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Confused about why the market is correcting even though Trump took a blowtorch to it? Let me tell you what he knows that you probably don't: China, the EU, Russia, etc., are a bunch of cucks. They will never stand their ground. They will always come groveling to America for muh negotiations, muh diplomacy, etc. Folding is all they know. After issuing hundreds of "final warnings" in everything they do, they will ALWAYS cave. They have no real red lines and can be bullied. Trump is that bully, placing them into the lockers that they crave.
seethe
idk how people obsess over politics all the time
its actually kinda impressive how far out of their way they go to not just be normal people and be continually unhappy as fuck
Sex Sex Sex is fun but don’t be silly use a billy boy
ya ya ya ya thread theme ya yaya
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i'm the MVP
Most Virtuos Poster?
Watched a female woodworker that wasn’t whorebaiting
Like a breath of fresh air
I brought a traditional Chinese medicine cookbook at a bookstore a while back and I eat nothing but chinese food now, in accordance with the four seasons. This is after eating nothing but Indian food for two years after buying an Indian cookbook. I wonder if I smell like a Chinese grandma.
U smell like big doodoo
can u make me pepper chicken and lo mein ho yea buddy
That's not nice, FK
youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I wonder if I smell like a Chinese grandma.
100% fr no cap
Do you guys think Urkel is quiet and awkward around black people? I feel like he would be
I wish you would cook for me
Of course.
i help u carry in the groceries mama chang
:)
Being autistic has to be worse for black people because they have a reputation for being smooth talkers.
White House Press Secretary says 104% additional tariffs went into effect at noon eastern time because China has not removed its retaliation. The 104% additional tariff will be collected starting tomorrow April 9th.
plot twist: china keeps devaluing their currency and the ccp remains unaffected
i like you more than a friend
Based fuck China
Just remember whenever you think a woman has her shit together, she's really just masking or being a yes girl
my brother in christ: USD was almost 1:1 with the Indonesian dollar a couple days ago
that is literally everyone under 60 bro
we are just fucking winging it til we die
word
and yet i still bought my groceries at their usual price and went home happy
insane how much this shit doesnt effect me, and double insane how mad it makes you that i dont care about pointless dumb shit
habibi that is not how you spell china, are you stubid?
my point is that we're devaluing our currency. like who the fuck has ever heard of the indonesian dollar.
Pepe's dentition here would seem to imply he isn't a modern amphibian but rather some kind of ancient extinct tetrapod like Eryops megacephalus
Oh baby you YOU GOT WHAT NEED
Are you retarded
Having my first "Rogue" nicotine pouch. It's decent. Better than Zyn? Yea. Not the best though.
I have so many memes that defy categorization, it's annoying.
the categorization is that you're gay
As a gorilla chad, smartest human does not pose no more threat to me than the smartest naked mole rat.
i suffer in compton
I just had a root canal.
If you didn't know, they are not fun.
i unironically liked femboys and ended up making a tranny my gf, we've been """together""" for about a year now (together in quotes cuz its online) and its sort of dawning on me that this is an awful idea. shes really great but shes lazy, useless, and unwilling to make any sort of effort to actually be together since she likes being a neet so much.
she also doesnt pass even slightly, wouldnt even make it as a femboy which ik makes me a shitty person to admit that its one of the reasons im considering dropping her but at the end of the day i really just cannot imagine myself marrying a person who is very clearly just a dude with long hair.
i still like her a lot but if shes not willing to put in any effort at all into being together, then i dont see why i shouldnt look for a better option
even if i did go all out and decide 'you know what, fine you can be a neet and live with me' that wouldnt work at all since itd be completely impossible to support both myself and a neet in the current us economy.
im really considering just dumping her, i kinda dont want to because as i said i DO like her despite everything. not entirely sure what to do though
is anyone hiring
Women pegging me turns me on. Femboys DO NOT turn me on because I am not a homosexual
You the kind of nigguh who watches jack black helicopter his dick around fr
Moon landings are real.
Anything involving a male’s anus is gay sorry
taco tuesday
every mexican/hispanic restaurant sells small tacos for 3.50 each
all anal is gay
I hope obesity rates start going down instead of up and some point
We’re gonna reach 50% by 2040 at this rate
having sex with women is gay
ketchup and liquor
Sodomy is not sex
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read the comment section. this song will always be associated with mexico
not my bmi not my problem
Take a drive to your local bad neighborhood with a lot of Hispanics and you’ll find cheap tacos
Getting pegged or using a dildo isn't gay. Prostate stimulation is sexually neutral.
where do you think the latinx restauraunts are, dummy
I thought they were just slightly with ozempic. Someone posted a graph iirc
bruh you is GAY
sex
sticking something in an anus
We already lost the battle when that became acceptable. Should be called mutual anal masturbation or something
It IS your problem because those fat cunts are making your insurance rates go up
hey siri where is my local bad neighborhood with a lot of hispanics
Getting pegged or using a dildo isn't gay
just need a bf me
extremely rare jason W
i've never met a cool sex freak
used to think he was just prison gay but now I think it's just homosexuality in general
I'm half gay but that's beside the point
Devaluing your currency lowers the purchasing power of your citizenry. If the CCP can endure that while the American government cannot that's purely a matter of national pain threshold. But it's not like the laws of economics apply one place and not in the other.
Forgot about that
I can’t believe that they actually invented a miracle drug that makes you lose weight but also kills alcohol and nicotine cravings (cravings of all kind actually)
they are always ugly & weird. Hot women only do the most boring vanilla shit unless money is involved.
Well that’s because hot women don’t need weird shit to make their man coom
why is that
exactement mon ami
Soon every American from age 5 will be on Ozempic
he answered very succinctly
Can children take it? That's a good point actually, this country has too many fat kids
Why would you be so mad about a stranger online being half gay?
I think kids can’t take it but they’ll just make a version for them
It’ll keep those teens from vaping too
who wants to join my polycule
Anyone want to visit my tesseract?
When you were going in debt for college I was studying the m9
While you were eating gmo food I mastered the way of the jew
While you were working 9 to 5 I cultivated the art of war.
And now that insurance scams are on fire you have the audacity to fear monger me?
penis brossss
debt for college
Sorry buddy my grandparents set up a trust to pay for my tuition and living expenses
While you were eating gmo food I mastered the way of the jew
Try again buckaroo I was eating organic food because it tastes better
While you were working 9 to 5 I cultivated the art of war.
Never worked 9 to 5
how much longer can they keep up the tariffs before old people start forming boomerwaffen squadrons
the tariffs are never going down lol
Is this woman white?
catholic
short term relationships
huh?
I dont care about you
trade talks have started and the stock market has simmered down a little in response which means they must be serious about ending the tariffs
I care about you
the tariffs aren't even in effect yet dude
kek
Seething devil worshipper
My brother in Christ
if she's got a tattoo, expect everything else to fall by the wayside of having meaningless sex
Got a like on bumble, but I’m a chud who only wants white women
I think I have hundreds of pictures saved that I could safely delete and never miss.
got a like
I want normies to leave
tariffs on china go LIVE at 12
kurac means dick in serbian
I was this way then I realized all the women who liked me were brown or black so I stopped and started having sex with brown women and a couple black women
And you are the kuraci
christianity has completely degraded into meaninglessness and everyone who says they're christian are just doing it because of cultural expectations. islam will be in a similar spot in a generation or two. religion is a meme.
i am the goat of this gen, footkraut. show some respect
Momberg said the woman who hired her got a bonus which is annoying because like bitch hire me and you'll get a bonus
What's good for the goose is good for the gander I'm afraid
pleased to announce my new AC unit has been installed and its now comfortable in my house
not pleased to announce there is now an invoice sitting on my dining room table for $8250
I can afford it but sometimes I wonder if rentberg would be better
Christian was what people identified as before the rise of nationalism because nobody really gave a fuck about which monarch ruled them
I read that as animal crossing unit
Closing time
I dont think you know what gander means
Wait, your power company didn't pay for or at least give you a huge rebate for that? Is it not community-owned and operated by the municipality?
Catholic really just means you've been baptized into their cult
You don't need to actually believe it or anything
getting a new AC just increases the value of your home and paying a mortage just increases your equity
renting is literally throwing money away in comparison
alri, richie rich
I own my house and the fact that I worked for a contractor for 4 years saved me a lot of money since I do most of the maintenance myself
the rebate offered to me was $200/ton but required me to use their contractor service which quoted me over 10k for the same job. for the 2 ton condenser i would have ended up paying like $1400 more going through them
that's heresy
Whatever the fuck THAT means
Dominicans & to a lesser extent Puerto Ricans will be like +50% African by ancestry and look black but will still unironically claim to be White, it's funny.
islam will be in a similar spot in a generation or two
it already is there now in the West and the more developed muslim countries. Half of the young rappers and bbl twerkers claim to be muslims now lol
What's the heresy called
Thankfully my power company works with a bunch of contractors so I shopped around for the best price so they covered $2000
Europeans will never, EVER understand HVAC
accidentally burnt my toast and now the house is smelling
that's not true thoughbeit, applies to Mormonism much more. They will baptize you then keep you on the Church member rolls until age 110 even if you never set foot near another mormon again.
Most just stop participating instead of officially leaving the church because they'll be ostracized if they do.
markets down 500 points yesterday and since wednesday
announce 100% tariffs on our biggest trade partner while ignoring please from Eu to bargain again
markets up 200 points
you cant convince me the stock market makes any sense at all
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my desolate lonely miserable life
Desperate attempts at preventing the inevitable collapse
Stocks are literally just the jew vote
I thought I saw a man brought to life
but powell is literally doing nothing
They also go on mission trips for the sole purpose of "converting" people knowing full well they just will get baptized. Doesn't matter because that still counts for their score o algo.
I seethe at Mormonism because it prevented me from dating a cute Mormon girl
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
it's overcast and /comfy/
Mormons 'accept' converts nowadays but they still consider the +5 generation Anglos as the real ones. Better luck next time nigga!
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people.
t. Isaac Newton
A friend sent this meme this morning. Is it true, bros? Have any of you been to a meetup? I was thinking of going to one but this looks like a total humiliation ritual
They've always accepted converts and I'm as Anglo as Joseph Smith the reason it didn't work is because I didn't want to join her heretical cult
They're basically redditor meetups in my city
There's a young people hiking group which is alright but the "social" meetups are shit
If he had said men instead of people it would improve the prose of this quote
rather live on the moon than going out of my way to meet jeets
his faith wasn't strong enough to win the heart of a wayward heretic girl
Perhaps you should reflect inwardly
I was part of a hiking "club" in college
We would hike miles, camp in random places, and then hike back
Lots of cute girls
I like racist old people
I didnt know the south carolina senator was a musician
I hate old people
wah wah wah my 401k
Okay how about my school loans or never being able to afford a house?
fuck off you entitled twit
A woman who would leave her entire family for a man she barely knows isn't worth her weight in dirt
Some of my happiest moments were cheating on my gf
saw the henry cavill picture and read wah wah my 401k as my 40k and got concerned for a second. its one of the few things i have to look forward to
Just had a timmy tantrum and punched another hole in my wall
had a gf
cheated on her
get the fuck out of here normoid scum
Even if that man pulled her from heresy to The Way, The Truth, and The Life? Seems like you aren't genuine in your convictions
same but my wife instead of the wall
why don't you learn to control your emotions? the only people who do this are crackheads and tards.
well the thing is I was actually just walking down the hallway and thought this would be a funny thing to say
women love abusechads that cheat on them more than anything
The most MYSTERIOUS song on the interwebz
When chad neglects and abuses them, even cheats on them, it increases their desire to win him over. Not all are like that of course, but many seem to do this until they are older. Freudian ahhh complex frfr
One time a girl said I cheated on her but I never told her she was my girlfriend
Americans are gay
Canadians are gay
the song wasn't mysterious IN GERMANY
Messicans are basado
Careful that one guy is gonna cum in your bum now
i want to have a girlfriend and that a girl has me as her boyfriend and that we have passionate sex in the sack
i cant imagine myself being anyones boyfriend
That would be gay yeh
Sometimes I think about times I was mean to cute girls who liked me and I feel bad
It's fine, they can just say they're sorry and get rebaptised after they're old and busted and that makes them virgins again
honestly i think transitioning would make me happier
kino
no girl has ever liked me so I don't have this problem
wake up in the middle of the night with my anus and dick hurting
hate that the joos took my foreskin and they didn't even leave enough room
someone raped your ass and put a vacuum sucker on your cock
felt like that yeah no idea what happened really
I remember specifically calling a girl a retarded annoying bitch and she started crying
It was me
brian raped you, you might want to get checked for stds
You know Human Centipede? You were in one of those except it's cock to ass instead of mouth to ass
You might be that normal guy who never shows up again or you end up talking to your people
Honestly never really looked too much into that movie but it was DEFINITELY created by a European
Probably German or Dutchoid
Europeans are fucked in the head
evens i walk for an hour
odds i do it tomorrow
cute witch
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have a really big dick and a really big ballsack. my testicles are huge
does sex feel good
is coffee good for you
Goodbye, Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
My Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Jambalaya, and a crawfish pie and a file gumbo
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you would be correct. Had a porno tier budget and acting except the antagonist as well
get steppin, fatty
I can't progress in life whatsoever and I haven't been able to since I was about 14. No matter where I am, no matter what I do, I always think about how i'm a sexless loser.
People from my uni are looking at graduate jobs, they're getting emails from companies now and are successful, meanwhile I stopped uploading assignments almost completely and i'm looking to be a waiter or a barman after (if) I finish because I know there's young women in those jobs.
Everything I do is for the small chance that it will land me in a vagina. I basically don't care about anything else in life until this need is satisfied. I'm 24 in a few weeks and I really can't believe it has come to this. Basically in my mid 20s now and still the same incel I have always been. I'm such a starved dog.
How do I start doing things without constantly being reminded of my dry dick?
Yes for your penis
it's like masturbating, sometimes its very good other times it's more meh
this season of anime is already shaping up to be better than last season's garbage
just bee urself
Being a Cajun between the years of 1850-1930 seems like the most SOVLful era of America
WHY DID MY FUCKING RASPBERRIES GET MOLDY, I NEVER TOOK THEM OUT OF THE FRIDGE
In 1921, the new Louisiana constitution reversed the previous language rights and banned the teaching of French in all public schools.
Might wanna fix that end date
maybe they got too humid
he doesn't know
rookie mistake, Big Berries™ just got another one
The Anglo must suffer for this
I've learned putting strawberries a plastic bag is helpful
IN A FRIDGE?
Yes fridges are humid
Did you keep it in the crisper
My.... Le benis! It's.... Le benising!
What's even funnier is before that happened French schools were already teaching Standard French because they thought it was more prestigious than the hick Cajun dialect anyways. It's like everyone was trying to kill the dialect, cursed people.
Excellent post
i'm ugly, damn
i like posting outside of the /cum/gen with my name and my trip on. i am promoting the gen that way and that's a good deed
Men are supposed to be ugly
We are meant to be standing outside tents with axes so other ugly men don't raid our camp
Women are pretty to compel our protective instinct
I dislike trannies but the fact that they are bringing back breakcore, jungle, speedcore and more idm style music makes me think they are a necessary evil.
t.
my tent doesnt have indoor plumbing
i'm on my second beer. i have 3 more
kinooooooo
skyrim sucks
what does it feel like to get your asshole licked
In my opinion no. It feels like a wet sponge and it leaves you with this weird raw feeling
ask your mom
Yeah
damn, she just like me fr fr
market red again
watching tranime
grim
BLUMPF DO SOMETHING
i care not for your markets, nor your economy that relies on an ever increasing debt generated from fake money trading hands. it imploding is a blessing.
for me, its jeff the killer
i love anime because it helped me realize i'm a woman
thats all well and good but youre fat and within Psybeam range
i love anime because it made me start reading light novels and then actual books
I don't like anime.
I love anime because it has cute girls and accentuates their boobies
i love boobies because they are the perfect pillow to sleep on
they're not real and were drawn by a man
/cum/fact: Bajachan used to avatarfag as that glasses girl
I don't even care to shake these zipper blues fr
I don't like anime.
Kek I just saw a post like this on Anon Babble
What is the simulation trying to tell me
boobs arent real
i voted for this
I can’t believe Caraposter murdered Bajachan over drug debts
i love destiny because he helped me fix my terminal chuditis
I love destiny because he helped me accept that my wife will have boyfriends and there is nothing wrong with that
I love destiny because he's an Israelchad
i like logan paul
Anime was created to sissify the western male in revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
not a big anime fan but i really like the death note
Bro who the fuck is even this? lol
You post him all the fucking time yo
sissify
creates mecha
what did you mean by this?
Extremely effeminate pose
Goku unironically inspired me to lift weights and learn martial arts tho
the god of /hoc/
Dow went from up 900 to -400 today, some investors tricked into getting rug pulled
same
just move to a country that hasn't abolished slavery
im a big fan of anime
slippery slope
Gundam wing is the most masculine anime in existence
Why did you post an image of some scrawny kpop looking twinks?
watching destiny
bad writing, cute strawberry
achievable natty
bro thats literally the backstreet boys
I'm on like episode 38 of gundam wing
based
Nubile sex mecha allegory
I don't know why it's highly recommended. If you aren't a sexless neet it literally has no redeaming qualities
cute girls
90's as fuck
nihilstic autist protagonist
Anon Babble hates it
how can one show be so perfect
it literally has no redeeming qualities
he used that other mexican anon who always talked about killing someone
If you aren't a sexless neet it literally has no redeaming qualities
you have described all anime
dude japanese cartoons!!!
biblically accurate yotsuba
I say this and look like this
i hate this blonde bitch
Reminder that when DO4E streamlined the site Anon Babble was removed. Anon Babble is officially NOT an anime site.
For me the only redeeming quality was that I happened to watch it before I saw gundam or evangelion. Newshit preys on noobs
I'm addicted to low tier war thunder. 2.3-2.7 has literally dozens of shitbox planes spawning every game and the M16 shreds them to pieces. It's like clubbing seals. I hope I'm doing my part to discourage future cas mains
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