/brit/

chicken jockey edisb

Saw this in the cinema and the group of zoomer lads in front of me laughed so loud. I laughed at how hard they laughed.

got a head cold

decorating: complete
new doors: hung
new flooring: laid
quite enjoying the DIY life lads, going to build myself a coffee table this weekend

HEAD LIKE A COLD

been cold and cloudy all day the sun's only just come out now

need a skye gf

internet connection has been shite all day

cagjagkdsjf

black men took them all

what's the most grim vietnam war film lads?
for me it's probably the deer hunter (1978), although full metal jacket (1987) would undoubtedly be grim as fuck without the music

jacob's ladder

Jacob's Ladder is up there

when a woman bends over or spreads her legs to present her self does it reallt kick out a smell? or is it only when you start interacting with it

imagine finding out that you're dying, wouldn't you want to make the most of the time you have left in the most unrestrained way possible?

yeah, I work in the sex arse warehouse
just got my forklift truck licence

don't really consider it a vietnam film as the primary focus is psychological horror rather than war

just wanked to big boobs

platoon is pretty grim

what kind of freak nonce plays piano?

Thinking about committing a racially motivated sex crime in Chinatown

chicken jockey

mental how good life can be when you get off harmful social media

/brit/ is the most harmful social media on the internet

lmao are you 15? who wanks to boobs

might log onto gayporn.com

got a meeting with managerberg tomorrow

you just crossed the line. enjoy your visit from the local plod.

first we gran
then we gle
LET'S GRANGLE

no its not you stupid cunt fuck off

heterosexual males

okay

Canslad decided not to get the cans this week

toilberg took ill and won't be in tomorrow

Canslad got the cans

So, lads, how's your day going?

Labour votes REKT

um

Porn is vitalistic and Aryan

big cans?

gone 3 days without boozing and just want to fuck myself up

could easily poo if i wanted to

flat chest

Based Trump keeping Anon Babble unblocked

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

Ah no, lad. Just the medium cans. 8 cans. Mostly because if I got the BIG cans I'd probably be up the extra hour drinking and there's some shite meetings I have to turn up for

wonder if anyone who posts things like this has ever actually had sex

would love to have a house inside a warehouse like in better call saul

might get some cans in meself
wahey

mcdelivery is calling to me like a siren but I must resist

Good lad
WAHEYYYYYY

incels love """tradition""", """philosophy""", """the west""", and busts of famous romans for some reason

Already got the cans but have to wait til after gymtoil

what is so traditional about christianity?

say goodbye to your gains

mate you've fuckin lost the plot

been a crucial part of europe for over 1500 years

the deer hunter

was odd to see christopher walken as a younger man, he used to be a cute twink x

has anyone here seen the minecraft movie
I'm waiting until it gets released so I can pirate it and watch it out of curiosity

any utterly unlovable man in

went to the cinema and reacted to all the meme lines with all the zoomers

was a great atmosphere tbf

got the gay porn on the 75 inch TV

i dont have much in my life but take it its yours

But /brit/ told me that leftypols are actually the incels?

walking past this lads house and peeking through the window

didn't beat the game still and I don't want to spoil it by watching the film first

pfwoaring and corring

got and soundbar and a subwoofer setup too
every time they moan I can feel it in my core

There are incels in both camps. Anyone with a twitter account posting about politics is likely an incel. People who get pussy don't waste their time on that shit.

LASS WITH NICE ASS RUNNING AROUND TETBURY IN TINY SHORTS

RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

quite good post

thing is, the cure could make the queen is dead, but the smiths couldn't make disintegration.

got the tranny porn on the cinema size projector

hate canslad so much

25 years old life is clearly over there's nothing left after you reach mid 20s

always thinking about how charlie sheen watched porn (without masturbating) in his own cinema with literal pornstars sitting next to him while he smoked crack

can't think of anything more based

wtf

Why

got fantasies about living in vienna in the 1910s and meeting hitler and becoming mates with him

25 years old is the age when you start to be worth something to society

why

alcohol reduces muscle synthesis obviously. 5 drinks can ruin like 20% of your gains.

that's what does it

Have a can, lad

not me, 30 and still as worthless as i was when i was in nappies, possibly even moreso

ok

shoving a can up my bum

in awe at the beauty of life. in tears x

yeah mate? *poos on your head*

I suck at working out not like I'm making much gains anyway besides I'm not gonna have five drinks on a chewsday like an alchie mong and even if I did that's only 20% so who cares

*rips an enormous rancid fart*

blocks your path

how do you respond?

might start taking steroids, i've only got a few more years of peak muscle building potential left and i don't want to waste them trying to get a natty physique that will almost immediately begin to fail as soon as i've achieved it

I'm 28. 28 is young

*does a gay porn roar*

statistically the average immigrant is a greater benefit to society than the average native

I'd be a different person if I spawned in sunny australia

any middle aged man in?

I drink so much water it's unreal
It makes me powerful

*averts gaze and continues my virgin stride to the right of her*

The prospective 18 year old gf

Do you want to save him or ride his coattail with all that nazi faff?

I encourage this human being to perform some exercises to unfuck their knock-knees like a good lad

fair enough you go right ahead, canadians are very sensible with their drinking

wanked to gay porn again for fucks sake fuck my life

ew
EWW

she literally looks like a pig

do you have one of them water coolers that they have in offices and the like? been considering investing in one of them, sick of drinking grim room temperature water from the tap

afftae bed

more like 18 stone lol

I will keep that info in mind though once I start really making progress in the gym
Currently my goal is to make it through the workout without getting dizzy or feeling like I'm going to puke lol

lad...

Bit skinny

yh..

would desu

bet she smells of poo

Hog

Water almost always come out of the tap cold here and my whole house is on filtered water

LMAO THE FABRIC IN THE BACK

i lied about my age to get my job (i was 29 but i said i was 32 so they'd take me more seriously)

True. There's someone in /brit/ though who always insists that right-wing people aren't incels and leftypols are the actual incels.

literally plapjak's gf

i have a big 4.5L dispenser built into my fridge that i fill and re-fill

Water almost always come out of the tap cold here

because you're turning the cold tap you mong?

would

almost as if plapjack is caricaturing something ....

howling

Refuse to respond to rude posters.

dont care

sisterberg's been trying to set me up with one of her friends, she's cute and tastefully thicc but she has a tattoo so i'm not interested

The tapestry used to be what the skinny hippie bipolar slags had on their walls
now it's all just fat fucks pig whores with them
fat people literally ruin everything

What will you be doing during Christ's millenium

piss stream like a firehose

Cared enough to reply

get her plapped

didn't happen

i said "tastefully" thicc, not plappable

Mad how we're getting 8PM sunsets
Kino

Lads, good one from the Latvian today

ummm the printer is broken

walk in, it says it needs more paper

just put in the fucking paper?

ummm I just go my nails done, I don't want to break them. Do you like them?

How do I go gay, lads? I need to learn to be gay instead of being attracted to this toil Sadhbh

i woke up with a pussy WTF!!!!!!

I don't think there's a point in doing that in the first 3 years when you still get good newbie gains even as a natural

stop spamming porn

fucking state of our police, clowns

fucking get that hog pumped lad

Company just fitted out a new office, there are 2 sinks and cold/boiling water dispensers in the kitchen area

one is lowered for wheelchair people/dwarfs.... there are none of these in our company, so uselessly accommodating to non-existent disabled people, and normal people just have to awkwardly bend over to use them forevermore

it's unironically political correctness gone mad

They still haven't said what exactly happened. It's odd.

ABLs seething
x.com/_pauljoyce/status/1909999752348868827

GINGER PUBES
WAHEEEEEY
And of course
CORRRRR

should shag your sister instead

youtu.be/OoMVLQmZ1RQ?t=26

this
so cringe seeing incels post their internet girlfriends so that other men can tell them how fit they are
gives me the fear

theres a reason our coppers dont even start their careers with permission to turn the lights on when responding to crime. so they have to get there by following the highway code and stopping at lights until they do their course

genuinely dont know how any man can enjoy a woman with pubes, need her smooth as fuck me don't even let my gf shave because the stubble comes back after 3 days

make her get her twat lasered as any self respecting man should

what should they have done differently? since you know all about this stuff

tranny spammer has such dogshit taste in females just stick to posting gay penises mate

i've already maxed out my noob gains, but it's not enough, i want to be proper mighty

if its not Veitch, i aint gonna Weitch.
simples.

don't even let my gf shave

bit of a controlling cunt aren't you

you have low testosterone, may want to see a doctor

cant take anyone with a speech impediment seriously, sorry
just stop talking like a spack!

love a nice vaginoid stubble

When I was 8 I would wrap a towel around my head and pretend that I was Shakira and I knew all her choreography and I still turned out 99% heterosexual

love a bit of bush me

I said I've already wanked stop posting porn it does nothing for me

burritos for tea

If the law is passed, Le Monde, the newspaper, estimates that almost three million vehicles banned from the roads in big cities will be able to enter them once again.

well then blast away, just don't lie about it, I hate liars

just my preference init, theres 2 things i'd never put up with and its girls with pubes or girls that snore
bizarre conclusion

I don't like thinking about the chaffing and that's why when I trim I don't clear cut anymore

99% heterosexual

so you're one of those coping gays then

didn't say girls with willies

almost definitely true though

Simply done living the same day on repeat. Had my fill of passing time and bedrotting you see

just my preference init,

umm no telling your gf what she can or can't do with her own pubes is definitely controlling

no such thing

dont exist do they, would be like saying girls with 3 heads

Dream country is Mediterranean looks with Anglo humor. This song is my dream wedding song to a Brit bf

youtu.be/Ul44KOEQ8-E?si=cpQmd05C8lNihdcM

yeah they do

FFS. Thought I could get a taxi from the neighbour. It’s going to be ages if I dial the agencies

you may NOT express your attraction preferences to your partner

alri Anon Babblerelationshipadvice poster

if she cared enough she could just say no and find someone else thats pube friendly, its not like im putting a gun go her head is it

Roaring

>you may NOT express your attraction preferences to your partner

okay but that's not what was posted was it

FAO yanks

jerk off is an action not a noun

it's a yankism either way

just shoved a gay porn arse up my straight porn arse

Based
Cars are Aryan and Hitlerian
I have a right to drive into the middle of a city

yes mate im sure he smacked her around until she booked a laser appointment, get a grip

they need to say jerker not jerkoff

i wont lie to you team, these teeth whitening strips are not doing too much

yanks be like "i've got a scratch that needs itching"
makes me sick

Dadberg is obsessed with trying to get me to go on walks with him hate the cunt ffs

i don't know why you're so desperate to defend another poster
his poster, explicitly, was

don't even let my gf shave

there is only one way to read that and it's the context of trying to control what another human being does with their own body

um actually it is the given name for the third derivative of position with respect to time

you should do it, try and make effort to see my old man twice a month and we usually go for a hike somewhere with the dogs, its good for the soul

i don't know why you're so desperate to defend another poster

where's the desperation?

there is only one way to read that and it's the context of trying to control what another human being does with their own body

perhaps if you're autistic and can't infer any meaning other than literal from the written word

business idea: start calling wankers wankoffs

we need everyone cycling and walking. cars can fuck off out of sight of the central cityscape

bender

was just playing bitlife, played a black man named jamal ngubu who lived in sweden and was a career criminal and was killed in a fight in prison at age 68

Zazed.

reckon you're probably more likely to be a bender if you have a bad relationship with your dad actually

Snap

Crackle

Pop

scientists honestly need putting out of business

do any blackings?

grow up

just did a wank with my willy

aye, had several STDs

what's your inference of it
if it helps he doubles down on it

if she cared enough she could just say no and find someone else thats pube friendly, its not like im putting a gun go her head is it

i.e. she must conform to his will or he will leave her
i would love to hear how you think that isn't controlling behaviour

*parp*

jounce is even worse
what the fuck even is a jounce

Look at the people who drive through cities m8. What kind of person buys an Audi a4/mercedes c class/bmw 3 series?

A good wasp takes public transport because he’s no better than his fellow man and showing off is a sin. If he must drive, he does so in something sensible, like a Volvo or a Lexus.

psyched myself up to do something today with my useless life but have done NOTHING, SICK OF IT

Don't like the porn industry. I think it's very destructive. It preys on vulnerable girls, and has warped the modern perception of love.
I hate to be a prude, but I find the whole industry revolting and believe it should be heavily regulated.

Based.

antisemitic post

Have a good tidy up and vacuum for a bit

whats the plan now then

It's the only industry on the planet where there average woman makes 50X what the average man makes in it

Lizard rhymes with wizard.

The porn industry probably doesn't like you either, Rorke

toilet piss and then go to bed

i.e. she must conform to his will or he will leave her

you've never had a relationship before have you. probably the autism i reckon

another cracking post from literal4yearoldlad

I do think we need government-funded prostutoriums though
NEED an app made to provide easy access to sex, I have never had sex and I'm SICK OF IT

remember hearing a male pornstar talking about his intro to porn being a scene where he bummed a bloke and only got paid 100€ for it kek

I’m going from libertarianism of youth to a conservativism of age

Agree on the porn, but I’m also hugely opposed to assisted dying, have gone from open borders to believing cultural cohesion. I’m not even white and think there’s too many immigrants

Get in lads

Just alt-tabbed and got flashbanged by this image

sounds like projection on your part
either you respect a woman's autonomy over her own body or you don't

Im not even white

Fuck off

hey you're getting fat. i don't find that attractive, i'm considering leaving you

oh my GOD. are you saying i must CONFORM to your WILL? that's quite CONTROLLING don't you think?

willy sucking a womans benis

thought that was the sea on the left and you were on a weird short balcony with the door on the right, then i saw the church steeple and realized it was rotated aha

IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE SPLIT THE G AND THEN TAKEN THE PICTURE AND CAPTIONED IT 'JUST SPLIT THE G OMDZZZZ' THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE ' WOW HE SPLIT THE G HE'S COOL COOL I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND SO BAD'

don’t know why Anon Babble rotates phone pics

Yep that's another thing. Most men are established in it and to break in it have to start doing gay porn. Once you go through a few rounds of those and they trust you are degen enough and can stay hard you get to the women.

Many straight porn scenes now have the men getting their arses rimmed and licked that's where it's from.

if you think theres too many immigrants, walk the walk and get the fuck out you paki bastard

grown men biking is an ick

I think that the amateur stuff is fine and the OF models is probably the most "ethical" medium the industry can exist as. The big studios are filled with wrong uns, however.

love it when two lads get into an argument on here and everyone else is just going about their shitposting

Corrr

hate seeing pretty girls wearing short tight clothing in this weather because i’m reminded that they aren’t my girlfriend and i get all sad

I FUCKING HATE WOGS
AHHHHHGGGGHHHHHGGGHH

prostitutions is legal and widely available in this country, mongo - the only thing stopping you is social anxiety

Get a real ale down ya ya ponce

I have zero clue what to eat for dinner

many such cases

its been cloudy and cold here today. so you must be lying

eat a clue

noticeable shift between my teen years and 20s when i went from being aroused and excited about life upon seeing those types of girls; to being miserable and a little anxious whenever i seee them now
grim

aha alri literally me
walking down the high street and silently seething that literally everyone I pass can barely speak English and were only invited here to fuck up house prices and my wages even more than they already were

Let's talk about my pronouns

Want to get on the cans but I have a weekend only drinking policy, you see

the OF models is probably the most "ethical" medium the industry can exist as.

How can you say that when there is literally a degenerate arms race between the two biggest OF slags out there

JUST IN - U.S. raises tariff on China to 125%, effective immediately.

having a chilli con carne me, extra hot with jalapenoes

I also want to get on the cans but mainly cos I've done FUCK ALL today

Become disciplined so you can enjoy a singular can

QRD?

No joy in one can

Because at least with OF they get to keep the lions-share of income and aren't pressured to do anything they don't want to do. They're being humongous whores on their own terms.

A shift towards more experienced, mature women also causes one to become more 'in-tune' with their own sexuality and, perhaps, to experience a greater range of emotions during intimate interaction with one.

Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips both trying to break each others records for most men shagged in <24 hours

I’m not even white and think there’s too many immigrants

Lmao - my best friend is an arab (from quite a wealthy family - mind you) and he's exactly the same. He's constantly saying things which would immediately get me fired. He was complaining that too many of the new hires were Indian the other day.