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Humble Farmer Edition

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sir i love indian sir i lloee indian i ant to be indian i wantt to inmigraate to indian i want tto hindu llern sr sr

wealthy Indian American heiress Anjali Ranadive with her sneaky link fiddy cent

Indian girls in America got a type

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who the fuck is this guy and why does he keep popping in my YouTube feed?

wtf

KWAB
meanwhile in reality

but we'll take your best

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What do Indians think of their own people living in Africa? Do indians get rich by staying in Africa?

They're alright. I've met South African Indians before, probably some of the most thuggish diasporoid Indians you'll find, especially strange considering they're Gujarati.

we takin errythang

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It's not an actual black person, it's a wigger who's obsessed with this shit for some reason.

I have a questions, why are Indians doing in Africa to begin with? Why don't they go back to India? Is it because they are more prosperous living there?

indian men overseas are inevitably outcompeted by more virile men

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They went there during the days of the British raj as colonists. The British actually wanted to create a new Indian homeland somewhere in East Africa for some reason, but that never happened. They became a fairly prosperous middle-man minority for which the blacks there still resent them. In some cases they were expelled from whole countries like Uganda, there was an incident there when Idi Amin demanded that an Indian businessman give him his daughter, as they were both Muslims, but the businessman and his family managed to escape so Amin deported all Indians in rage, they mostly went to the West and formed a secondary diaspora, so you some prominent Ugandan Indians in the West like that Kash Patel.

Why don't they go back to India?

I guess most of their families have been in Africa for generations so they must consider it their home.
There are very ancient relations between India and East Africa too, the Indian ocean trade was massive and you find Indian ancestry, especially Indian paternal descent along the coastal regions of East Africa (though not as common as Persian descent in the region). This peaks in Somalia where there are whole tribes that are ~10-20% Indian.

reminds me of this kek

Daaaaang thanks

I need a job but I have 0

timmycels are so obsessed with BBC, now they are imagining it with women from other races kek

Yaar kaaly logo ky lund itny lamby or moty kaisy ho sakty hayn? Isky peeche kya kahani hy?
Mujhy to dekhty hy darr lagny lagta hy.

Aisy kyu bol rahy ho pyary?

wdym int compatible? does it let u download video without sound?

another day of being embarrassed to be indian, I cannot think of a single more humiliating thing to be than to be an indian

youngest billionaire in africa is an indian from gujarat, but he's muslim or embraced it

most of the black-indian fights in africa are organized by whites or chinese to destroy indian businesses

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This peaks in Somalia where there are whole tribes that are ~10-20% Indian

which tribes ?

nvm, it was an old claim I heard in a video but I can't find any studies about it, I guess it's similar to those claims about South Arabians having some Veddoid component based on appearance which turned out to just be a ghost African hunter gatherer population and convergent adaptation.
There's definitely a little Indianancestry in the horn of Africa though.

How often do you switch jobs? I'm 6 months in with a low pay and not much growth or learning. Should I give at least 2 years here to not look like a job hopper even though I am not learning much.

lfg

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yes, Anon Babble compatible webm without audio can be downloadeed directly from youtube videos and shorts

get a government job and invest your time in side business instead

Unfortunately, I don't have the time or means to start preparing for it as I'm the sole earner in my family of 4. I need a steady flow of at least 20k/month to survive and my current salary is barely above that margin.

well then you shouldn't be wasting your time here on Anon Babble. Also make sure to not make children unless you can provide them a good standard of living.

kek always some gujarati. why are these mfs so good at making money? no wonder they are called gujews

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyopnoeWMvg

18:20 - 19:08 kek

how'd he get rich?

like every other rich man on earth, duping and scamming the normies

can you teach me how to do this

I am going soon to Varanasi --- Agra --- New Delhi --- Mumbai

and I want to coom. Hows dating in india? Will I be beaten to death by some kind of angry hinduist brother or dad if I use tinder?

they teach it much better in US

Hi going soon to Varanasi --- Agra --- New Delhi --- Mumbai.
Im dad hahahaha

many indian guys use fake female profiles to scam
but make some before coming here and verify

ive seen many white boomers in mumbai and delhi with indian girls but dont know if they are prosties

Will I be beaten to death by some kind of angry hinduist brother or dad if I use tinder?

Not guaranteed but in some of those parts it's not unlikely either, go to some other country if you want to coom.

I personally don't think you'll need tinder. just try talking to girls at hostels and clubs

you can be useful too. I am entering india through Nepal. I am going to Kathmandu --- Chitwan and I enter india from there.

this is what I am afraid of. Fuck.

I dont want to go somewhere else, I am fapping to indian porn since I came up with the trip

but I want to fugg locals

I will marry a rich zamindar's only daughter and become their ghar jamai.

afraid

no reason and we do not beat up foreigners. though you will just a lot of attention

4 and 5 star hotels are cheap and do not care about unmarried couples or guest visitors though budget hotels might not

nepal

nepal is much easier and there is prostitution larping as massage centers in Thamel

Wtf ??

Varanasi

don't bathe in ganges
always wear a face mask
don't eat street food
make sure to take interest in religious happenings around the town because that's what varanasi is known for.
www.incredibleindia.gov.in/en/uttar-pradesh/varanasi

Agra

visit agra only if you are interested in Medieval Architecture. There is nothing happening there other than that. I would suggest you tu visit Lucknow or Delhi instead if you are particularly interested in Mughal Architecture and culture (food, art etc).
www.incredibleindia.gov.in/en/uttar-pradesh/agra

New Delhi

whats even the point if you have already visited agra at this point. I would suggest you to skip Agra and visit New Delhi if you aren't particularly interested in Taj Mahal.
New Delhi (old parts of city) is Agra but more culturally intensive as far as Mughal culture is concerned.

Mumbai

I don't know.

Lively day today , why don't anons throw some history bits here instead of daily (kaun jaat ho)kanging

Ofcourse shady monopolies

but I want to fugg locals

yea, you'll meet plenty of locals at hostels and clubs. Being (I assume) white you shouldn't have any issue picking girls up at a club.

I just personally think tinder will be more work than its worth. idk.

I dont think there is anything for me to say.

and I want to coom. Hows dating in india? Will I be beaten to death by some kind of angry hinduist brother or dad if I use tinder?

you are safe to go in Urban regions like New Delhi and Mumbai.
You are most likely to succeed in Mumbai and it will be safe if you don't ignore the blatant red flags.

kaun jaat ho

nobody has talked about caste here since last week.

Bhagalpur mentioned

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prostitution

I had an std from them in thailand. I dont want to risk it anymore. I had to take antibiotics for 22 days it was crazy. I want to fuck your aryan goddesses.

wtf?

always wear a face mask

is that mandatory or for my safety?

agra

yes, I want to visit taj mahal, I only have a day for that and I will go further to delhi. In New Delhi I want to visit Akshardam I heard its nicer than Taj Mahal, and the lotus temple.

What red flags?

My sister was in Kathmandu 5 years ago, can I still check the goddess from the balcony?

False , that russian comes with that genetic distance image every 3 days

also I don't think you will have any safety issues. Just stay away from rural areas of bihar. don't try to fuck absolutely impoverished villagers, just stick to trying to fuck in the big cities and you'll be fine

I'm seriously telling you, you don't need tinder. just go to clubs and try flirting aggressively with women.

the North-Western martial race kanger/Braj or West-UP Lohana/West-UP Syed finally found peace I think

is that mandatory or for my safety?

summers are TOO dusty here. Always wear a n95 mask while going outside like me.

yes, I want to visit taj mahal

then you should go to agra. You should visit other sites mentioned in the links I posted previously.

will do
thanks bro

What red flags?

it should be quite obvious to you that women who want to engage in casual sex are going to be more westernized. they'll have american accents, watch western tv shows like white lotus, etc.

any girl that doesn't fit this archetype, you should avoid. even if you pay for a hotel I guarantee you you'll run into some autistic situation where a girl tries to introduce you to her parents or something. or starts crying the moment you suggest having sex. idk. just play it by ear I don't think you'll have any problems fucking

can I still check the goddess from the balcony?

yes sure

what is that

Here's my weightloss plan with a calorie deficit diet.
I'm currently 66 kg and aiming to lose around 10 kg to look better. I'm skinnyfat rn with manboobs that I acquired during teenage and haven't lost them till now.

Morning - 2 gheeless paranthe with black coffee
Afternoon - Stir fried veggies like pic
Evening - 1 black coffee
Night - Stir fried veggies with 1 roti

Im vegetarian so please recommend some protein options that are actually affordable. I'll occasionally be lifting weights at home after my 11 hour workshifts.

its related to biological sciences and archaeology and has nothing to do with caste per se.

Probably Khatri or something but I've realised you can never really be certain.

Do 72 hours fasts every week

pulses, hanged curd, paneer, rajma beans, soyabean chunks.
don't stirfry, learn to eat it boiled with salt alone.

Kumari, aka living godess
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumari_(goddess)
TLDR: Taleju godess got mad with a king and said shed only meet him in the form of a young teenager girl from the shakya clan so after a process the choose a young girl to embody the goddess taleju until she bleeds when they find another replacement. The godess is actually south indian

unko apnee choochay pila do yaara

from the shakya clan

are they still found in nepal ?

taleju = telugu people today

is this why telugu slop movies are popular in nepal

The whole caste kang comes from muh steppe %

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Yea its a caste here
l o l

buddha belonged to shakya clan.
Its almost impossible that shakyas managed to survive as a distinct people for 3000 years. I think they migh be larping. We have similar larpers in India like Mauryas, Yadavas, Gurjars etc

probably not, probably are mixed with others. no way to verify because no bodies

are they mentioned in any medieval archives as a separate clan ? that way we can tell if they are really legimitate or not.

There's is a people found there called "Newar" which is the same word as "Nepal" who are intermediate in race between North Indian and Tibetan. Most are Hindus but over a tenth still profess Buddhism, some among them claim descent from the Shakyamuni.
I think it's possible that they are descendants of remnants of the Shakya clan who migrated to the mountains and mixed with the natives there. The Shakyas in antiquity were said to have been destroyed by the Ikshvakus of Kosala. Perhaps some fled North. I also think that the current Rajputs in the lands East of Kannauj are contiguous with the Kshatriya clans of antiquity, based on their ancestry, as they are genetically unlike the Rajasthani Rajputs (who are more Gurjar like, remnants of Harappa) and closer to the Brahmins of the region.

I dont know, the shakya casste are newars from kathmandu which is relatively a new habituated location so even if they moved there i dont think its verifiable. The history of kathmandu's inhabitants is tied to hindu stories about krishna and a tibetian female bodhisattva and the first people in kathmandu are said to Gopalas who are also said to be followers of Krishna. I dont think theres any archives that have such records but if you were to check maybe start with the gopal vanshavali

useless info no one gives a shit about

rajpoops

kshatriya

Everything wrong with heenduism

I see. Thanks.

Mauryas are 100% larping but Gurjars are probably not. I can't say about Yadavs. I think it's unlikely that they are descendants of the Vedic tribe of Yadava but Ahirs are probably descendants of the Abhiras, they were still known by that name in certain regions like Bengal or Maharashtra. The relationship between the Abhiras and Yadavas was contentious even in antiquity, certain Puranas conflate the two and call Krishna and Radha Abhiras while others claim that they were unrelated and even antagonistic. Abhira might've also been an umbrella term for various different pastoral tribes.
That's honestly fascinating, I recall that there was actually a dynasty called Abhira or Abhira-Gupta in the Kathmandu valley in the 6th and 7th centuries.

a lot of speculations

I suppose you're right but the vibes feel right to me

Zarathusthra Spitama

Dad's name

puroushaspa

Mom's name

dooghdova

was he just another self hating Brahmin?

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self hating brahmin

many such cases

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Maine chadtag ka course khareed liya (matr no so ninyanve rupaye mein). Ab saari ladkiya mere lund ki diwani ho jayengi.

funnily enough he was probably closer to a Pathan or especially a Tajik than Iranians from Iran proper

modern ?

Yeah, if you want to go into genetics then Tajiks are the descendants of Sogdians and related East Iranic peoples who converted to Islam and lost their language, started speaking Persian instead. Avestan was an East Iranic tongue, Persian is West Iranic.

I wonder of there are there any Aga Khanis in Tajkikstan or not.

I am abandoning all discussions of caste and history, always devolves into the same bullshit. Better to quit while you're ahead.

According to Buddhist stories, Shakya clan got extinct during Buddha's life itself due to a massacre committed by the king of Kosala kingdom.

pajeet my son do not give up

we still have to decipher the indus and brahmi script

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Brahmi is already deciphered

yeah in the Pamirs, very few in number though

thanks to Brits, btw these were the same Brits who translated Vedas but the Hindus reject their translations due to racial connotations in Vedas.

When I was a child, I used to watch this movie a lot on our dvd set. I loved it.
When I grew up and learnt about ratings, I found out that it was a massive flop...

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those rats are everywhere

And Mughals translated Upanishads. Helping it to spread towards west.

www.youtube.com/shorts/_iOGBchVj4k

Yaar ki gail chale,
Kafila tharan ka~

I am also from aforementioned newar community

Are you a descendant of Shakyamuni?

are newars kshatriya ?
www.youtube.com/shorts/w_tZl7Wriuk

is anyone?

cauliflower farming

this is why we are poor

atleast farm saffron or cardamom and sell it to mlechhas at 100x margins

Is there any strategy game , in which I get to fuck someone with monopoly on goods

Should I keep getting this haircut? I'm 26. My colleagues who are in their 50s keep telling me that I look unprofessional with it. What IS a "professional" haircut? What am I supposed to do?

A bowl cut is what they mean by a professional haircut. Next time ask your barber for that.

why are you listening to corpo slave boomers