/cum/ - Canada, USA, and Mexico

GNOME’d edition

filo anime

biden is actually kind of a protectionist, much less than trump is though

cum con sex

I guess US has been liberated from cheap goods

Good thing I'm not a consoomer

There is one thing you can do which is not to elect facists into office.

TDS

There is one thing you can do which is not to elect facists into office.

NOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY FUNKOPOPS

You are going to lose your job you fucking idiot. Everyone will be effected, but mostly regular Americans.

Your mom was at some point chads cumdump

Wasn't aware that I was the single person in the US who appoints the president.

tariffs are bad chud, that's why we have tons of them on you

He knows who you voted for and what your job is because his media tells him everything about us

Among other things

Are you saying you did not vote for Trump?

I live in a blue state, whether or not I voted for Trump doesn't matter because the electoral votes went to Harris

America's mainstream media hates their own country and prays for its downfall

I live in a blue state

grim

Every American is a Republican coalminer/farmer

I voted for the people's candidate

Lel he choked so hard during the debates, this dude would have cried and pissed himself in front of Putin

One day my grandparents will die and I'll inherit their land and live on a ranch in the Great Plains

Captain's log: stardate 2025
Peanut butter reserves are low. Talks of mutiny sweep the enterprise. Have contacted starfleet supply planets for restocking but no response has been recieved. Morale is in chaos

got laid off from my DEI consultant job

A girl tried to make fun of me in middle school by saying I play Dungeons and Dragons but I had no idea what it was so she had to explain it to me and it kind of ruined the sting of the insult

lets try to go 30 minutes without being retarded

Grandma's juices are leaking on the kitchen floor

Impossible

No let them bee.
Politics and religion are my favorite topic in this place. Everyone actually think they are smart snd is the funniest shit ever.

My bad seems like I ate that pussy too good

WAITAMINUTE, I know a bar that does 3 tacos for $8 during happy hour

we are so fucking back, bros

My cousin is almost 5 and he still shits his pants and can barely talk, probably like 50 iq. They are taking him to a specialist soon
Really hope he's a peaceful tard when he grows up and not one of the ones that throws fits and breaks shit

Why don't you eat this ass like a cupcake?

$1.50 with a fucking salad bar of toppings and sauces

and he still shits his pants

literally me

I'm allergic to chocolate

doesnt exist anywhere anymore, despite bordering mexico

But he gotta eat the booty like groceries.
youtube.com/watch?v=FK_wiPiVZV8

Placer

trap bars in your path

wwyd

Good night

gute nacht

Made some white pipo enchiladas not nearly as good as the one's the bf normally cooks

Try adding rat poison before you eat them

Dam he's probably autistic or something

youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q

spend more time with mom

servus

I usually spend nights with your mom

I usually spend nights with your mom

its not a burn if you just repeat what I said word for word

I took your mom to nice lobster dinner and never called her again

youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg

its not a burn if you just repeat what I said word for word

bet a lot of men did that to jason's mom LOL

Took Jason's mom out on a date and looked at my phone the entire time

Jason being raised by a single mother is actually so funny

Why is Canada not richer with all this oil?

considering a career in the skilled trades

Jason the type of nigga to ask his mom if the random man who's gonna rail her today and never talk to her again is his new daddy

Our HDI a lot better than all those countries

He's talked about getting mad at his mom's bfs before too L O L

Jason the type of nigga to get slapped across the face by his mom's boyfriend after screaming "You're not my dad" at him

Bet Jason was touched by at least one of the strange men who came in and out of his house and that's why he's gay

The editor-in-chief of the right-wing online portal "Deutschland-Kurier", David Bendels, has been given a suspended sentence for allegedly defaming the acting Federal Minister of the Interior, Nancy Faeser, with a post on the platform X.
The Bamberg district court handed him a suspended prison sentence of seven months for defamation of political figures, according to a court spokeswoman.
According to the court, Bendels posted an edited picture of Faeser on the X-Channel of "Deutschland-Kurier" over a year ago. It shows the SPD politician holding a sign with the sentence "I hate freedom of speech!" written on it. In the opinion of the court, this phrase was added to the photo by Bendels. Bendels also posted the sentence "Faeser hates freedom of speech!"

date some mid bitch

her son refuses to get a job and keeps loudly jerking off to gay porn

constantly eating half cooked meat and yelling at his mom to get him more milk

No wonder she can't keep a man around

his mom sends me to get him for dinner

open the door slowly

he's posing in front of his phone wearing nothing but his underwear

ask him what he's doing

"I'm just taking funny pictures for my internet friends"

does ur sack hang low
does it wobble to and fro

Post the link to that skinny girl with the beefy vagina, I need something to bait to

Ask Anon Babble

I was turned gay by rock and roll and also a cute goth femboy I took gym with

nigga I didnt support him in the first place

does ur sack hang low

when it's hot out

i thought you were homeschooled

I'm Texass not Jason

You mean her?
She’s Daintysloth on twitter

QT

TWISTED SISTER???

Nobody gives a fuck
Join the other homosexuals over at >>Anon Babbledixie

and this handsome young man right here is my son Jason. Jason say hi to my friend Bill.

shut up mom I’m whiting my chicken

heh…oh well…he’s special my Jason…anyway over here is the living room

Jason's mom
Has got it going on

that'll show him

They are pretty based but actually I read an interview with the guy from green day saying he thought everyone was bi and then read about bowie and jagger having gay sex

therapistberg delayed the next session by 3 hours.

I think we should ban homosexuality again

jason goes to therapy

is it court ordered?

This nigga scheduling sessions to get raped?

Reminder that we have a strong muscle man poster in our very cum general
youtu.be/mLNoY0K75W8

She secretly hates you and is plotting against you. You know what you have to do

Reminder that you are a cringe loser

Who could lift more? Him or Urkel?

Why

I thought you were going to sleep

so fvvvvvvcking tired just want to eat grotesque amounts of zogslop and sleep for the rest of my life

Wanted to but it’s occupied

Yah whatever really should good night for real now!
Love ya

Go to your German general you fucking runt

Holy seethe

nacht brudi

Frankfarters Raus!

Unlike Italian Americans and Japanese Americans, German American internees have never received financial compensation or an official apology for these events.

KRAUTS BTFO

2>1>4>3

its gooning time
*wips out my gooning rod and starts gooning*

phone notification

reminder your shift starts in an hour

The lord my God please I beseech thee, teleport a boulder above my head and smatter me into smithereens

being poor and owning nothing is based, actually!! some people buy dumb things so we should all not be able to buy anything anymore!!!

choppa beat a bitch like chris brown

Momberg is getting me a wizard 101 membership

they havin a posted it again-off

There isn't a single anime post that isn't some mental illness (homosexuality, troonism)

my bussy is tricked out

How so

I no longer feel sexual desire towards women irl. Like they don't even register as real. I only feel attraction towards pornographic images

Tried interpals, but the only people messaging me are random dudes from africa and the middle east

Did you use a real photo

Probably because you know they wouldn't like you so your subconscious mind doesn't even bother

ur bussy is busted up like a 93 civic errybody been in that bitch

momberg with the dry unseasoned chicken

why is mom jewish

she got that dry unseasoned pussy

In the USA if you are white and one of your family members gets killed by a nigger, the government sends an agency called the CRS to intimidate you into reading script prepared by them live on television about how you arent racist and that you feel sorry for the nigger who killed your white child.

this sounds interesting, please provide sauce on this fact

nta but I just posted the exact question to grok and apparently it might be true

Right has been wearing incorrectly shaped shoes her entire life

What does CRS stand for?

i love schizoposts

/cum/ is dead tonight wew

t. Latino "white" supremacist

These motherfucking fakecels are ruining my mood

I am white

Finna goon to some big booty Puerto Rican men

community relations service

You are the Brazilian

Very few Mexico anons seem to be in this thread, but just in case:

Interesting. Now do we have some examples of them going to peoples' homes to intimidate them after N'Darius and his boys gangraped their daughter to death?

gooning for double digit hours is my only skill

t. "Whitexican" dreams

My dick is huge

i cut it off just now

gross he wants help so he can contribute to a Wikipedia article, fuck that guy and fuck (((Wikipedia)))

1911 edition of encyclopædia britannica, the patrician's encyclopedia

Do you not have functional eyeballs

wake up to familyberg yelling about poolitiques

At least they got me pizza...

god I hate Jason so much it's almost unbelievable

the oil sands belong to alberta, not canada, and because the province is chock full of retarded cuckservatives, they squander all the royalties

Might go to ikea this weekend with momberg and eat at the cafeteria

go early and get the IKEA breakfast, the potatoes will give momberg some salty wet farts surely

We always go early last time we showed up 20 minutes before it opened

You can't own an AK or read oneeshota in Canada.

There has never been a "good" souls-like game. They're all shit.

Don't feel like studying on duolingo tonight

It's less about enriching Wikipedia specifically, and more just ensuring that there are CC0/Public Domain, CC-BY, or CC-BY-SA images available online in general

Wikimedia is just a convenient image hosting service for educational Creative Commons/Public domain images. That being said, editing Wikipedia articles to be better would also help awareness and improve public knowledge of Mesoamerican stuff since most people making art or movies or whatever probably just skim Wikipedia srticles

dogshit taste

nice she can get some white pants on and make sure they're tight so her cheeks sweat a bit and you get that dark line down the middle between her cheeks and after a few good brekky farts maybe u can clap em in the bedding aisle

Sick freak

I refuse to do anything for Wikipedia until they fire all the leftoids and troons that police it. It has a horrendous bias and they don't even attempt to hide it anymore.

bih so thicc she lookin like mothman

reality has a left-wing bias, chud

dla wstydu...

finna chud out on this unc ass mfer rn fr no cap

I agree, Wikipedia should be renamed "the world according to jews"

What mother fucker

Do your language reps!

From what I can tell it less has a left wing bias and more just as a "whatever the autist who happens to monitor that particular page like a hawk" bias.

In any case with Mesoamerican articles the issue is more just that most of them haven't been edited by people who keep up with the literature on the topic.

104% tariff on all Chinese goods at midnight

Do some reps on my pecker first

based as fuck
finally somebody is ripping the bandaid off

What's going to happen to temu

turtle wow is going down for maintenance

......

The USA doesn’t exist

it's over

big nothingburger nothing will happen screencap this you piss and shid and fard over nothing as usual

has jd vance dethroned kim jong-un as world's most powerful millennial?

In china they now have automated helicopter taxis, the USA with its army of Indian "engineers" could never create something like that in a million years

America does have better drone taxis we just aren't retarded enough to use them as taxis

it goes into effect in 4 hours lol

Rightoids cheering for the secret police snatching up critics of Zionist influence on the grounds that they are Muslims are just like the morons who supported Bush and the Patriot Act for the same reason. It didn't take long for Patriot Act powers to be used against whites and right wingers, as we saw during the first Trump administration and under Biden. Does anyone here dispute that the ADL, which is handling Trump's crackdown, would love to use these powers against white political dissidents as well? When DHS agents take you to Guantonomo for your "hate speech" under thus precedent you can cope like an impotent goy stooge about the 3 Middle Eastern ph.d.s deported from 80% non-white NYC being a "win."

boo hoo brown people on visas got deported.

but they were hecking based because they don't like Israel! (the reason they don't like Israel is because they think it's a white ethnostate)

cry me a river, you should get deported too because you're probably brown

guantanamo

that reminds me of an epic quote by solzhenitsyn i saw, about how he survived torture in the gulag
"intense pain is never prolonged, and prolonged pain is never intense"

Canada and Wixi will take on the trade.
China will replace malignant “businesses”.

The boarder between Mexico and Arizona is gone.

Regions that are contested continuously dissolve and fractionalize until prosperity resumes.

Ill say it again, I am a white man.

We have sold Minnesota to North Corea.

bro is posting his fingerprints in HD

need to CUM in this broad ASAP

t. Ben Shapiro

Yes, rightoids are stupid, abrahamists are ontologically evil, urkelkin are dangerous. It's 2025, we've all heard the relevant information, poolitiques are when you pick up a gun. Shut up.

wuzrael will not “deport” anyone.

just hacked the mainframe, you're finished

groypers simping for brown people, what else is new

This is pretty funny

If you aren't on the side of based Hispanics and Palestinians, then you're for the Jews. It's that simple.

t. Brownoid

Total war

Exactly.

fake white

Israel won. Palestine Lost. The Houthies (goofies) lost, Yemen Lost, Iran lost, Europe lost. Get over it.

groypers simping for brown people, what else is new

t. Brownoid

I love black women so damn much

an Israeli-born graduate student

studying what is "wrong" with America's justice system

gets shanked by a dindu

well well well

Israel won. Palestine Lost. The Houthies (goofies) lost, Yemen Lost, Iran lost, Europe lost. Get over it.

groypers simping for brown people, what else is new

t. Brownoid

Enjoy wild~west part 2

Jealous Europoid. Latins, Arabs, and Hindus are the true white race.

Lebanese are hunting apocalypse fags like you, globally

How do I avoid microplastics?

boo hoo brown people on visas got deported.

but they were hecking based because they don't like Israel! (the reason they don't like Israel is because they think it's a white ethnostate)

cry me a river, you should get deported too because you're probably brown

anti-zionism is brown-coded

If you aren't on the side of based Hispanics and Palestinians, then you're for the Jews

The Talmudic network sends its regards

We can effortlessly sense who is with the singularity or not

i ate so much food it feels like my belly is gonna burst

There are none of them left, they've been genocided, it's over. Israel won and rules over the promised land once again

only eat the big plastics

Europe creates many verities of allegiances and creates many verities of better centralizations of government and more centralizations.
Bigger governments, more governments, more anarchy/divergent~congruent growth.

Brown pipo being deported for any reason is good

um but they were BASED because they're palestinians!

Do you think allah sees it as a failure of his people that Israel won

The Chemical Brothers - The Darkness That You Fear

he's pissed at them for not doing more 9/11s

How is planting explosives in Lebanese people's electronics and detonating them in crowded supermarkets not just terrorism?

Think he'd have to be real first

youtu.be/e-IK-MRe3h4

Forgot the link

I guess it's not his fault they are all so weak and stupid

How many of y’all got sniped while calling the world “schizo”

have you tested the gun

Batten down the hatches

breast reductions should be outlawed

so yes it was a schizo post lol

I was genuinely blown away and saddened by the not insignificant number of American WNs and WN adjacents supporting Trump's threats to sanction or invade Danish territory. These types can be "vibed" into doing Dresden again if it's pitched right.

Based take

Regions emerge out of counties that are fortified. Roads get blocked. Farmers prosper. The economy prospers.

too long, no money there

Don't join the military and make sure your relatives don't. Starve this Zionist beast of the white blood that nourishes it.

Greenland is mostly snow injunz not Danes thoughbeit

They just finna use drones lil dawg, less and less shooters are needed yo

Elon Musk and the State Department spent $40 billion on Twitter just to stick a funnel down your throat and force feed you brain cell killing kosher gruel from like 3 dozen Jews and mischlings.

Israeli victory parade

I see white people on youtube/tiktok doing all kinds of creative and brilliant engineering projects, usually just for fun. Imagine if the government cultivated this untapped potential instead of h1bs at Tesla. Thank god they don't, America doesn't deserve its white people.

unknowingly retweeted AI slop again

It's over

real schizo hours in /cum/

AI art is good.

The IDF uploaded a rap video showing them blowing up Gaza's drinking water system, a war crime. They are rioting for the right to rape male prisoners. These animals are not Western.

Will you say that while your blood leaks from your skull hole after someone shoots back because you randomly shot at them?

The only sanity to you is being a retarded faggot.
I’ve talked to your ilk on here so much and you are of the last surviving

don't consoom that jew propaganda

only consoom THIS jew propaganda

pre-Elon Shitter was just as gay as Elon-era Shitter, it's just one side of the spectrum trying to alienate the other. We all know who they bow to at the end of the day.

not a war crime to blow up a water system you tard, it's a strategy that's been used for thousands of years and a good one. they even did it in 2003 in Iraq. you seriously suggesting AMERICA committed war crimes? bruh get REAL.

haven't drank honey jack daniels in 6 years but I just vividly remembered the smell out of nowhere

Haha so true, SO true! *Punches (you) in the gut as hard as I can*

The one good thing about this time period is that we now have proof Antifa and the LGBT/Open Borders/BLM/Sorosite left literally disappear the second wealthy Jews stop subsidizing them. Reporters who keep tabs on them report that the ones who have made even tepid pro Palestine comments in public are blacklisted from Democrat and liberal Non-Profit jobs, with more than you think planning on drastic career changes or even talking about killing themselves.

I wonder how it feels to realize your "anti-fascist activism" was nothing more than a front for rich genocidal Jewish supremacists.

*isn't hurt because you punch like a girl*
haha good one little guy
*rubs your head*

did you know this happens a lot to people with depression?

NTA but what happens exactly? One time I was talking to my (now ex) gf over the phone and I could suddenly smell her perfume

sounds like regarded bullshit and I kind of don't care

dudes get sad and start smelling things lmao couldn't be me

Do you think jason had a favorite "dad" that he was sad got tired of his mom's trash pussy?

getting harder and harder to fart, gonna have to shit soon. gonna be very dense.

am i banned

why do ban evaders love to announce themselves

phantosmia

wish i could have sex

pic sauce?

WHY?

to dab on the jannies

Because this is a total janny death general. You aren't a janny are you?

Do you have a bidet or a squirt bottle. Lube the shit up.

she should have put in a book about being a nice guy

my personal stash of fat shitter
idk how you take shits but that sounds like something more than just taking a dump.

no robot dick on that machine however

Islam was defeated by THIS

oh no... nononononono

NEW

Ahem, Jason please clean this up

nooooooo it's a trick everyone don't click on it!!!

Dude we have women in here, have some dignity!

/cum/ posts grind to a halt after a gay porn thread is linked

Not like this /cum/bros...

N

my impact is immense

I

Brian is back you guys know what to do

This is gon be gud

masturbate?

New thread where? Can't you tards make 3 at the same like usual?

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