/brit/

just marry an african and not whatever you get in the US then

dont know hows he managed to morph his wrong argument about life expectancy in to this larp about asking for pay rises? I've sent him in to a spin so i have

ffs why is every human being a sex obsessed freak. don't you ever think about anything else

listening to ub40 - red red wine

you said people got paid wages in medieval times when everyone worked for themselves mate hahaha

fulham pooed

oh lawd we vybin

economic prosperity is, le bad?

grow up

Dadberg has started eating hummus.
How does anyone like that crap

Demonstrably untrue.

everyone worked for themselves

No they didn't?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_system
People worked and lived on strips of land owned by the Lord of the Manor. They'd grow their own food but worked for the Lord and his harvest. Its insane how retarded you are mate in all seriousness you are embarrassing.

have had the mustache and mullet look for some time now but am starting to get a feeling i look like a poofter

The whole world used to be proper peasant mongs that did nothing but drink all their wages away in one night

try again

Never tried it, I'm completely ignorant about most trendy urban food like sushi and hummus and all that crap

does she know i can see her knob

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-field_system

This lad is 80IQ lmfao

or worse yet, an aussie

Right, well that’s a bumhole and a ballbag now isn’t it.

Lol tf are you talking about

pay medieval peasants footballers wages come on

really sick of seeing male arseholes posted for no reason

no

ah yes the anarchist saxon peasants worked for themselves lmfao

Yeah mate I know what the feudal system was, congrats on passing KS1 History.

when /brit/ gets banned we should move to bluesky

apparently you dont know if you think every peasant in 1600 england was a white van man self employed anarchist LOL

What'll it be lads

It's your post mate, you're doing a very bad job of explaining it lmao

they still worked for themselves, but they had to pay their lord with a percentage of the harvest before any surplus could be traded or sold

get an uncontrolable urge to marry and start a family whenever I see a pretty black woman walk past

Only Switch 2s left to preorder online are the ones without Mario Kart
Going for the hail mary of instore at Currys tomorrow

That was a joke in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur encounters an anarcho-syndicalist commune. The guy starts preaching a Marxist diatribe at the King.

ummm where drinks?

1 crab please m8

AW: External Link/Members Only

Price: £400 (1 hour)

Went over the the bed, and made me eat her ass out for a few minutes with commands of how to tongue it (I struggled with the natural odour down there, but soon got over it). Went back and forth between her pussy and ass, then got told to make my way up to her tits, which she released from her bra. Immediatey went about investigating with my tongue, and was told to slow down a bit as I was sticking it all in my mouth. Simultaneiously, she was touching me down there and it was rock hard through my boxers. Told me to take off my boxers and I could feel it throbbing, as though I was going to finish, which I communicated to her. She squeezed it a bit to calm it down. Then was told to make my to her feet, where she took the heels off I was doing some foot play, with one in my mouth and the other stroking me.

imagine willingly licking some unwashed prozzers arse and vag and paying £400 for the pleasure

They worked on the Lord of the Manor's land, and in return were allowed to live there. They worked for the lord, they were a subbie you fucking retard

shrimp qesadilas please

just weighed myself for the first time in a while. Guess what i am lads. in kg

yeah, but the lord didn't pay them a wage

grow up

her knob

if you think every peasant in 1600 england was a white van man self employed

there we go again comparing the modern world to the older one like its just the same but with new lick of paint lmao

fat (kg)

based on the fact that you post here, 160

97

Is Josh really Bongsa?

mate you've been arguing for an hour about something thats demonstrably not true. I accept your concession.

no you're going too high

They worked for the lord

yeah mate the entire of the land was owned by the monarchy congrats on passing ks1 history pal, real proud of you.

Immediatey went about investigating with my tongue

cunt deserves to be put down

ok then 40

So you accept your were wrong? Unless you disagree with KS1 history?

Are you a twink or something lad
70

140kg me

Try not to drop dead in the next decade, I hope our weekly bags of silver will go up too.

Dadberg is SUCH a boomer oh my days.
He's like a Anon Babble meme of a boomer.
The only non-boomerish thing about him is he's actually not really a huge fan of Israel, surprisingly.

wahey!
*jiggles your belly*

So he’s an antisemite? Yeesh

flourishing in my smelly bedroom

nope im 87kg

I accept your concession

literally doing a poo as we speak

So you accept your were wrong

no because they still worked for themselves and didnt get paid wages.

We started off with OWO which was really good and got me hard and ready . a few mins of this and we go straight into sex , particularly doggy . As im thrusting away , i start to smell the most foulest smell ive ever smelt in my life. It wasnt even a fishy smell , itss something worst than that, like something died, Its was genuinely that bad . It was very suffocating as it completely throws your off the whole punt. I tried to soldier on through it but i just couldn't do it. It was far too much for me to handle so i legit just pretended to cum so i can wrap it all up and go home. She bites the bait and i immediately remove that condom from my dick.. the whole condom itself was so foul smelling but i kept a brave face so i can get the hell out of there asap. I washed my hands, and exchanged pleasantries with her and was on my way home in the car.

My actual trousers and boxers were stinking as I was driving home. I felt sick . i had to get home and have a very through shower and dump all my clothes in the wash .

Ive had some bad smelly punts over the years but this one is up there with one of the worst.

The lasses

no he sees himself as being in competition with the state of israel for handouts

I accept your concession

reading other people's reviews of prostitutes to decide if you fancy a go too must be one of the grimmest habits to find yourself stuck with

So now you're pretending currency didn't exist prior to the 1800s? You are mentally ill lmfao

tea time

fucking grim, nothing worse than a bad punt

I accept your concession

just had the pengest bowl of tortellini i think i've ever had

Fucking zesty you

You've never had sex or used a prositute.

Bizarre attempt at laddish banter there.

do you even know what a wage is?

BASED boomer

So now you're pretending currency

No retard, I never claimed that but there were numerous currencies used in the same region and it was only used by merchant classes.

People bartered you utter cretin.

mad how every girl you see in mcdonalds is 6 hours away from an explosive messy splatter shit

Peasants were paid wages and money existed in 1600 England you absolute spastic oh my days

are you popular at toil

tortellinitwat loves his tortellini

this has got to be samefagging

6 hours

last time i had a maccers i barely made it home before i needed a violet poo

doin a read

God no, I am considered autistically quiet and weird. Downright odd. I get some strange looks every day.

the people who know me all seem to like me and think im reliable even though i frequently just sit on my arse posting rubbish on Anon Babble

Yeah mate life was just like Kingdom Come Deilverence 2. You won the argument congrats, you win everything. I rescind my argument.

Managed to get my Switch 2 from Amazon. Got the one without Mario Kart because I want to buy it separately, I don’t believe in digital games, you see.

grow up

You've never had sex or used a prositute.

oddly specific projection this

anyone know any single ladies?

my hair just doesn't have the volume I want when I blow dry it compared to letting it air dry naturally
any solutions

manchild freak

don't believe in losing your virginity either

cant imaginge having a job where you get to have a browser open with youtube on it or /brit/ or something. an computer job

so popular at work even my managers started calling me chad

I’m very grown up. That’s why I could buy it with my big boy wages for me and my girlfriend to enjoy on day 1 x

beyonce - all the single ladies (put a ring on it)

done him

You have to learn how to channel your autism into being the funny weird guy. Normies will like you. It's really easy once you get the hang of it. They will see you as the local goofball.

no but are you a single lady

bought a toy did you?
child

shouldn't you have a wife and family by now?

yeah let it dry naturally

Sexo with Black Kweenz.

if the usa goes to war with iran will we join that as well

its good but the writings on the wall we'll be back in our miserable little office full time soon enough

Being viewed as an oofy doofy isnt that great to be honest mate.

takes 999999 hours though

spent the entire weekend drinking, from friday evening right up until sunday night
still feel grim, never doing that again

having a go on the communal poo arse

poltards spent the last 10 years LARPing as army generals on the internet so basically you deserve it more than anything else going on in the world atm

Not the same in Britain you fucking yank freak. This is why you shouldn't be posting here. You have not a single clue about our culture and social dynamics.

they're just jealous lad

Thats fine just educate yourself next time and you wont come across as a down syndrome retard mate. Because in over an hour you've managed to say

people didn't die in their 30s because old people existed (not understanding averages)

calling sources on google "ai slop" when it proved you wrong

making up a weird argument about wages then pretending peasants didnt get paid money

pretending money didnt even exist prior to the 1800s

You are the most retarded poster on /brit/

grim alkie twat

Be honest lads, do you think conscription will happen?

if you are a (single) lady then i bet ur hair has lots of volume and is very pretty becus you are buteful

Yeah sure mate, all the best pal.

literally can't stop eating

Interested in licking Emma Watson’s used menstrual pads and pooey bog roll wipings.

I got my pre-order in but don't see any charge on my bank

can we meet? x :>

No

any taken gentlemen with knowings a single aldy?

Well that’s him done

wrap hair in towel, you can at least get on with other things

Is Josh really Bongsa?

you mean you drank every evening or you literally sat drinking every waking moment friday night to sunday bed time?

still not going outside no matter how inviting it looks. I'm a gremlin, you see

Just shoved a BBC up my arse

gf moaning ohh my day was so busy and such and such talked to me like a cunt bla bla bla stupid slag wouldn't know a proper days work if it hit her in the head

t. scaffolder

just googled something so it must be true

plz reply

Based. Gotta be true to who you are

Well?

mousie c:

might necro bump this hinge lass i was in convo with a while ago
can't hurt + she's fit

thats him done then

Just shoved an ITV up my arse

Mental how there's a wealth of quality foreign language films and most people refuse to watch them because they can't be bothered with subtitles or cultural differences.

In retrospect my parents failed completely by not preparing me for adult life. They're both fucking weirdos and had no business having children.

the latter, more or less

ok

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films are shit regardless of the language
you're genuinely subhuman if you watch films

No chance
The British state is petty and obstructive and likes to make examples of people but the state simply doesn't have the raw, hard, smackdown authority to enforce mass mobilisation of its people to do things
America is the exact opposite. The powers that be will leave you well alone and respect you until it's time for you to die for israel.

euch yeah that's not good lad

dark fruits
beer garden
sunglasses

try this online college shite

Lads, I want to fucking slit my throat and stop drinking the cans

It's fucking worse than school was. I think I'll stick with the IT Management shite and call it a day.

imagine buying that piece of shit deary me
me? ill be emulating metroid prime 4 and thats about it

CORRRRRRRRRRRR

me

I hope it does, I want to read the news articles telling us that 60% of people are unfit to enlist.
I wanna read how minorities are not joining due to some bullshit reason that blames it on whitey.
I wanna hear propaganda pieces how we need to fight our country when the majority of the people in this country own nothing.
I want to read how zoomers are all mentally unfit to join because of "mental health issues"
I wanna read the panic in the headlines knowing that the majority of people dont care for any of this and now this nation is dead from the inside.

me?

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

aha x

every time i go outside now even for a walk i end up going to the pub for pints

Nah it'll be USA + Israel with Egyptian and Saudi support.

cant wait to get conscripted and be given a gun to go murder people. sometimes ill use a knife or blunt weapon; maybe skin a dead guy. give me a gun

Paid £100 for 30 mins which included OW and unlimited rounds of sex in different positions within the booking time.

Started off with her twerking in my lap and playing with her tits. Noticed a faint whiff of shit coming off her as if she had just taken a shit and not cleaned up very well afterwards. Moved onto OW which was decent and then she climbed on top for some CG for a while until she was too tired to continue. Moved into doggy after that. The smell of shit started to become much stronger during doggy so didn’t prolong it and nutted as soon as i could.

Didn’t bother staying for another round and left. She seemed pretty surprised and lowkey upset/annoyed that i left so soon.

just had penis fly trap

just taken a shit and not cleaned up very well afterwards

ktim

Noticed a faint whiff of shit coming off her as if she had just taken a shit and not cleaned up very well afterwards.

any update on the collapse of capitalism?

time of year innit mate

i want to pound you baby

wtf is OW and CG

and a very merry thatchers dead day to you /brit/

yeah, its called techno-feudalism now

He got the poo smells experience

mousey is randy

techno-poodalism

oral without (no condom) and cowgirl

Emma Watson will never twerk in your lap as you get faint whiffs of poo off her

Feels bad bro.

i want to pay a very tall prostitute
amazonian stylie

thx

dont see whats wrong about going to Russia/Ukraine with an elephant gun to shoot darts filled with adrenaline at the soldiers from the treets

toby :3

tbf you should jump in the shower if you just shit and plan on getting shagged an hour later

and going on Tinder to argue with women

Toby making cummies with Ukrainian femboys

Lads, what's your goal in life?

you should necro bump an old match

win a massive acca

be happy

you'll do nothing of the sort. pipe down and goon to your bbc compliations you stupid freak.

gay sexualis

what are treets

GTA 10 or Skyrim 5

whiteboy summer. time for ROIDS.

To not die as long as possible

memory erase

something that good dogges get :3
:3c
women fear me arguing

Do you have many international students in the UK?

im a simple man
i wake up at 7
i go to work at 8
i come home at 5
i get paid 400 cash in hand
repeat 5x until the weekend

all nice and well but dey be puttin dem luh airmasses on x

My one goal in life was to have sex with a girl and now that I've had sex different girls multiple times I feel I am completely content with life.

owo

Techmoan does not look healthy in his recent videos lads.

sup crodie xx

youwere the nasty Canadian

Honestly would much rather fight Iran (brown, muslim) in the US Army than fight Russia (white, Christian, European, based) in the British Army for our jewish bugman elite.

The USA is a rising, vitalistic nation, a beacon on the hill, an expanding idea. Britain is a gay economic zone.

connect to uk contractor on linkedin

it's all white guys from croydon and oxford and whatnotsobeitever

linkedin starts recommending me a bunch of indians from london

huh?

The Israeli minister on sky news has just said through ignoring a question that the Israeli did actually kill ambulance workers knowing they were civilians

Still mental the Arabs haven't attacked Israel properly

sup crodem x

To get WOMFY

what do you mean

Amanda is a polish lady with a thick accent, aged about 50, shoulder length blonde hair, approx size 16 with large belly, and large tits that are starting to sag. I normally find something about a woman that I’m attracted to, whether it be nice hair, well dressed etc. In this case I had zero attraction to her, but stayed as I hoped her service would be top notch.

I handed over the cash and stripped off before we started with LFK whilst standing, before sucking on her tits. We moved to the bed for OWO, not DT but it was fairly nice and sloppy. After 5 minutes I asked to fuck, condom on and started with cowgirl. This was really poor and felt practically nothing so switched to missionary, but still couldn’t feel much. Switched to doggy which felt a bit better, but then was hit by the smell from her arse. I kept going for a few minutes but struggled to stay hard due to the smell and lack of attraction. I asked to finish in her mouth so lay back and received adequate OWO again, finishing with CIM which she then spat into a tissue.

I decided I really did not want to stay any longer, despite having 35 minutes left. We had a quick chat whilst I got dressed, which mostly consisted of her complaining about her life to me, before quickly leaving.

KATY IN THE GHERKIN
YOU KNOW SHE TWERKIN

youtube.com/watch?v=HUvQtpbzRgc

The first six ambulance workers on the scene were Hamas terrorists, as confirmed by the Hamas Ministry of Health, so you can't blame them for shooting the next five who rocked up immediately after.

I'm not Jewish btw, just prefer facts.

all jokes aside my neighbour is literally chiefing that loud pack rn

rorke doing nothing and jerking off to BLACKED compilations
leftypol: picrel

kek all elite American institutions are Jewish run. Britain is run from Manhattan

Isn't there a paytern that Israel does not welcome outside investigation?

The pattern is that Hamas attacks Israel

Britain is rule by an incompetent coalition of midwit liberals, soy bugmen, jewish bankers and deracinated failed aristocrats.

why would the arab states attack israel? they would lose all their US gibs

remember when the US tried to make a joke about using a telephone box to apply for 1hr of cuck porn licence? thats what the US do now

don't care about jews and muslims blowing each other up

bunch of pussy states
escaped uyghurs reached middle east and were returned to the chinese government to be sent back to the camps

You are Jewish however Diego

Zionist jews are based

im the next stop on the Amazon delivery lads. I should tell the guy about my Cloud Practitioner exam results. As an Amazon worker, he'll know what an achievement that si

rorke getting conscripted into the salvation army
leftypol asking everyone who walks outside today if they want to donate to a dog shelter for blind dogs

What about artisans

Iran is the land of aryans lad. The mullahs are whiter than the American Supreme court

For the Ummah

Elevate.

Lock in.

Get above it.

Make it happen.

Is Josh Bongsa?

Kys Shlomo not 1 drop of Jew blood in my body, I am 100% pure Aryan

minor spelling mistake. time to kill myself

cutting my dick off

All of these things apply for a white women but worse, except the children won't have the same values, her body will be worse, and you're more likely to get divorced.

delusional
it's a flicker before death

that's absolute nonsense

Lmfao the sky news interviewer just said that right to the Jews face

He's either unemployed today or even the oligarchy is annoyed at the Jews

leftypol cutting his dick off

may I have it if you're not using it?

Sir Jewish Family

not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views

the only country who cares about that is yemen

not really the vibe though is it

2000 years ago, not today. Iran is brown.

Lads, off the cans for about two weeks
Not sure how to feel

Aryanism is a terrible 19th century idea stapled together by modern day language "scientists" desperate to keep their careers

I find pooing more pleasurable than wanking personally

FIVEY???

youve really ruined my mood with that one Cnaada

False, the aytollah Khomeini looks like Shaun Connery but with a long beard and turban

Doesnt a stroke affect motor function not cognitive ability?

What, lad?

Don’t wanna

And trump has still failed to buckbreak them and will somehow defeat Iran

Jews are our misfortune.

oy vey tariffs are antisemitic!

209736466

All Jews are based. Jesus was a jew. Here is a pro Israel ethiopian song

youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=hcSb_NuRj7rRx3rY

Truly a plague upon the world

UMMM WHAT THE DUCK?

freaky

Are you Fivey the mick from /box/

Why would they admit to that?

i think we should be nice to toby

Gravy on chips

we, no

because iran is infiltrated, yemen isn't. also a substantial % of iranians actually hate palestinians (sunnis) more than jews

thats hot

We are all God's children

spaki v tobias

Sir Adolf Hitler aimed to eliminate the Jews in Europe, and you have to respect that.

Damn.....

Yes you are though

Yeah really? Thats class that is
*throws it in the bin when youre not looking *

calm down your 2 incher tobes

New

I have a room that can be used

be openminded

Kek

I look like this

He tried to deport them from Europe, many died due to lice, typhus, and starvation due to allied bombing raids on supply lines.

Because they are martyrs and died for the cause. You literally see people running with AK-47s in the video clip.

Dont look dressed as paramedics to me