/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Minecraft dog
Minecraft dog

wish I was nailin Palin

This is how steve from minecraft would see you if you had a two-way screen

Lunch was a chicken teriyaki bowl on deal at a local azn eatery. One more and i get a fat discount

eating marshmallow shreddies and coco puffs with beer for dinner

yeah no def the vape is what makes it trashy

youtube.com/watch?v=ft3b1-Cm-0M

God I hate vodka, its like drinking hand sanitizer

If you live rural there’s no excuse to not hunt deer and use the meat all year round

Reading a book ngl

you are 17 years old

it's not forced at all, are you the mid foid just being jealous?

Drill Baby, Drill!

I feel like such a diva sometimes

Too depressed to drink or fap. Looking forward to next adderall refill by Sunday or so

Now this is a woman

I'd eat her fish if you catch my drift

unc

Chad probably caught that fish for her and she just posed with it

I’m not mid :( my mom doesn’t think I’m mid…

wasted opportunity, gotta seize the day to make lemonade or something

26 actually

Both gay.

As I said I’m like 30

I think you're cute

based on your pic you're pretty mid unless you just posted a bad pic
hahaha I don't but I loved reading it thanks anyways
stop being jealous Hannah is 100% qtpie and she fishes and hunts and stuff for real

my mom thinks im handsome

le AI porn face

That means you're ugly as fuck.

7 at most

I am handsome

My dad thinks I'm handsome

Your mom thinks the same thing about me

ayo dis nigga's dad's GAY

I mean I have better pics but I’m not going to shit up /cum/ with selfies like a mong

Post feet pls

OK. Let's unpack this.

Post your hairline

He dad rapes him.

better than Hannah? I don't think so.

Maybe a strong 5 tops
Not a bad face but goblinesque proportions and overweight

He dad rapes him.

yarrrr he be plunderin his booty

watchin the anything else podcast

Anyone else feel like they've been uncharacteristically lazy lately?

Probably. I don't value her opinion anyways, I know what she says about/to other people and her judgement is usually fucking retarded

Yes

I do not much care for the Ethiopian, he only posts twitter rage bait and shitty webms

Nope it has all been very in character

Might see what ol' Bocchi is up to before I fall asleep

I actually have a great body but won’t post it here, I was exaggerating

Your mom, that's why just just laid there when /cum/ ran a train on her today.

no
i've always been this way

she looks like a bitch, she looks like a girl i used to go to school with but older, she was a bitch

Hugely. I'm normally lazy but this shit is crazy

Breasts > Thighs
Simple as

Watching the speakeezy podcast

Quite the opposite. I even lost weight and finished 3 books ytd

no breasts > no thighs

I didn't know there was a competition

I have a lot of body hair but not like Persian or Turkish level. Asian women hate it btw

watching hockey

Ethiopia, Eritrea, somalia, and Djibouti are rightful Italian clay

Well, at least you can still walk with no tits

Distephallus.....

Hannah is great because she has perky breasts and nice thick thighs

Thighs are for poors

shave body hair

moisturize after

still get itchy and red bumps

Idk how femboys do it, I'm never shaving again since I'm a top and don't need to.

Maybe you had
Don't care to see it either way

Oh, we're talking about chicken

Who is this you-know-what demon

Gotcha good, didn’t I?

Oh no no lads this isn't good...

I was flabbergasted

seems I've upset the mid foid, twas not my intent but oh well.

If I'm in America on a tourist visa am I legally not allowed to criticize Israel?

I’m one of the few Americans with a healthy BMI who can still run up the stairs because Ozempic hasn’t turned me into a walking corpse

I would caution against it

Distefano down BAD

Why would you criticize israel?

Zion Don would send white Americans to El Salvador for criticizing Israel if he could (and he will when he gives himself the ability to)

Do it at the end of your trip so they deport you, they'll have to put you on a plane and they'll cover your airfare back home (could save hundreds or thousands of dollars depending on how foreign you are)

Lol their country is a bloated corpse

You're trying to bait me into getting banned again arent you...
Sneaky

I'm the same leaf that said he was driving down to Florida

I'm in Tampa right now

You are not allowed to openly support terrorist organizations

I saw a Muslima with a level 100 gyatt on the bus today, but I don't have enough rizz to make her commit the haram.

Tampon florida

Unfortunately true

oh don't do it in Florida, that's a red state and they love Jizzrael. if you were in Michigan or some other blue shithole filled with muzzies then you could probably get away with it.

not exfoliating?
estrogen also causes thinner hair

Muslimas fuck like rabbits as soon as they leave the sight of their parents and brothers

de lads...

Y'all really just gonna let this slide?

I already have 6 edits on deck for the next time I'm annoyed

idegaf about troons anymore faggot

fag ass nigga no one gives a shit about you and your tiny ass dick homo fag nigga stfu unc ass chuddy ass weeb ass bitch ass nigga

I'd say 20% chance at least that western Muslimas wear lingerie under their hijab

If I'm in America on a tourist visa am I legally not allowed to criticize Iceland?

Lolcows don't get attention on their terms.

this is a mid foid thread Jason can fuck off for the next 200 posts

I just exfoliated the other day, do you have to do it daily? That's weird.

British people wish they could eat this good

mid sounds so lame and rude
i prefer calling them fuckable. gives them a little self esteem boost and doesn't mince words

Fat arms and her clavicle is too prominent. 3/10

You're not even mid.

yeah but that just sets them up for failure IRL because all they'll pull down are 4/10 weeaboo neckbeards and grubby nons/jeets

Correct. Iceland is America's second greatest ally

Kek one time on a site called "meetme" some guys were roasting a girl under her pic, idr why, and I commented saying "I'd fuck her" and she dm'd me thanking me for standing up for her
This was like 10 years ago

just getting up at 3 am in the morning to eat a single slice of bologna out of the fridge

1/10 obese women are fuckable

Ok, I’m not mid thoughever….

It's 7pm

quit your seething Hannah is perfect in every way

7:30*

Knees too pointy

Why do Canadians hate our Sicilian goddess?

False. She's not bouncing on my dick. That's a flaw.

11:30*

It's not 3 am anywhere in Canada quit your bullshit

ur pics say otherwise, we're judging based on all the evidence provided so far

oh idk maybe, it might depend. It's better to do it before shaving/whatever though. You might even need a different razor, it's also better to just ask a dermatologist

shut up, private gomez

Anyone remember when drumpf had the village people perform at his inauguration and thanked martin luther king for his victory

no hatred, just some insightful critiquing. like how one might describe her as a walking Goodwill bin.

fucked UP that Quetzalcoatlus feet were backwards

Mmmmm yeah I'm not doing all that I'll just be hairy or get a laser remover o algo

Only subhumans who assign zero value to faces would rage against her this much

What

Exclusively hatred.

I don't see it

Im telling the truth, go look it up

I did get that entire outfit from the thrift store (due to poverty)

with the sharp end of katana to the navel as she breaths her last gasp of breathe maybe the tits are fuckable then

the hand feet

Look at the front feet.

That leaf is giving schizopoo a run for his money

literally the only thing anyone did was call her mid why are you whiteknighting so hard rn kinda cringe ngl

The front ones

this new female intrigues me, but i will stay loyal to my bpd wife spinny

first of all, i'm black

The wings? They are turned outwards

N

anyone remember that time the orange man beat the shit out of the bbc guy on wwe, he knew it all along

I got a new job offer today and can't bear the thought of going back to my current job for the next month until the new job starts

I told spinny to have a good night and she basically told me to stfu

I'm not attracted to no-ears at all. I think she's fat, short, brown, has trashy aesthetics(especially the nails), but I don't say any of that because I'm not rude. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

I think it was being called incel

stop buying avocado toast and wheat beer or just make an Onlyfans

This nigga typing like a bitch lmao

How do you explain to native americans that every race on the planet was once hunter gathers and they're not unique, they were just the last to do it on a mass scale?

Celebrini hat trick :)

spinster been low key lately so her throne is being taken

Hmm nyo

First of all, I am vegeta

Some niquas are ZESTY

in five years I reckon dark gothic maga guy will pull the autism card to explain his behaviour right now. and ketamine

with the exploitation of resources

Please don't acknowledge me as spinster guys, but I'm still going to make it super obvious that it's me

charlie when you don't capitalize

just woke up lads

spinny is the queen of mid, she knows she can't compete when we have zesty niggas like Jason and Brian throwin up their chuddy dicks 24/7

first of all, im a woman

dark gothic maga guy

King cobra?

Jason's mom raised a failed son who will never succeed in life

YWNBAW

yeah kinda similar

Had to have been 19 or 20 in this picture

This general would be nothing without me

Doesnt have the same ring as Jason's mom has got it going on

first of all, i'm a black woman

Movie title: How to Train Your Penis

shaving

do sugaring instead retard
i'm not a femboy but I used it for swimming

wish Kari Byron would start posting in /cum/

This shit under my toenails smells like a decomposing cat

This is AI generated slop

On behalf of all white men, i apologize
*kneels and raises my fist*

are you british, black, or sicilian? it's strange that you should question others' typing

You now have my attention

YWNBAW
N

I’m the one dinosaur posting, I’ve moved on

I want to lick a beautiful black kweenz pussy as a form of reparations

failed son who will never succeed in life

wow literally me

Why does a set of flywheel bolts cost 60 dollars
Torque to yield is gay as fuck

i refuse to believe anyone here is actually this disgusting, the implications of your post are vomit-inducing.

I'm all ears

This is an actual photo of a real bukkakequatlus

the good thing about being a shut in neet is that it doesn't matter that you're ugly

He's trying his best not to but he could still turn it around if he faces his fear of engaging with real humans irl

Nathan for Who

Blessed are those who have not seen and have yet believed

Convince me not to buy a $3,500 bicycle

Which one of you stole my headphones?

*Whomst

Probably

You could get a much cheaper one that functions just as well

trying his best

He literally stays inside his room all day jacking off to hentai and posting about much he loves men on a mongolian basket weaving forum

You can get a good bike at walmart for like 150 bucks

When I say SLAVERY you say SORRY.

SLAVERY:

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1744032063542579.webm

it bike's just as well as a $1000 one.

I'll steal it from you
Me or one of the homeboys

not to throw any shade but low key high key you're a poor kitty cat cry baby

sugaring

Nah, I'm not waxing. I don't like pain. I just wanted a hairless crotch and thighs so fapping would be more enjoyable.

If only you had read exactly two more words

What does fapping have to do with your thighs

everything jason posts makes me think he's extremelly in denial about being a troon because he knows he's too ugly to even try

Its sunflower! The Kansas city kitty

i'm so sorry

blm was a culture-wide humiliation ritual

They are like the opposite of cars
They get less cool as they get more expensive

Some people despise dogs and I don't understand why

I don't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine

Looking feisty

he might just be a humongous faggot, there's enough of them around

tell that to your government

Kit

The thighs are right there next to the crotch.

sorry is not enough

i want to squeeze your cat

That is his best

This but also hannah baron

just as gud

Nta but they really aren't at all. Like not even close. But the question you should be asking is if you care about the difference or not

Jason's pinus is so tiny (from the estrogen) he has to bury his hand between his thighs to stroke it

I DONT CARE ABOUT ISRAEL/PALESTINE

*tax money goes straight to israel*

Sugaring isn't so bad. I used to get a full egyptian once a month. The first time is aittle uncomfortable but after that you don't really feel it. It's worth

he's extremelly in denial about being a troon because he knows he's too ugly to even try

trvclear bomb

This is too specific for normal humans and must be fat-fuck-micropeen projection

*raises cat paw*
I dislike dogs

I said good not "just as good" you fuckhead go buy your stupid bike and drive into early morning rush hour traffic without a helmet

The "chinese basket weaving forum" meme has always been VERY reddit. Even just calling them "Chinese cartoons" was a borderline cringe joke and it enabled this very unfunny practice of "haha I said [silly thing] website" that has gotten worse and worse over the last decade.

what's your favorite orange man tv moment? for me it's the time he attacked mcmahon

i'm sorry I called you mid please stop being mad now

Also the estrogen and sissy anime gave him ED so he has to stroke extra furiously

Home Alone 2

Jason has posted his boner pitching a tent and it looks very big

It was a reply to the three of you but you're the most wrong of them all

Also the estrogen and sissy anime gave him ED so he has to stroke extra furiously

how i wish cum girls were (on the screen) vs how cum girls are

No it doesn't

Hispanics live in Spain, Latinos live in Italy

I don't know, seems right about everything after "fuckhead"

youtube.com/watch?v=aJka-qqjv_o

Go waste your money then you fucking dumb ass

If Palestine kills every Israeli I don't care. If my government gives Israel a trillion dollars to kill every Palestinian I don't care

Actually going to lose weight, for real this time, starting today

jewish man pukes on a black woman and then chucks a glass bottle at her head

youtube.com/shorts/P0mQgkZQgJo

Why are you so upset about being clinically retarded. Don't be mad, be like ricky

So this is "Prime Time" /cum/

should i do a late night goon?

90% of the porn I watch is white male on asian now (both male and female)

Benadryl: in

vaping weed. anyone else here smoking or vaping weed?

so what do you care about then. your posts make no sense. why even make them in the first place if you have no position on the matter. just shut the fuck up?

even Ricky Berwick has a mid wife and he's a testtube gub gub snail man

/cum/ has no excuse

i dont watch porn with males in it, in fact i don't even watch porn when there's a camera man because i assume he's a man, it has to be a girl alone filming herself

Cute

as mortal men you need more than the sinews in your corpse to defend you

you would be surprised how much porn is filmed by chicks actually, it's probably over 50%

why do chronically poor people feel the nead to cope about nice things? Like it's ok if you can't afford it nigga nobodies getting after you for it

sharts

Why?

Wow we burned through a thread in 1 hour

Yeah I just hit the penjamin 10 minutes ago

It isn't propaganda to say the the West identifies with sodomy, mental illness, evil and ugliness. That's why all are uniting to fight the Jew run West.

if you're rich i instantly dislike you

hell yeah brother

I've made two new threads in a row so I think someone else should do it

my....sharkies

your sharties :)

You own sharks ?

ya pretty much

how do americans rationalize 'fighting the jews' while their government bends to israel's every whim

what are nice things though

Its 88d checkers or something

can't wait to become a nice house husband to a cute rich girl

celebrini hat trick and a 5 pt game thoughever

It's quantum chess

I did approximately 5 minutes ago. Spooky

you will be a chained up slave bussy to a rich gay Argentinian

Usually leafs can read better than this

someone make the real

Finely crafted, of good quality, well engineered, aesthetic etc.

It's a conflict I have to hear about it everyday. I care about a lot of things, but that conflict isn't one of them. I made the post because I can

Blows my mind coming from a gen where 8/15 of the comments are looser incels co.plainimg about nogf