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apu you idiot, its april
Fumbled a baddie like that a few years ago. Still haven't recovered from it. A real cataclysmic event for me.
no, it's december 25. santa will be here soon
but you're fucking aryan you're fucking germanic
maybe he'll deliver a new calendar you stupid FUCK
the realtor assistant who posted this listing is 100% a zoomette or zillenial girl and i bet she is also cute cute cute
i need a lil wife bros
merry christmas
april 9th
no, it's the 25th. stop making me cry
Writes like a 43 year old fat cat lady
I don't think I've ever seen a baltic girl look like pic related, that's a slav. Finnic people are the most white people ever, but it isn't nearly as hard of a flex irl as it might seem here. My cousin literally looks like a guy from a nazi propaganda poster.
just sneezed
I'm supposed to be the supervisor at my new job but every step angle person worning there knows 10xs more than me about what we're doing
Don't listen to them
If it isn't close to Christmas why is it snowing outside?
cute young women type like that hush
so treat it like youre a supervisor in training and learn so one day you can be the one who knows 10x more
I hate realtors so fucking much. Almost as much as landlords. Actual vermin.
So. How are we doing today?
CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
bought a comfort pizza because im so upset about my haircut
Can't wait for Chomsky to die
I was like 22 when I first became a lieutenant and a CO for a platoon. Most men there were older and more combat experienced than me. Being in a leadership role is not about being the most seasoned or the biggest expert on things, it's filling a role that needs to be filled. Treat your men with respect and learn from them. And always make sure you don't put yourself above them or in a position where you can benefit from them. You're with them, not above them.
On thr treadmill fatty
5 miles today
bought a large meat lovers from mellow mushroom yesterday because its 3 days of food for $30 and is usually pretty good but they way undercooked it. still feel compelled to eat it all since I paid for it but still
Chomsky: dude Cambodia isn't even that bad bro all the news about Pol Pot is fake American bs
Amazing that he even maintained fame and legitimacy after that lol
might not do a single mile today
enjoy king
Couldn't you just throw it in the oven at home?
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
It’s just a continuation of the opioid epidemic that’s been raging for 25 years now
KEK
his academic works in linguistics were amazing and some of his cold war era takes on american influence were prophetic but hes a perfect example on how having a few bad takes can ruin your reptuation
it's so over
you aren't qualified to comment on US policy if you haven't been topped on eppy island at least once
I do in the airfryer and it improves it somewhat
I've been topped by your mom, does that count?
Ngl like half of you fuckers would have been all over epstein island given the chance. I know you.
Jason, FK, schizojeet, and Brian (assuming there were boys there) all would ngl
nah. 3D is not the same as 2D
Aw naaaa this is disrespect
It is. It's the exact same thing.
i want love not sexo, thats easy to get
im not going to find a loving wife on hebe island
stupid
83-87F highs possible this week
I HATE THE SUN
nuh uh
White hands typed this
I just learnt about Molly Kochan
I'm so glad I don't know who any of these mfs are
Me too mr
Slavic peoples experiences and opinions of communism are invalid
Die pedo kike die
shaved my 5 0 clock shadow fuzz because it was too itchy
u used to call me on my cell phone
what's that in science units?
I think I just saw one of the greatest copes of all time on normiegram
uhhh wypipo are always talking about how they conquered Native Americans
truth is Americans begged for treaties for a reason, they couldn't even beat us despite numbers and technology
Like how do these people even exist lmao
mommy has decided to visit the states :)
Kendrick be like
drake is a pedo
Then does a feature with carti calling him his twin. Smdh.
idc about that gay kendrick drake stuff
gkmc is still aotyay but it was also kendricks peak, drake has lots of good shit over the years but kendrick has disappointed for a decade
did you know the queen died?????
would
I legit don't know how people find her attractive. I guess she's "politician attractive" because most politicians are 0/10.
i like hags
silence, ice cream flag
It was just the absolute savagery of the Indians that made them successful, gouging people's eyes out, skinning them alive, crushing the skulls of babies, disembowling people, etc etc
Damn and GNX were better than anything Drake has ever made ngl. Drake has also been producing absolute stinkers in the last half decade.
Bro you know more about american poolitics rather than your own country's or what?
market crash = affordable housing golden age unironically
i cant fucking wait to save up like 15k for a down payment these banks will be cumming over me in a couple years
"i am music" came out a few weeks ago vro it's fresh drama
bro damn. fucking sucked cock
like, drake will literally never come close to touching something like money trees, but not a single other thing out of kendricks mouth can touch something as simple as marvins room
Um excuse me chud native Americans never ever killed anyone (except in self-defence against wypipo) and lived in peace with the land o algo
Thats Sanna Marin dumbass
That post was a long time ago
mommy
I want to like Kendrick but I can't get past his squeaky porky the pig voice
Did you listen to GNX?
The very first school shooting in American history was done by native Americans
Oh okay
go to make bluesky because artist I like deleted twitter
try to use the same username I've used everywhere for 10+ years (name of my wow main)
that user name is already taken
check the account
literally just someone retweeting hyperinflation and gaped asshole porn all day
I highly doubt this was random I can almost guarantee someone did this to me in retaliation for running my mouth all the time
I can't get past the fact he is a giga-manlet.
who else watchin destiny rn
Xx[That username]xX
Boom, problem solved epic millennial style
i will fully admit no i havent bc all 3 albums before it were poopoo so i just gave up on him
china tariffs not lifted
Why are brainlets acting like lifting them on irrelevant countries is a win? 99% of cheap slop that your average american buys comes from china the poors are still gonna get gouged like crazy
xXnameXx is more aesthetic its what i always did as a kid
why is the concept of just switching to buying american-made so foreign for you anti tariff tards
rate giorgia meloni
it's all good jit
you know i'm right. i wouldn't look twice at her on the street if i didn't know who she was and neither would you.
because american's don't make shit retard and when they do it's more expensive, china is cheap slave labor
Can I follow you on xitter?
looks grandmotheresque, face is too aged
ok so what if we just
started making things
you can NOT upheave the economy and switch to domestic production because, uh, the shareholders o algo
boohoo nigga
Good thing I don't use social media. Someone has probably done the same to me at some point.
I actually find that endearing
GNX is a real gem expecially all the symbolism in squabble up. Calling Drake a culture vulture is a very valid criticism, that's what he is. I don't particularly like kendrick but at least he is what he raps about. Drake came up from fucking Nickelodeon dude makes suburban rap
squabble up sounds like shit ive heard that one
it has a good section i think about 3/4 of the way through i thought sounded alright but it overall just sounded like ass and annoyed me to listen to it
I look like this
Hello. What do you guys think of communism?
ok so what if we just
started making things
Companies that moved back to the USA during covid are only just now getting back to full production and are still more expensive, yes we could make things in the USA after we spend 4-5 more years setting up factories and then shit would still be more expensive because you have to pay people american wages vs locking them in the factory overnight and telling them to all share a single sandwich like they do in china, america will never produce goods as cheaply as china unless they stop paying their workers and start using slave labor like china does
I won 15 dollars on the lottery yesterday so I bought 15 dollars worth of lottery tickets
Didnt you say you like hags? Also rate liina kersna next
I didn't make it because my name is gone, I think tonight when I get more time I will just go buy a custom url I've been wanting to return to the 2000s and start a blog that no one reads for a while anyway
yes anon it takes time to make changes, its not going to have immediate results
Highkey gay
i look like this
I guess if you don't participate in the culture yourself you can't fully appreciate what it represents.
It's not going to have results at all because you're still paying workers
manlet
Godjak keeps giving me second chances
Mid 19th century political ideology that somehow still has a rabid fanbase
Meloni is a cute hag but youre insane if you put her above sanna
I definitely do not put her above Sanna wtf. I just wanted to know what a person who claims to like hags thinks about hags.
These niggas
Google "meloni young", definitely cuter than Sanna imo
You're cuter than both
I have a picture of younger sanna but im not at my desktop atm
Is that Kaja Kallas?
Meloni is the new Merkel, even kind of looks like her as well
Yes
yea i really dont care about all that junk i literally just like music
i abhor celebrity drama so much actually
i only care if it sounds good or not
I could hop on a ferry and take a picture of her IRL lol
:D :D :D :D
pay workers more
they buy locally produced products
participate in the economy
Cycle repeats
total middle class rejuvination
America is simultaneously the most conservative and liberal western country
Rap specifically has always been about representing the culture of the hood you're from. There's nothing wrong with liking pop rap, but GNX is a real gem for anyone who grew up in compton
Just sitting at work listening to the receptionist cough and shout into the phone like the person she’s talking to is deaf, boomers need to leave the work force
It's like people from all religious, political and racial backgrounds end up there
i like less pop stuff too i just only care about the music, i dont care about the culture behind it
if it sounds good ill blast it shrimple as
sexo con mejican bummy
BONER ALERT
That's alright I guess. But music hits different if you can connect to it culturally or spiritually. That's why i specifically listen to music made by crackheads
youtube.com
this is some localish shit my mixed friend turned me on to
he his big into the culture and drill music and all that he grew up in all that, public housing and all, hes a dealer etc
i just fuck w this one because it goes hard
same with this but obv not a local nigga
youtube.com
Successfully replaced my headlight bulbs on my own in 5 minutes. Something of a handyman i suppose
bro discovered a screwdriver skull emoji
There's nothing wrong with listening to pop music. Sorry
I want to be in another place, I hate when you say you don't understand
Women are genuinely impressed by stuff like this.
I'm legit surprised it's actually her. She looked good at 18. Would date. I saw her at Toompea once. Didn't say anything to her but thought to myself I could kill her if i wanted to.
that shirt
No but being deep means you hate pop music
Yassss. Mood! What's your favorite lana del rey song?
I'm impressed with myself, I fuck everything up.
correct
i sing elton john and bruno mars while mopping at work
Cringe
Heroin
If women know you do all your own vehicle maintenance, they will expect you to help them with their own vehicles as well
Do you guys think the media will hype up a black youth's death this summer?
Didn't say anything to her but thought to myself I could kill her if i wanted to
Me every time I see a woman
unironically summertime sadness
it makes u emotional to belt it out
its very crazy how lana just fell in love with a random swamp nigga and lives like 40 minutes from me away in bumfuck nowhere now
actual ray of hope and sunshine type story
No give pussy no give help, simple as
i sing elton john and bruno mars while mopping at work
Fucked my way up to the top
summertime sadness
kekw., i do find it kind of annoying how weak most women are. asking for something bad to happen. the weak should fear the strong.
Hi! How do you pronounce the first part of tlapería? Please help me.
Good choices. For me it's sad girl.
lives like 40 minutes from me away in bumfuck nowhere
I envy you for living far away from cities
Bruno mars is quite possibly the gayest thing you could ever listen to.
You should listen to wham!
No because it's not an election year
Insanely jealous you get mogged by a sensitive white boy singing rocket man lmao
I used to cry listening to grenade by bruno mars when i was like 10
I do fucking love staying far away from new orleans i hate urban cities so goddamn much
Cope, stuff like apt and uptown funk are catchy as hell and very fun
Jump in the Cadillac girls, put some miles on it
Say: ""Tala" very fast many times and it'll sound like "tla" then just say "peria"
I look like this btw
haven't poo'd yet today
You probably shouldn't admit that.
Say: ""Tala" very fast many times
With stress on the ta or the la?
blonde and blue eyed
How brown are you from a scale of Italian to vantablack?
Do you know how do I look?
why? my ego isn't that fragile
On La.
This means you are around 25 years old, younger than the /cum/ average
For practical reasons
Thank you very much friend
thats roughly correct. i somehow doubt it's all uncs here tbqh.
We have at least 2 anons here over 40
that's crazy bro. I'd probably kms if i was over 40 and still posting here.
I'm 36 and have been on Anon Babble since 2006/2007. You're here for life
Id always bug my coworkers by singing uptown funk
Just the way you are and when iw as your man are bops
It's go time.
i hope my femboyfriend isnt pregnant he missed his period
morbidly obese girl on the bus sitting across from
DJIA up almost 3k points
Complete fucking meme market. Wish we could burn wall street to the ground
theres still a 10% tariff on everyone
Nasdaq is up more than 12%. I don't think I've ever witnessed something like that since I pay attention to the stock market.
why did he have to chicken out i wanted america to collapse
WHY ISNT IT CRASHING FOREVER
AAAAA SAVE ME SENATORS
Do only poor people and school kids take the bus iyc?
how would america get manufacturing jobs back now
We can just import more indians. What could go wrong?
i think elon convinced him to drop the tariffs
Ghey ha ha ha
Didn't want to pay extra for a Switch 2 I bet
Yes. You almost can't do anything without a car in this country.
wtf the markets are bouncing back.... i just sold yesterday because you guys said we were entering a global recession...
america is back baby
buy red sell green
buy high sell low
the Anon Babble gambit
Trump told you this morning it was a good buying opportunity.
Durk is probably going to prison for life for trying to slide on lul tim and quando rondo for killing von. no happy endings on o'block. Ever since von killed K.I. it's downhill from there. Von was an actual demon.
niggas rapping about killing people and actually doing it hits different.
i dont trust orange man, i trust /cum/
and you guys fucked me
You only need a car if you live in rural areas in most of Europe. I have a car because public transportation is full of brown people in this country.
people really believe the bible was real lol
The goal was always to collapse the stock market so billionaires can buy everything up
Its more wealth transfer that means the rich get richer and poor get poorer, but the cult runs so deep that the poor are celebrating it
racism is whack
youtu.be
Some of these gates look like anti-fun
racism fell off
Ironically it used to be that children would walk to school, but a moral panic involving child molesters resulted in anyone who let their kids walk to school getting investigated by child protective services.
Those take a while it will slowly creep in little loses on day or another relief rallies other days but when you realize the economy is giga fucked, see the biden presidency.
Stocks? I don't own em.
Do you think part of the reason why creatine isn’t working for me is because it’s like $2 from alibaba
I mean it kind of is if you believe everything will go back to normal. I don't believe they will go back to normal
There's no going back from what Trump did. He's completely pushed Europe into China's camp, and NATO will be replaced with a Eurasian Pact with China at the head.
china won
I was on creatine only with no added protein powder a few years ago.
I had it after workouts, it took about 4 months to see anything. I was lean as fuck, you could see the muscle fibers in my chest.
An infertile man pleaded with Satan, pledging to sell him his soul if his wife got pregnant.
Satan nodded, and headed upstairs to where the man's wife was sleeping.
Watchin
no thoughts, only 20 hours straight of hololive clips
this doesnt even seem real
same
fapping to dancing korean whores
I'm drinking coffee and listening to the birds outside. I wish I could throw seeds around myself and have birds land on me and eat out of my hands because I love them so much
so fucking depressed bros.
Hair is so overgrown on god
by the way birds are actually warm to the touch so it'd be nice to have a bunch of birds land on me because i'm chilly
as a kid i was holding a bird feeder once and birds started to land on it and me eating the seed.
then a hawk flew down and latched onto my head.
Be racist
way ahead of you chief
did it hurt?
Not today. Maybe tomorrow.
i'm just a silly man with a small dick
yeah i dont care for the fact that we cant give away our steam accounts even after we die. actually i prefer it that way. even if i had children i dont want them to get access to my steam account or my games. am i the weird one for this.
not too much since i had a hood up, but enough to feel it's claws
gabe isn't going to show up at your door if you accidentally leave all your passwords written on a piece of paper for others to find.
Sisterberg just made me her beneficiary
nah nigga i remembered my password. its already a strong password but if i actually get close to dying ill change it to something impossible.
exercise is a scam
Was sick today
Organized my entire tv library thanks to some neat applications
back from walmart
nigger how the fuck are you sick its not flu season its not cold season its not covid season nothings going around just how the fuck are you sick
again we must tell you that you're being taped
How is it a scam
I travel a lot so I get a lot of exotic bugs from the poor people
its hard and boring
aka you went back home to india
Same
No actually it was Edmonton
I will go to Thailand later
The probably China or Germany
India maybe next year
based fuck america
once you start to see and feel a difference, then you will understand
Look how easy it is to be racist
Let's continue
edmonton
there is nothing going around in edmonton right now. what fucking e. coli infested jeet temple did you go to.
I am not very fond of the negro race
going to shower. anyone wanna join?
i want the new nvidia graphics card now!!!
Skill issue. It's extremely easy and fulfilling if you have an athletic background.
cute twink? femboy?
neither
ever since I started riding my bicycle regularly I've had huge spike in energy
It was an airplane at an airport probably
The Americans want to bail out of our contracts we'll probably get about a million off of each one and then sell the product to China anyway lmao
boring
It literally makes you high, it's great
12k viewers
ummm i thought destiny was canceled and irrelevant??? bros??
only if we get to frot
Be nice :(
It literally makes you high, it's great
my streamer going to jail bruh skull_emoji
hassan gets minimum 30k
of course we can. maybe we can do more fun stuff :)
that is definitely not a weed smoker or somebody that exercises
your reaction images never match up for shit
hasan view bots
Remember that time when Tranada had their flags at half mast for a bunch of graves that were never found? Good times
Shorty gon let me crush
bet I exercise more than you, lardo
i'll let you use my foreskin as a womb and you can shoot your milkies into it
america cant stop thinking about us
They truly are Reddit: the country
americans are schizos
I can't stop thinking about Canadian twinks. In my mind they smell like syrup but I know they don't IRL I'm just making it up. They smell like our American twinks
Adults really be like this and think it's cool af
Wow he watched a shitty movie twice
maybe, I'm 20 minutes twice a day, and I'm trying to gain weight
his eyes changed colour?
retards and literal children watch hassan and his shitty drama streams, men who actually care about intellectual content watch destiny
truth nuke
DUDE I JUST DID JUMPING JACKS
I'M SO HIGH BRO
He probably has a cute nerd gf that he has sex with
She might even be Asian
If you’re high off exercising you’re either extremely out of shape or trying too hard
Hey bro Revenge Of The Sith is a solid 7/10
this but the complete opposite of what you said
I have not seen a single star wars film
I told you to clean up your legos when you're done playing
New
Actually you're wrong, it sucks. So do all of the prequels. So does the original trilogy. Also George Lucas is a pedophile
I don't do Christmas
Faggot