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/brit/
Honestly can't decide who I hate more between China, the USA or the EU. What a bunch of fucking wankers. The world was a better place when we were in charge.
What's next for T?
Make Bongland great again!
exactly
the world doesn't know what to do with itself now that the british are no longer in charge
frogposting moron
No because why did this image make my cry
remember when the Suez Canal got blocked?
was a bit of a nowtbutty in the end
based
nth for the gyaldem
in charge
When, fucking pre-WW2?
should be illegal, this
do you not know about the british empire?
Yanks are the better choice you smelly little neek
the time when we stole 65 trillion from india? not really good is it
After tanking stock markets, Trump’s tariff tsunami now provokes selloff in US Treasurys. The yield on the 10-year benchmark note, the reference point for trillions of dollars in loans and securities, rose as high as 4.47% this morning, before falling back a little.
US federal government must refinance $9 trillion in sovereign debt maturities this year plus another $2.5 trillion in fresh borrowing. Foreign capital usually picks up a big part of this tab. Good luck with that this year, Mr Trump.
brits founded america
we were the first ones there
it's our rightful clay
fuck off our general or post 4 generation family tree
never happened
Mark Felton
ah yes the "historian" who plagiarises from reddit and the Axis History Forums of all places and constantly edits his own wikipedia article
did you all get bullied out of brit/pol/ or something
Never heard of her
Remember Spaino? Lmao, loved that guy.
Been getting into Nick Cave recently, good stuff.
Enjoying your English holiday Cletus?
i'd fight for king an dcountry
never heard of him before in my life
commies soon tm
eurosissies
or our cultural brothers
yanks duh
She was cuter before
Love big noses
Mine stretches back to Ireland, 1761. Reparations now sir.
absolute mad how america was completely uninhabited just 400 years ago until the brits discovered it
source?
“We're dealing with somebody in the Oval Office who is totally divorced from economic reality.”
Trump’s economics is “a load of old bollocks”, says
Andrew Neil
My earliest ancestors came to the USA in 1914
mad if true
yeah so in the 5 generation tree every flag would be USA right?
rare captcha unlocked:
4P00
Where's yours then? If it's that easy then you should start one.
everyone on the res is descended from vikings
there is no proof that native american ever existed
economy patter is it aye
lads who are you backing? I'm on the side of yanks they're are the hegemon of anglo-cutlure. a united anglosphere destroys both the EU and China
suffering from extreme back pain, wonder if they'll give me morphine if i go to the hospital
Bongs seething LMAO
Trump is a (You) farmer answering none of your Yous. Think about that.
It is kind of mental that there was this massive continent to the west of us and we were basically like 'yeah so this part will speak English and this part will speak Spanish'.
They all hate us, we need to be playing all three sides
hate how you cunts make me look up what a 10 year treasury yield is
what if we dug a tunnel to america?
ended up going to the store myself
that woman's got a willy!!!!!
brits got to argentina first
it's rightful british clay
thats a mans gay willy
why the fuck was han solo promoted to general
even the jedi being generals during the clone wars (especially young jedi like anakin) was a bit of a stretch
doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.
why would they say this
shan(thepizzawaffle)
wasn't he a smuggler as well. absolutely no background checks going on
might ring up gamestop and ask them if they have battletoads for wii in stock, and then when they say they don't i'll simply tell them to do a barrel roll and hang up
if britain became a 51st state, it would be the most islamic state
A third of teachers reported misogyny among pupils last week, survey suggests
Dunhills.
Any one fancy an egg? Easter is fast approaching?
ancient meme
seems a bit fear-mongering
only euroids hate us
all three of them hate Britain in their own ways, we should just do the Italian tactic of siding with the winner
you literally live in an islamic country
we don't need them Yanks..... who's up for some maccas? let me slip my nike crebs on and grab me iPhone
wanks the lot of you
she was vey fat
richest man in america
got a korean phone myself
actually so true
lol yank FOY
women are supposed to be soft
had an absolutely fucking pengaleng substitute teacher once in year 8, wish i could remember her name so i could stalk her on facebook
We need to triple the Adolescence lessons
cant look at her the same since her gangbang with three niggers
not remembering her name
..vgh ... ms [redacted]... fit
she said that i have a heart of gold once...
covering my willy with purple food dye
there's very little info being given about this
documentary featuring adolescent girls and their changing bodies
hate maccas me, love a pie and chips with chicken salt and gravy corrrrororrrorrr
all three of them hate Britain
how so?
Played Death Stranding for a couple hours. Up to chapter 8 now. Might have a nap
lol
all i remember was that she said she had a ps3 and a wii so she was a gamer girl too
was more of a xbox 360 man myself but i'm sure we could've made it work
Need enough money so I can a cabin in the woods and stay there forever
The jew is responsible for creating divisions between men and women where none exist. Men need women and women need men, its the yin and yang that has existed forever. They only promote gender wars among the gentiles while they themselves have happy nuclear families
on the bbc news website are we lads
Can’t have any nationalist filth here
so i called it in, i said one VC :|. we got one dead civvy here
"how do you know it was a civilian?"
uhm, cause hes dead :D
holy sexeroli
Yanks treat us like a used up cum dumpster, Euros are pompous arseholes who always treated us worse than their fellow continentals and obviously China hates us for being white capitalist devil
which woods?
Reading Jewish news
don't understand her and bonnie blue's obsession with trying to fuck literally the entire male population of the world
was more of a xbox 360 man myself
She is still ugly doe
corr
Released on: 2005-11-28
its so fucking over
womens rights
he's looking fat and stressed. wish he would slim back down. he would look quite dashing with silver hair.
fuck off you tranny mong
She does taekwondo, you curr.
reckon she has to have regular surgeries to stop her meat flaps getting out of control?
BRITISH passports are about to get more expensive, so it is bad news if you need a new one. From tomorrow, British passport prices will rise by seven per cent, with an online application jumping up by £6 to £94.50.
going from £6 to £94
fucking hell
still in my dressing gown
latest YouTube video on 4 views
one before has 100+
I've killed my channel by not uploading for too long
ps3 was the fedora console
kek
you need one to vote as well these days
might move to rural Indonesia and become an English teacher for teenage girls
you're all being really fucking annoying today
i reckon i would be the "Bonnie Blue" of wartime. i would make it my goal to get 1000 bodycount in war if i went. i would do this by mowing down civs when i go on the machine gun on our Jeep(TM) as we pass them on the roadside
we got the lowest baseline tarrif, trump was very courteous with the queen, his gang is trying to court favour of the british right
never had a passport as I never have anywhere to go you see
Alright Mouseman? How's it going?
wartime is the only acceptable time to be shooting polices (in foreign countries). quite mental how your country might be occupying a country and with that you can go kill their cops
that's very generous of you mate
poo sneed LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you based Trump
good post
Looked better on the left
x.com
MUG MUG MUG
kill yourself parasite
brits are like GOD save the quueeen LOL!
reckon i wouldve been the most normal soldier in the Australian Iraq war. but at the same time, if i got my hands/arms blown off and could no longer use a computer i would probably go strap a bomb to my chest and run at the enemy
how can you shoot women and children?
thanks mate
I'm on the nofap
how can you shoot women and children?
im on the no cum just edge multiple times daily
ai
fuck off bugman
screaming
so you don't work either?
Why do you call every picture you save patentposting-weekend?
scrweamign
sometimes i read about the stuff women do and i hate them, then i see women irl and they are all angelic beings
why do you call yourself a woman
i see SOMEONE hasn't seen full metal jacket (1987)
t. Has never held a gun in his life
haven't been unemployed since I was a teenager what is your point
Because he's mentally ill
Because I am literally a woman
and in the Australian chemist(ry YouTuber) "GreenGuy" saying (all of the time) that the thing is a le epic edgy chemical warfare agent used in wartime once 60 years ago where they let it blow in the wind down hills and stuff, is annoying, because i thought that the thing was meant to be a warning- like, "oh thi thing was literally a weapon" to tell you to be careful with it. but i feel as though he is taking it further than that. and if anything, weapons are safer than normal chemicals because it cant hurt you if you dont make a mistake. other chemicals and their reactions can do that on top of you making a mistake. i guess the point was telling people that its a WW2 or 1 chemical agent so that you dont go drinking it, to make it safer. with other chemicals you might drink them but i think in all you would use a HVAC system nd gloves. and with gloves comes using the right type of gloves which is dangerous too. so is double gloves. they use two pairs of gloves in surgery
In desperate need of a trim
based on what?
what is a woman?
based toby making the trannies seethe with his FACTS and LOGIC
AFNMFH
did you see the new nilered
like if he worked on a chemical weapon he is careful. if a drug - for example - was brominated and he ate it he could get dementia
shut the fuck up faggot cunt
jizzrael
fomnyeg
shut the fuck up toby lmao
The EU are our allies
guess age
just seen michael fabricant's arse crack
bro got out all his devices for that one
Need money pronto
thermonuclear toby tantrum!! uh oh, stinky!!
not yet but i suppose that could be why i got a video recc for him about making coffee from scratch. but ive seen that one already. was probably a gateway to his channel or the video reccs to get me on the new video because lately ive been acting different, causing them to do that
one brominated chemical is called something like: benzbromalone (benene, bromeme, and probably a double-bond >= O on the structure, rather than it being a hormone)
Tax class: disabled
promotion interview in an hour
not sure i want it
i guess it tcould be a hormone because of what it does but its like the chemical anon mentioned yesterday as well as the best example, which is codeinone
its really pathetic. i just ignore him and then he goes back to getting 0 replies across 10000 personas he spams the general with
Mad how mousenonce is a literal paedophile who has admitted to having child porn saved on his computer
Tax class: disabIed
shes 13
makeup was a mistake
its so fucking over
baby game playing little fucking loser cunt. ohhhh oh no NEEEEEE NORRRRR NEEEEEE NORRRRR its the polis coming for that welfare check you dirty disgusting glass cunt
Never been promoted in my life desu, the few times I did a promotion interview it felt like a bigger humiliation ritual than with a new company
toby how do we stop adam from destroying /brit/ once and for all?
I’m not complaining!
mad how that post was you and you posted it to not shut up about it, like all of the other shit you say over and over again because you got a reaction from it once, you spastic
if you shut the fuck up trying to force your dogshit memes you would find a lot more success ITT, but you wont, because you want so badly to be funny and have tried for years to do that but < 10% of your posts get replies. KYS
Paedooooooooo
meltdown x
thoughts on the new gary eats video?
pozzies be like
who you voting for mate I’m voting for based Albo
nah I’m voting liberal you dumb cunt
oi fuck off cobber
*smokes meth*
Bonnie Blue mogs Lily Philips so hard lol. Lily cunt started crying after a measely 100 cocks while Bonnie was in good spirits after ONE THOUSAND.
yeah its embarrassing, accidentally admitting to toilberg that you dont really understand your current job let alone the next one up
didn't read shut the fuck up mousenonce lmao
KEK
uh oh, stinky!!
Mad how Toby just chills and lives his life whilst spaki sits on /brit/ 24/7 waiting to spam his dog shit gimmicks at him
mad how pee pee poo poo! HSAAHAHAHAHAH
You seem cool and interesting
schizo
look how jealous it is. look at how it forces memes. look at it samefag and be 10 people to get 1 reply (10% reply rate). look at it avatarfag all of it to try and be popular or known on Anon Babble for their dogshit memes
look at how the entire general is now this insecure fucktard spamming it to try and secure its 10% reply rate. all of the posts ITT are now him because hes having a tard fit that the mods refuse to stop
throttle my internet will ya
what's the best 'nam movie?
for me, it's One Nation's Pauline Hanson
mad how much toby makes adam SEETHE by his mere presence
think i've gone gay
fuck off spaedo
toby tantrum!!
FUCKING HOWLING
but bonnie also looks like she's in her 40s at 25
t. schizo
im going AFK for 10 mins or whatever i feel like
remember to report the little spastic runts posts
melty
Why did you post this mousey?
um
He’s a paedo
reminder to report 10 adam posts today, as you should be doing this every day
he is 90% of the generals problems and he did what he just did because hes jealous and insecure about his 10% reply rate being compromised with the competition and frankly just better person here
Nah, she looks great. Beautiful face and sexy body.
Hello, I'm Freddy Francesco.
I can afford to preorder one Nintendo Switch 2 and one game.
Can you?
was mousenonce a masterfag in harrow? how many fags did he have?
think so
post tits
youtube.com
audit mongs screaming foul the moment someone tells them to fuck off
im not a pedo you virgin neek
i trying to get a gf but its difficult
sneaking into the zoo at night to shag the giraffes
whats on your profile on that app you post
shagging a giraffe cake
might learn braille, reckon it would be convenient to be able to read in the dark, a superpower even
Hey look it's the Champions League song
the british tits
mad how tim's nurse is called oreo
i had a bottle of WKD from the clearance alcohol isle. its a pretty good mixer but cherry coke is best for vodka. its ok with tequila and good to start with a base which already has alcohol in it
most of us lads here would die if tim byrne punched us
i'd die if a dog barked at me
any girls wanna chat?
did you know that Stephen Fry voiced a character in Pocoyo
i wouldn't
speaking to a FEMALE coworker on teams
she asks me to do something and I say yes
she responds with "Thank you x"
then she edits it and gets rid of the x
is it because I'm ugly lads
Me neither
yes you would
She probably did it out of habit but just simply didn't intend to in the first place
Personally I think more films should have CHICKEN JOCKEY shouted at random intervals even if they aren't Minecraft related
decided moving home is UNACCEPTABLE
We living independant permanently now boys
Ah yes according to a popular youtube account!
wish i had a sandevistan
got £34 to my name and live at home (unemployed). one day I will drive something that makes me looks less runtlike but cheap like those new hybrid dacias.
Yanks have ruined this country
replicans be like... no! dont get out ouf the bucket! the bucket masters are our greatest allies
eh?
Remember when i was in the lake district and some deanos pulled up in a car like "where is everything. Where can we get stuff?"
crabs be like...crabs our our worst enemy! i hate crabs! we should all get in this bucket because it means extinction
replicans, like in blade runner?
such an unlovable face
that's probably why she turned into a complete whore
yeah mate just because something was invented in the US it means that no one else should be allowed to buy it and McDonalds shouldnt make profit in NON AMERICAN countries because if they buy the products then they are basically American or something. BTW Kevin Bacon is acqtually a big US actor omggggg who is Robin Williams or whatever the fuck? AAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
Is this true?
the US (entire country of America) had a mental breakdown on the internet at 3AM because they failed to worship an idol and buy product, so they probably rented all his movies on Netflix and added the monkey CGI film to their portfolio of media consoomed
The one filmed entirely in the UK
foreigners please stop buying our stuff, you’re not worthy of it. american goods for american pipo simple as
And what did you reply?
no other country should be allowed to see that movie because it was made in the UK. foreigners please stop watching our UK vietnam movies and go worship Jews kthx
Why do you ask?
I dont think i have anything made in america
just fingered myself and squirted all over my monitor
Need tariffs on full metal jacket pronto
The black willies
disgusting
its beautiful rorke
Theres a small tesco in Ambleside. It was weird because they were camping. Not sure what their plan was
*pissed all over your monitor
We don't hate you but we're not your greatest ally, let's leave it at that.
we should just do the Italian tactic of siding with the winner
Objectively the best course, but only if one cannot pursue the actual best option of emulating Switzerland or Sweden (sell to all sides all the time) or Turkey (do literally whatever the fuck you want to whoever you want, whenever you, because you're so ideally situated, geographically-speaking, that no one can ever even mildly reprimand you for fear of you allying with the enemy and blocking half of your access to the neighboring continent).
Yanks have ruined this country
Two World Wars, Thatcher, and ultimately you yourselves did this. Give credit where credit is due lol
I'd be surprised. I could believe it if you give me your word of honour
ambleside mentioned
bit mealy mouthed
id do quite fine in a situation where the UK gets a nuke dropped on it. im poor, you see. poor people are quite hard to kill as a group
shut up gay fag
squealing
who we got then villa or psg
What should i have said
could drop a nuke on my head and i wouldnt even have a scratch
quite mental how WW3 broke out then suddenly we had the technology to go see underground for like a hundred miles under the pyramids. i understand it isnt profitable to do that. but we really have done it now unless (((they))) - like Jeff Bezos - could go to space again. like King Charles II in space
piss off back to your barratt estate you WANKER
went in for my 3rd shit of the day and i'm still dropping solid logs, they're literally stunned at ts lol
Thatcher broke the unions which was (mostly) good. Even tight to buy helped stimulate the economy but its been a disaster since. Usa is not a good ally
See here tiktok.com
can you break this down a bit more toby
going to the shops in a sec and then ill get home and do some mouthbreathing
be quiet tobes
well the elites (the King, POTUS, and other world leaders, probably like Charles Swebab) probably wanted to go to their underground bunkers incase the nukes hit. they cannot do that with the new technology
Jeez
I just hope she's almost 14.
why can't they do it
what does being able to scan underground have to do with it?
because now they can be found. maybe they have already been found
yes but how many people have access to that technology
couldn't they just kill them and destroy it?
13 is crazy
(from the craaazy medic survival guide guy) said that putting sodium bicarbonate on an acid burn is a waste of time, which i knew yesterday, and in that i changed it to dirt/soil before turning to what i learned about chemistry on YT when they say (from their high school education probably) that if they get chemicals on them they go get in the lab shower
and actually that i forgot to include that using sodium bicarbronate on an acid burn could make it worse. i dont know which chemicals (it doesnt even matter though) react with bicarbonate but some reactions are more harmful or even violent
Achilles
bellend smells like laughing cow triangles