/brit/

America won

and yet you are here

Won what

on mental health toil

Britain.

/brit/ is the greatest expression of our soft power
we should tell kier starmer this so he won't ban us

went to go see the minecraft movie with my little bro but they were sold out
haven't been turned away at a theatre since familyberg and i went to go see the return of the king in 2003

mousey :£

I really love this picture because you can see her bra.

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Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Canada, Colorado, Connecticut;
Delaware, England, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana;
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan;
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada;
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina,
North Dakota, North Ireland, Ohio;
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Scotland, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas;
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Wales, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming,

who are they

stop the cap rorke

why should we, we've still got them

i'm a mental health first aider in London on 105k a year

kill yourself

190

only when they stop oil leftypol

mynx. you think she knew you could see her bra when she posted it? what a mynx indeed

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Oi! gay boy

Large mcchicken sandwich meal, Yorkie raisin and biscuit and wispa gold scranned before going home to see eat whatever woke salad the gf has prepared

Australia was different in '03. The sun was brighter and the beaches were cleaner.

conscript the child murderers that are now conscription age. killing machine, killing machine

thats mean

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*turns head 360 degrees*

it's never made abundantly clear what branch of the military commander shepard is in, he says he's alliance navy and holds a naval officer's rank, but other times he claims he's a marine
and if you chose the "sole survivor" history, he served alongside a man named corporal toombs in an ill-fated mission on akuze, and "corporal" is not a naval rank, suggesting that this was either a multi-branch mission, or shepard had previously enlisted as a marine and then later received his officer commission in the navy

Don't make it sound so kino

They never make it clear what Price's rank is either, when you think about it

retard

mental

be right back forum

that post wasnt me though c:

Ok, can we stop messing around and talk about something real? What is your dream day? GO!

how did he get her
imagine throwing your career away for THAT
I don't understand women at all

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we have british granny rape murderers out in ukraine recruiting morons into their units using deception

to get rid of the evil putin

my headcanon is that earthborn shepard is from vancouver, it just makes sense

Only mugs have sold off their shares

almost as if its a badly written, star trek knock-off

Might feed ChatGPT a document filled with mousenonce posts and ask it to generate me 1000 more in the same style as him. That way I can enjoy them whenever I want.

Tall order for a granny but one's as young as one feels as they say

serial lying manipulator with a suitcase full of hidden cash waiting for him on release

i hate bitcoin

you missed the n't after have

get it to do more squirrel ones i loved those

*blackmails you*

wouldn't say it's badly-written, people switch branches in the military all the time, and marines do tend to have that "once a marine, always a marine" attitude

you all loved the squirrel posts

been posting in the wrong thread ain't i

Is it ever explained why all the aliens in Mass Effect all speak English? Also how didn’t Earth get completely destroyed by the Turians in the First Contact War?

why does sugar make me feel so fatigued
fuck sake

billy billy not really

remember when mn killed that swan

Sir Chicken Jockey

University Open Days. Travel by train. Stay overnight. Parents booked you a Travelodge and gave you some spending money. You're tucked up comfy. Breakfast at Wetherspoons. This is the life.

because they're clever

bots are fucking dogshit

Stay overnight. Parents booked you a Travelodge and gave you some spending money. You're tucked up comfy. Breakfast at Wetherspoons.

never happened

i have 40 lithium-ion batteries from ecigs if you would like to blend them up (thank you MI5)

why are you writing like a british tv advert

It did. Open day at St. Andrews meanwhile I'm based in Cornwall. Was more sensible this way and let me get the lay of the land.

will british kino ever return or is it dead forever?

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how do batteries interact chemically with piss, nettles, orange peel and toothpaste?

this isn't just /brit/...
this is m&s /brit/

wire up a cat lithium-ion battery where live goes to ground and the ground goes to the battery positive terminal

Open day at St. Andrews

Study in Jersey please.

why isnt the market crashing? china has just retaliated and the market isn't so much as dipping

£40 for some boxers? taking the biscuit

getting the chemicals, like from chemical manufacturers, mixing the batteries with piss in freebase would be interesting. using iodine if you are going that way looks good, too. im not trying to write with authority a nd confidence to persuade you but iodine (which is hard to get) mixed with "freebase piss" would be cool. or iodine and lithium

mad how the 80s training video in that episode is seen as old and out of date but it would have been less old at the time than the office is to us now

YEAHH

that's a man

can see her fanwah

and putting those things into a nettle pksyn. probably not piss (but the iodine)

my question is who the fuck is buying at a time like this, it keeps pumping

um

can we please nuzzle under the wing of benevolent china

might join the army as an officer so i can get bullied by the enlisted veterans who don't respect my authoritah
can see myself saying things like "i did all my training on a simulator, i got the high score"

need to see a big pulsating cock in there asap

fanois

When something crashes 25% you buy simple as

your an interesting little critter bro

can see her fannie

Just had a look at the comedy section on BBC iPlayer and oh my days it is dead, buried and throw away the key. I don't see how British Kino could ever return. Britain simply doesn't produce Ricky/Stephen/Karl-types anymore.

ok

cant wait to enlist into the army and in a foreign country suicide bomb on TikTok

thats retardoid

went all in in February

get paid monthly so the dip will be slurped by the time of the next check

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yeah iam fine signing to fight for king and coutnry abroad or demonstic

can't have comedy under woke

the evil putin moscow HQ the kremlim. to beat the putinbots and spread strong white men in Russia. if i was in WW2 i would of suicide bombed hitler live on TikTok for everyone to see and thats literally evil Putin

Listening to the folk prog wizard of Ian Anderson's JETHRO TULL

nice fannard that is, wouldn't mind sticking my willard in there

check

those Russians only have shovels and pickaxes lmao and the other side has guns, i just heard. its so over

I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry I meant cheque I will FOY now

Buy low sell high nerd

Putler and evil China is in cyber war against Britan

star wars galaxies fat orange mon calamari entertainer dancing suggestively in mos eisely catina in his pants next to a twilek girl doing the same

mad how he's still tooting the old flute after all these years

so horny might shag my teddy bear

Your life sounds comfy as hell. Let me aks you something. Tell me how to get like you bro, I'm trying to live like you?

theyve got pakis and nigerians looking after are time, sordid state of affairs

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fat orange bastard failing around incompetently...remind you of anyone??

Tesco £1.65 "prosecco"
thats alcohol!

That’s what they expect you to do…

hmm what's that you say mr. internet? kalina ryu? asian fuck doll? well don't mind if i do!

Australia is right next to China, as we all know, from HOI4

He plays flute now better than he ever has I think

um

Timothey Byrne

Normal

not a doctor but i don't think that's correct

Aww yis! A new episode of "Man Like Mobeen" followed by a double bill of "Crongton"!

burger nuggets nuggets burger

she be gaming

Who is 'they'

important notice for patients and visiting relatives

your stuff will absolutely get nicked in a hospital if you're not watching it

i don't remember seeing these signs in the 90s

andy townsend commentary

The number of small boat migrants coming to the UK has now surpassed the number of soldiers used during the d Day landings

does he still stand on one leg haha x

This is what a voted for

rorke porting his service from tesco mobile to poundland wireless

wish i understood geopolitics

i understand everything about geopolitics

Yeah haha sticks his arm in the air still quite theatrical. Looks like a pirate with his bandana haha proper quality

Hope you're doing OK x

commander shepard's birthday tomorrow, he/she's going to be -129

mass effect wanker loves his bloody mass effect

I'm surprised the Minecraft movie did so well. From what I can tell the script is nothing but internet memes and references and every single one met rapturous applause in cinemas instead of being regarded as cringe or lame. Jack Black must be some kind of wizard.

the kids love it

my dream is to move to australia and live there

You of all people should know

its post-post-irony

Joe Cox
David Amess
Keir Starmer

concerning post might report it to gchq

it's the best trilogy of sci-fi military third person shooter games with branching narratives and dialogue trees of all time

I am not German and I'm actually in Belgium rn

A man enters a cafe with a rude, sadistic female waitress. When he asks for water, she clicks her tongue and makes him drink her urine. The food he orders is mixed with spit and eaten, and if he spills it, he's slapped. She even makes him lick and clean his dirty shoes. She makes him smell her farts and inhale her foot and pussy odors, treating him like a deodorant. If he angers the waitress, she even makes him eat vomit and feces! If he leaves any food, she charges him 20 times the normal price, so he can't leave until he's finished eating?!

kids eat that shit up

nigga it's the ONLY trilogy of sci-fi military third person shooter games with branching narratives and dialogue trees

watch Babylon 5

that nigga a magickitian

are there other sci-fi military third person shooter games with branching narratives and dialogue trees?

what the fuck havent they got food safety standards
thought they were all neat freaks

Any shit raping fuck rape man in?

I've had friends do it but they come back. It was just too far for them.

i suppose spacemongs just doesn't exist then

I'm a male rapist

space mongs 3 was the greatest game ever made, the perfect ending to the trilogy

guess age left

knights of the old republic if you could swtor as the third entry and the jedi as a military organisation and decide to use guns instead of lightsabers

played mass effect 3 i think for an hour and uninstalled had no idea what was happening and the gameplay sucked balls

Got my cock rubbed by a stranger yesterday haha

Ah, so you’re the cuck poster?

wonder what i'd do if i had a ridiculously huge knob
suppose i'd have to do porn because normal women would be intimidated by my shmeat

My bc is 1100 women and one thing was true for them all: they HATE anal sex. They might pretend to enjoy it, or enjoy it by proxy because Chad is into it but women don't really feel that much pleasure in getting fucked in the ass in fact they hate it.
I also had sex with 37 men, mostly as the top, and men enjoy it in the ass much more. The dozen or so times I tried being the bottom, if the guy does enough prepping on your sphincter beforehand (foreplay, vaseline, etc.) it's actually a GOATed feeling. Wouldn't recommend doing it for years on end, but it's actually extremely pleasurable for men. And indeed all men I fucked loved taking it in the ass.

Women will rim assholes, suck turds, foreskin play, get stomped while taking it doggystyle, pronebone chocking, all that shit but one thing that stays the same is that most of them truly don't enjoy anal sex.

remember choosing between blowing up the federation base and betraying the rebels to shag that fit spurloopian warrior maiden in space mongs 2
hard choice lol, what a game

No I'm just posting from the train from NL to UK. No idea why it's showing a DE flag x

apply for job

Finish all the interview stages within about 3 weeks

wait a week

they get back saying they want to give me an offer but need to greenlight it with management

wait another two weeks

get back saying the business has decided to keep the roll suspended and will hopefully be greenlighted shortly but they understand if I've found something else

What's going on here, I wanted to take time off between jobs so it's not actually a problem but are they just indirectly rejecting me?

auntberg got drunk once and talked about how she once shagged a bloke whose knob was as big as her forearm

Think you’re better than me just cos you’re galavanting out on trains and i’m stuck in my smelly bedroom?

got a theory on why so many trannies have huge willies, basically imagine looking at your huge dingaling all day it would be hard not to become some weird porn sex obsessed freak

sounds like their company is not a well-oiled machine in the slightest, logistical fuck ups abound, i'd look elsewhere if i were you

fingering my arsehole til I cum poo

bazza becomes PM

bazza conquering foreign tribes (again)

the poodem

why cant Boris Johnson (as PM), in the UK, go on TV (owned by the government) to do whatever demonstration he wants? because the government disagrees? thats ridiculous

What will you do with your first billion lads?

wish i worked for a massive megacorporation where i had a huge corner office with a stunning view of the city skyline and expensive whisky in one of those crystal bottles on the shelf over in the lounge corner where i'd have pow-wows with my superiors and underlings alike

he could of just injected himself with COVID on live television himself

buy a big comfy bed, a soft woman and some animals

buying a poo

Ye sounds about right haha

skibiddi toilet rizz

squander it

someone should make a war film where one guy shows a picture of his girlfriend back home to another soldier and then that first soldier survives the whole film

Nice I like it

I will move to America.
I will live in the suburbs.
I will have a white wife.
I will have a massive blonde family
I will exercise the 2nd Amendment.
I will support Trumpism.

they couldve all gone to the live television live broadcast broadcasted on the television to go look at are Boris on stage for him to breathe it in and get sick, then see what happens. its his life he is risking for a belief and if the PM wants to kill himself he should be allowed to

back from a 3 day ban
best 3 days of my life, started to un-arse everything
but now the fun is over, have to come back to this wretched place

welcome back brother

the leaves on your car would be a nightmare, esp. the ones that get into that little look at the bottom of the windshield where the windscreen wipers are

Sir Tight Pussy

see you in the next life brother

buying ephedrine online

i work at the factory that makes the "posted it again" awards and i am begging you, we are exhausted

I love this show so goddamn much

I will not log on to Anon Babble

I will not log on to Anon Babble

I will not log on to Anon Babble

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might attend my next AA meeting absolutely rat-arsed drunk
will be driving myself there of course because the meetings are quite late at night and the buses don't run that late around here, what else is a man to do after all?

im angry about things, angry about Boris Johnson!

Yh probably fair aha

Does James May have a family?

smart investors keeping the market afloat

cerebral

the market

that shit isnt real

based panicans being scuppered once more by crafty jews

Yep my stocks are now -5% but I just put in almost all my disposable income because that's the best deal I'll ever get

three women out in the street in their pyjamas and dressing gowns. fucking STATE of this country

You're a funny guy eh

really wish i'd be kept in a psych ward for a month or so, just need some time away from the world in a controlled environment where all my needs are met and i can focus on dealing with my deeply-rooted psychological problems
you can't just rock up to a hospital and ask to be sectioned though, you need to have a schizo melty or try to kill yourself

You just can't force a woman to get pregnant
You just can't force a woman to have kids with a man she doesn't want to have kids with

why all the aliens in Mass Effect all speak English?

Universal Translators

didn’t Earth get completely destroyed by the Turians in the First Contact War?

They didn't know the location

Insane how it was all made in the space of 5 years when we're now at 10 years without Fallout 5, 12 years without GTA 6, and 14 years without Elder Scrolls VI.

Don’t like it given back to them do they

teach me how to dougie

you can't post the wolf toby

After Trump deports all browns there will be mass migration of Europeans to America.

time for a gay little incel nap

you're going to the pokie m8

haha brabley wolsh

toby? /brit/ told me you were dead

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way, dickhead

The Chinese gf keeps opening windows for no fucking reason

bradleycord on a mad one

screaming looks like bradders bussing a fat nut and shooting fat ropes inside some young fanner

just witnessed spamming / flooding

he has a great hairline!

screaming in a fat pakis face

reggie :3
jasper

Ventilation is good for you

cheers

why dont you go to a buddhist monastery retreat or just pitchen a tent outdoors and live like a hobo for a bit

I'm getting the word that rorke pulls no punches, but he doesn't push the river

You lads are sound I love you all

just scranned a couple of boiled eggs

chinese gf

how carnal is her lovemaking

trade wars are pretty stupid to be fair

opening the blinds in bold defiance of sunberg as he shines his light into my smelly flat exposing my runtish existence to the street outside

doing a gay porn scream in a fat mongo disabled retarded pakis face

not him but yeah its pretty good

she lays there and squeaks with a grimace on her face
hate shagging asian birsds

where do you stand on robot wars and storage wars

Any runtpilled individuals in?

im a boat-pilled sink-maxxer

can you actually just go to a buddhist monastery and ask to stay with them for a bit? i heard that their entry requirements can actually be quite stringent, and i'm also not a buddhist (although a few of my beliefs do align with theirs)

fat mongo disabled retarded paki

spaino?

me sons yhe bimble wlsh

what pornsite is good in the uk?
'hamster or 'videos?

begging 4 a pegging

i usually use spankbang or porntrex

might go to the pond and feed poo to the paki ducks

Someone has already done that and keeps posting them here

people say this but the times I had sex with one Chinese girl she would've done damage to me if she didn't weigh 80 pounds.

dont watch porn me
its grim muck you see

what would Adolf Hitler say if he saw you hunched over your phone having a furious wank?

That's a turn-based game it's not a shooter

want to look at my phone and could probably quite easily find it if i just took a cursory look, but i can't be arsed for even that

erome is another good one

"corr let us see then"

fuhrerious wank

it's in third person and you can use guns, therefore it's a third person shooter, deal with it nigga!

wanting to enjoy the nice weather but can't think of any reason to go out besides walking

then walk

bigdicktrannies dot gov dot uk

I'm Slavic.

bush wank

That doesn't mean it's a shooter

Don't think I've had a phone wank since pre smartphone days
Waiting for 720p photos of milena velba to load on 2g speeds and paying like 10p a minute for the pleasure

marry a foreign woman that speaks terrible english

grim non-garden haver

you can usually either go to organised retreats or stay for a certain time as a lay guest. it would be best to ask ahead or look at their website. you might also be encouraged to bring some food or household items as a donations. during your time there you have to abide by their rules and follow their routine including early starts and helping clean. the eight precepts you most likely would have to follow are :

To refrain from intentionally taking the life of any living creature.
To refrain from taking what is not given.
To refrain from any sexual activity: no physical contact or intimacy with the opposite sex.
To refrain from dishonest speech.
To refrain from using alcohol or non-medicinal drugs.
To refrain from eating after noon. (Non-milk drinks, juice, sweets, sugar & honey are allowable).
To refrain from dancing, singing, playing music, and wearing cosmetics, perfume, and jewellery.
To refrain from using luxurious beds and seats.

bzzz….bzzzz..bzzzzzzz

i can eat 50 eggs

reuse reduce recycle

Omg, I'm not reading this

am i mad or is that a bee with a cats head

Then go for a walk or sit in your lovely garden

sounds utterly fucking miserable

well I wouldn't expect you to since you didn't ask

Spankbang
Sxy prn
Porntrex