/brit/

ukkie boy edish

inter yernan

my hiding spot in the nuclear apocalypse is a parking garage :3
i want multiple stories of car batteries

y'all ain't shit

have you ever forgot to empty the bin for like a week and then smelled it?
that's what my bedroom smells like

i sort of know how a nuclear panel works and could totally design one easily and wouldnt die if a dog just barked at me

i miss my cat

Would prefer it if we didn't go to war before the summer, I've got tickets for Silverstone booked

Elf looking changeling mf

ikk ook

got him here with me

Toilberg just came by and wished me good luck at my new job and thanked me for me for my work at the company for the past few years

yhe binble

Europeans really are cretins aren't they

yeah!

Guess age left

too right fellow magapede

cringe 25 year old. grow up

what

why are you posting these...

I'm the most intelligent man in /brit/

one on the right is like 30
(woudl them both if legal)
she looks really old for a scene girl and has the face of a 25 year old

sometimes its better not to know and just wank

well i was surprised by her age. wanna know if others are surprised by her age.

45

la sir, thou art a nonce

or the one on the right is like 18. either young or really old

how am i a nonce?

deep dive with r honor
youtube.com/watch?v=GpZPb-iOhJI

Both 18 you say? Thats just grand

:/

Why’s DTFIC posting videos of little girls dancing now then?

posting all your questionable age noncery is very noncey m8

still wondering how to earn money

The son from the Costco 'BOOM' father and son duo was born the day Thatcher died.

women in the Thatcher era couldnt do their makeup

Kek

Think of it as anthropological studies.

I don't know what that is

get out of my head

carried out by a nonce

sick of this country
everyone obsessed with bloody thatcher
SHE'S DEAD GET OVER IT

I eat my pork medium rare

What is the British equivalent of American carnival folk?

wearing shorts despite it being only 13c cos I'm an optimist

gypos

A dildo in Thatcher’s dead arse

she was based actually and a lot of people hated her (which is a good thing)

MAGGIE'S IN A BOX

why don't you stay in your own thread

wonder if gordon freeman has a morphine addiction
how could he not with his HEV suit pumping it into him regularly? and he barely even has any physical reaction to it which suggests a level of tolerance

come home australian man

SHE IS DEAD
SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER FULL STOP
SHE IS DEAD GET OVER HER

which thread would that be

don't know if it's just my gooncave that stinks or if ti's actually still me

because it was paracetamol
i know you wanted me to say ketamine

you lads heard the latest about thatcher?

the one that you made to post your nonce tiktoks

writing my suicide note in LaTeX

Keep seeing people post a woman that's barely above anorexic and claim they love chubby women
If you saw the chubby women I'm into you'd throw up

he’s a paedophile

Mickey Rorke

are you a freecummer or do you use a sock?

any niggas who remember the Theia collision in

why

stfu n00bie

maybe when you're playing mate in my game he's perfectly sober aha

This thatcher is no more! she has ceased to be! she's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! she's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace!

coom in my boxer shorts

How bout that Thatcher ay lads?

you're overreacting

nah mate was about 4 billion yonks before my time x

I have a dedicated goon towel

looking at peeky blinders images with captions on them, "if a man teaches you how to fish, dont go fishing in his pond"

thatcher?

As a white Italian man I DEMAND a Scottish gf

fuck yeah

this nigga loading a quicksave every time he gets hurt

omds rorke has been spotted in glasgow

and the whole image is in black and white

the raped

shes 13 btw

meanwhile leftypol

wonder if it's common for girls to think men's pee is stored in the balls

don't let toby find out

nigga that's NUTS

am i a girl

accidentally kicked a chair leg the other day and my toes still hurt, wonder if i should see a doctor about it x

it's absolutely sweltering in my smelly bedroom

Why are you open about your paedophilia all of a sudden?

Knew a girl who went to the drop in centre because she swallowed her bfs cum n was worried she might get pregnant

just scratched my elbow

how am i a pedophile?

wont really matter once you’re face down arse up

yeah I'm thinking beans on toast for lunch

it's not?

my dad would be mad

Skirts that short should be banned until 16

I use small plastic bags as a substitute for condoms while gooning, very convenient

at least she swallows, don't understand the logic of women who spit it out, it's already in your mouth love, it's not chewing gum, it's not going to be stuck in your guts for 7 years (which i'm aware is a myth)

women are such messy arrogant creatures

Feel like saving videos of 13 year old girls while it might not be illegal is nonce adjacent and creepy

people would call me jewish in how i trade, but they dont. really im just for the free market so i am respected

Settle down heatherpaedo we don’t want to hear your incel rants again xx

might play mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it)

i am saving videos on the clear net posted on tik tok with hundreds of thousands of views from normal people. i'm in no way aberrant.

imagine trying to tax people if alchemy was real. thats the real truth

shut up pozdog

sucking a covfefe

Get help DTFIC

you're a vile nonce m8

And i would say tiktok is worse than you but youre still grim

Which romance you going with? I always do a cheeky shag with jack when I play me2 in addition to the main ones

dtfic is emmet post-medication
some deep lore for you there

Always went with Jack too. Not played ME2 for about 15years tho

Different guy, and he’s clearly not medicated he’s just as schizophrenic and deluded as Em just less retarded

Spaino has utterly scrambled this canuck's brain

Insane how desperate he is for attention from the /Brit/dem now lol

Lads are chinos bent?

wtf is going on in this thread

I am not a pedo

Don't know why this other "leaf" is pretending to be me

i'm not your dtfic guy or whatever. i understand this general has many schizos

rorke getting his car washed at the romanian car wash on his way to get his hair cut at the turkish barbers before grabbing a chicken burger from the pakistani takeaway for lunch

just ate four twirls

No, getting a cock up your arse is bent.

what the fuck is a Juno pose

it's adam on a vpn

always hated the short video format. its always lacking in any depth and the informative ones are virtually ALWAYS wrong. If I want to learn something online there has to be an introduction, the main information, then a conclusion. But zoomers out here watching 5 second squidward farting videos, no wonder they're so mentally damaged

youtube.com/watch?v=17l_aqnlBMY

Not much. What's Juno pose with you haha

I am also not a schizo stop calling me that

Yeah I know it's mental how badly I mindraped him this is what he does when I'm not here

I just ask AI

hahahaha

Rorke quenching his thirst with a refreshing pint of gravy

5 second squidward farting videos

why ask us to guess the ages if theyre all going to be 13

mad how you're soon going to be able to have a full verbal conversation with an AI and not even realise that you're not talking to another human

Anthropology apparently

Its already happening on Discord.

Double wank this morning

If you’ve ever tried that sesame ai it’s already extremely close. I actually got social anxiety talking with “her” that’s how good it is

Get a grip lmfao

what do you mean "all"? It's the same girl. Pic related is 16 though. Maybe 15.

Growing a good crop of stinging nettles in that greenhouse

yeah but you can still tell it's a software program from the way it structures its replies and it's only a beta test
imagine in 5 years when they have perfected it

omds I've only gone and completely fucking arsed my life up by being unemployed for 10 years LOL

yummy nettle soup

Ive really gotta stop posting here for good if this is how far this freak is going to go to try and troll me

please see a doctor

What do you mean? I just get slightly nervous talking on the phone with people especially when they’re very outgoing and I got that sense with this AI. It’s amazingly convincing.
Depends what you ask it but also you know it’s an AI so you’re loooing out for little hints. If I wasn’t told beforehand it might fool me for a bit.

Why is finding a job so hard now? It's like damn I just wanna have work

he's stuck in his bedroom in a wheelchair
he's never going to stop posting here

???
You already know it's not a real person though

Fell into a field of jeggy nettles as a young boy once. Was bad.

my first ever playthrough i went liara-jack-liara, second time i went ashley-miranda-miranda
playing female this time so i'm doing kaidan-thane-kaidan
i think jack is my favourite if i'm honest

eaten a full tin of pear halves and a full tin of rice pudding just now

yeah i just yawned there x

go to work to earn money to live to go to work to earn money to live to

me? i collect crystals from lighters :)

Exactly but social anxiety isn’t logical is it.

so much bogies coming out of me right now

Shitting again

just become an alcoholic

eat an orange peel :)

Nah I don’t have it bad. When I say social anxiety I just mean that nagging feeling you get when you’re talking to someone outgoing that you don’t say something retarded, just like a low level nervousness. But yeah booze does make it go away

Need to replace scrolling addiction with something not sure what though

Alri grandad, wash it all down with a glass of mead did you?

wanking

only one orange peel and see if you like it, but dont eat too many or you might get cancer

get them ate

try heroin

haha, it was my gran who gave me both tins as it happens

it was lovely though

When did it all start to go wrong

in bed farting

doing a watch of platoon (1986), only well-known 'nam film i ain't seen yet i think

wondering about what to do today

just got paid £50 by nationwide (or the naish as i call them)

Oh I thought you meant you became a stuttering blubbering mess

one of my mates slept with my other mate's gf and everyone knows about it now
cucked mate is distraught and said he's never talking to mate who cucked him again
very awkward situation

errr... day's over chief

it's nearly 4, the day's done

tomocholous

just woke up

when you started loving the wrong person........

princesses

errr....

t. gigalo who shags the cashier at nationwide branch in exeter in the back office on her lunch break

said he's never talking to mate who cucked him again

Can safely say this means fuck all to the lad who was more than happy to pump his cum into the other one's gf.

just not on is it?

rorkeypops small cock x

does seasideMARK still drink a lot or has he given it up now

love doesn't exist
grow up

I think it was more a covert way of him telling me that I should blank him too.

got another good one coming up stay tuned

i always wonder why nationwide rebranded into a knockoff natwest with the same colour scheme, an ai-generated rip-off logo and a similar name as well

watching the s&p500

Cant trust a lad like that desu unless the cuck is a pathetic weasel

get his gf pumped

yeah it is on actually, I'm allowed to sleep and wake up whenever I want, I'm a grown man!!!!!

don't know, haven't been on /britfeel/ in a year because it was ruining my brain

Convenient name, given her job

we have to go back

Not a fan me. Its gone downhill recently

sat here with my bum up in the air haha

It is genuinely mad how much Jordan Peterson's mental state has deteriorated.

i love golden retrievers aaa

I think many lads would shag another lad's gf if they thought they could get away with it. Sad but it is what it is. Male nature.

nah nah I wouldn't do that

right you are mate away you go and play your digimons the adults are talking

get the stocks sold

bit rude

what's he up to these days hahaha, all I see of him recently are where he has tearful eyes

you know how discord lets you add notes to profiles that are only visible to you (including your own)?
i wrote "ktim" on mine

[idiotic statement]
grow up

hahah

mad how S&P is called Standard and Poors so it's like you're either at a standard level or you're poor haha

youd date a 25 year old scene girl but wouldnt exactly like to be seen in public with one

Nah, cucked lad is sound as. This was completely out of the blue.
His (ex)gf looks like Fiona from Shrek (Ogre form)

fully cashed out before trump took office
common sense really anyone who didnt do the same is a dingdong

it's actually perfectly normal since everything is in fact mad

Appeared on Piers Morgan talking about men's menthol elf while crying his eyes out again

I did it but then I got fomo and got back in with 20% of my capital

Could be worse

Still waiting for my £50 from Nationwide. That’ll fund my ‘kizzas for a couple of weeks

used to see a hot young goth girl who always wore a short skirt and fishnets with a bald older man hanging around my shopping centre
wondered if they were father and daughter but i'd guess not because i certainly wouldn't let my daughter dress like that in public

learning how to lucid dream so i can do.... things.. in my dreams

i can't let myself admit to the sort of vulnerability it takes to even seek a gf. people ask me about it and i just laugh it off

had a mate who slept with another mate's gf
he now has zero mates and is a sad lonely cunt who keeps trying to get back in touch
he's going to die lonely and miserable because he couldn't control his cock one time
the guy who got cheated on eventually hung himself btw
it's not big or clever or grown up to ruin a load of people's lives, including your own

goths arent scene sqtually

this bird right here. honestly no clue how old she is. looks around 16. anyway i just remember some guy posted this on another board (think it was Anon Babble?) and some guy started sperging "Shes clearly Welsh! Obvious Welsh phenotype!" Fuckin spastic kek. Any Welsh phenotype expert? Do you concur?

i know but similar cultural vein and similar discussion topic

my overwatch tanks name is mohamad inshallah he leads us to victory

never a frown with gordon brown

what the fuck is wrong with you?

there are 25 year old goths though

lass at work looks a lot like Shrek's daughter from the new shrek slop and let me tell you I would ride the arse off her

girls like this need to be imprisoned in reproduction chambers as cattle

Can you fuck off please?

Honestly no idea how, unless you actually hate the guy, you could do this to your friend
At no point along the way so you start to think this is wrong and stop, this goes for both parties involved
Are normies this lacking in critical thinking skills?

dtfic’s tulpas going mental at each other

Feelin' a little blue.

the dea should be replaced by that other one which is much harder to remember

whats wrong?

25 is far too old
t. fat balding 34 year old man

youre not 25 though but good for you innit thats hot and all that

dwp spreads cheeks and rams cock in fucking arse

Oh and the man did that yeah? He kicked the ball? That's what he did? That made you feel elated yeah? You felt more alive than you've ever felt before? Because the man kicked the ball?

my mum asked me to get some certificate from the administration but upon further questioning it turned out that she doesn't know what papers I must present to get it because they know her and just hand it over to her every time she asks for it in person. fuck that, too much effort. I don't engage in social situations where I don't know exactly how it's gonna proceed.

don't like tea me

giwtwm

unless you actually hate the guy, you could do this to your friend

In my experience, there are always people within friend groups who don't fully see eye to eye. You can have a group of people in which there are many different friendships but it doesn't necessarily mean every person is good friends with everyone else, or indeed even likes them.

People in the group who you think are bellends but tolerate and vice versa. They'd shag your gf if the opportunity arose, because they don't really like you. And I'd do the same to them probably.

trying to write a video game and sturggling x

stop talking nonsense
you're mousenonce aren't you? no one else is this schizo (except maybe heathermong but he's at least coherent sometimes)

um dude that isnt even hard

can't believe my government wants me to go to ukraine and kill people like you
you are exactly like me, why should i wish harm upon you

Ironic that leftypol cant feel a sense of something greater than himself a communal joy and togetherness

S&S ISA down 8 grand lads

do i buy the dip?

which game? x

haha?

I hate that moment when the realisation sinks in that you’ve been talking to toby this whole time and just wasted 15 mins of your life

big titty goth gf

I really love this picture because you can see her bra.

Your seasideMARKs
Your tim byrnes

who's toby? new guy?

Oh and the man did that yeah? He kicked the ball? That's what he did? That made you feel elated yeah? You felt more alive than you've ever felt before? Because the man kicked the ball?

Oh and the man did that yeah? He imposed the tariffs? That's what he did? That made you feel elated yeah? You felt more alive than you've ever felt before? Because the man imposed the tariffs?

I'm trying to make something to play in a web browser but can't get the underlying loop to work properly x it stops at the first tick and doesn't keep going

phwor

wow, America is fucked

this is the only toby i care about

screaming

my dad played in the premier league in the early 90s

listen right, when the man kicked the ball into the goal to give the team their first big league win in decades, right, that's what made me feel elated. it's not the immediate action of the ball being kicked, it's the STORY behind it, yeah? so can it, four-eyes

mynx

are stocks crashing?

any globalist jews controlling the world and that in

alri mark bosnich jr

stealing the lights off a police car shouldnt be a crime in the UK

for swindon town, was it? oldham athletic?

give me jury duty. im extremely prejudice towards everyone and will choose the wrong one

alri

emo revival
youtube.com/watch?v=_0i1VU4fEdo

Ian Dury Duty

They don’t send you the letter if you’re tax class: disabled

sunny outside but just don't want to go out x