insult european union
finns, swedes, slavs and other microstates rush to its defense
Insult european union
microstates
the only microstate flag we regularly get is Luxembourg and it’s probably a Portuguese immigrant posting under it
countries with less than 50M people are microstates, they're smaller than our states.
insult the american union
iowans, delawarians, new hampshirians and other microstates rush to its defense
You have literally zero states with 50m people. The closest is California with 40m.
It's almost always eastern euros or their immigrants in western countries
40M*
The U.S is just Texas, Florida, New York, and California.
America state
Insult the US
Posters from Nevada, Alaska, Wisconsin and Louisiana rush to its defense
my forgotten midwestern shithole has a larger population than all of scandinavia combined
Illinois?
Your midwestern shithole would be an even bigger shitole without the aforementioned states doing all the hard work.
Yes
Get bombed nigga idgaf
Insult Islam
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It's a tradition, you wouldn't get it
I accept your concession, amerimutt.
Scandinavia has a population of 27 million
Illinois is literally an outlier in that region. You have Chicago. A much better representative state would be Ohio or Wisconsin, 12 and 6 million people respectively.
no you can't defend yourself!!!
You forgot all the nordics som bor america med somalians
Oh, wait a minute, scratch that. Illinois has about the same population as Ohio.
Yeah, nice bullshitting done by lard anon, this is half of and is just sweden alone.
admitting our states are equivalent to your countries
trap sprung
You literally admit this yourself in your own constitution. Besides, who the fuck cares. China’s Guandong province has 125 million people. So fucking what?
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the point is yuros and other foreigners always seethe when we point our states are equivalent to their countries and the EU is equivalent to the USA
maybe because they are part of the european union
I don’t. I seethe when you misuse the term microstate. You could call it a millistate, but lards can’t into metric prefixes, so why bother.
noo you cant use google search and copy paste images
schizo, the other one wasn't loading in fast enough
The worst thing we ever did for you, you ungrateful niggers. We could've been on friendly terms with Ottomans, but noooo we wuz hussars n shiet
Literally never happens unless you're confusing comparing administrative units and differences in culture like you retarded Americans like to think your states are as diverse in cultures as European countries are.
zero sources this time
ngmi
vghh the bustling with life state of north dakota
Europeans can't point out any cultural differences other than retarded made up shit. Italians literally think Napoleon was Italian and also invented pizza with is also an ancient Italian dish invented by Julius Caesar with no American influence at all.
Swedish people eat ancient delicacy "ElkenRapen", meanwhile Norwegians eat separate ancient delicacy "RapenElker". Both were invented in 1860 in Denmark.
long live Oklahoma
Anon, Napoleon was Italian. His family were minor Tuscan nobles before migrating to Corsica, which was a Genoese possession before being annexed by the French. Your lard ass lives in such a homogeneous globohomo culture that you unironically believe a Swede and a Spaniard have anything in common just because muh smol yurop smol o algo. England on its own has more dialectic diversity than the entirety of the United States.
Long live ancient traditions from the 1800's, mi amigo.
the most fanatic ones are the poles but then again the EU did pull them out of shithole status
you unironically believe a Swede and a Spaniard have anything in common
They both speak English and shitpost on Anon Babble. We are all brothers. Also you are just asserting dissimilarity without any quantification.
This one American shitposter is singlehandedly fending off multiple Yuro shitposters. Probably the most interesting thread on Anon Babble today.
Place your bets, thirdies. 1 American vs like 6 Yuropeons, who wins?
poolakoids and romanians are equally bad
My favorite is when a Finn pops up and talks about "their" cultural superiority to the United States and then you ask them what Finnish culture is.
Wow, them knowing a second language makes their cultures completely identical!
without any quantification
The quantification is obvious to anyone who isn’t a dumb fat lard. Different countries, different histories, different cultures, different religions, different diet, different everything. Zero cultural exchange aside from le meme vikings and le meme Basque fishermen in Iceland.
they have a massive inferiority complex since they were basically just a swedish colony
insult the USA
posters from Russia and Israel rush to their defense
Wow, them knowing a second language makes their cultures completely identical!
Culture is a daily act. What you do every day, what you think every day, is more culturally significant than any monument or art.
The quantification is obvious to anyone who isn’t a dumb fat lard.
Believing this will save your ego, but it's just sticking your head in the ground. You are making a circular argument where something is true because it is obvious(ly true).
Different countries, different histories, different cultures, different religions, different diet, different everything. Zero cultural exchange aside from le meme vikings and le meme Basque fishermen in Iceland.
Except for Latin, catholic religion, interaction during things like The Thirty Years War (I guess Germans don't know about that). Also all the cultural exchange that happens daily. Your post almost implies that Spain and Sweden are on different planets.
Yeah but what I mean is that the Finn will take all the credit of Europe while being the Europe equivalent of North Dakota.
Different countries, different histories, different cultures, different religions, different diet, different everything.
USA objectively has all this stuff historically
except for Latin
which had zero impact on colloquial Swedish…
catholic religion
Sweden was one of the first countries to convert to Protestantism
interaction during a war
some Dutchmen and Austrians fighting under the Habsburg banner isn’t a cultural interaction, anon
the cultural exchange that happens daily
such as? Spanish bajs watching Forsen? Get the fuck outta here.
north dakota wasn't a colony of minnesota though
also i guess they'd be more like the UP
but regardless yes it's pathetic
No more brother wars
Culture is a daily act. What you do every day, what you think every day, is more culturally significant than any monument or art.
also zoomers in europe speak in english to each other. there was a thread about this the other day
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Sweden was one of the first countries to convert to Protestantism
They were Catholic for hundreds of years. You appeal to history, then ignore centuries because they were different from the modern day. It still happened.
such as? Spanish bajs watching Forsen? Get the fuck outta here.
This is more real than the EU4 modifiers people treat culture as.
countries that get more out of the EU than they put in defend it
Shocking analysis
I mentioned Forsen for a reason. If you go to Madrid and ask your average Spaniard to tell anything about Sweden the most they’ll answer is that it’s capital is Copenhagen or something. You really believe that Evropa is some monolithic globohomo concept when 99.9% of yuros aren’t familiar with the daily culture of their neighboring countries, let alone countries on the opposite side of the continent.
What
the EU commission is in no way comparable to the US federal government
I know this is a frequent talking point among cuckservatives but it's just plain retarded
Just because they're ignorant of the geography doesn't mean they aren't the same culture. You could do the same test in the US. Most people won't know the capital of Montana or Alabama. A lot of people wouldn't know the capital of California, despite it being the most influential state.
literally everyone gets more out of the EU than they put into it
you should be beaten for posting wojacks for seventeen years straight
you have sold your nations sovereignty away and will reap what you sow
I didn’t mean just geography. I mean culture. Do you know what my knowledge of Swedish culture is limited to? Pewdiepie, Forsen, and that one song about DotA from the 00s. And I guess ABBA but that’s for boomers. Similarly, a Swede has no idea about music or online personalities in Germany. One obvious barrier is language. Another one is that, well, they’re different countries. I don’t care about popular French songs because I don’t have French friends to share them with. That’s hardly ever a problem in the US. Who’s ever said “I don’t know about Willem Dafoe because he’s from Wisconsin and I’m from New Hampshire”. You’re all in the same country and immersed in the same culture. We aren’t. Deal with it.
don’t know about Willem Dafoe because he’s from Wisconsin and I’m from New Hampshire
This happens more often than you think, my ignorant friend. There are tons of celebrities with only local popularity. Willem Dafoe isn't one of them, but they exist.
Completely missed the point. A popular German singer or actor is never getting popular in Italy. Only if they make it to Hollywood.
Hollywood plays they same part in European culture as in American culture, then.
No, it doesn’t. It’s local for you and global for us. You can remain blissfully oblivious to Danish actors, but everyone knows Mad Mikkelsen because he was in Hollywood movies.
I don't really understand this post and i'm going to eat pizza. Bye.
Bye, swine before which pearls are thrown.
Shut up fat
ESL get too cocky with their mouth-spasms. Read someone worthwhile like Milton before getting an ego.
Go outside your country once. Preferably to more than one country. It will be like Plato’s cave to you.
How are Americans so stupid? Lmao.
You have the intellectual breadth of a highschooler. Develop intellectual curiosity. Without humility you can never lose an argument, but you can still be wrong.
Finland tongue my anus.
This. There is more cultural differences between North Dakota and South Dakota than there is between Spain and Estonia. Claiming anything else is just an europoor cope.
Strawman tongue my anus.
Says the person who claims Spaniards consume Swedish culture on the daily… Oh well.
You need to improve your reading comprehension. You both consume American/English culture on a daily basis. That was my point.
you don't get to call someone an idiot because you disagree with them.
Yes, we do. And we don’t consume neighboring countries’ culture. So there’s virtually zero cultural exchange between us. Which was what the entire argument was about. I have noticed that Americans tend to forget what the conversation was about because their golem brains have some kind of timer that makes them spout “America good” at equal intervals even when it’s completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.
Swedish people eat ancient delicacy "ElkenRapen", meanwhile Norwegians eat separate ancient delicacy "RapenElker". Both were invented in 1860 in Denmark but actually made popular when Americans started eating it in the 60's and making it their own and now everytime a Swede, Norwegian or Dane eats good old American Raped Elk, Scandis are actually being cucked by superiour American culture without which they wouldn't have anything because everything that exists, exists thanks to USA, the greatest country in the history of the universe. Dog Bless.
I said he lacks intellectual breadth and that he is intellectually complacent. Intelligent people are often like this.
We have reached the point of the argument where we are arguing about arguing. Goodbye.
Okay.
I thought you were leaving.
How’s your pizza, anon? What toppings?
I ordered it a while ago, i'm going to pick it up right now.
It's pepperoni.
You both consume American culture
You mean Californian culture? Your states all have their own cultures after all.
be holy roman empire
amass relief army 80k strong
some poles are contractually obligated to also participate in the war
they send ~10k troops mostly useless serf infantry who are only good for digging trenches
but their leader is technically a king (even though he can't get his own diet to do anything)
give him symbolic leadership as the highest ranking person present
they go off and do a couple cavalry charges
rest of the german imperial army marches in and fights the turks under its own generals and wins
...
450 years later everyone only remembers the slavic shitter auxiliaries because of their stupid armor decorations
idiot
what's the game about?
it's about your life as a pizza shop owner.
Every finn on this website is a literal schizo. I have them all filtered.