LOVELY FUCKING ALPHA MALE edish
/brit/
Interests me that people will do spontaneous things like nip into a beer garden for a quick pint after work.
I go home immediately after work and stay home pretty much all day, doing things in a set routine that I have followed for years. Suspect I do in fact have autism.
yhe binble
Would love a few bokkles of Fullers ESB
Alas, local shops don't stock it, will have to get some inferior beer
you're old and sad
It’s one of the things I envy negros for
They live entirely in the moment
Lad, get the fucking cans.
You too, lad
And you're mad!
ffs im an addict again. not had any drugs since last night and im feeling rubbish.
lmaoing at my life
if you had no cans you wouldn't even have a personality apart from being annoying
the first of my sunflowers has germinated and will soon be doing growtoil in its little pot until I move it outside
germinated
VVVVVGH
oh my DAYS
literal schizophrenic fucking market
rorke walks in the room
the room goes silent, all look in his direction
the jukebox: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
*rorke twerks his gay porn arse to uproarious applause*
seen a scotrail worker driving the gaymobile today
addiction
thats central station
When I was growing up in Karachi, we had a saying about Mirpuris lol
We said they are less trustworthy than Jews, hairier than Sikhs and filthier than Hindus.
Why are they allowed to turn this country into a copy of Mirpur?
bizarre post
don't reply to me again
junkies hoors murderers beggars
I post about the Sadhbhs, the toil, the psychology and the chips.
that is so fucking typical of rorke
line go up
SCREFMGING
Have any of you fallen for the salmon and avo sushi trick where it's just pickled ginger wrapped around a ball of wasabi?
Jews
not telling
fuck off you paki bastard
used to be like this except I'd be in the routine of going into a beer garden every time I went into town.
so is mirpur/karachi the paki version of dalit/brahmin i.e. shit nobody cares about award
Because in the eyes of Pakistani Arabs, Mirpuris are not Pakistanis.
can you ask for your money back?
Knew a girl who had faily from karachi
Said she wouldn't go there unless she had at least 3 male family members with her to protect her
Apparently the fact she had dyed her hair blonde, despite being clearly brown as fuck made locals think she was a White girl
ive got autism and go to the pub with toilmates after work
youve just got LOSERism
what’s a faily?
Know I'm getting older because this girl looks so young to me.
mad how a very very large number of women are actually extremely self-conscious. you never realise it as a man, because we'd shag just about anything if we were horny enough - but women struggle with self-acceptance too.
Like family but it's typed out without the m because I'm a retard
Shut up, all of you. I'm trying to think.
shes not happy is she
look like a whoville who
same
don't have any mates and see no reason to do anything alone so I just rot in my bedroom
I believe they droop down slightly as they heal and some surgeons account for that. so it may look a bit better after a year.
I mean... she looks like she's 13... if you're over the age of 16 she should look too young for you
STOCKS ARE UP 20%
OH MY GOD WE DID IT
Think she's the one who got her nose done and immediately left her husband because she has more self-confidence or some bollocks
women are absolutely brutal to each other about looks
they can also be very fake, pretending to be best pals then backstabbing each other
one of the reasons i’m happy to be a bloke, there’s less bullshit
that's the canadian paedo who was spamming the 13 year old goth from tiktok so there's a very good chance she's below 18 if not below 16
gay if you woldn;t
fit as fuck she is
Actual gaylords
there’s less bullshit
eh... I don't know, blokes are getting a lot cattier than they use to be
paedo
actually it's called hebephillia
kill yourself
yhe binble
bread reaching its use-by date earlier than expected. just not on, is it
actually it's called hebephillia
burritos are nearly done
*starts putting sawmill in the dough just for you*
why does every discord server in existence have a loud tranny contingent
Mental how the president of the United States intentionally crashed the stock market so his billionaire mates could snatch everything up on the cheap
This is the shit the French executed their leaders for (NOT THAT I AM SAYING TO DO THAT, FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE)
she's cute
inside you are two canadian wolves...
gay freaks itt pretending they wouldnt shag her little downy fannoise raw and her fit mates as well
t. Luigi
the 'warma
A girl just sent me nudes lads
literally what is the end goal here
blud replying to his own post from 30 minutes ago
wearing smelly trousers that are making me smell
neck yourself, nonce
Saint Luigi you mean
lol we are witnessing history in real-time. the self-destruction of the united states of america
corr that looks good
not reading that
alri pancho via
Basic negotiation strategy, anon or more accurately, basic abuse strategy
I want to have a threesome with you and your sister or we done
omg no
Okay, then I'll break your nose since you said no. Or how about your best friend who admitted to liking me two months ago and I won't beat you as much
I guess...
no
lol
Detroit is about to have a major resurgence because President Trump is reindustrializing the USA. Detroit factories shall be revitalized.
wanking to boys shoving dildos up their arses
they made wotsits woke
Should have jamaican patois instead of latin
unregulated gooning
Would never hire one of these freaks desu, they're costing themselves a career with this petulant attention seeking
Glinner has engaged in harmful behavior, including the public disclosure of personal information and harassment, targeting underage individuals who disagreed with his views on transgender issues. He is associated with far-right ideologies and has been described as holding extreme and conspiratorial beliefs. His personal life has reportedly suffered, with his wife filing for divorce and estrangement from his children, reportedly due to his focus on promoting anti-transgender sentiment. Notably, two years ago, he posted over 100 anti-transgender tweets on Christmas Day alone.
Based
just made 50 grand
Enjoy your day in court when they see you have zero troon staff
Love the scent teenagers have
hope so
glinner is based .trannies are all nonces who need rounded up and shot
this you?
walked into the bottleshop yesterday, had a look at the beer fridge, then started to feel sick and walked out without buying anything
think that might've been the deathknell of my drinking days, god willing
Pool body sued by transgender player forced to crowdfund money for defence
The EBPF launched a crowdfunding campaign to help pay for its defence on the Go Get Funding website – and had raised more than £6,600 by Wednesday morning.
The troon kind of looks like Keir Starmer
Yeah, mate because trannies are common, every workplace has 'em.
Is that a before and after? Why would she ever do that. What a disaster.
Clue gained
dead black kids
Still kekking over the HR Sadhbh stating how she's so proud to support diversity followed by 'wouldn't be too keen on sharing a bathroom with one of those lads pretending to be a woman so we won't be hiring any'
Lovely day out, I should really be out with friends but alas I'm sat in my smeggy bedroom reading moby dick
Almost buttery?
Report.
Latin is for poofs anyway. Bring back Brythonic, I say.
massive book tbf
one of the all timers
It's so lovely mate, thinking about calling my mates to go to a children's park and do LSD.
The fuck you going to report HR to? HR?
And for what?
any good? always meant to read Moby Dick but never got around to it
Needs a spot of Glens
He's already far more successful than you and will be able to walk into any job worth having.
I'd report her/him to HR. Disgusting language mate, they would sack you if you uttered that.
HR departments only exist because women entered the workplace, we don't need 'em.
I got a talking to at work because I expressed surprise when a black colleague told me he didn't like fried chicken.
Everybody like fried chicken
for discrimination
which is illegal btw
He literally said nothing wrong
Lad, if the HR Sadhbhs keep trannies out of the company, I support them.
I like where I work. I like that I can make jokes about dropping roofies in the wine glasses on nights out and how HR would cover it up while we all laugh.
I don't want to deal with fucking trannies.
vegetarian myself
Alri lads
trip back on aldimong
Don't give a shit if it's morally okay or not, mate, it's the law. We need these people to eat themselves alive with the laws they put in place.
Rork E. Pops
it is completely mental though can see how engaging with them every day would drive you insane. In ten years we will look back on the tranny movement like we look back on lobotomies
wonder how many trillions in lost earnings irish people have experienced over the centuries due to discrimination
love it the rate times i actually produce a solid poo, the smell is unique and honestly quite peng
Fair enough mate, sounds like you work at a decent place.
Your orgasm or their orgasm?
The Italian and Irish races are quite literally the most powerful on earth
we're so back
imagine being immortal and ageless and getting to the point where you're hundreds of years old and you're a nonce even if you exclusively shag geriatric women
ok
also it's a good barometer of how big a cock you could take
any wretched slug man in
casual reminder that canslad is in his late 40s. possibly early 50s.
The man's preparing to kick the ball.
implying
Read a fucking history book, lad
We fucked off to all sorts of shite areas and are beloved across the globe because of it. All ilegally, I might add.
The only discrimination I find in the modern day is when I go to /brit/ and get told there are no cans.
It's a good place to work. Nobody takes it seriously. Senior management aren't retards and genuinely do try to support people like the new head of HR literally went on the all staff call saying it was a goal to try to reach gender equality in staff since it was split 70/30 men to women
This is me
got a very tight hole me, would do some serious damage to a cock if i was a bender
tfw no plot of Aus land to grow ephedrine on
one thing i find funny about the idea of biological immortality is that women have a finite number of eggs they're born with so they'd still be infertile by 50 even if they still look like they're 20
do you genuinely think irish people haven't faced wage discrimination? are you retarded? i mean yes obviously you are
good on him
muscly Australian man
I'm not in the UK and if you move to the UK as someone from Ireland then you're retarded
Just like if you move here from the UK you're retarded
Doctor Who syndrome
Except women love the idea of 900 year old Doctor Who smashing the life out of 19 year old Rose Tyler
fuck me i said over the centuries are you capable of reading?
haven't been able to get warm all day
There a cure for hangovers and it's called '4 beers'
why didnt the Irish just grow chickens
seriously wish we could have halted aging by now.
Based
Buy-to-let firms are now the UK’s biggest single type of business
And I countered with the fact we decided to fuck off
If you were too poor then that's on you
Can't do this me cause I'll drink all day
housemateberg has some pretty serious health problems so rarely leaves the house or his smelly bedroom for that matter, see him once or twice a day when he appears for a chat on realising that I'm home from toil
he exclusively eats pizza, bacon and chicken wraps and drinks vimto from a flask and sits in his room vaping and playing fifa with the curtains drawn
it shouldn't piss me off but it does just knowing that he's doing nothing all day even if he is unwell
If you were too poor then that's on you
oh you are retarded very good
on tonight's episode of /brit/: tranny triggered by canslad
I am 34
these were peng
scasdgdsg
the classic toiler envy
Reminder that pro-car people are usually Pakis. Public transport is a very white thing, that's why it wouldn't work in this country.
Just brought back the irish mob
beyond jesus' years
niaggs be like "SCREAMING" ok nigga you're in your bedroom alone making no noise
avatar posting
excellent choice friendo
not a good life is it
i think even if they figured it out, the psychological weight of living for much more than a century would make you go absolutely bonkers
might have a decaf
how did the ''''''left'''''' manage to convince people that importing browns willing to work for £3/hr would be good for the working class
reckon I've seen the entire universe by now
pengaleng ding dong
How does he pay rent
I don't get your point
Canslad was poor
Canslad grew up so fucking poor, the concept of getting new fucking clothes was a once in a year event and was fucking second hand clothes from a charity till he was teenager
And now I own my own fucking house and make around 90k-110k a year because I made a fucking effort.
Not my fault other people are retards
I don't even know what the fuck I did, lad
Yes, the Irish got fucked over by 800 years but fuck off, people escaped, made successes of themselves so there's zero excuse for the average person
i'm literally screaming, hooting, slapping my arse and pooing at some of these posts
by the "left" do you mean capitalists?
Lefties are just gullible enough to believe the white middle class propaganda who are actually the ones pushing for more immigrants to pay for their pensions.
Yes they are net positive in tax retard
sucking a horse
Actually Rorke, i think you'll find all doctors say, better out than in
howling
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
it's important to be big and strong lads
nobody fucks with ya
I don't think it's that really, I just get annoyed that he's got all the time in the world to try a new hobby or read a book or literally anything and chooses the most inane ways to pass the time
It really isn't
you fixed his eyes lmao
what weight lad
ROARING in a nigger's face
they didnt
the right did
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Something deeply troubling about this
I simply open carry, no need for muscles.
Not larping as an American I literally carry firearms with me every time I walk outside.
boriswave
net positive
you avin a laff mate?
Glinner is clearly a mentalist regardless
He doesn't even take Christmas day off and has lost his family whilst pretending to be a troon on tinder
Whatever you think he's a nutter
ktim
It's alri but prepare to read a LOT about the anatomy of whales and the mechanics of whaling
mad how its scientifically proven than benders live substantially shorter lives
time passed is time passed
its all the same regardless
did you even read the abstract you absolute donk
perhaps, I think my frustration comes from a position of envy knowing what I'd want to do with the time
the accumulation of emotional trauma and mounting regrets over a massive lifetime like that i think would break a person, a lot of people don't even make it to their 40s with their mind in a sound state
i reckon memory wipes every 100-150 years or so would be necessary so you get a clean mental slate, it would be kind of like reincarnation except bypassing the death bit
i'm rich so it's totally fine that my parents were dirt poor
me own fookin son...sucked a golf ball
Have anyone of you nearly died before?
on national telly too, mind.
I never said I was rich, lad
utterly sick of airfryerberg fumbling YET ANOTHER cheese toastie, it could have been great
yh 3 times
you can't air fry a toastie
the air fryer is the hallmark of the lower-middle-class
you don't say...
it's a cheese air-fryie :)
put some tin foil down you tit
saves you having to wash the basket out
yh you can mate, butter both sides of the bread and it comes out lush from air friar
rasifasjg
don't be racist
this nigga frying air
we sucking golfballs lads?
limmy looking old here
Any 'dailies' contact lense users? Ordering my first pair now, excited desu. they seem quite cool.
rorke eating chips in a class bound air fryer
the foreman mogs the air fryer for toasties
all the top chefs are using air fryers these days
perchance we are
is that the bloke who played al capone in boardwalk empire?
yes
i mean they were probably written before and just in a post queue
nom nom nom
air frying a golf ball
i just got back from the gay porn roar club...nobody knew you there
keyboard still broken well I say broken it's only the key
fascinating, getting to an age now where i recognise every actor but never quite sure from where
get in I said GET IN
no sir, no golf ball sucking permitted on the premises. new statute
seen an air fryer with a rotisserie in it on the youtubes
looked peng, guy did chicken in it
hate how you have to do everything online now
tried applying for a job in person once and they told me to go on their website, fuck OFF
any gay homosexuals in?
ATTENTION PUBLIC NOTICE
Under Section 12(b) of the Public Order (Canine Photography Compliance) Act 2025, filming any dog without prior written consent from the dog is now ILLEGAL.
Is Scotland the most cucked nation on earth?
A 2022 study in the United States found no excess mortality among gay and bisexual males, but found excess mortality among bisexual and lesbian females
lesbians lose again they gotta stop taking these Ls
get the poo fried with air
Mad how underrated FF7R's OST is, it should've won GOTY on it alone nevermind the kino game
why is almost every uniform copper these days a white woman
how do you deal with social anxiety lads? i hate going outside and refuse to visit any shop that doesn't have self-serve checkouts
I'd there's no cocks involved no sex is being had
You need cock for sex
if you have social anxiety just stop having it
I hate going out cos there's a neighbour who's very jolly and talkative who tries to say hi to me, but I've got mental health you see
get a pint down ya shun
HE LITERALLY BROUGHT OVER 70 NATIONS INTO SUBMISSION IN THE MATTER OF DAYS + OUSTED EUROFAGS AS TRAITORS + MADE XI LOOK LIKE A FOOL
NAME ANOTHER PRESIDENT THAT DID THIS MUCH WITHIN 100 DAYS
PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T
Wish Sir Queer could do shit like this
love getting high on opioids, just wish they weren't so moreish, wish i could just have one, and be like "ahh that feels nice" and that'll be the end of it
instead i go through my entire stash in a matter of days
hate people who try to lock you in a never ending conversation
just fuck off and leave me alone you overenthusiastic freak
just drink
it's the entire point of drinking
drink is the social lubricant
Listing to some contemporary Jazz-Rock. Very tight
why can't Anon Babblemongs ever keep their boring shite on their own board
just dont care. nobody remembers you anyway
Trump will only be Caesar in the sense that his senators will stab him to death 23 times assuming his heart doesn't give out first
drinking doesn't work anymore, and worst case scenario i end up making a tit of myself
lol
Solution to social anxiety.
Running in the street naked
Honestly, lad?
Realize everyone in the world is a selfish cunt. Everyone. You, me, everyone.
You will die alone. Your last moment of being alive will be you and your thoughts all alone as your senses will stop working
Once you accept the inescapable impdending doom we all face, life gets easier to just not give a fuck.
end up spending the night in the watch house doing that
roaring at how thick they are
just baffling stuff
What do niggas at 'think tanks' DO
Niggas all gathered around thinking hahahahaha
who pooed in you coffee, kid?
NOOOOO MY ECONOMIC UNION OF KEKOLDRY IS POOR NOW! YOU’VE RUINED IT
kek
It's from biz
Trump's lankey son, Vance and who else will join the Triumvirate that takes revenge on Trump kills the traitors
God late republic era was pure unadulterated kino
trump will march his army to the panama canal
et tu? Jew-D?
Pretty sure you're allowed to be naked lad
Just do go rubbing your cock on people
Get paid by billionaires to push propaganda, mate.
our culture makes them feel invincible when growing up and they never learn that they're not (until it's too late)
politics is way too important to the youth now
i've created over 10 offtopic politics shitposts threads on multiple boards today all having many and frequent posts
on topic threads got ignored unless they had a lot of porn adjacent postings
yeeping
this
what if some little kid sees your willy and it turns him gay for life
have to laugh really. otherwise you'd go mad
Did some skateboarding today
Baiting eurosissies is as easy as baiting chuds these days
weird thing to think about