LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
but you were on the cans last night
alan cumming is now alan gooning
the huge increase in dog ownership is another symptom of societal decay
Stella Artois
fucking based
Breathing in the dark, lying on its side
The ruins of the day painted with a scar
And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try
The feelings start to rot, one wink at a time
Oh-oh, forgiving who you are, for what you stand to gain
Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded
Horrified with each stone on the stage, my little dark age
Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby
The carvings on the face say they find it hard
And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise
The humor's not the same, coming from denial
Oh-oh, I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away
If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone
Horrified on the stage, my little dark age
Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come
The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind
Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns
I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
will probably start on a bottle of red wine that weekend with my easter lunch
then pints in teh pub the week after
isn't it a belgian beverage
Only bad psych editions are free from cuck posting :(
it is not the time for cans
it is time for DUNGEON SYNTH
cockney tarts
3 bob fer a dozen
in my gay porn shorts drinking gay porn beer
She's matching with Chads as we speak
in bed
national gooning gang enquiry
dont see steak and kidney pies any more do you. the woke mob made sure of that
how fucking desperate do you need to message a 60 year old
i've shagged older
lot of pervs want to shag grannies
saving some gay porn chilli for tomorrow's gay porn breakfast
Aye
It's the only beer I drank when I visited England lmao
They made this known incel into a girl and he got a ton of matches
Male thirst knows no bounds
watching gay porn
scrim
Isn't he a fascist or something similar
a critical mass of lonely and hopeless men sounds like a good thing for society
farting?
he's cute tho
Just made a hot cup with local dried herbs and a teaspoon of honey and it is better than tea, why the fuck are you obsessed with importing that crap from india
I know right? These men are not right in the head
matching with both sexes
and you call others desperate
ASMR Pure Wet MOUTH Sounds & UNINTELLIGIBLE Whispers
real talk does anyone let out a big fart when they get back home like it was waiting to be released all day at work
this nigga drinking basil tea
Pier Head from the River Mersey, around 1910 and 2025
hello jane
retard
utter woke nonsense
Strangest heathermong gimmick yet
rorke summoned my mr justice will young to do the gay porn dance at the national gay porn inquiry
unesco screeching and tearing their hair out in chinese
incel walking in the woods
run into this
How do you react?
bro think he a druid
WMAF gets busy
bend her over and smell her stinky butt
if i were young i would cosplay as scorbunny somewhere
moron
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Millennial women are not okay
Will you step up, lads?
It's mint+cornflower+lemon balm+marigold+achillea+mauve+camomille
:)
still would play videogames at leas tsome of the time
hi. i'm busy can you message later
It's good for your stomach and it's relaxing, unlike tea. It also tastes better and fresh instead of that poo in loo aftertaste
Indian guys on average are better at smooth talking than most Korean guys I've met so it makes sense that they can get white women more easily.
why did nobody tell me how long and how bad a fucking speed comedown is
can see why its so bastard cheap now
didnt ask
really wish I got shagged more when I was younger
Moldbug is a moron? Okay
too bad they never built the fourth grace
posted this on the internet and some people got REALLY mad
millennials are grandparents already
I returned and saw under the sun that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding, nor favor to men of skill; but time and chance happen to them all
i actually am gay porn
getting the daily dose of odious beetlesmeg
what are they thinking going after Chyna like that
Sry wrong link
Here is the correct link
archive.4plebs.org
christcucks out
we could live in a utopia if rorke just stopped being racist
bed toil looms
England and Wales
In England the percentage of the population who identified within:
the "Asian, or Asian British" ethnic groups was 9.6% (5.4 million)
"Black, Black British, Caribbean or African" was 4.2% (2.4 million)
"Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups" was 3.0% (1.7 million)
"White" ethnic groups was 81.0% (45.8 million)
"Other ethnic groups" was 2.2% (1.2 million)
In Wales the percentage of the population who identified within:
the "Asian, Asian British or Asian Welsh" ethnic groups was 2.9% (89,000)
"Black, Black British, Black Welsh, Caribbean or African" was 0.9% (28,000)
"Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups" was 1.6% (49,000)
"White" ethnic groups was 93.8% (2.9 million)
"Other ethnic groups" was 0.9% (26,000)
sleep tight, pepperoni
tattoos are battle scars from the war you are fighting with yourself
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Yer da just sent me this
Would you live in an American city where there's an inexplicably high amount of prosperity with an absurd number of high-paying jobs easily accessible to even your average moron?
There's a catch though. Every 27 years, roughly 6,000 people disappear without a trace and are quickly forgotten about, and there's no guarantee you, your family, or your friends won't become one of them.
this would have done numbers on 2014 Tumblr
Sir Chicken Jockey
tattoos are battle scars from the war you are fighting with yourself
i want to have sex
just do it then x
don't we all
What will you do when Poland becomes richer than Britain?
Rorke sees this and says WE'RE BEING REPLACED lol
ENGLAND
5.4 million asians
2.4 million blacks
1.7 million mixed
45.8 million whites
1.2 million others
*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
those were the days
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how is he pausing tariffs for 90 days. he changes his mind every single day
Rorke pooing his nappy over these numbers
it will soon be a criminal offence for sub 8 males to think or say this
Might invest in Eastern Poland xx
need to figure out how a vpn works so i can post in this thread anonymously
Surprised I haven't got some shit like scurvy yet
thoughts?
Deals were made
With America
Not China
The world didn't run to China. They spoke to Big T instead
Sir Trans Poo
That was an unfounded rumor from earlier this week iirc. Although he's so indecisive he might've actually announced it by now. No guarantee he won't reverse any 90 day pause within the first 90 minutes.
Starting to think making a game show host the president just because it seemed funny was actually a bad idea.
take me back lads
would hang this groid for all to see
I’m happy foreigners are fucking with japs. Truly annoying people
do stupid shit to tank the stock market
"hey musk/bezos/whoever, i'm gonna reverse this so buy now"
short the entire stock market
Wealth transfer to the 1% was always the plan, Trump had to do it faster than he'd wanted because his methods were too stupid
screnming
today went by suspiciously fast
the fatigue of living near blacks is hard to bear
I’m happy foreigners are fucking with japs. Truly annoying people
you're not wrong, you're just an asshole
Got the Farscape on
Stella Artois tastes so fucking bad. Literally the worst tasting beer I have ever tasted in my life.
sum mad dancing skills i ngl
ye because it was the tariffs that had to be brought down.
it proved you cant just switch trade relationships one for another on a whim. but everyone already knew that. its the same reason they cant genuinely bring back manufacturing on their time scale
didn't shower today and my wife asked me to sleep in a different bed until i have.
horse
Why South Korean and Japanese women are choosing American or European husbands
youtu.be
need a perfect scottish wife like this
crying
Required Protein grams per day: 200g
Protein yoghurt: 20g (75p)
Protein flapjack: 20g (80p)
Protein shake: 20g (55p)
still got 140g to go and I'm stumped. STUMPED.
This shit is impossible.
Reading the mirror and they've been saying Barack Obama has been fucking Jennifer Aniston and his wife hasn't been seen in public with him in months.
If you had to have sex with a woman in the next 24 hours or else you die what would you do?
Rules are you can't pay her or gift her anything, no illegal acts, and she has to be white and under 40
a ken too much
dos yous wants me to hold you close dear?
amarna miller
Many Iranian and Iraqi men married Norwegian women
Three out of four marriages that Thai women entered into between 1996 and 2004 were with a Norwegian man. Just 1 per cent married a man with a Thai background. Correspondingly, 65 per cent of Philippine women married a Norwegian man.
Do I have a receipt for this threat so I can show it to someone? (e.g. my mum)
you can see her cocky bulge
well dont look
two scoops of whey with a pint of full fat milk 50g
big mac and mayo chicken 41g
Those men are traitors tbf
Replacing their own people with hapa mutts because it's easier to score a thai broad. They're no even attractive either
Why's Adam posting on a polish VPN now
chicken breast and mince beef
what should i wank to this evening
Canslad would probably shag the Latvian at work and then apologize sincerly to her husband who she wants to leave but is reliant on since she lives with him
bore off, i was 190 the other day
if you're even semi decent looking you will literally be treated like royalty in Pattaya. If you're a younger dude or a fit older dude book your trip immediately and take advantage of this place. This was my 5th Pattaya trip and I stayed for one month. I plan on going back around February for one month again.
In my personal experience, Walking Street from 12am-5am is the best part of Pattaya. A lot of the girls that work in the bars on Soi 6 and around Pattaya end up going there anyways. I always pay 1500-2000 baht, 95% of girls agree to the price, obviously the high tier ones will ask for more which can usually range from 3000-5000 baht.
I've never negotiated short time or long time in my life, I give them the price (1500-2000), but I would say 35% of the freelancers I've come across will stay over anyways. The odds of the girl staying at your place overnight without having to pay extra increase the later the night you pick them up. 2AM-3AM is a good time to go hunting.
All the girls will make out and suck you off without wrapper, some will even let you raw dog. I have zero self control so if the raw dog offer comes in I'm always taking it, but I would advice against it because I did get a STD from my last Thailand trip. I'm pretty I caught the STD on soi 6.
Gogos in thailand are insanely overrated, but I live in California so I can go to Tijuana, Mexico where the strip clubs are the best in the world, so my standards are a little different then most. I just find the gogos to be awkward and goofy most of the time. You will find some top tier girls in there though (XS, Queens club) for example.
thats what homeless women are for
ok
leya desantis
juniper ren
asteria jade
jolee love
Your looks do matter. Yes they are freelancers and yes they are in it for the money, but they are still human. Fix what you can control like your hygiene and clothes, don't go out dressing like a over weight bum in sandals and a fucked up tank top, just try to dress nice with cleans clothes and look presentable. I'm not saying to drop 3000$ on Bape, but maybe a few new shirts and a clean pair of air forces can go a long way.
For good airline prices just play around with the dates on google flights, the price of the tickets can fluctuate 30-40% depending on what day you decide to land and leave.
Try everything, try massage parlors, try soi 6, walking street, drink at the bars in Soi Buakhao. I would even advice you to avoid motor bikes and WALK , even if it's a mile away. The amount of crazy stories I have just from wandering around Pattaya is hilarious. I get it though it's humid as fuck and walking isn't really an option when your soaked in sweat, that's why December is a good time to go.
This place is insane, I'm a hedonistic scum bag that loves getting drunk and high at the same time and having sex with many women, and I can't think of a better place to do that then Thailand.
-Osho
I don't like SEAmonkeys though
HE'S PISSIN'
witam was serdecznie
not
a
pixel
rorke standing on business
Timmy getting dressed up for Thai street whores lmao
nigga got an STD? lmfao
dzieki ale nie mowie po polsku za bardzo, jestem brytyjczyk
It's also full of russians
rorke moving like minnie the moocher on his way to the fridge to have leftover beans on toast for dinny
feel like the cap should be a bit higher than 1/70ths of the dose required to kill a rat half the time not even always
Peace and love to all me brodas. Jah Rastafar I.
decided that this is going to be the year I lose my virginity
Love pastries, I do.
Some girls are bigger than others
very accurate
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grangle grangle
should be, like, half innit
might watch some p0rn until i c*m
thought the two cats living in the street down the road from me were picked up and or euthanised by a shelter
one of then is back sleeping on her little shed roof in the sun, going to bring her some dreamies tomorrow
jah bless
major depression general surgeon sir
major major
um
housemates both listen to the rest is politics
the fucking STATE of it
if you're sub 8 women have a subconscious fear of being raped by you
no they dont
put them onto trashfuture
remember roosh v haha
Yes they do
should be illegal
that's considerably more cringe
Fascism is good
superstar dj
here we go
not really
and a conscious fantasy
getting my daily dose of Ruairidh MacVeigh
no no, it definitely is. Extremely gay podcast.
Detroit
Giving a speech for English comp class
It's on why rape should be legalized
Say "There is no reason for rape not to be legal" in the middle of my speech
Professor taps me on the shoulder, says "okay, I think you're done now"
Rest of class looks angry and frightened
That feel when no academic freedom
Anyone else hate how there is no free speech in college?
It was arguing that rape wasn't any worse than a minor assault and that no one should have to go to jail for acting on their natural sexual urges. It was arguing for a more sexually free society where people are free to do whatever they want with their own bodies, and have sex with whoever they want.
I argued that rape was a form of genetic control imposed in the past by a patriarchal society that demanded women be bound only to one man, and that legalizing rape would eliminate that historical bigotry.
Rape is similar to eugenics in that it's how a few people try to avoid undesirable genes from entering the gene pool. At the same time, rape promotes genetic diversity.
Don't know why but I love women with prominent or unusual noses.
this has been the worst fucking year of my life
lost my girlfriend and all future plans and lost a shitload of money
got severe mental health right now
utterly SICK of these cold evenings still
im not reading your rape fantasy pal now fuck off
That's a witch.
shit happens
You'll survive
is the SUDAFED PE thing just that now its ACTIFED selling, i think like with Teflon and TEFLON
It's April.
the duality of man innit
her kids are going to have some questions
gf wants to spend all weekend every weekend together (we don't live together)
Is it normal to want a bit of alone time, or am I just not that into her
Gravy's good tonight.
mixing ACTIFED pseudoepinephrine with DSMO and fluoride (toothpaste)
and the worst part of it is all of it was my own doing. my own stupidity
Having a hobby doesn't get you laid, mate.
washing machines live longer with calgon!
wife wants to visit her family in Manila fuck sake, dont fancy going to that third world shithole ever again
get on the america boat
weather's perfect right now. lovely days and no struggle against humidity and lingering heat when sleeping
I had a mate who grew up in the moonie religion/cult and he told me that they have arranged marriages in their late teens/early twenties and it's a church elder who arbitrarily decides on the day who you will marry.
Would you go for that? You never know you might luck out.
dw I can only speak a few basic phrases myself.
I know a few Poles and they’re usually quite patient with non-native speakers. They’re genuinely happy to see Brits learning their language so don’t become too disheartened :)
How much money did you lose and how?
frick no dude
its normal, madness wrote a song about it:
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Yes it's normal to want that and you should develop your skills of communication to express what you want better.
mypharmacy.co.uk
wow
i think there are shiny silver packets of tablets in the shop with 25mg of epinephrine and 500mg of paracetamol
really nervous about current events in the world and having mental health x
I also heard about it apparently their goal with the marriages is to promote world peace so you'll likely get someone ethnic.
was watching ben fogle last night and it was some lefty twat larping in the woods and his wife killed herself because of climate change
Poor lad thought his girl was with him for his personality.
Soon as the money start dropping, she dumped him like a sack of rocks
Godmerica wins, end of
lost track but probably about £25 grand through stupid crypto and stocks
Toil pays for weekly lessons for me, have a class tomorrow and they find it interesting that I'm not only British, but also Scottish. Tbh you don't need to know it that much for daily living unless you are filling in a bunch of official paperwork.
what will adolescence season 2 even be about?
Look everywhere except at her and smile nervously when I'm about to pass her. Then I'll become flustered because I'm shy, walk home at an increased pace and blog about how I hate women because they never want to have sex with me, on Anon Babble.
my feet are proper smelly and sweaty tonight
Preschool boys pulling girls pigtails and how it contributes to toxic masculinity.
grooming gangs but they will be white brits
you caved
did you put in 25k cash and lose it, or just lose 25k of uncrystallised gains?
stocks have bounced a lot anyway
the rise of woke
man after me own heart
Want some big Asian tits to cum on
good image there mate
*saves it to my own computer*
it's mine now hahaha
yhe binble
the dad goes on a shooting spree at his workplace
enjoying some drugs
due to woek
white English men shipping their wives and daughters off to rural Northumberland to undergo female genital mutilation
there is nothing finer in this world than the sight of nice stiff pokies under a tight top
I think you can specify if you want your spouse to be the same race as you. My friend was white
spesh when theyre young :)
crypto (down 10 grand) I haven’t sold so always the hope it could bounce back but crypto is finished
stocks i sold at a loss
Honestly not sure what's going through the mind of women with pokies in public. Do they know about it? Is it on purpose? Do they care?
Either way I'm staring.
Whiter than all of you
Consuming a reasonable amount of cannabis for recreational purposes
i'm literally 100% anglo-saxon stock
as anglo-saxon as they come
the boy has now achieved eliot rodger idol status as an incel god to the incels of the world
they use his example to start an all out war against the girls in their schools murdering dozens of them
but then one day they've picked the wrong girl....
see the trailer to ballerina for the rest of how the story will go youtube.com
Santa isn't real
blood test tomorrow, hope I pass aha!
little bit of pit hair peaking through
little bit of a happy trail
holy sexo
shh
don't let rorke hear you for god sake
went to sheffield to shag my ex and she took me to a pub that a guy that fancied her worked at and he gave us his staff discount
there hasn't been a '100% anglo-saxon' for 1,000 years mate
culminating in incels assemble film tie in
feet and freezing
yes there has
me
Nah lad we ball
Sounds good. What kind of sector do you work in?
pokies
dire infantile yankish language in the vein of 'pupper', 'doggo' etc.
another day another pound eh lads
I hate tits that sag like this and are flat at the front. I know she's not wearing a bra but her tits are still abnormally saggy
rorke isn't real
I work in insurance for a largely British team so it helps with the home sickness. I worked for HSBC as well, and before that I was a literal youtube jannie which was the best job I ever had before I got sacked for spending too much time out of working hours watching stuff and looking at the data of channels.
what's that lad thinking posting the new so early. janman's gonna go postal
That was my thread from before, so it's not technically a 'new' it's an 'old' that was overlooked
Note that he didn't say it was a new, he just linked it
Janny is a benevolent master and he will allow it