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Already buckbroke the cronem sorry lad, that's just how it is. I don't make the rules

Bad psych editions are always free of cuck posts :)

So the guy spamming the shitty psych edition is the same guy making shitty posts, makes sense really

They're not though lmfao

SELECTA

Timmy Snr calling the Gherkin reception asking where his daughter Katy is at LOL

This thread is better, simple as

how rorke was born

when cronem bashing his big boy baton down katy's lil back and her phone screen light up its timmy wishing her good night

Yeah unfortunately you're still a cuckposting gimp lmfao

New thread

/brit/ is kill

I can parse nothing from your sentences

Don't remember asking

She had too many Red Stripes so Leroy carried her home

anon acts cocky to make up for his lack of self-confidence

1.

Yeah?

utterly mental that i can goon all day long while normies have to go to work and be miserable.

life just isnt fair for the neurotypical

little caprice is the only pornstar i know of who's in her 30s and still looks fresh

in all these chicken jockey videos it appears to be only young men in large groups throwing the popcorn and toilet paper

where are the Gen Z women in all this?

flint and steeeel

a mere month ago

AI is going to make us all obsolete in a matter of months so why bother looking for a job

bing bing wahoo

never seen it in a shop I buy it from amazon

watching platoon (1986)
was the vietnam war really just mostly walking through the jungle looking for charlies to kill?

I'm on bennies

Sea Salt (80%), Rice Flour, Spices, Vegetable Powders (Onion, Garlic), Natural Flavour (contains Celery Oleoresin), Yeast Extract, Anticaking Agent (E551).

Got some new trainers on for toil today
Hope they don't make my feet sore

AI can't do your job lmao
It lacks intelligence

Andi Land has yet to wall.

death heat levels already in April

rorke still refusing to believe climate change is real

get them posted la

Asian boys are so sweet, if you show them some affection they are all open to making out.

winter banished FOREVER

sunshine, shorts and warm weather to region eternal from now on, as it should be

Modern warfare is mostly moving from place to place while planes destroy what's ahead

not enough rain in England

Surely a first.

24 degrees kills the british man

i think military officers should be required to spend a few years in an enlisted role before they can even qualify for officer training
the IDF does that you know

Queen are the most reddit band to ever come from Britain

Loads of bird poo about the place
What have they been eating I wonder

brighton rock is their only good song

who gaf about that call of duty shit

interestingly part of the reason why the IDF got btfo so hard on october 7th was that their command had been totally taken over by special ops task force types who believed tanks and large ground forces were obsolete, the only thing needed were occasional night raids by the spec ops divisions they graduated from, along with economic apppeasement, as tens of thousands of gazans crossed the border to work in israel every day
then they got exposed and the whole upper echelon has been fired.

I believe it's real I just don't want to be told to alter my life trying to fix it so that mongs in this country can retain the moral high ground meanwhile developing nations burn more and more coal each year and we ship our used car tyres over there to be burned in giant heaps.

Global CO2 emissions are at their highest level ever right now as I type this. This time next year they will be even higher. Up and up, forever and ever. So no I won't be doing anything on the grass roots level that inconveniences me while companies charter five 747s out of China full of iPhones to dodge tariffs. Nah I'm good cheers.

You shouldnt have killed the Gaels then x

Consumer emissions account for like 40% of total emissions so obviously you do contribute
As does your wasteful lifestyle

It's crazy how some of those people at that rave which got massacred on Oct 7 don't have any trauma from it since they were high on acid

what's a stock and what's a bond

Today's my birthday lads

I never knew we had the same birthday

stock is what you use to make soup out of, bond is a fictional spy character from books and films

A stock

crikey thats an arse

happy birthday lad

happy cake day!

and let's see the breakdown within that 40% shall we hmm

ah yes it appears I'm not responsible for so much after all. I think I shall indeed continue to do nothing.

Do you think you're in the poorest 66%

i am

STOP living a normal WESTERN lifestyle because some people in jungle clearings and mountain villages are still using Ox!

I shant

Well you're obviously not

I’d like to go to Miami this summer but I fear I’m too broke

Presumably blacktized

im the bottom 30-40% poorest people in the world

Okay so give me

A job within five minutes of my house

Oh you can't

get to hustlin then bruh

compared to the wealthiest 1% fucking everybody is poor

climate change wont be fixed under capitalism because the ecnomomy is based on consumption

it's also interesting that on that day the gazans effectively culled a bunch of their 5th column supporters, since the only people willing to live in the border region were xenophilic liberals who believed in solving conflict through socratic dialogues and cheered when the IDF disengaged.

and also...erm...british culture...aston villa bros, is Emery finished?

why, it looks like a shithole

booted up my encrypted live distro and am opening up torbrowser. time for a nice goon sesh

ok give me a cheap electric car then, or cheap and high quality public transport, or an underground system in all major cities.

oh wait, you cant. shut up you fucking mong

*disengaged in 2005

might buy a tub of ice cream and then eat all of it

the sin of capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth, the virtue of communism is the equal distribution of misery

I will
If you can’t see the appeal of Miami then forget it you’ll never understand

Need Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

screaming at some stupid cunt opening a new burger shop near me

cunt put his flyer through my door and wants £14 for a burger hahaha cunt will be out of business in less than a year hahaha

any western country could approach full renewable energy in less than 10 years with some new deal type thing. it would be expensive but its easily doable
youd also have to subsidise renewables in developing countries. we're only guilting them aobut it now that we have the luxury of being rich enough to go green

lots of anti semitism in this post

even if it was the tastiest burgah ever made it shouldn't be more than a tenner, it's fucking meat and bread

£14 for a burger

Actually above minimum wage

Id have to work two hours to afford a meal with him

Yikes

It's never going to happen because Big Oil won't let it

whats her age you reckon

any western country could approach full renewable energy in less than 10 years with some new deal type thing. it would be expensive but its easily doable

why would we want that?
we're one of the greenest energy countries in europe yet we're paying the most per watt.

i'd rather kill the planet it's not like anyone is having kids anymore lmao

full renewable energy in less than 10 years with so

Absolutely impossible

Judging by the 2000s fashion, she's probably 38 now.

Let’s go!

new placed opened near me made the best chicken club i ever had round . next time i went it was completely different like theyd realised how expensive they'd made it without raising prices. a few weeks later they were closed

Ah yes healthcare is nonsense

wrong

Trump say di rate for China go rise to 125%, becos of "di lack of respect wey China don show to di world markets"

got a cold lads :(

another thing, people point out china's emissions but they make more solar panels than the rest of the world combined. they have too many people. the west doesnt have this problem

Yes it's a meaningless term which equates giving a 13 year old girl a mastectomy because she wore a pair of trousers to reconstructive heart surgery

getting big incel vibes of you buddy

hayfeverberg has me absolutely on the ropes

Please explain then...

Liking that new Renault 5 lads. First 'leccy car I've seen and thought that's neat.

mentally our expectations for what is a salary is fixed at the point in which we entered the job market. this explains boomers but all generations will become boomers

inflation is something we can understand but not really grasp

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/08/uk-creating-prediction-tool-to-identify-people-most-likely-to-kill

UK creating 'murder prediction' tool to identify people most likely to kill

80% would be black

No it will really just be white black and brown people who are growing up in poor deprived areas but don’t let that get in the way of your racism

have their own huts

tarqs sitting around in a gentleman's club in Mayfair drinking a g&t pondering what life is like for the neolithic spear-chuckers and hut-dwellers in 2025 Colombia or Malaysia

meant to reach a balmy 18 degrees today round me

and they'll immediately scrub the entire thing when everyone on the list is an ethnic

glasgow

trying to manipulate it so it throws up incels every time but it keeps saying ethnics every time

A man has been found guilty of murdering a woman in front of her three-year-old daughter during Notting Hill Carnival’s family day.

Shakeil Thibou, 20, stabbed Cher Maximen, 32, in the groin as her young daughter was close by on August 25 last year.

Moments before, he had carried out an “equally horrifying attack” on a man who was backing away from him, prosecutor Ed Brown KC said.

On Wednesday, Thibou was found guilty of murder by a majority of 10 to two jurors.

He was also convicted of attempting to cause grievous bodily to 20-year-old Adjei Isaac with intent, and having an offensive weapon.

His brother Sheldon Thibou, 25, was found guilty of violent disorder and assaulting Pc Oliver Mort, who tried to intervene.

A third brother, Shaeim Thibou, 22, was cleared of violent disorder but convicted of assaulting Pc Mort after the jury deliberated for 50 hours and 33 minutes.

I predict a riot

nope

what if we cover the entire moon with mirrors, that way we will have sunlight all day

place I work is full of older duffers in late 50s early 60s on 100-odd k and massive pension contribs But ultimately all they have over the young'uns is experience and strong work ethic because they do stick late into the evenings, likely because they've got bugger all else going on at home. Young'uns do things at a much faster pace than them but are out the door at 5.

ironically it's this ind of thinking that means you would be evaluated as high risk

arrest rorke

just as British as you and me

any time I hear about a violent murder on the news I think "bet it was a wog" and then it turns out it was every time

the moon already reflects sunlight, that's why it's white.

Those wildfires were started deliberately

I don't think leftypol will like this

why sometimes can you only see half the moon or 1/3rd of it? doesnt make sense does it really makes you think

oh ye well what about Jamie Miller

live your myth in America

The overwhelming majority of White Brits would like to deport all the pakis and blacks we just don't speak openly about this, there are 'shy deporters', and of course leftypol and all the darkies aren't about that.
But in the cold, naked, hard light of day 90% of white brits would send them back. It is as simple as that. It is the truth that they suppress because it terrifies them.

60% of London is white

hahaha doubt

because we're at a different angle towards the moon than the sun is, so the side we see gets varying amounts of illumination

rorke denying reality

13 year old white boys who watch tate videos they are coming for you

At toil me, and you?

White, NOT white british it includes poles. albanians, bulgarians etc

why sometimes can you only see half the moon or 1/3rd of it? doesnt make sense does it really makes you think

smelly childhood bedroom

wfh today or just drive in lunchtime, needed a lie in

just sat here, on brake

if yanks could build 10000km of roads during the great depression a modern economy can do anything mate the government is just ineffective

Stay strong

it's a good question that a lot of people get wrong.
american school teachers often teach their kids that it's because earth's shadow gets in the way, which is complete nonsense unless it's a lunar eclipse

yeah?

*thinks about poo while ignoring you*

prediction: the stock market jumps again today

or just unwilling. the government hates us remember. they dont want anything good happening to us

day off for me

shan't be doing anything with it naturally

Belgian bbclad waiting 1 minute between each post, to spam his retard drivel because he can't afford a pass that would enable him to post faster.

my dad unironically had a 'me son a fookin incel' moment with me when i was a neet and didnt come out my room
of course it was all about him

youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

alri louis

pretoil walktoil completed

inside me there's a a 3rd wave radfem and a MRA incel battling for supremacy

have sex, touch grass, grow up

when I was kicked out of my old flat I temporarily moved in with dadstein and I remember he was excited at the prospect thinking it would be like having a roommate to drink beer and watch TV with but when it became clear I'd be spending most of my time upstairs on the computer he quickly encouraged me to find a new place to live

good dad

mad. and I still shop at home bargains and b&m

But this is bullshit because they're going to factor in their companies which produce things the rest of people buy.
So tired of retard socialist manipulation.

you seeing every one of his posts like a good little cuck

utter tarquin

give me your money ill live a better life with it

Masters starts today lads.

just took a max strength cold and flu relief capsule with paracetamol caffeine and phenyleprine

reading for a dphil, me

dangerous and downright stupid

masturbation starts today lads

the golf?

Lamine Yamal is going to burn out by 25

Hate it when people tell you "I have a headache".

Do you mate yeah? You're an adult, fucking get a grip. If it's that bad then take a paracetamol, have a drink of water or alternatively just deal with it like a normal person. I don't want to hear about your aches and pains.

plus it was always because theyre dumb and dont drink water

might be a polite way to tell you to shut your trap

mad how like 6 years ago nobody vaped and now everybody's sucking them off constantly

34 years old and never had a headache in my life. it must be something mongs are doing to themselves

not true vapes were getting big when I started in about 2015

aussie girls are crazy

I remember enjoying this fillum

yh it was good

sucking an amber lamps

hate that bitch for what she did to my girl frankie shaw

4 egg Edam, spinach and sauerkraut omelette down the gullet

sauerkraut

miss me with that forrin muck

love a good billionaire cafe where you can buy this kind of thing for 15 quid

it's when they say i have a migraine you just KNOW they are telling porkies

edam is foren

dont like horror movies

yes but it's not muck

gwlobal waba

new American states just dropped
+ Canada
+ England
+ North Ireland
+ Scotland
+ Wales

women with small breasts are practically men. thats why they make the best gfs

probs cost me under £2 to make it and it's as good as any cafe

miss me with that

In English please, Jamal.

new

if this means we get cheap fuel and guns I'm all for it

Your brain is too small, a headache won't affect you like it'll affect intelligent people

sorry, I spend most of my working day chatting to youths from Tottenham so the lingo slips in occasionally

snapping my cock off to the imagefap chavs

I fucking wish, being a part of the USA would be amazing because I could leave this shithole

Rorke's been in his mum's special draw again

why do they look like willies

I'm too much of a boob guy to ever settle for a flat chested gf

had a fear one time my willy detached when i was wanking and was afraid to touch it. turned out it was just a dream

um they have fibromyalgia sweety x

Maybe loads of pakis would leave for there and we could just have our island back instead

fibromyalgia? I hardly knew 'er!

If we were part of the USA London would fucking BOOM, literally the doorway between the massive American and EU markets.

crohns disease? i hardly know the old crone but i'll still do her up the arse

Immigration makes us rich!

Imagine, imagine if the USA would be Unite States of ANGLO... VGGGHHH

are keir with the sav

california has a larger economy than the UK as a whole

jesus

Funny how every single class of children has to be told explicitly that concluding a story abruptly with "and then they woke up and it was all a dream"' is not an acceptable conclusion.

Like there is something within the minds of all children as they grow up that compels them to write a crazy story then just give up when they get bored and chalk it off as a dream. To the point that it's so ubiquitous that it's something teachers are obliged to tell them not to do, otherwise they will.

I wonder if there's a way to secretly but Emma Watson's poo online via the dark web.

Gotten into Nietzsche, Camus, and Hardcore Punk rock at the age of 27 rather than at 15 when you're supposed to start liking all this

mental

need the whole of the UK and northern ireland to be built up like hong kong

Can't say I've ever thought about this in such detail

We have more land too. I've visited areas in the north west and Northeast portion of the state (im from ca) that are so sparsely populated you would think you were in wyoming. What the UK has is a ticking time bomb, we're housing and food are going to be harder and harder to come by as the population grows due to immigration.

specifically a scottie dog ad the cat is looking down

wasn't buying the cat's head but then the cat food snapped it into clear focus

The image that broke Australia

Can Teump really take on China and win?

Morning dee lads. Got a hospital appointment today. Hope the prescribe me with euthanasia x

sir kid fiddler

china would fucking destroy the usa, they alreayd have 30 million ethnic chinese in the usa loyal to the homeland, fucking destroy the usa and their entire pathetic dollar

rorke once again didn't read the article and just read the headline

ENTRA the NOVA USA (New United States of Anglo)

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Australia, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, England, Florida, Georgia, Greenland, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, New Zealand, North Carolina, North Ireland, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Scotland, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Wales, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming

Contrary to the opinions of the ever-online american right the UK isn't as finished as they think it is.
It has problems - bad problems - 100%, but there are solutions. All it will take is someone with the will to enact them.

new black mirror our lads, time for KINO

yanks will kill trump the second big macs get more expensive, the chinese can endure 100x more suffering

uh, based

mental how some toil freaks are just starting toil meanwhile some have already been toiling for like 4 hours hahaha freaks

How is this different to me saying Australia should build canals from the ocean inland to irrigate the red wastes into lush farmland?

Use solar power to desalinate the water as it travels inland. Fucking get those canals built I don't want to hear anymore excuses.

Aboriginal land innit

rooooooorke........fuck me arse rorke, I'm gaggin for a cheeky arse shag

teump

All it will take is someone with the will to enact them.

Let us know when that person materializes..lol

ok this is simply too far

so tragic watching this meanwhile americans and brits cant build a single railway

chicken jockey

this is what happens when parents stop bothering to raise their children properly

Fuck 'em, the time for appeasement is over. Get those songlines under 20 feet of water, soil and crops.

It was not taught by the state
when the zoomer began to hate

I forgot to put the bins out

bureaucratic red tape in America is thicker than in 'communist' China. Really makes you fink, donut?

this is what theatres are for tbf

if you want to watch the movie in peace download the torrent

zoomers are so based

imagine the wagies cleaning that up all for zoomers to do it all again the next screening

trip to the dump is on the cards for you my lad

also you have to book it now, woke madness

wog mentality

some single mum saved up her bennies to take Kaiden and Jayla to see the minecraft movie then it had to be stopped and the police called due to zoomers popping off

no refunds

its literally white people in the clips

Get a man with van to shift it lad.

its not
its nigger behaviour
young white people are behaving like niggers

correct, white people with a wog mentality

why dont they just do special popcorn flinging screenings

noooooo you have to follow the rules i have to clean all that up

shitlibs will have a brain aneurysm over some spilt popcorn and horseplay, but ignore terrorism or paki spaki rape gangs and pretend they don't exist.
mindless children and women they are.

either way i look t it and contrary to any evidence my racist presuppositions are right

unfalsifiable hypothesis
dismissed

Movie theater gone woke

can anyone explain how this popcorn throwing at the minecraft movie became a thing? is it a tiktok trend

any gay homosexual niggas in?

what else is the mine craft movie for? the game is a billion times more creative than any film could be. so how do you expect people to bring that imagination to the film without chimping?

chimping out in public at the expense of other people's wellbeing and enjoyment is what wogs do, there is no way to refute this

remember when they wore suits to the minions movie

zoomie memelords doing it for tiktok

shitlibs

We discovered him in Summer 2024 lad

didn't notice his rotting ankles when I saw this image yesterday

what is happening to his legs

started as a funny sketch of a guy holding popcorn when a funny thing happens in the movie and he spills it

then it gets blown up because only 1% of people are actually funny. the rest just meme off of what they make

thick gammon

any batty man in?

their children are now wearing steve suits to the minecraft film

blood clots due to being a fatty, those are extreme though and that bloke is on a fast track to the grave

h-hi...

make an actual one

incorrect

non-retarded new

Why does the man with van not have to pay the fine

Ludicrous