/cum/ - california utah michigan

/cum/ - california utah michigan

That's my dinner from a few nights ago, why are you posting it?

The overwhelming majority of Arabs and Muslims, including the Palestinian Grand Mufti, unambiguously and aggressively supported Germany in WWII.

I should eat more veggies ngl

i wouldn't be proud of admitting that lil bro

I need to move to an east asian neighborhood

Official Hannah thread

California mentioned

That's where I liivvveee in Los Angeles County

i need money, preferably without working

get some parsnips, they're delicious.

youtube.com/watch?v=2qI6IOmd7V8

Imagine eating this good.

i'm posting from oregon
don't tell OP

my condolences

Do did Lehi lol

A person living in reality looks at this map and starts making plans for a post USSR America where we create a new white nation out of the blue.

But a clown living in an LSD delusion babbles about manifest destiny in Greenland and Canada.

Wtf

Better believe I buttfuck emcees from the rear

Best I can do is a fiver to pinch a fat guys nipples while he jerks off

oregon

They aren't cute to me and without that, they are just loud, smelly and clingy animals

I can't take texans seriously

we must secure the original 13 states for the white race

I am proud.
Here's a meal I has a few years ago

therapistberg says there's still some good in the world.

mind and palette of a 6 year old.

When was the last time you used x (formerly twitter?)

maine aryan gods stays forever winning

Look at hims tiny paws

It's a girl cat

you can get finely crafted, of good quality, well engineered aesthetic things produced at mass scale for cheap though. A ballpoint pen or a bearing for example

fatty

I use it every day for hentai and gacha news and a little poolitiques.

every day
it's how I communicate with 2channers

jewish trick.

you need to blackpill your therapist on the J's

What bicycle was anon looking at getting? I'm curious

I'm of healthy weight

i need to be loved bad
where do i fnd an egf

Whenever I have to take a shit

damn that info really needed your time and money going to some pseud to figure out?

You can't eat pork because you're jewish

A throwout bearing for my clutch is fucking 85 dollars
That aint cheap bub

I go on it for news but it's increasingly becoming impossible even for that it's actually a train wreck.

Or knives

Yum

I had pork chops for dinner. Try again.

save some chips for the rest of us bud

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Jason

You're a secular jew.

Lying

My toenails might actually be host to a fungal life form or several

That's very common

What color are they
Probably amputate to be safe

goon sesh soon, be there or be queer

I could beat up 90% of you

based Pringler

Because I called you a child (which you are)?

eating tartinables

I've had a fungus toenail for over ten years.

with nasty ass unwashed freaks yea

Who said nice things are necessarily expensive, though? They often are but not always. Sometimes they're more expensive for no reason, sometimes there is a very good reason

I'll send you a picture once they plop into my toilet, niggertard.

How is pizza childish? Grow up.

damn I want taco bell

Pinky is blackish. Rest look normal

better nip that in the bud before you have to wait a whole year to not see gnarly toenail

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedrooms
sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Fuck it I'm taking tomorrow and friday off. 4 day weekend sounds good and i have to use my sick days before i give notice

My graphics card ($960)

Burger King is fucking disgusting

after gta 5 i'm just not going to buy gta 6 and not just because it will probably run like shit on my pc

Throw a tantrum for 100 posts that'll prove me wrong.

That's fucked up. Mine is just kinda yellow. Seek professional help.

the onion rings doh

they had the best chicken tenders ever until they got rid of them

i have a 5700xt, 8gb i think

Gay tactic to try when you came in looking to have an internet debate with one of the greatest internet debaters of our age

Either it gets better on its own or i die. No inbetween

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Jason, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to bald Britney Spears?

I post like 5 times a thread, I'm usually posting on other boards or playing a game or looking at art or erotica.

Pizza, but for adults

i'm just talking about big toenails taking forever to grow back and if you get a bad fungal infection it could take a year to look normal. you just stubbed your toe

me too

simple, rustic

"Italian" pizza

gonna get ready for bed, back in 20 minutes and i'd like to see some mid foids by the time i return

completely wasted the day and I hate it

Based and primed the first plague marine test model. He’s sitting under a heat lamp to cure the primer a bit faster. Going to try a heavy drybrush sickly yellow green color scheme on him tomorrow.

awful

I post like 10 times a thread

could use just a little more dust or dirt

Lmaooooo this guy

Just died on turtle wow. Wasn't my fault, but now my hardcore is dead and I uninstalled.

I post like 5 times a thread

has there ever been a least true statement ever posted here?

then switch it on 'em and be productive at night, starting now

Based

Tonight's dinner

just found out jason is trans

he also claims to be straight while dumping trap doujins

Have come to terms with the fact that one day a nigger is going to kill me and my parents will go on live television and say they aren't racist and that the black criminal who killed me is the real victim

a least true statement

that's literally feces

careful, you're going to go over your 5 posts

Pizza de macaco

VERY curious error

like

When you order fries in India

still loling over that esl leaf saying "King Author"

why are you lying to yourself and us, tranny?
every other post is you overtly or samefagging yourself.
it's an extremely stupid hill to die on.

Don't see you guys posting any food, stay mad

Ewwwww

bitings hands that feed (You)s

What's your problem bro

Lotta yanks in here

J's mom wish she could cook this good

I've only ever posted my mcds meals here
Might do so soon

strong woman always have fucked up faces, it's probably the roids

You need to grow up.

this coming from the gay manchild

an early goon is an interesting proposition

aww poor tranny is upset. how will i ever live with myself knowing i caused such mental turmoil :(

You driving to get it or delivery?

Just made a pound of extra thick bacon and realized I might actually like non-thick better even though thick is shilled as being better. Makes you think

You think?

Desperately need to piss before I can sleep but the normals are lurking just outside my door

now i want bacon wrapped dates.

Usually get it in the restaurant so I can get refills

thin probably gets crispy easier if you like crispy bacon

Thick is better until you reach the point where it's too thick to get crispy

files.catbox.moe/kqlr6h.webm

assert yourself and make it known you are taking a piss. marking your territory

This is a woman btw for anyone not getting it

I'm comfortable with my sexuality and emotionally mature. Act your age instead of being a bitter little incel.

emotionally mature

if you're gonna post a catbox link it better be porn

why don't you have a piss jug

hello

roommateberg is always in the kitchen when I want to make dinner

The delusion is very strong tonight. Must be because I upset him.

I used to live like this, but i had a sink in my apartment

so? go in and talk to them ffs you LIVE with them

wazup

*Headpats you*

so I cant use the stove while he's using it, dummy

fart loudly to drive him away

Lingering delusions of dignity

sup

Getting late. Time to call it i think

tears in my eyes clapping so proud that jason has finally embraced his identity as a black woman

8:30

late

there you go again with that shit, nigga the stove has at least 4 burners what the fuck are you both making that uses more than 2 burners each

finna put your head in the oven

It's 20 to midnight in America, Jose.

Oregon is white

If I take 4 benadryl I can potentially fall asleep for a few hours without pissing and they'll be gone when I wake up

he cooks like 3 things at once and uses the counter right next to it

Crazy how hard it is to watch all sports ball games
You have to subscribe to like 2 or 3 networks and have cable

Today's my birthday bros

You're gonna wake up in a puddle

There are literally no good games, I'm just gonna be playing New Vegas forever.

so maybe plan your meals and make them before OR coordinate and you can make something to enjoy together like pasta

or just be hungry and mad while he stovemogs you. actually a very alpha thing he's doing, beta wolves have to wait their turn while the alpha male feasts on the fresh kill.

nta but how tf do you get into this position where you have a roommate but you're too much of a socially awkward bum to function if he's around?

Why don't you just piss I don't get it. Don't you live at the place? You're allowed to take a piss Lol

I'd say rediscover old classics, if you aren't a zoomer that can't stand old games

he hasn't tried iron meat

L

Newsberg reported last year that it would cost like $1000 to watch every football game because of all the exclusives

My slaveberg has been a naughty woman tonight…

it's cause only lesser iq normies watch sports of any kind so they take full advantage of that

if thats gayson he's quite literally too stupid to finish daggerfall's tutorial

hello beautiful

who says I cant function you moron, He's using up everything in the kitchen I would be using to cook

You cannot suffer in Brazil with beautiful Brazilian women

pause on tariffs

except on canada and mexico

Charlie's going full Chris Chan

Wtf

There's some kind of foreplay ritual going on outside of my room and I don't want to have to see it

at least now penguin island can renegoiate

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

i wonder if that mid foid has n00dz

she probably does every girl has n00dz in 2025

Should i get mcdonalds or some gas station sandwiches from cumbies?

they want you to join in

Waiting for a girl to decide she wants to have sex with me

You mean flirting? Or what

America must vore Canada and Mexico.
It is our destiny.

Get a threeseburger at bincoes

and so you failed to communicate to him that this is a problem for you. maybe he doesn't know your fat nigger ass wants to use the kitchen because your fat nigger section 8 ah ah mouth is glued shut with social anxiety and so he just does whatever.
use your WORDS.

I hear occasional giggling

Mcdonalds

fuckin bodied that anxious stovefag he hasn't made a peep

What if dadstein is licking mombergs vajayjay while she licks his gentleman?

Why room with someone if you can’t even talk with them what a retard

why room with someone if you cant even interject your way into a threesome

Some people have social anxiety you piece of shit

i want to go to japan. japan calls me but i have no money

Anxiety isn't real

need some hot clussy A$AP

Some people are forced to rent with subhuman filth

I simply dont understand why people freak out about taxes or hire advisors. Ive been doing mine for like 5 years and it takes me MAYBE 45 minutes on turbotax or H&R block

what happens in those 20 to a room indian flophouses in toronto when one of them brings a chick home

HOW do i move to a small town in hokkaido with my (future) husband if i dont have money or husband or japanese citizenship

didn't teach me in school o algo

Are you just filling out a 1040ez?

me either but tis literally just reading the numbers off your W2 and putting them in the box it tells you

This has never happened

i hear they're running low on rice farmers, maybe go do that.

Are you a woman?

I guess?

this your latest wet dream?

Sorry bro cumbies calls

brown people have to live in okinawa

want to play PC games

right hand suddenly starts hurting me

oh well

my dad does his from scratch, without any software.
he mails it directly to the irs.
he also has a shop in the basement, he built a swingset and bikeshed in the backyard, and builds circuits without a breadboard, just soldering.

i'm better at HOI4 though

it's a lot more complicated when you're married and have assets and are trying to expense as much as possible. usually people who hire someone ran the numbers and they save more than they spend on the accountant because of all the greasy little tricks they know

more like Okinigra

1040EZ is the simple tax for if you just have a job and don't have property or investments or a business
It gets more complicated the more you own

i'm 25 and i like 18-19 year old girls does it happen to you in your gay cuntry thank you

I did my taxes on turbotx and it took like 20 minutes

people like your dad are my favorite type of people on the planet, genuinely a dying breed

Bussiness idea: convince women that they can charge magical crystals by masturbating with me

cute but i was thinking more of like i opening a bakery or some shop or store or restaurant or bar there
uhhhhhhh kinda
im white latina and have freckles let me stay...

The last girl that I dated was 8 years older than me and Asian.

we need to regain this lost art...

remember when the democrats lied about taxing billionaires?
shame on the goyim

Must be nice to be a basic W2 employee, although turbo tax gouges the shit out of you

The last girl that i dated was really fat

do you know any japanese?

Did she sit on your face

I paid 0 dollars and got it before the day they said i should expect it

i made $132k last year and the lady who does my taxes will still get me a nice fat return, got a few thousand back last year

gonna buy night visions goggles soon but they're like $10k

I wonder what its like to have a GF
I am extremely mentally unstable so i will never know

Fat or chubby?

imagine having a second mentally unstable person following you around criticizing and wanting favors

I love face sitting

posts on /cum/ and eats at cumbies

arigato sayonara
ofc i dont i just got that idea bc im watching a lot of video of people in japan and omg its so comfy
but i dont want to go to tokyo like its ok to visit it once or go there sometimes but to live i think its too much too crowded thats why i like hokkaido

it's like having a friend you can be your total self around except you get to have sexy time as well.

Gn

Obese
No
She almost burst one of my testicles when her ass cheek or some other bit of bulk clapped it while riding me tho

don't let your dreams be dreams.
visit /djt/ today and get started. or, /lang/ honestly. it's a little less autistic and beginner friendly.

Kek

How many pounds we talking?

Ronald McHitler

The archives should have a thing where you can type what words you don't want to see when searching for a post

this you?

going for high score

we need to bring motown and doo wop back

flying former fat girls like a kite once the tariffs come back and the famine starts

You just got to take what you can get you know what I'm saying, some times she may be ugly and obese and it is what it is

this, but fascism and death camps

Laughed hard

been going to that "meet 6 random people for dinner every week" app thing

have been going for a few months now

have a stable group of like 6 people who I talk to and are pretty chill and I know

way way more people know me, and have talked to me, that I have literally no recollection of, but do know me and walk up to me and talk to me

a few of them are even cute girls

I have zero idea how or drive to convert these into dates

am I disabled, I went on this to meet people and get a gf, but outside of this one group I have no batteries to talk to more people and have no fucking idea how to flirt or ask someone out
maybe I AM retarded

Fucking grim

ok ty
why do we need to put effort to accomplish our dreams? p.p

What do you need night vision goggles for

mad how if we actually did unite with Canada, albertan + texan + alaskan oil could make the unified country entirely self-sufficient and everyone's living standard would undeniably skyrocket and there'd even be a snowball's chance of restoring anglo supremacy.

but we had to screw the goddamn thing up and run our mouths and act a damn fool, fuckity fuck mcmotherfuck nothing good EVER happens. I'm sorry, I'm sorry leafs

Chubby Asian girls are very sexy in my opinion

Its hard to tell and i never asked. I'm sure it was around 300 due to height. Probably over
Give the plapjak an extra 20 lbs and yes

Trying to picture your skin tone

mostly WW3 but for now so I can hike at night

yeah sucks I am fat and have loose skin at the worst areas

if everything was easy, life would be awfully boring.
the struggle makes the day you do achieve something all the more sweet.

What is wrong with you?

I fucking hate moids so much

Because they like chubby Asian girls?

Give the plapjak an extra 20 lbs and yes

bro..

I'm imagining that yellowish negroid color that dominicans have

She was really nice
I lost the weight since

I would be careful. Night vision has gotten so good that you might even be able to see demons and shit

Alright I come with options again tonight
Synechdoche, New York
Adaptation
Buffalo 66
Midnight Cowboy
Harold and Maude
Which one should I watch
I wanna bawl my eyes out like I did with Paris Texas

I’m not allowed to like Asian girls but your allowed to fantasize about life in japan with a Japanese dude? Make it make sense. I also like Indian Latina arab women too and European of course

i'm counting on it.

Highly doubt that's actually your original post

Synechdoche, New York

Adaptation

One of these

love yellow women
love brown women
love black women
love white women
simple as

midnight cowboy is both fun and heartwarming
never seen any of the others. i've heard S,NY is both gigabrain and pseud

THE PHANTOM CARRIAGE
or

not buffalo 66, if you have any shred of adminration for chloe

I really enjoyed buffalo 66 but it’s more weird with super good filmography not really sad

only 10 more days until my exs birthday and she comes crawling back and like it hasnt been 10 years since break up at all or anything and then we get married and I can teach /cum/ about segs

KEK

will you be a good father to her 3 fatherless mulatto children from other men?

youtube.com/watch?v=dJS_2D-Mens

It looks like a comedy with a weird, probably undeserved love story. Is that right?
Also who's chloe
Eternal sunshine is one of my favorite movies and I really liked being John malkovich so I'm thinking these would hit
Do you prefer one over the other?
Never heard of it
Convince me to consider

yeah, but it's also the LAPD so there's a 98% chance she walked outside and they started shooting at her instantly and she just fired back in self defense

LAPD are the biggest n*ggers in California

?

lapd doesnt shoot to kill when its a white woman huh

if the last thing i see is some overweight black kween throwing it back i wouldn't be too upset

4 mogs.

OH HO AND YOURE MY WIFE AND THAT WAITER

Do you prefer one over the other

Synechdoche New York is more emotional, but Adaptation is funnier.

Marry, Kill, Fuck, Mistress
Based on the soles and toes

this is the sweetest, most loving woman in cinema history and the main character is a gigantic piece of shit. once youre caught up to things by about....the third act or so you'll be sobbing bitch tears

greater likelihood is that the officers are diversity hire goblinas who can't aim, most cops are actually terrible shots beyond 10 feet

You slept for 3 hours?

I fell asleep at around 10pm or so!
Have you slept at all yet

I'm at work

Can’t stop watching dinosaur vids