends, way more ugly than you.
why cant this be a more intellectual general
i swear 3/4 of you in this thread are lowly bred
For me the problem is that I hate evil people and all women are evil, so I can't bear the thought of dating one or speaking to one outside of work. I'm so tired of perceiving the nasty retarded little psychopath gremlin behind the average person's social mask
you came to Anon Babble, then you came to /cum/ looking for intellectuals at 3-5am US time
you did this. im not going to say anything else, if you have any dignity at all you should recognize the situation
its 1:48 ackshually
the wife of Weezer's bassist got shot lmao
I'm a philosopher and I'm on cum at 5am
anyone here
Everyone lost interest in Belle Delphine after she fucked a SBC
no it was when she got shitty new tits
The only flicker of interest I ever had in her was when there was a tiny remote possibility she might end up pissing on video to promote real gamer girl pee o algo
The only flicker of interest I ever had in her was when there was a tiny remote possibility she might end up pissing on video
wojak spam
too coward to reply
gtfo
My understanding was Delphine was popular because she looked 14. Braces have always been a turn off for me.
you are a piss fetishist, you dont deserve a (you)
this but her farting on cam or shitting
there was never a reason to think she may do that though
yea i honestly always thought she was overated. not even hot honestly
I was never very attracted to her, she's not horrible but honestly I find many women I see in real life far more attractive. If it really is because she looks young then maybe that's part of the reason. I've always been a huge fan of the traditional sultry milf look. The refined elegant milf who lazes around in a bathrobe and wears lingerie
yeah she ruined that by getting a boob job
You're a coward AND a Jew, you don't deserve to post on Anon Babble at all
her porn also sucked, bad angles, no moaning and shit
strange projection considering Im neither
still no (you) for you, pissboy
belle delphine would have looked good in a JAV video getting railed by an ugly fat japanese businessman
onlyfans whores dont know how to make good porn
Mia khalifa has an OF and she's made lots of good porn
the best fart porn is made by the japanese
Hang yourself, hysterical kike faggot.
shes ugly
Some do, like twinkiethetwink makes top tier solo dildo and fapping content.
JAV is my favorite but I always pretend the girls in them are white and I just ignore their faces (real).