I want to permanently move to Australia. What should I know and which city is the best?

I want to permanently move to Australia. What should I know and which city is the best?

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You missed your chance to move here when the country hasn't gone to shit. Our economy is fucked, our government is corrupt and we are being flooded with so many indians straight from the slums of the poorest parts of india. you would be better off moving to india at this point.

Used to live in Tamworth NSW as a kid. Nearly died from boredom.

I hope you fail.

what should I know

aussie women love brown men

Bring some hot portugeuse bunda with you

unironically Brisbane is the comfiest large city to live in

Our economy is fucked, our government is corrupt

Both untrue

And besides, Australia is so vast that even sticking to the coast you can have a comfy life of solitude

I live in the countryside by the sea and the price of everything doubled in the past 4 years yet our wages remain the same. and the government is currently mass importing jeets to lower the prices of labor to keep their rich friends rich.

I live in the countryside by the sea

How many spiders and other nasty critters like giant roaches or snakes do you encounter on average, say per month?

Same as Portugal then. Min wage is 870 while rents are 600 and above.
It's little Índia out here.
They share an house between 40 people 200€ each

No it isn't, Brisbane fucking sucks

humidity

retarded government

even more retarded people

extremely low wages

high prices

nothing fun if you aren't a degenerate retard so the valley is out

no real bands ever come here

jeet flood

even prostitutes are too expensive

you live here

I have redbacks in my shed and my garage and there was a brown snake that id see every now and then when i would go on a walk so pretty often

That's fucking sick. Worst I have to deal with here are the giant roaches, they're harmless but utterly disgusting

kangaroos

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Doesn't Chile deal with dictators, CIA intervention and earthquakes, sometimes all the same time? A little kangaroo is nothing compared to that

We eat kangas lol

i hope you like asian girls.

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their economy could be worse but i would rank australia fairly high for corruption in the developed world

giant roaches

Our giant roaches are cute. They're not pests. I remember getting to pet them in school for a visit.

They're really slow and docile. Don't have the skittery jittery movement that the pest ones do. Don't fly either. Just burrow and relax.

Our economy is fucked, our government is corrupt and we are being flooded with so many indians straight from the slums of the poorest parts of india.

I didn't know that Australia and Canada are the same country

flooded with so many indians

what's so bad about that if u get to fuck them

You will never call Australia home

never been in a country that was more racist

It was just bants

It was just bants


no mate

Belgs aren't a race, you're not even a real country

Yes, it literally, unironically was just bants
Especially if you're Belgian, you're not even a real country
Fucking chocolate and waffles, amazing global contribution faggot

Our economy is fucked

we have the second-strongest budget position among the G20 nations
skynews.com.au/business/finance/imf-ranking-australias-budget-position-as-secondstrongest-in-g20-broadly-good-news/video/4da9bb0e9a7d316a036fa5ca9d893cc7

asian girls.

there are so many hot women in australia

never been in a country that was more racist

mate that's how we have a laugh sometimes but also it's true yeah

How many spiders and other nasty critters like giant roaches or snakes

snakes: almost never
giant roaches: not often
spiders: very often
but you just stop being scared of them and just pick them up and throw them outside the silly buggers

What about ADELAIDE
Any jobs?
I was there 6 years ago

You're too foreign for Adelaide

Looking to move out of Brisbane, Adelaide or Tasmania?
I want cold weather, nature, sick of the city but want a middle ground between big city and rural life, must be near the ocean

Adelaide was 25% white, 12% Arab, 13% black, 25% indian and 25% chinese last time I was there.
But idk if there's jobs there right now. I want a reason to go to Adelaide every now and then.

The Gold Coast of course! Like in that song. Katy Perry even said it:

You could travel the wo-oooorld

But nothing comes close, to the golden co-oooast

even prostitutes are too expensive

One of the worst parts. That market needs a big correction.

Kek no the fuck it was not

Was she really singing about us? How does a finn know about gc?

The central business district was.
At least that's the racial composition that I found there, I was at the university. My bank was 100% chinese too.

Adelaide was 25% white, 12% Arab, 13% black, 25% indian and 25% chinese

immigrants? in my adelaide? it's whiter than you think

university.

oh yeah the unis are full of international students from china and india that is true. almost no white people in some degrees

Adelaide is white because all the immigrants are here in Brisbane
Sure is fucking epic that the Indian manager at work only offers cashie jobs to the Indian guy working here
That's not discrimination at all I guess

Must be outside the city area

A descendant of the uninterrupted bloodline of convicts is mad that there's a country which is famous only for positive stuff and Congo (about which not even Congolese give a shit)

Thats the entire world, buddy

You're full of shit lmao

Holy shit Hans those jokes about Germans not having a sense of humour weren't jokes it seems

keep it up mate, so far you've only confirmed the prejudices about Australians

Wow euros CANNOT handle the bants

All indian migrants are male. I have never seen an indian woman in my life.

He is a NAFRI.

Jumbo mumbo misleading statistics aside, how is your current living condition in Australia, genuine question