/brit/

Rorke's grand day out edition

what a shit joke

There will be rape.

Kino status: incoming

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Business idea : Imperial pan Anglo Mormon superstate

The Realm

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crashing this market.......
with no survivors!

You voted for THIS man?

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it not right

the raped

I did in 2016 unfortunately

We need a bioweapon that sterilises all groids and jeets.

what's with all the Anon Babble spam this evening

evil film that

LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE STARVING TO DEATH AND DYING OF RADIATION POISIONING AND CHILDREN BEING RAPED IN THE WASTELAND

Psychological terrorism

based
Yep

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i voted for sir keir starmer mate

I can't believe me son's a nuclear bomb!

gaunter o'dim, master of mirror and your momma jokes

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Who did you vote for in 2024?

Yes like the genophage in mass effect where the females have a 0.01% fertility rate

GO ON GOOOO ON OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOD OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK OH YESSSSSSSSSS COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

even got the grandad pants pulled up under his armpits

kek

Kek

It's called a hard stare, /brit/.

Got myself an American gf lads
Comfy as fuck

PG Tips

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FUCK YOU BOOMER
DIE DIE DIE

Anime

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Nobody, I didn't vote in 2020 or 2024. I did vote in the 2018 midterms and gave a 5 dollar contribution to Tulsa Gabbard in 2019

Kino

Is for nonces. A friendly reminder.

Survivors are the dumbest people on the planet. They'll say shit like "it was my fault, I wasn't there for her!" No, you fucking moron, she was murdered, the person responsible for her death was the actual murderer.

Went the cinema alone

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mmhmm dey be doin summat squeakin rn

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Britain is rule by incompetent jewish midwits
We need Sensitive Young National Socialist Men in charge
Ugliness must be removed from public

No shame at all in doing things alone.

Zoomers never stood a chance

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my life is like one long episode of peep show except I've never had sex

Made spag bol but it's turned out shit

The Incels

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need pretty celtic twinks like me in charge

tends to happen to food after being eaten

Generation goon

what went wrong?

Spaghetti Bolognese is horrible

ehehe

how do you fuck up spag bol are you a mong

no its not

It's go time.

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Not enough salt methinks
Normally use some smoked pancetta in there so used a mix of pork and beef mince

reckon I've got at least two decent film scripts rattling around in my head but I can't be arsed to actually sit down and write it

no thanks mong

the lights of the night city

I want a British woman on her late 30s to marry me

the yardie goons, they are tapping their pg tips on katy's tongue arent they xx

remembering that time some four eyes was on BBC claiming most people voted for Brexit because they wanted fewer non-whites in the country and the host said that with such a provocative statement I'm assuming you voted against Brexit and the dork was like no, I did.

same. Got a whole TV show I've been putting off

skip the banalities and just adopt a highly autistic kid instead

got to lay off the weed i think

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Red red wine

sent a donation to the IDF at the start of the war and they still message me twice a day asking for more

Ada. Wong. Sex. ARSE!!

Working on a novel myself.

It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

new york city full of pussyholes

shit-stuffing bender freak

we kinda dont give a fuck my migga

me too

Wow. Thrilling.

sent a donation to the IDF

Okay but enough about yourself

aids riddled bender

Ugly slag

this ones right banger
shes the bomb x

screeching and scroteling

The US is essentially just one giant GoFundMe for Israel.

We don't even get anything out it lmao. Israel uses us like the US uses Britain.

dont know why you dont want to fight in a war. not strong enough?

Remember when someone bombed her concert, that was proper mental like

The TV noise from my neighbour at my newly purchased first home comes through the shared wall where I assume she has knocked down her fireplace and attached her TV to that wall and the noise comes through my fireplace.

What drives me mad though is that it almost sounds like it's coming through the ceiling too, as if someone is upstairs watching TV loud.

I have no idea how to fix this. Even if I spent the money to fill in my fireplace and alcoves, what's stopping the sound not coming through the ceiling? It's all encompassing

Sir Anon Babble Spammer

your grindr bio?

your sister's tinder bio?

your dad's grindr bio?

shes great cant wait for wicked for good xx

Is that an abyssinan cat?

this shit writes itself holy fuck

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Can't stand the way browns shamble about jabbering on their phones
Repulsive blobs of an inhuman biomass

if you aint POC dont expect to get ahead my lil migga

Just finished IT part 2. Learned that the only way to stop being afraid is to get angry, and the only way to defeat evil is to call it a bunch of mean names.

Fr my slime

shut the fuck up poindexter

I feel like Pablo

got the footy on int i

everyone watches BLACKED desu

US-China war over Rare Earth Materials

We Black Ops 2 now

fucking sent that freak to the oort cloud

FAR too many freaks in here tonight
goodnight lads

I don't get it. Because no one can get a headshot on him?

everyone watches BLACKED desu

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yeah but dem luh airmasses finna squeak ain nun dey gon do bout it

BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "RECESSION"

I really like this newly purchased first home apart from the neighbour TV noise and being on a main road. I wish I could pick this house up and plonk it somewhere else. Seems like a waste of money trying to soundproof the place.

The VF JFs here are getting a bit rowdy

I've seen one or two but they haven't been too interesting. They entire gimmick is this fella has a black willy, please clap.

why is he posting gore

Ive started jogging every day lads, I started at 30 minutes a day and each day I add one minute, im up to 42 minutes now.

I don't think these webms are allowed here

the perfect soldier is the one that doesn't have a head, i.e., doesn't think, doesn't even question why is he there

aint opening dat

Not a good way to do it. You need recovery days if you don't wanna get injured.

Still good that you're exercising tho.

pretty sure that sums it all up yeah

dunston checks up

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How do I move to America?

and because you can't headshot them

Yeah my right knee has been killing me but I dont care, im addicted to jogging now

I am now a smelly bedroom poster after moving my desk from the living room. It kinda comfy lads

get me a visa for argentina

Yanks be like

Dude, I can’t wait to watch the super bowl on thanskgiving! Hell yeah!

my newly purchased first home conflicts me

anyone else feel like their life is a constant struggle to just be left alone in peace

soap universe (YouTube) 300 views

Rorke worried about Muslims in Britain but don't got no job...

Bro y'all worried bout tha wrong prophets :skull:

mistress…

I just want my married toilfu to love me

Well, first, you'll need a passport, a dream, and a strong tolerance for coffee. Then, you can either marry someone, start a tech company, or just walk across the border with a really convincing accent. Just kidding—check the visa rules first xD

haha yeah...

time to sit back and relax watching Zoomer Historian

2016, 2020, 2024
I also voted for Brexit, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, probably a foreigner.

Step 1. Make your fortune
Step 2. Infiltrate the LatAm aristocracy and build a legacy
This is the White Man's destiny in the new world.
yh

oo technologyconnections changed his video setup. this after grant harding made a different type of video and (i think) borrowed inspiration from TC, probably because hew's a film student

last july was kino

also voted for Brexit

What I do is have a google spread sheet which generates a random number, and whichever number is selected is the number of minutes I jog for that day.

For example, I start out with =randbetween(0,5), and for each successful jog (regardless of how long it was) I add 1 minute to the total formula. So the next day it'll generate a random number between 0-6, after that between 0-7, then 0-8, etc.

It's gay but it works for me. Keeps the runs varied to stay healthy and saves me from having to plan things.

I wish fish tasted good so instead of buying food I could just catch a fish everyday for a meal.

I quite enjoy gore, blood and violence. Legalize rape

I voted Tories, Tories, ukip, Brexit, Tories then during COVID I became radicalised and I'm now a lefty. My younger self would never have believed it

maybe put some ketchup on int (not trolling)
rape isnt funny

A lifetime of rejection and ostracisation by my fellow man has turned my heart to ice

The scran is served. I made it myself. I actually don't mind cooking desu

grilling a few rashers of baquon

1. Don't be white
2. Don't blaspheme israel
Those are the only rules for moving here

nice one EW x

:(

shirt off, windows open, getting the cool breeze on the nips.
You lads wish you could live life in the fast lane like i do

baby's first Anon Babble post

Ah EW is in and just when I was taking about fish.

Thank you! Hope you're well x

post tits

twitter dead had to sell it to x ai

x ai is now a massive loss due to twitter

tesla collapsing

his sons mother exposed him for his cock not working

exposed as fake gamer

Is there anyone more JUSTED than elon musket?

boiling pasta and mixing mince with a lloyd grossman jar isn't cooking

My newly purchased first home has increased 12k in value in 5 months. Utterly ridiculous.

hes cringe

Name 1 (one) communist country

Later shaggers

qt3.14

I made the sauce myself mate

Onion

Mushroom

Chopped tomatoes (tin of)

Oregano

Basil

Imagine being the richest man on the planet and faking playing video gamses

idk why he lied about PoE of all games. Can hardly fake being good at that game on a whim

No woman has ever said "mate"

exposed as fake gamer

What happened?

They do but it makes me physically cringe when a woman says it to me

sexless runts with anime profile pics still seething about elon musk

Join the American Foreign Legion. Spend 8 years massacring Latin Americans.

Welsh women do

Overdid the fucking spaghetti mate this is too much

he paid someone to play. a game for him and became top 50 in the world then he played the game on livestream and clearly didn't know wtf he was doing then people checked his account and it was playing china when he wasn't live streaming

Was howling at the POE footage

Bore off Elon you fat cunt

what a fucking loser lmao

He was also 'online' while he was at Trump's inauguration.

does nothing

wins

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This but China

very much enjoyed my chippy tea
the fish was absolutely massive

hmmmmm

this but the exact opposite of what you said

Isn't it a bit weird calling a 13 year old boy an incel?

if you are 13 years old then get off this website

Corrr I haven't had fish 'n chips in ages might have one this week

yeh it makes no sense
the boy in adolescence was 12

leftypol is obsessed with children

The man kicked the ball into the net and fucking CORR what a goal

bellingham has been invisible

Green and pleasant land

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Why? Are you an idiot?

Always is

bin strike

is this a joker (2019) reference

Bit noncey

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Hopefully it's deadly

I can't believe I am thinking about wanting to sell my newly purchased first home. I should be enjoying it not stressing about it.

I just dont watch the tv shows that you all go on about. Not interested

Which one lads?

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F

A

A
anything else is groidish

Might vote conservative

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F is flat as a board you just can't see her because E is such a fat cow

sir declan rice

a

He spent four years bitching and moaning about having to face consequences for his actions, something he's never experienced before in his life.

As for how he defeated Harris, the strategy was simple:

Prices are high

Spend all your time whining about high prices and how the Dems aren't doing enough and how everything is Biden's fault

Meanwhile, Republicans in Congress and on the courts do everything they can to stop relief measures to make it look like the Dems aren't doing anything

Next spend a massive amount of time complaining about trannies

Dems defend trannies

"Oh my god, look! During a high price crisis, the Dems would rather talk about trannies and pronouns than help you feed your families!"

Now that he's won, he's now complaining that everyone's blaming him for high prices, merely because he blamed all high prices on Biden and promised to immediately lower prices once he got into office.

C with the lower half of B

bit less arse than A

B

B

Is this bitch ugly?

Aimee Lou Wood
Born 3 February 1994 (age 31)
Stockport, Greater Manchester, England
Education Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (BA)
Occupation Actress
Years active 2016–present

You need to boil it on medium heat and use faucet water on it to get the starch out after its done boiling. Also need to add some vegetable oil and salt before adding the spaghetti in

yes
overbite rat

I’ve known fitter girls
She was in Living, the English version of Ikiru

dont really care. just another nepo baby mong

D

seen her tits

buy my house

do you like fish sticks?

She cute

agh! how hideous, janny please delete this image so i don't have to look at it anymore!

Stockport is home of the nepo babies

It’s love

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TBow is the goat keeper

wait is this shit recent

Sir Incel Terrorism

they should just let madrid win, they can still win the premier league and don't need the distraction

why do i have random countries like estonia and bulgaria filtered

i don't recall an estonian ever offending me

rather good

fuck arsenal

Do it
Buy it

football cancelled today because the team decided to let the other team win today

Hate Arsenal, HATE Real

Got my ribbon of st George shirt the other day. They also sent some free donetsk and luhansk stickers as well.

Cant remembwr why but I also have Bulgaria filtered but not Estonia

Why are Bayern losing? why doesnt are 'arry Kane just score?

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN. HE'S KICKED THE BALL INTO THE GOAL

ok i will make another pizza!! :D

and a fucking nother
insane