/brit/

Bad psych edition

housemateberg in his smelly bedroom ranting at the divegrass

hate declan rice

Arsenal lad manifested another goal

BAAAAAAASED EBDR

Does he want to buy my newly purchased first home? It's gone up 12k since I bought it though

arse could win it

Julius evola

lmao

cope and SEETHE

Tottenham beat Real Madrid 3-1 so that's better

Bellingham ugly shit cunt

ok i will eat it!

oo wah oo you are a naked bratty scorbunny in thigh high socks

what's wrong with the house lad?

The man in the walls keeps telling my to kill children

I'm in it

we ran the background check sir

he is not employed anywhere and never had a job

he has no social media and no phone number

his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out

we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is

he has no friends and no girlfriend

he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city

its like we are hunting a ghost

who the hell is this guy chief?

looks like a prawn cracker you get frm the chinky chang chink chinky tom chingchong chang hang chinky chinky chinker chink chinkshop chink from the chinky chinese chinkles

would love to put most of you into the ICU

Please don't encourage newhousemong

doing a poop and then eating it, then doing a poop again and eating it again, etc.

I don't like to talk about it much but basically the noise from my neighbours TV is really loud. She doesn't have the volume loud but it comes through the walls even though they are thick stone walls. It is also on a main road so there's traffic noise.

would love to shag sydney sweeney
we don't always get what we want though do we

madridsistas...

I'd fucking heem you

wtf

its a grub

any webms of the second goal?

Love milk me

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couple in the match thread

technology connections might live in Chicano now

LOVE seeing Madrid suffer

Meloni do be kinda peng tho
Might convert to fascism

t. I P Freely

Why did he wear a suit?

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i want it posted here though

Got the American football on

Intensive Cuddle Unit :3

i would love to go to the ICU :3 or a gf to text me while she waits in the ICU

UN BE SMEGGING LIEVABLE!

:)

mental how she's starmers best mate in europe
bet she's a really nice person

true respect among brothers

She's the new Angela Merkel, even kind of looks like her too.

need to put gf in the intensive cuddle unit even though a guy saying "cuddle" is apparently cringe

enjoy your orangbrulee rorke
i made it just for you

I want a gf

wot if your mum was a gameboy?

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um

He's meeting his boss

never gotten smeg in there but sometimes I do find little bits of toilet paper

av lost my shed keys
need to set some dirt on fire. i got it last year because it is infected with bugs and germs which eat plants

I meant to reply to these lmao

just the long pubic hairs for me. got to grab them in my fist and pull them out slowly on a morning

3-0

Why didnt Madrid buy off the refs?

Yeah

Guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning...

They tried

hi, I'm in delaware

ok

/arr_girl/ vivi said this not pekora

follow the money.

Anon Babble webm wanktoil looms

Are you aware ?

ate some mustard and my stuffy nose instantly cleared. i pray you all will know relief like it

What /brit/ doesn't know could fill a book...

vaguely

you can also mix salt and water and shoot that if your nostrils
pretty sure nothing could go wrong with this

Anyway, poo

she's a liberal midwit

bug-eyed freak

thats sum strong mustard aye

lmao

Seriously though what the fuck was that 'final chapter, nothing comes from violence' song in one of the episodes
What is the meaning of that
Are they saying that english people are knowingly dissolving their own ethnic group to apologize for colonialism?

Also what the fuck was that pickle sandwich bit and why is it a nigger that restrains the kid
Why are you making shows about children with all this overt freudian semiotic penis symbolism with racial overtones ? What is going on over there

What is the moral of this show, don't let your kid have a computer?

remember the ol' neti pot from back when Anon Babble was the only place worried about covid

saved my life

loo how far we've come

or Vicks

Booyakasha! Wagwan brodas. It's your main man catyank.

The people who profit from this should be turned into fertilizer

55 steps today

Anyone else just filter this image now?

here is your economy bro

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*people who use this

too busy to eat yesterday had basically only coffee

today eating ravenously even at nearly 10pm at night

wtf how did the body know to make me eat more today I never usually even eat after 6pm

team meeting with the senior director tomorrow
9am sharp

get me the meet me at mcdonalds

open the fucking pubs

Haven't eaten anything today besides a stick of gum and its almost 4:00PM here

PENG ting in the Madrid end

usually have a flapjack for breakfast
then a decent hot lunch at toil and a yoghurt for desert
then a pastry in the afternoon
then in the evening just a cup of tea and some fruit

put the fries in the bag

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I'M ON Anon Babble NOW AND THEY ARE SEETHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

China says they "aim to fight the tariffs to the end" said the news

NOOOOO not my chinkshit

finna jerk it

Nigless

what exactly is the end game
they'll both just keep on adding more and more tariffs on each other until it will become too expensive to sell anything in either country
arguably its the US who will be worse off - they arent going to be able to set up manufacturing within a few years so what are they going to do?
china will just increase their exports to other countries

LOVE women

the moral is that society and speech should be controlled by gay deranged commies

Jelk instead

just beat my shit to latina bunda. now it's over.

5'9 67kg

Lil boy

For the first time in history we whites will fall far behind the yellow man. The white man lost WW2 and the Jews have wrecked our civilization. The good news is that we're almost at rock bottom, which once reached we can begin to rebuild.

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*rattles your runt cage*

do the italian polevaulter or the swedish black-as-coal runner

MY NIGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i want to do that with only Canadians as a job at chic chocs lodge

Just seen the result
So they only won because madrid were down to ten men huh

The white man marches on

Orange peel would genuinely be a good addition to a cream brooley

mad how if bayern had no english players they would have won

Hitler expressed great admiration for the Serbian people and their warrior spirit. He lamented that they had to be on the opposite side in the first world war.

Keep seeing people say communism doesn't work but China's the number 1 global superpower now that America's shat itself to death so maybe they're onto something

the latter is fatima diame

what, an olympic athelete

new qt just dropped - croatian heptathlete

bulge on her

Hope you die i your sleep

its not orange its orangutan

dire thread

murican niggas be telling us that "briish pepole dont have AC innit" and then die in a hurricane

mid

Vampires are real desu

Hmmm

im such a fat cunt lads haha

sweden

Monkey would be a bad addition to a cream brooley, orange peel would provide a delicious citrus tang

the women at toil don't know i whack off twice every morning

your da is buying shite off temu on klarna

not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views

too slim, post some bitches with glutes

bit excessive int it?

looks like a ps1 character texture sheet

don't care

They know, HR policies just prevent them from reporting you

Alri keep on with it lads

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never owned a £50 note

is it racist to hate gingers?

Setting my anthem on Tinder to 21st Century Schizoid Man so that I can be upfront about it in a jokey way

That's the college orientation scheduled

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will that affect us? like will companies rise prices on the rest of the world to make up the profits they lost of the usa?

Once dropped a stack of them down the back of a cabinet while doing work experience at a bank. People were not happy, we had to use a metre ruler and scissors to pry it out.

dating apps

One in the morning one before bed for me

At least 44 people have died after a roof collapsed at a nightclub in the Dominican Republic.

They included a provincial governor and former Major League Baseball pitcher Octavio Dotel, authorities said. Dotel, 51, died on the way to hospital after being pulled from the debris, the sports ministry said.

Upfront about what. That you're a king?

Skill issue I'm afraid
Maybe mocking people for their physical differences isn't an attractive trait?

Jelk goon jelk goon goon jelk

That’s my day

of course they will

Only if you're not a Christian. We who serve Christ know that gingers are born without souls as a result of some deal their family made with Satan, which is a legitimate reason to hate them.

If you are an atheist and just hate them because they're different, of course that's racist.

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That I'm a 21st Century Schizoid Man
I didn't think I'd have to explain this

it's a joke ya mong

Does anyoen still play world of tanks

yeah but he does it in that ugly accent so i dont listen

going to try this with nettles

Women are mental, me birds mum is fucking horrid to her dad, all day every day. He can't breathe without her rolling her eyes. Then she kicks off with him for going to the pub and not spending time with her, poor bloke even told me he only goes to get away from her for a few hours

posted his little screenies again

at what year would you say brit died/became shit?
where did it begin to all go wrong?

I've seen 2 hot ginger women in real life and they were 11/10s. The rest have been 2/10 munters.

yeah bet that was a good post and all but lost interest after the first few words

Love you too baby xxxx

rorke sneaking some mashed potatoes from the sunday roast in sock and taking it to his room...for later

BUZZING FUCKING BUZZING

Tell him to batter her

asphinctersayswhat?

youd do yourself in smoking that muck

timmy wanking to sweaty masculine women

resisting to urge to gorge myself on the most vile goyslop

normdrones get into relationships for the sake of it
it's the done thing

5'3" and an attitude
5'3" and an attitude

Bin men in Everton, Liverpool, 1987.

If I see a post longer than a sentence or 2 I reserve the right to not read it.

Not here to process your stream of consciousness am I

inside my tongue there is lots of
sodium bicarbonate

detekoi tobikiri zenkai power

whats this from
other than lisandro martinez

cant slepe now

based

mad how his sister made a song roasting him about being a smelly neet and then he got off his arse and become a quasi-successful actor
granted his sister (lily allen) was famous so i'm sure nepotism worked in his favour but still

yeah mate I got a date once because I once refused to mock someone.

utter clown.

Yeah bet that was a good post

Row after row of leng Katies reclined in gyno stirrups

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his dad was a famous actor too

chinese oranges (mandarin peels) have a lot of DMT in them

wait til find out who their dad is

their dad and uncle are both actors too which probably helped

hate keith allen so much

their dad was an establishment actor as well
went to a private school near me then got hired over and over for odds and sods roles on the BBC

itty bitty titties and a bob would get it (all 4 inches)

Oh REALLY how bout that

shieeed its going down x

What do black men feel when a white man shags one of their women?

caught in a trap

LOL
of the asian persuasion no doubt

lol nobody gives a shit about the retard wigger

see some seethe here

Alri Elvis

mahatma gandhi slayed white pussy because he was kind and thats the most valuable trait women look for.

it's true, i read it in a womans news article once.

they're behind that golden door

tried dating apps once, got likes but never any matches, decided i'm hopeless and packed it in
bet all women must get matches hand over fist

why do scotch freaks hate maggie thatcher so much
after all she did for scotland

He must have some dad. I don't know who they are myself.

its a rat trap

Normalise bleaching non white women

thought this was a bloke from the thumbnail
so naturally i excitedly clicked on it

to be nice to Ireland
we are basically the parents/adults of the isles and that includes you brit mongs

The thing that bothers me is the ending where it's implied that it was the father's fault
He had a mother and an older sister, they were represented as largely blameless and unaffected, and with no blame for having influenced the kid's views on women
Yes a male role model is important but if you have issues with women controlling you, that's not something your father did

Other than the mom being kind of a bitch, his show conveniently absconded from addressing the negative impact women's behavior have on men and boys' state ot mind and decided to place the responsibility solely on the father without the father actually having done anything other than working too much

If anything this show illustrates that a critical examination of femininity is highly overdue

He was a Scotsman

didn't know about this
i still bet the song influenced him more

it's a road to nowhere lad
a dead end

you will never get any on tinder unless youre 6'2 or over

its already normalised where i live

i am 6'2

i dont give a fuck about getting gf so much today

the tallest man in /brit/
we all kneel as one

nothing. it's just more redbones

youtu.be/QR6pBY1_MHY
even a penniless 60 year old woman can get more action than you mate.

quite fond of muscle girls me
wouldnt mind one doing me in

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no i'm 6'2 too.

alri trippie redd

actually 187cm which is just over 6'1 and a half so i round up, which i think is only fair, if a bit naughty >:)

played the last of us part II?

COYG

not rounding down around your mates so they feel even shorter

now thats cheeky

why is she such a cunt?