/brit/

hull edizione

America is soooo goated

200% tariff on sex arses

cousin lives in new york and is going to marry a pretty californian girl and im still here in my grim norf fc town

Glinner has engaged in harmful behavior, including the public disclosure of personal information and harassment, targeting underage individuals who disagreed with his views on transgender issues. He is associated with far-right ideologies and has been described as holding extreme and conspiratorial beliefs. His personal life has reportedly suffered, with his wife filing for divorce and estrangement from his children, reportedly due to his focus on promoting anti-transgender sentiment. Notably, two years ago, he posted over 100 anti-transgender tweets on Christmas Day alone.

peng

These have been here for weeks
Never doing anything just parked there

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glad you like my animefication, i paid for a month of chatgpt plus so i will make lots of anime images out of memes for you lads

Is this the thread?

means they're free to take lad

Don't want them

Your pollen levels brit

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grow up

Why does he run ads before starting the blacked spam?

rorke's mum on a mad one

only had 3 hours sleep
whatever..

go back to bed

i would take those home

Good morning to my fellow Aryans.

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Gm

I will move to America.
I will have a white wife.
I will have a massive family of blondes.
I will support Trumpism.

need to go toss some other paper between government agencies again fuck should've done that yesterday since it's in the same buildings I visited

Holy based

holy cringe

also need to do that until friday because it's gonna be warm after that and I won't be able to hide my long hair with a hat

david lee roth shadow work

about to go in for my first shower of the year in a bit

haven't had a wash in like 5 months me

kim jong-un is a millenial icon

His sister would get it.

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Monkeys are soooo dope

Monkeys are soooo dope

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mental how some toil freaks are already toiling meanwhile some toil freaks and just waking up about to go to toil mental

white men owe asian women sex

I'm two minutes from toil

All while you're sat in your smelly incel bedroom making incel posts on a Burmese pottery forum.

you don't know the difference between a monkey and an ape
sad

maynard g krebs would never tuck his shirt in don't be ridiculous

Broken Britain

farting in my pyjamas

doing a bum

been diagnosed with ligma lads

best timmy cud do

punch a gamer in the face put him in his fucking place

thats not bad

LOL

timmy be like oh heavens dorothy look how stunning this is lol

m8 she's gorgeous. u must be gay. most cronem are closet gays like indians and arabs . thats why they like being in the cronem building with lots of men

Wow

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Morning team. Granola and greek yoghurt for breakfast with a cup of tea. Got dentist at 9:15 am been singing a song about going to dentist

Won't somebody think of the Wirral?!

looks back

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I will move to Edoras.
I will have a Rohirric wife.
I will have a massive family of Rohirrim.
I will support Theoden King.

been singing a song about going to dentist

vocaroo?

need one of them to sit their big fat ass and fanny on my face

they are getting dropped off by yardie goons

zieldy did you know i have ligma

ziedy was raped by a black man when he was 7 years old
all this cuckposting is him fetishizing his own rape
i pity him

aragon and bilbao

the headcannon y'all have for completely anonymous people is cooked

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth

Deeply unsettling

forever forever forever ducks <3

quite seaside-esque :3

It's over

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i exposed the cronems as being gay and shagging each other while the girls are on they phones lmaoooooo you lost

good fuck this country if i cant have england better it go under

Thanks :3

your voice training needs a lot of work mate. recommend you head on over to and stop posting here for a bit

trannies are so grim

She's soooo cute

My voice is fine I get gendered female irl all the time de lads

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trump is a based leftypol doing degrowth socialism

Lol, good video

Absolute paradise on earth.

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i love coal saar

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Morning time /Brit/ is actually nice and comfy

make an apu manime image

peng

american jobs for americans is LE BAD!?

what anime is that?

make sure you recycle your plastics to save the planet though

sweatshop jobs for sweatshop wages is LE GOOD

am going to the deeeeeeentist la la la

two thirds of Anon Babble's catalog rn is Minecraft shit

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post an apu image but i have to leave in 15 minutes

It's Bleach. The second cour of thousand year blood war I believe.

It's a catchy song

yes? why would firstoids be able to enslave thirdies?

LETS MINECRAFT

Why do you think that's bad? You're calling American jobs for Americans bad?

Why can't they automate making smart phones?

Mad how fit they are

Manifest destiny.

the american term of 'living space' whiteoid racism is over, you are pandas

off work today so dunno what to do with myself

probably just sit in the sun, only a few days left of good weather

business plan
suck a bbc

get back to bed

I can't wait for the rain and cloud to return

tempting as I got up at 01:30AM as I would normally for work but since I've been up 7 hours now and already eaten my breakfast and lunch I may as well stay up

a bit of sun never did any harm

what is your job that you have to get up so early? grim

Need her to plop on my face.

prefer not to say but it's nothing interesting

my shifts start at 4AM

Sunny weather affects my mental health negatively

wokechan.org

prefer low light conditions do you

Airport? Worked at one for a few years and I would either work from 03:00 - 13:00 or from 12:00 - 22:00.

sounds like warehousetoil or something to do with trains

tag yourselves lads
I'm yankee

Want some cropped jeans for the warmer weather. Might have a peruse on Vinted

Yeah I do actually

King Billy's on the wall

cropped genes when they snip your willy off

Westerner

remember 1690

After Adolescence aired, Mr Dhami sent a letter to Beacon Hill parents explaining some of the emojis used by incels, or "involuntary celibates" - a type of misogynistic online culture - and a guide to some of the language to look out for. He says he's "extremely worried" about the access young people now have to spaces online where hate is normalised.

what emojis are incel-coded?

King Billy's on the wall
King Billy's on the wall

When the Pope becomes a proddie
And the nuns show off their bodies
And the Priests start singing the saaaash
In other words ya fenian kiss my arse.

Sending SMS messages, using full grammar, and the thumbs-up emoji.

morning dee lads i said morning dee lads x x

these are the ones most frequently used in the darkest online in-cel communities such as those portrayed in adolescence

sacked tranny in thread

'anonymous' posts referencing SeasideMark increase by 300% (from 0)

really gets the ol' noggin' joggin'

yellow or white thumbs up emoji

isn't the kid in adolescence a bit young to be bitter about being an incel

Got really bad gas today woke up and farted like 5 massive ones in half hour

blud really tried to post emojis in his Anon Babble post oh my days blank ahh post

shouldn't you be asleep my dear?

red or gold?

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Didn't even know there was a gold, so usually Red but I'm a Tetley man.

about time

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Red for me. Gold taste the exact same for more money imo

based pole, I thought you lot were Catholic

Red

It is so there's a lot of work to be done.

Might do a cheeky pretoil wank

they're phasing out mathematics for Adolescence lessons

need to send in the volunteers

that's what i thought

don't like tea personally
just dont get it

Waiting at dentist. Someone phoned them up asking for an emergency appointment but they were no longer registered since they last attended in 2022. That must have been a difficult phone call.

they need those appointments for boat people girlie x

No surrender, Pope's a bender WATP

when rocket science and brain surgery didn't exist what did people say in lieu of "well, it's not rocket science"?

yanks recycling jokes from decades-old british sketch shows now

dear me

the fag that reverted my edits on wikipedia got banned

got a washing on

good weather for drying washing, this

Fig pickling

SimP500 bros....

a nigga like me content as fuck

fucking love mustard

mustard wanker loves his fucking mustard

bro is mustarded

Based and mustard pilled

read a thing that said mustard lasts forever since it's too acidic for bacteria to grow in

Still won't convince me to use the 3 year old tube of Colemans that I don't remember buying. Last time I tried it, it pre-cummed mustard juice.

shut up, we're talking about mustard

sosij for brek

instant coffee

patrician

lol

not even worth recycling. i throw them in the trash where they belong

it's alri with milk but coffee still mogs it for practical purposes

shut yo faggot ass up

get in on
benidorm
get it on

raped that cunt in half

any good tele to watch? Don't recommend Adolescence because it got you all riled up

same cunt

imbecile

ket for brekkie

.

mm yes come hither my rotund little plapsow it is time you were mercilessly plapped by my bwc

We love our Australian brethren folks

foul toad of a man

Wow this aussie’s a mong isn’t he

poo for 'kfast

scrambling

she gon SNATCH that presidency

Taking a dump

you think you just fell out a coconut tree

i want to make graphene or graphite sticky fly traps with fentanyl on them so the top layer of carbons can transport the fentanyl into the fat of the fruit flies and make them OD to dead instead of just laying there starving to death or whatever. or LSD/ergotamine

all time greatest mousepost?

Some French school trip of a hundred French kids or so just walked down my walkway and they were scaring pigeons. Fucking subhumans.

it's not that deep rorke

11 year old girls

What have they done to our country lads

I prefer innocent animals to evil subhumans, that's as deep as it is

Trump is mad lol

laughing

establishing dominance at toil by microwaving a salmon fillet in the kitchen

been learning all about religion in the US
my whole life I've thought it was just a gimmick but no they're quite serious when they talk about the earth being a few thousand year old kek

Need the ironic once poster out of business

pre teen

no pubes

Sorry, I'm too late. Had a longer phonecall.

i reckon hillbillies are nice people

Jacking off my cock

capmala aint talm bout nun

why do black people love macaroni cheese so much

No love should be illegal. Love is love.

its good

it's they culture

cheeky fish and chips for brekkie don't kind if I do

soothing my ailing mind with a coffee

feels good putting in the first ISA 'bution of the year

Preferred Pointless to The Chase back in it's prime

don't kind if I do

:/ - poo
:0 - hot steaming pile of japanese poo

mallard

this has never happened

:^D - Doitche ScheiB

Has any of your classmates died yet?
15 years out of high school, and so far as I know all 180 of my cohort are still kicking

rorke wanking off dogs for a packet of quavers

Not sure, long since lost touch with them all.

Presumably they think I myself am dead.

who here watching wet lettuce season 3?

yeah 2 deaths so far we only had about 80 people in our year one died years ago in a crash in his 20s and one lad killed himself RIP

Cats and people

:/

Cats and Japanese people in Japan doing Japanese things

:0

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nigga name trump

yeah one lad who was severely disabled all his life, and one lad who was very normie and one of the first shaggers in my year at school. He got cancer and dropped dead at about 21 years old. Nice guy

Only one that I know of, got hit by a drunk Mexican while driving down the road. The Mexican died too though fortunately.

ears since my A levels. One died off an asthma attack. One lost his leg during a motorbike accident and additionally went quadrileptic after a ski accident this year.

* 16 years

I think I will be the first person in my school year to die. Probably will kms myself in the next couple of months.

you won't do that though why lie

Dentist was good. Only took 5 mins and they said my teeth were excellent. Then I had a walk. Now I'm going to shower and maybe play some Death Stranding

considering some annual leave me lads

Can you be quadrileptic if you already lost a leg? Is he trileptic?

Can I pay you £30 quid for a dick pic

not showering before leaving the house

errr you fucking scruff

just saw a grown man with a backpack

One lost his leg during a motorbike accident and additionally went quadrileptic after a ski accident this year.

At what point do you decide it's a life indoors from here on out

backpack

OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

I had a shower last night

Get in but men's risk of tooth decay is lower than women (biologically obviously not your little larp) so you shouldn't have issues in your 20s

probably after the quadriplegia

Used to think I could get away for days without showering or changing my t-shirts because no one ever told me I stunk and I couldn't smell myself

what's wrong with that

i've had 0 contact with highschool friends for well over 10 years
not on facebook so i don't even belong to any classmate groups

Haven't seen him personally, but a friend of mine says he's in good spirits. Who knows what future has in store for him :) *

* :(

had a roomate who would stink like absolute hell if he didn't shower for just one day.

my cock

Hard

my balls

Full of cum
Yep, it's time to start the day

2 suicide
1 murdered
1 car crash

I'm too lazy to brew ground coffee. Instant is just easier.

The UK government is developing a “murder prediction” programme which it hopes can use personal data of those known to the authorities to identify the people most likely to become killers.

It like that film Minority Report!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 that i know of, and i didn't learn until years after only because my mom told me his dad died from getting crushed by a car
when i googled his last name, his obituary came up
wasn't a good friend, but we hung out in the same group

tfw no /brit/anon boys to be fagged

No flora or fauna related deaths? Surely with all the venomous trees, carnivorous flowers and man-eating spiders down there you'd have at least one death.

all you brits are gonna get flagged for posting here

*nothing happens*

burgers burgers nuggets burgers

I randomly said 'Hawk PUAH, shit on that thang!' and my Dad started pissing himself laughing haha

yea the car crash guy drove into a tree

how does poo and pee know which pipe to go down into?

Btw my gender identity isn't a fucking larp or a joke. The only joke is your pathetic life you waste of oxygen

Unban me on Anon Babble

You sound like you need a good arse shagging

delete our cookies and restart the routerrouter

gender identity

just say inability to face reality lad

It is literally happening though
I'd say incels such as yourself and frogposters should be on it. Dangerous individuals

worried I'll accidentally use incel-coded emojis and end up with prevent visiting

What will they do when it turns out they're all black

hurt people hurt people

The notion that gender is a performance is an assertion rooted in theoretical presuppositions and has no basis in reality. The datum in question (that one 'feels' like a woman) is indistinguishable from delusion and it is only ideological reasons that separate such claims from delusions.

Bro thinks he's a thesaurus

made a spaghetti sandwich last night, was peng

sacked tranny is a syop designed to make you hate trannies

Mouse Boy fell in love with Hawk Tuah girl

You called me 'Bro' because you subconsciously recognise my masculinity even through text. Every single aspect of your being is affected by your chromosomal makeup and you will remain a male until the end.

Bro thinks he's a girl

screaming

imagine getting sent flying by sacked tranny lol

Fatty yank smells general

wheres the facking new

It's over for Rorke