LOVELY FUCKING ANCIENT TELLY edish
/brit/
im gay
used to get little stiffies to this
why are you off the cans for two weeks
m e
Nth for Emma Watson sitting on my face.
Why does the leaf talk about this "toby" character like anyone knows who tf it is
Gonna watch LA confidential tonight
Crying out for freedom from computer. LET ME OFF!
no you're not
be quiet
Who is your favorite JAV star lads? I'm partial to Ai Uehara and Ichika Matsumoto myself
go outside. its summer
Newfag
only one toby i care about
its 2 inch tobes
I'm travelling for work next Monday morning so that'll keep me off the cans till Friday next week
And I suppose I'm off them this week because I'm currently trying to think soberly if I want to accept that college is a load of shite and I should stop trying to educate myself based on the standards of society when I already have a very fucking cushy job I can't get fired from unless I try to steal the toilberg's wine
Kino
Reminds me of those real Air bnb listings for a "campsite" in someones backyard or whatever and it's still fucking $700 a month. Like motherfucker I'm not paying you that to sleep on your fucking dirt fuck off
fucked it
Jewish women are wildly aesthetically pleasing. Most French royalty through medieval times were Jewish which is where their rep for beauty comes from
Fuck off Fivey
step 1) re-establish contact with God
got to go with Asahi Mizuno
Nozomi Mikimoto
Shiori Tsukada
Kana Shinozaki
Yuri Honma
in all your holes?
Found the book a little disappointing. All his books are the same actually. Good atmosphere but retarded storylines
Most French royalty through medieval times were Jewish
I don't think so mate
this leaf (singular)
Toby bro totally a real person who exists
Asahi Mizuno and Shiina Sora for me
Most French royalty through medieval times were Jewish
diegz
spaino
toby
canslad
heathermong
the gang's all here!
hello, you've reached god
i'm busy at the minute, but leave a message and i'll get back to you
*beep*
Most French royalty through medieval times were Jewish
Find this unlikely
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
reading dostoevsky, overrated soviet slop
truthnuke
hitomi tanaka
Oil is at $60 a barrel lol
all the leafbois itt need to spread their butts to post that for us
This is mousenonce
Scottish
on benefits
unwashed greasy hair
teeth falling out (pic related)
energy drink addiction
bronze on league of legends
steals meal deals, chocolate bars and toilet paper from shops and cafes
gay
furry
obsessed with Walt Disney, Florida, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the House of Lords
Was homeless for 18 years
Is either 30 or 36 (conflicting information)
lives in a council flat
neighbours have called the police on him multiple times
tried to strangle his neighbour in the Co-Op
wrote a deranged letter about Bank of England policy to Baroness Blackstone
tries to melt down free sim cards for gold
smokes 40 cigarettes a day, mostly from tobacco off the floor
eats dog food
wish I could store 6000$ worth of oil barrels
can women really tell the difference between a 3 incher and a 6 incher
aren't they basically the same thing
how does it compare to the price of coca cola?
this is someone whos happy with their own life posting someones finger for the 1000th time
my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"
My name is Christopher Jean-Baptiste, I am apparently a Jew because a Ethiopian and South African VPN user says so
Does this mean the ragheads are going to become poor?
gymtoil complete
contemplating scrantoil
got noise autism me. Cant stand any noise.
Have to wear ear protectors over my earbuds to block it all out
3 incher isn't functional in any meaningful way
I danced in the morning when the world was begun, I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun, I came down from Heaven and I danced on the earth, At Bethlehem I had my birth.
reckon they can't really tell a 2inch difference so if you have a 3 incher and say 5 they'd know no difference
Have Sex with me
not just any finger though is it, ghouloid
is this cheap or expensive?
literally me
tried watching this last year but only managed 3 episodes
Same lad
Hate music, loud noise etc
I only really like sounds of nature like birds chirping
I have to ask my parents to mute the tv every time the ads come on. I cannot stand the dancing jigaboos they have in every advert
If it would please the rt. hon. Baroness (Blackstone), and I hope my grammar please her too — the rt. hon. having been taught at a grammar school, a very nice one, and, I myself not so much formally learned nor practised in letter-writing, still the grammar is what I chase like with her; a London school of economics afterwards — Education and learning as one of your focus areas of interest; Your involvement with the standards of the bar; Your families 300 or so years ago writing the book of law. These are some of the reasons for why I'm writing to you about what I have to say. This is what I have read if it is correct, and may I also hope that it could benefit and be of interest or be good if you would hear this put before you?
I use the: Banking Act (2009), the Bank Recovery and Resolution Order (2014) both, throughout this mail. These are the relevant documents/legislation I have used for writing it.
I'm a little late but the purpose of this letter is for the chaos that occurred late this year, happening throughout the last PM's (and friends) run. It's to say out-loud about the "GBP being devalued" or "shorted" and other events I also found interesting. All in conjunction with the BOE (Bank of England) Stress Tests/Report 2019.
If you weren't in HL I'd still try this if not only for your knowledge and experience (I know you would always have been). But, as already mentioned, you're getting this email mostly for your status in the committee of (the standards for) the bar, for your role in law, and your area of interest in education — to which I find great motivation because of, as I (respectfully I say this) find a calling in you and your role with the rt. hon. Rees-Mogg.
I just assume the bank was "at risk of no longer being able to function as a bank" and "critical infrastructure" (such as the energy industry) was at risk too, to trigger this.
me? not autistic and love noise music
got an inner monologue and tinnitus can never have a moment's fucking peace
KTIM I literally sperg the fuck out
if i were a subfamily of grasses i would be pooideae
Dance, then, wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance, said he, And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be, And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he.
What would it take for a woman to have sex with me
british by the grace of birth. no gf because of gods plan (just not in the cards yet)
A female prison governor is facing jail after having an affair with a drug-dealing gang boss named after a character in TV’s Breaking Bad.
Kerri Pegg has been convicted of misconduct in a public office after having a relationship with drug dealer Anthony Saunderson, who was known to criminal associates as “Jesse Pinkman” after the meth dealer from the television series.
The 42-year-old Pegg had been a “rising star” in the Prison Service, after she advanced from a role as a graduate entrant to prison governor in six years, Preston Crown Court was told.
this bitch really went went after a nigga that named himself after Jesse not even Walt
nigga Jesse was literally a slave in that shit literally a tied up chained to the floor like a dog slave
and that's not even getting into the prison system that took her from new recruit to guv in only 6 years
got darkie autism me. Cant stand any darkies.
Have to wear eye protectors over my eyes to block it all out
black lad fell into my gaping arsehole thinks he’s lost in there haven’t seen em in months the poor bastard
Grilling some chicken lads
disgusting
delete this image immediately
I love Breaking Bad
Police raided her apartment in Orrell in November 2020 and found Pegg living far beyond her means, buying Jimmy Choo shoes and Chanel necklaces.
Detectives discovered that despite her £3,000 a month income, Pegg was deep in debt and had not declared three County Court judgments, which amounted to misconduct.
Her four credit cards were “maxed out” and she had 6p in her savings account.
why is it so hard for some people to not spend money
Genuinely get so fucking upset thinking about "trans kids" how sick are we let parents turn their little boys into girls and fuck them up beyond repair
awful just awful
wish i lived in this rug
are salt and pepper too spicy for you?
2nd one down on the right looks like my flacid willy with my foreskin overhanging my bellend like an ant eaters nose
would kill for 3k a month
It's more relevant for Russia.
oh give it a rest graham
i wish i was her human toilet
why so much jew ink
phoar just had a no gf piss in a bottle and had to stop my arse from shooting out a poo by clinching and my gooch/balls started stinging well bad
Sir Jaime Lannister
delivered that line terribly
this sounds like you told an AI to generate a /brit/ post
I'm caught in a mosh
There's a little chubby girl at the toil
She doesn't have fat girl chebs
They literally bounce as she breathes but the rest of her isn't fat enough to jiggle when she walks
Just wanted to share something fun, lads
Tobyslist
Kanade Tsuchiya
Uni Shiokawa
Rena Aoi
Akari Aramura
sir gay bummer
i figured out how the pyramids work btw lads
nigga Jesse was literally a slave in that shit literally a tied up chained to the floor like a dog slave
Slavery is peak soul
just piles of rocks aren't they
cant wank if the suns up, dont know why just cant
activate them lad
computer viruser making my computer not load up YouTube properly so i study but im just watching it in fucked mode instead (will study in a sec though)
He's a far right
Suppose you think jk rowling is far right too
Starmer wants this raped to death by 1000 Africans
right well that's a fannoise in plain sight isn't it
time to install a real operating system
phoar nice pussy
just bluffing its way through life innit
We have to establish a racial, radical, and social fascist-republican government of Britain based on mercantilism, National Socialism, eugenics, physiognomy, biological antisemitism, neoclassical architecture, cleanliness, duty, order, loyalty, heterosexuality, Germanic automobiles, Saxon protestantism, Roman virtues, depopulating the biomass, and low taxation.
do you spend much time on there?
bodied that freak
im the only one who sees the truth
alri
maybe a horse won't die next year
you've been chat gpDONE
alri
humourless Anon Babble lads
36k a year doesnt seem a lot for someone in charge of a big prison. About the same as it costs to house these fucks
ah yes a 10 day ban from torturing horses after you "accidentally" killed one of them
baby head sniffing
whatever happened there
would love a herd of pet giraffes
me
Tuesday evening? Time for your reminder. Get up and move. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
hoshina mizuki currently
omds trump the mad man wasn't trolling, he's actually put 104% tariffs on china lmao
so it was user error?
the bollocks hacked off
Should have had you at the charge of the light brigade
i'm going to play some rise of the tomb raider then watch the football
New
Sincerely interested in Brit opinions: Do you agree that Oasis >> Beatles purely on songs written not on cultural relevance.
Any one fancy some cinnamon flavored chewing gum?
sounds like shit
shockingly early new jannard send this ruffian to the brig
sounds awful
oasis have like three good songs and loads of meaningless wank
UNLIMITED TARIFFS
Lara croft torture porn
cronem heading out for gherkin shift
only gum i chew on is your mum's
drinking milk and eating celery in preparation for a fantastique wank today
Used to stay up and watch this on the little telly with the VHS built in in my room and wank my willy to this late at night under the impression that there would be some explicit lesbian action (there never was)
how did you know i like celery
william buckland was a naturalist who ate every animal he studied
Any runts in?
are you eating celery because of a post yesterday about carrots or something or because i thought in my head "i like celery" yesterday, answer
oh my DAYS
fuck it lads, im gonna move my desk into the bedroom. It's a much quieter room
got a new wardrobe coming on saturday
pay up piggies
what a joke we are
My chin has dandruff. The trials of having a beard.
Thank you
This is a country planning for conscription btw
bedroom is for sleeping, changing clothes and sex only.... it's a big mistake to put anything in your bedroom that causes you to spend addditional time in there. don't put your desk in there!
face blind anon posts a pic
the trails of being an incompetent swine who neglects skin care
Cope. Across the Universe is the only Beatle song on the level of Don't Go Away.
i'd suck her cock
didn't see that, I just know it makes your cum more white with less of the clear fluid
would normies buy cracked wordpress apps
the 'nesses
to be fair what he said was oasis were wank, not that the beatles were any good
more bennies cuts
thats aspagragus or something. the other one is just food, celery is epic
least oxymoronic leftypol worded post
all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler
didn't know you post here kanye
well its either the bedroom or stay in the living room where i can hear the upstairs neighbour stomping around all day
i bet that if someone made a website they would use WordPress. not even an advertisement its just that most websites do, so they clearly do that
hello sar
Please, no more Steam Deck vs Switch 2 chat.
I’m a veteran games guy. I’ve experienced THE LOT, and the Steam Deck is one of the worst purchases I’ve made. A fussy, kinda annoying thing, which never had ANY chance of having mainstream appeal.
Let’s be serious people
battyman is posting pictures of mens legs omdsssss
based murica
Holy shit.
I'm getting both
Saying that Oasis is wank is saying that British music is wank which is obviously false.
1984. George michael 1984. English vocals and black British jazz
bought my steam deck when steaming
several months later dropped my steam deck when steaming
just like how it's a country that was going to ban Anon Babble a couple of weeks ago?
Boris Johnson. funny
the focus is on the shoes not on the legs you literal battyman LOL
Saying that Oasis is wank is saying that British music is wank
i mean no it's very obviously not
Sir barter flopper
Don't play games me.
asparagranglus
Been saving up weeks of vacation time, finally have a reason to use it lol.
Sir farter
fart fart shit and poo fucking fart
Not appreciating my severe lack of (you’s) lads
Lol.
sir (you) lacker
here's a free one from uncle anon
conscripted into the fight against fire (im joining the side of fire)
going to go around fires making them bigger or burn houses down as my job
no idea who this bloke is but i'm gonna say he's talking SHITE
Yeah it is. British music is classical. You are our leaders.
Can a janny here unban me from Anon Babble
melty
P L E A S E
cute asian shorts person on YT said that sometimes the hose makes a barrier that protects firefighters against the fire with water
Slob on me knob like corn ont cob
was jeff always this much of a mong or is this a new thing
Joseph R Rogan
steak has 21g of protein per gram because on the food nutrition labels they base it off serving size because theyre liberals
Burden of proof goes on you de lad, sorry but that's just how it works
Always. Here's me singing below
youtu.be
pg tips gettin leaky x
leftymong rallying the troops as per
maybe im wrong but they are wrong fucking liberal
whos blud talking to?
based
liberals saying free palestine from the left wing liberals while being left wing liberals in their home country
YER'VE GOT MUD ON'YA
Your black
This is Graham Linehan.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
sunshine's been making me feel more tired in the afternoon/evening but it's also easier to wake up early
the liberals are like the group "just stop oil" where the Jews are the UK oil company and the Jews are just stop oil as well
been making me go for more walks at 3pm with sunglasses on desu
don't mess with me sunshine
every time i read posts like this i dont care what the content is i just know a seething tranner is behind the post
drinking tea with a taste of the thames
I hate living around foreigners
Hope I never see another 'latin American' in England ever again. Ugly yankified goblins
The Terry Wogan Experience
points out how fucked up the tranny/pedo movement is
somehow this is bad
He’s based cause he hates trans. Nuff said
lads - make a big pot of macaroni and cheese with tuna mixed in, truswt me
NTAYRT but Glinner is clearly a mentalist regardless
He doesn't even take Christmas day off and has lost his family whilst pretending to be a troon on tinder
Whatever you think he's a nutter
rorke doing karate on a cherry blossom tree
Mental how the average person never feels nervous. Meanwhile I'm in a constant state of debilitating nervousness unless I'm tucked up in my box room with my gadgets, toys and snacks. It's not right.
Leftypol crying and shidding
rorke is a diddy epstein blud? skibidi moment much....
rorke making the heisenberg of truth nukes
mad how shit cold weather is, no wonder russians are alcoholics
whigpol voting for Irish home rule
And yet you seem upset he decided to keep attacking te tranny/pedo movement instead of engaging in a government planned holiday to spend extra money than you normally would because the government said to
grow up
Funny how all these freaks like Glinner and JK Rowling start out pretending they’re just ordinary liberals who have a few concerns about hormone therapy and bathrooms and within a few years they’re hanging around with fash LOL
i said maybeeeeeeeee
you're gonna be the one that gays meeeeeeeee
and after aaaaaaaallll
you're up my bumhooooooole
Bravest non-american
His methods are unorthodox but you are talking about him which is what he wants
leftypol clapping along to "itty bitty titties and a bob" on loop
over 138,000 times he's been talking about ol' rorke.
We are the Manchester United of countries
battybwoi on damage control looool
Literally all me every single one of them
engaging in a government planned holiday
christmas
government planned holiday
oh my days, this is even worse coming from a paddy.
Same bro. Been cripplingly anxious my entire life. Just started SSRI’s not much help. Ruined everything it has
but now, it's over for rorke
pic related
We're Gen-Z. We listen to Nettspend. We rock vintage. We watch livestreams, not no TV. We crash out over politics. We find our tribe, our soulmate and order lunch through the apps. We're only just getting started.
You've never heard of an English lover. Only an English Patient.
he's done us
bro just ignore the argument and let me start flaming you bro
first day back doing manual labor toil after 18 months of unemployment and i'm absolutely fucked, body is in shambles ashamed of the runt i've become
my arsenal gunners will tonight defeat the madrid reals two - nil
these digits of mine confirm this news
Do you guys want Canad to be a part of America,
Anyone got the webm of Elon getting trolled on path of exile 2?
Feeling a bit Spazzy on the wazzy way hay
Honestly, something that helped me with my anxiety is pretending I'm Donald Trump in social situations. He's half-British like me which is kinda cool.
timmy's crush
My Neighbor Accused My Wife of Teleportation. Can I Get a Restraining Order?
yes watching hours upon hours of tranny sissy porn for "research" is unorthodox alright. lad got cucked by a tranny which is why his wife left him.
No I want 95% of their country to remain wilderness. Canada needs ecofascism
I want to hire her to watch me getting fucked by a group of men while I'm dressed up as her
the zoomers have been christened the loser generation. too old to remember any good time, too young and too late to be warned of the dangers of being terminally online. The world laughs at the plight of the poor little zoomer, who has never seen a human vagina in his sad little life
These digits confirm victory for Harry Kane's mighty Bayern Munchen! Check 'em!
bro how can i talk to someone who thinks that christmas is some sort of government psyop
i want to be her human toilet
Mi6 chief was talking about it
apparently Facebook and GoogleAI used to (maybe still) used Nigerians to sort through good/bad content on the platform
so there would be hundreds of Nigerians out there whove looked at fucked images for 16 hours a day on the computer which i think is funny as fuck. i hope they still do it somewhere to go make google translated images
just a screenshot
grow up boys, yeah?
I didn't say it was a psyop
I said it's a government planned holiday, which it is
The entire fucking country outside of emergency services shuts down practically in terms of governmental departments
Kek
Like night and day. Have no idea how grim little cunts here love winter
Yes
The USA is a vitalistic nation
surely if MI6 had the info before it became public they could go coup Nigeria through proxy Facebook macros if a good enough manipulator was designing images for them to do that. like telling them to go stab the governer of the country or something
yeah mate whats wrong with that? it's time to spend inside with your family. we've done this for around a thousand years now.
Not how that works at all
looks like it's over for both of our respective favoured results.
They don't drink
They don't have sex
They don't engage in any meaningful hobbies
You wonder what the fuck they even do all day
feel quite let down then
You're a fucking idiot if you don't understand the difference between 'you are taking this time off at this date so fuck you' vs 'you can freely take time off'
theres studies
based. Try NOT feeling like a pimp while wearing a longcoat, it's impossible
yes it precisely is mong
Arse anal win tonight, but will go out, Czech em
President Shayquanda 2032
J6 era was his best look, with the coat and gloves
you are taking this time off at this date so fuck you
every job i've worked you could work Christmas or take the time off mate.
dont see the problem here.
he doesnt live like either of us, he gets a large amount of money per job he does and has to live off that until the next project.
he should have spent christmas with his family he made that choice that day to spam twitter with his tranny hating shit.
It's hot at night so we get a terrible nights sleep, so we wake up later in summer. That's why the sun sets later in the day during summer.
er
yer mum's a shleg
he should have spent christmas with his family he made that choice that day to spam twitter with his tranny hating shit.
exactly. Case in point of why the fuck you don't get it
if all you do is wake up and make 100 posts all day on twitter, it's a fucking sad reality mate