Crisps edition
/brit/
heatherfreak btfo
based janners
done that incel
just been given the evil eye by an old crone out in the village square
sent that virgin packing
nth for the baddiedem
Gio Scotti sex arse
ugly woman
ugly tattoos
In the USA if you are white and one of your family members gets killed by a nigger, the government sends an agency called the CRS to intimidate you into reading a script prepared by them on live television about how you arent racist and that you feel sorry for the nigger who killed your white child.
Just do it !
heatherpaedophile stomping around his smelly incel bedroom angrily waiting for his router to reset
did some uni work
went for a walk
cooked a spaghetti Bolognese
Played death stranding
Watched two episodes of an anime (Free - a swimming anime - series 3)
Read some manga (Magi)
Not a bad day
when are you cutting the old meat and two veg off?
roy salted
gary vinegar
prawn collymore
I already answered this question multiple times. I was approved for the surgery but they can't do it until I can show I have someone to take me to and from surgery and to provide after care
Can you cook honey. That's so attractive mhmm
i see a white girl and i want her to get blacked
on the NHS?
Chopping you cock off won't make you a woman btw
why would you chop your willy off? sounds painful
Here's a clue. Don't do that and forget about it forever
sounds like excuses lad
you're scared
Rubbish
Yeah I'm an okay cook
Yeah. I'm not sure whether to have it now cuz Gigi is pre-op and I am literally her
Oh its the Rolling Stones
mad how my tax money is literally being spent on mentally ill retards like you getting your cock cut off
Don't do irreversible surgeries that fuck up your body forever mmk?
Don't do irreversible surgeries that fuck up your body forever mmk?
So why are you circumcised?
mad how you can get a fetid rotting gash cut out of your genitals, but you can't simply become a eunuch
Especially such a critical and sensitive body part. The penis. Never. NEVER
I understand what people like about Mad Men. The story isn't actually that interesting. It's more about the comfy office vibes. It's nice.
No choice in the matter. My Mom chose that because Doctors told her it was hygenic and made cleaning easier
Going sleep now team as got dentist in the morn
i like it because it's just not like anything else on media, there are no good or bad people, just people
Uhhhh, how did they compile the first compiler?
Nah
Grim
Gigi clears
they were the compilers
poo smells
For me it's
What happens in North Korea
Stays in Hwasong
I've come to make an announcement
UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill
a bit of... mischief, one might say
wasn’t that a movie
with ted cruise
Nat is fitter than Gigi, but Gigi is my hololive oshi x
mission accomplished
UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill trans people
How many of your lady friends will be joining us at the pub this evening?
Holodem
Winner of the Most Symmetrical Briton Award, 2025.
rip to my nibba Steve Irwin
had a wank to this girls insta from work
18 years old dude
powerful
Since it somehow isn't already obvious to you mongs, the Glinner poster is heathermong spamming old archive posts from literal years ago
Put those posts into desuarchive and you'll see they've been posted in here shitloads of times before word for word
18 years old dude
bit gay
could you post that again? I didn't quite see it
je suis red hat man
I got 2 phones, I can bring Biboo and Ina on each
Wtg bongs
when you hear American girls irl
my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"
Them white boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth
Hallelujah!
Why not just shag the sister?
Unrelated content
Anyway, I guess if white men want to start having babies, God I don't know how that's possible, but we should encourage it because all the white women are aborting their babies. So it's not ideal but maybe men can save the white race by having butt babies?
new creps lads
Been shagging mine for a bit.
No babies.
Real
maybe men can save the white race
lmao
congration
Or maybe shoot them, idk
"Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the High IQ Physiognomy Judging Eugenics Society of North America.
We will soon begin the Elite Human Capital silent auction, where women will be allowed to bid for the privilege to breed with us. "
Any of you lads happy? Me neither.
The Palestinian guy on the left looks more Jewish than the actual Jew in the middle.
real incel hours
I believe Richard is half jewish
I was genuinely blown away and saddened by the not insignificant number of American WNs and WN adjacents supporting Trump's threats to sanction or invade Danish territory. These types can be "vibed" into doing Dresden again if it's pitched right.
this is one of leftypols ideological juggernauts
The three musketeers
cant stop farting ffs
I am going to bed
that from jackie brown?
Yea
good film that
not great
but good
Have decided that tonight is my last time on Anon Babble. Doing a full break away from me phone and me computer. Need to live life on the outside for a while. Gym, meditation, work, creative pursuits, socialising. That's what my life needs to be about.
260 days until Christmas
see you tomorrow lad
When he has to stand in line at McDonald's and just stands there tapping his foot with his arms crossed reading the menu
ayo, im finna bust in rorkes ass, no cap
remember this kek
alri
Really hope you can lad good luck with it
meditation
Doing a full break away from me phone
doesn't even sound realistic. we use our phones for so much these days. and if you want to socialize try making plans without a phone or texting Lol
When he busts on his stomach and asks you to grab a tissue because he can't get up
*slurp*
That's nice
that's really really nice
line go down is terrorism
remember when leftypol was pro-working class and anti-globalism
live your myth in england
I hate finishing on my stomach but that's just where it's naturally aimed when the gf wanks my willy
yeah like 40 years ago
can always tell where the pakis live because they concrete the front garden over for parking their cars
right, that's it
*I collapse to the floor and my body goes limp as I enter my mind palace*
Those are lays
Holy kino
lets see paul allens chebs
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
You should sit or lay somewhere safe before entering your mind palace... can't believe you just did that
also what she does professionally
I fucked off to a cabin in the woods for a month once.
"If you want to contact me. I'll be at [redacted - stay the fuck away from my sweet ass little cabin]. If I'm not there, try calling my name or wait fifteen minutes."
I actually had a decent amount of company. Way more than the nobody I was expecting.
he can't hear you mate
Hope so too mate. It's destroying my mind. Got me the 80HD from phone use over lockdown.
I only get like 10 texts a week and a few phone calls. Me and the boys hang out at the same times every week, so nothing really needs planned. Only messages about chilling are when something came up and someone can't make it.
Americans
Can't into Walk. Have to Lay.
*enters your behind palace while youre incapacitated*
got arse cancer
Catholics taking the back door during business hours? Unheard of.
Canada is like 5 times bigger than UK
you can't so much as have a piss in a bush without someone being there
Yes
did you thank the lord savior for his bounty
that looks really nice, most of england is like that but they are semis rather than properly detached houses
am well cheeky xx
by 5 I meant 50 times bigger
sometimes a fruit is at it's most flavourful when it is under ripe
such as?
The entire point of taking off into the forest here was to not have anyone there while I piss in the bush. It wasn't a long walk for cell service, but nothing in the cabin. Wood stove. Candles and battery powered lights. MPPT on solar and a windmill, but I didn't bother with electricity aside from the fridge and freezer. The solitude was nice. Even with other people there, being unplugged was nice.
me? playing final fantasy 7 rebirth and having FUN
I'm finna tryn get my ass ate on Omegle
Bananas, it's got a much more fresh flavour and texture when it's just turned yellow and at least to me that's a better experience than waiting for the sugar develop as it becomes a darker yellow.
weird way to tell everyone you lack taste
unripe bananas are fucking vile you freak
this
except the reverse
and with females
rorke mate, serious rorkey boy....
assault on my eyes this grotesque image
how tf does rorke do it
President Beto O'Rorke
love the smiths but do think the cure's Disintegration is the greatest album of all time
with grace and verve
Ktim
not even the cure's best album
what is then? wish? pornography? x
Apparently there were lots of people on the train, forcing her to sit next to him, and then they all got off and now she's left sitting next to him and can't move because that would be awkward. Frustrated by this situation and angered by his existence, she has taken a picture of her reflection, and will exploit his grotesque and embarrassing appearance to fish for attention.
the cure?
huh
needs a fucking cure
covid cure be like: just 100 more years to flatten the curve
nah they're a twitter couple
Mikeynomics for Dummies
You were asked not to sneeze into each other's mouths. The pound of cure withered on the vine with the tonnes of manure and prevention. There will be no curative vaccination forthcoming.
seventeen seconds
Won't believe it. Shan't.
thing is, the cure could make the queen is dead, but the smiths couldn't make disintegration.
had never considered before that you could slow down a song but keep the pitch the same so it's slowed but still sounds the same
Holy shit he's right.
all just sonic waves innit
kinda mental how badly incels are discriminated against
very ableist
aha alri sonic lad? *waves*
it's fine because they are evil
why do boomers love ready salted so much?
:)!
Nobody cares about your sex life until you rent a lorry and go for a Saturday morning drive through the market.
Rather not sorry lad
scrandemic
American cuisine at its finest
past 5 posters aren't even from the UK..............
the fucked thing about heathermong is that he actually had a point about irish people and i thought that the first time i noticed his posts about it but then he carried on saying the same point for unironically like 2 years
can I live exclusively off eggs or nah
Anyone else catch the post Moni made on /britfeel/ today was proper epic like haha
mad how much better half life 2 is than 1, it's not even close
bird eggs?
hello lads
Born in Basildon. How about you, Omar?
heathermong singlehandedly brought back the return of the troubles
dunno just normal eggs from the shop mate do I look like a biologist
no but you can live exclusively off beef according to dr. juden peterstein and his daughter
alri
alri lads
Hello Tigerplane.
yes
don't like how in half life 1 people call you "mr. freeman" bitch i have a phd
Ktim
MIster of Philosophy
Gordon Freeman was studying physics in Austria before coming to the Black Mesa facilities in the USA.
Moninomics
could have sorted my life out years ago and I'd practically be a superhuman by now so there's no point
now he's slumming it in some armpit in bulgaria, how the mighty have fallen
Yeah. Here is a healthy diet plan:
-Chicken eggs
-Mini eggs
-Cream eggs
-Scotch eggs
Cave Johnson created Aperture Science in the 1940s and it quickly became the leading technology and science innovator in the world until Cave Johnson went bankrupt and the company started to be dethroned by Black Mesa as the next leading science company.
I don't like eggs, can I just do chicken, mini, cream, and Scotch?
Found a frog living inside a fence post
luv that tbf
cute
if you jizzed down there it'd eventually eat it
And then Maas Biolabs popped by and dosed the HVAC filters with a designer bacteria that makes Ebola look like a sunburn.
fencesitting wanker
Remember Chris Bryant having a seething rage over this tweet and demanding that Elon Musk be arrested and extradited to the UK
Uh yeah *looks worriedly at something in the corner of the room* yeah that should be healthy too
nahhhh white people be saying please and thank you to ai ongggg
sex with american women is a human right
Woman died after ‘speeding away from police and crashing into parked car’
Many of them have bowel movements the size of this waif.
One look at her face and I knew nothing was lost.
Bet that dullo cunt thought her life would be over if she was arrested.
Spectacular chebs need her shagged
I'm a descendant of Oliver Cromwell
not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views
She was pulled over driving the car. Her face was on bodycam and her reg was on the police car's dashcam. One wonders what goes through the minds of such people that they think if they can just drive away from the scene they'll be home free.
just because he is irish doesn't me is weird or sick it's 2025 mate bigotry isn't ok
saving this but not as wank material but for my art because I like the way the fabric look on her left tit
mary queen of scots me
Just one? Gosh, I must have had thousands of strokes in my twenties, and set the record in my teens
yeah?
Her parents would stop giving her money, or she thought that because the police talk to you it goes down on a record somewhere and employers can see it.
Some bizarre bullshit only sheltered zoomers think of because they saw it on tik-tok.
rorke's office
Relieved, phew thought she was going to unveil a sossij roll during this
Well she's free from her mortal coil now
Kinda envy het
rorke and his mates
haaha why do they have gamer chairs and why does it look like a set from a cheap sci-fi porno.
i love it when they put on a show for the west, it's so cute.
mad how the penis is specifically constructed the way that you can jerk it in any conditions whether there's lube or not. godberg is looking out for us incels.
some mirrors are extremely flattering and I think I look good
Other mirrors I look godawful and want to kms myself after seeing my reflection
What's up with this
Which do.i believe
The point I'm making is that it is over the moment they pull you over though, due to the cameras. That's what she and other mongs fail to grasp.
Even if she drove away and made away (without dumping into a parked car and dying) she'd be contacted by the police the next day, charged with driving without insurance and reckless driving all the same.
buffin off a suck ball
I got me the third Billy's bum buddy Keppel, allegedly.
Evidence that you CAN milk a bull, I guess.
only if youre uncircumcised lol
;)
sounds like body dysmorphia
fucking bull shit
Can't make this shit up.
I love this echochamber.
for me it's when they delete the entire comment tree
has any one in /brit/ had sex with a woman?
this says a lot about society
rorke's whip
my best friend sexually abused me when we were teenagers :( so yes if that counts
I'd rather not think of it as sex tho
suelad had but he left to be with his japanese gf after she moved to the UK to be with him
bizarrely this is a true story
time for a GirlsGoneHypnotized wank
yeah but she was assigned male at birth
seen videos of it
American intellectual Jared Taylor visits Russia
Yes but also it's mirror specific
For example the one at home is always average
The one in my car and at school are flattering
The one at the barber is torture to sit in front of
My current mood
I am posting it on /brit/
oi roight
lighting
also, no one looks good in a barber chair
even heard women joke about how ugly they feel when getting a haircut
going to put my dick into a nice warm pussy
odd.
i have never played minecraft
When I'm manic I can roll cigarettes qhile I drive but during a depression I can't thats odd
zoomers look at this and think "yeah i'm gonna wank to this"
i miss her
alri?
boomers look at this and think "yeah i'm gonna wank to this"
done him lol
porn has never been about beauty
its lust.
if someone tells me they listen to music or watch films I genuinely consider them subhuman
you literally cannot find violent porn online anymore
the webm that shattered leftypol into pieces
We need to ban miscegenation before people get uglier
so what do you do, read?
um
crazy how you can fly to portugal and get a cheap rental car then drive as drunk as you want and it won't impact you at all here
Gerry McCann mate that you?
Wish I didn't know about karma so I could go around chopping up crackhead women and seeing the inside of their bodt
make the shitting new
Prime minister confirms new UK Universal theme park in Bedford
the brickworks were so much more fun
use this for the new please and thank you
don't know what they are