kawaii edish
/brit/
aphex twin wankers love they haphazard beats and slightly out of tune synths
4channel is fucked. half my posts disappear. nobody will even see this post to know that i'm gay
Wifeberg already with the cheeky texts this morning. Fear that sextoil may be imminent.
call me 007
-0 interviews
-0 responses
-7 jobs applied for
Thinking about going to the park with my mates to drink beer and do a few tabs of LSD for only 5 minutes.
black lad breeding my arse like im a cow in heat
Yeah just do an adults only resort and it’s fine. I did 1 day trip to see the pyramids spent the rest of my time on the beach with some little Egyptian fella bringing me beer
did something happen on /cum/? what is up with the increase in just complete and utter dogshit yank posts
Is Birmingham really this bad?
youtube.com
pakiville
It's worse than you could ever imagine
rate the new ink
Not even a good fake
never had a problem with pakis or indians myself, not sure why they're so hated in online circles
had a black friend growing up and one summer he and i went to the pool and i was utterly amazed by the size of his willard
Up, brushed teeth, washed face, applied toner moisturiser and sun screen, changed underwear, sprayed deodorant
Yep I'm ready for the day
Have you ever been too Birmingham or any West midlands adjacent?
explain what happened to spain
Yeah. It’s not a meme, they do have astoundingly massive cocks.
Where’s my kiss?
This is only the case for bullshit like GUI and AI
Real computing has gotten faster and massive parallelization has accelerated it over unity
no but I've met plenty in my own city, they're just people
Then you've likely only met the white washed, upper middle class polite ones. Visit the areas I mentioned and you will see the ghettos they've turned those places into, just hope you don't get stabbed or shot while you're there.
umm
any alcoholic man in
Got rid of their based fascist leader and went woke. All downhill from there.
I mean some of them are definitely rough and trashy but they're no worse than the white or black underclass
lad thinks patel he met at his uni who came from a rich upper class pakistani family is the average paki
Was the world not always as bad and full of genetic waste doing bizarre things as it is now, or is it only because of mass connection via the internet and how small the world is now that all these freaks are exposed, and were always here?
cor
I'm poor and from a council estate tho
I fucking hate the rich in this country living in their bubbles parroting leftie fantasy bullshit. Can't wait for the scum to turn up on their doorsteps machetes in hand
would you fuck your dead nan for a million quid?
mans outside belsize park station if anyone wants a fight
Former MI6 leader says Britain may need to re-introduce conscription
Uh oh
yes
i’d do it for £10k even
I think the main problem with the internet is that it gave a platform to the absolute worst scum of humanity to spread their views and influence others, before these types of people were isolated and only really bothered their families and close friends
Makes me laugh you get young middle class leftists living in gentrified bubbles saying we need more immigration and moaning about racism.
“Mans” needs an English lesson
I'd love to see it happen because I want to see the media response to not a single immigrant accepting it and getting away with it
they said this 2 yrs ago
nah that's far too low you're a wrongun for that
sanpaku
Any article that says 'former x says y' can immediately be ignored.
bell size park? well how big is it? whose bell did they measure?
They were always here. The whole world used to be proper peasant mongs that did nothing but drink all their wages away in one night and live in destitution eating potatoes then dropping dead in a field in their 30s. The world is vastly improved from those days. The modern day near equivalent are weird ESL posters on here and early 20s zoomers posting slags and anime, not nearly the same.
cannot wait for the /brit/ easter meet up lads
toil situation is now into the territory of working from home is met with an ask of why
now into four days a week in, basically
Need an Asian wife to create the future with
wesley from star trek
cute little arse
None of the whites will do it either, they'll just claim me mental health and bunk off
Conscription isn't coming back to this country unless we're at risk of invasion
Booyakasha! Wagwan bluds. It's your main man catyank.
thank fuck I'm a fat 34 year old with mental health issues and the last on any conscription list
Grim, fully remote me
This is my first time in London I’m just trying to fit in blud
what about the sheep
uhhh yeah im really going to sacrifice my life in Ukraine for more paki rape gangs to get away with raping children and millions of indians to flood in to replace us haha yeah
proper lush track
want to preorder the switch 2 (specifically the mario kart bundle because fuck me i'm not paying 75 quid for it solo)
every website wants payment upfront rather than when the console is delivered
Its dire times folks
hi lads how do I get a job
I is here with nun odda dan catyank
The whole world used to be proper peasant mongs that did nothing but drink all their wages away in one night and live in destitution eating potatoes then dropping dead in a field in their 30s.
this never happen.
you have a very distorted view of history mate.
Getting a console at launch is pointless unless there's games you really want at launch. It's best to wait for like 6 months until it has a decent library
all the way up to the late 1800s it was the case in every single country.
walk right in, look them in the eye and tell them do you know who my father is?
Mario Kart and Dong look good, mostly looking to put my Switch 1 to rest since I got that Day 1 and the thing's pretty much falling apart
why are you advertising your music?
paying £400 for a console where the only games are Mario or Zelda
the Donkey Kong game looks good
>want to preorder the switch 2
Why. Why don't you buy a guitar and learn to play and maybe get some pussy instead? Why do you want to pay 500 quid to bing bing wahoo when nintendo games peaked 20 years ago anyway?
CRITICISM OF ISRAEL WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ON MY SHOW!!
The funniest thing about the conscription threat is seeing army ads change from being four "strong" women of colour to being about a white lad from a working class dead end background
dno haha x
last 2 jobs I've had have been through family and friends
I'm in a band and play multiple instruments and it doesn't get me any pussy
that's neither funny nor true
conscription for what even? i thought the ukraine shit was over?
why do thing you enjoy when you can do thing you don't enjoy for w*men
got you wrapped around their fucking pinky haven't they
Your guy said it would be done in 24 hours, tell him to hurry up
They realised that shite wasn't working and got into trouble with discriminating against white people over it.
got robbed by a puerto rican stripper last night
No it wasn't.
People didn't die at the age of 30.
The only reason the average life expectancy was so low was because the infant mortality rate was so high.
People died at far later than that.
People didnt "drink up all their wages" because people didnt get paid "wagies". It actually changed in the late 1800s when people got "wagies" so the reverse of what you said.
People worked for themselves mate.
That makes sense then. I got a switch a few years ago and have barely used it.
Doesn't work. I played guitar and piano in secondary school and did music as one of my options and still had no friends.
you zwill die for Israel
Just not true tho I saw an army ad last night and it’s some black London soldier talking about how it helped his confidence or some shit
Any proper peasant mongs in?
Why is it when brown pepo countries go to war the men get to flee and leave behind their families, don't get shamed for it and instead get treated like poor widdle darlings by the west and get given free shit, but when wypipo countries go to war we get handed feathers and shamed into going and dying in a field by a zoomer with a drone and absolutely noone gives a fuck or takes us in?
I mean, if we go to war the "refugees" aren't going to be conscripted, are they? So they get to sit in the travelodge with complimentary food while we have to go and die in the trenches?
Not him but it is true. The RAF openly and proudly told everybody they were throwing white male applications in to the bin, they got taken to court over it and it was in clear breach of employment law. They never apologised and even refused after losing the court case. Then 2022 rolled around and now they're begging for white men to apply again lmfao
I played guitar and piano in secondary school and did music as one of my options and still had no friends.
can't imagine why
Check it!
I is here, in me room, on anudda sunny day posting on /brit/ instead of enjoying life or doing anything gainful
meltie averted for at least another two days
genuinely insane how sheltered and wrong you are lol seriously read a book and grow up you little fanny
we know you don't need to announce it to everyone lad
Why don't you buy a guitar and learn to play and maybe get some pussy instead?
rudolph valentino was not stunningly handsome it's all about makeup and the way you move it move it I like to move it move it
thanks for proving it wasn't army ad's and wasn't four strong women of colour proving that other lad lied
imagine being so disconnected from reality you think people didnt get paid wages prior to the 1800s lmfao
iirc a senior officer stepped down when she realised the RAF were turning away white male pilots because of their race.
love potatoes, me
captcha: KYSBB
might scran some cashews
Do you have something wrong with you? Are you the autistic lad in London from earlier? I don't speak to people with intellectual disabilities.
you dont have to believe me mate, the way you type and the language you use just tells me everything lol
people died at aged 30 until the late 1800s
what so when they started going to cities to work in the factories the polluted air magically gave them an extra 50 years of life yeah?
retard lmao
love cashews me but they're expensive
chashew polk
lad makes claim
I say it's not true
you prove me right
I thank you for proving me right
yeah really autistic behavior there
I am not your silly nigga
from now on I'm serious and honest about stuff
It's why sexpating in Asia is so appealing for white men, at least Asian girls seem like like us
People in the middle ages had to work 75 hours a day and they ate nothing but water (if they were lucky) and they had an average life expectancy of three years.
Love em but way too many calories
Is this meant to be an insult? I'd rather be a free spirit coasting on my Harley than some tranny playing mario games in my bedroom.
they're carcinogenic lad
she wants a real man. a man who can go for days without washing and wears his smeggy, unwashed primark joggers for weeks on end
salary?
imagine being so retarded you think people got paid wages when 90% of people worked for themselves prier to the 1800s.
mental, these people walk among us lmao
Alexander the Great died of "natural causes" at 32 mate, I accept your concession. The way you type you come across as a troll from 2009 or something
cringing about how little I washed my jumpers and trousers at uni. must have stank. smoked weed in them all the time too. getting on a crowded bus in my wet coat stinking of freakcel
35k, junior software engineer
You pay tax on your job that pays a pittance so mark can get pissed in sunny Dorset
imagine being so retarded you think people got paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nah its
lad makes a claim about the RAF
the claim is true
you hang on to "a-actually it was 4 on white MEN not women i win!! :)"
Grow up little boy
lad probably thought that they went to the kings chamber and got paid in bags of gold too
what happened to seaside mark types in medieval times?
literally never seen a british man in fighting shape
you’re all meant to be twinks or potbelly fatarses
dunno how conscription would even work, you all would just fuck one another in the barracks
nice you must be living it up mate
got yourself a missus?
feel free to point out the part of his post that said RAF and not army
he's got an hidden disability
oh look. despite your bradley reacts and your lmfaos, you're still wrong.
what a bizarre post, keep believing your mental world view hahaha
boggles my mind that people keep rodents and birds in their houses
loud fucking cunts, my ex had a hamster and you'd get woken up in the middle of the night by the fucker making a right ruckus pissing about on the bars of the cage or going on the wheel, absolute fucking headache
Er you're in america mate there are literal hordes of orc-like men here
Hardly, everything is going in savings at the moment because I'm looking to buy a flat, but couldn't find one and need to leave my current place so probably will be rentcucking for longer. No gf, I don't meet any women, working remotely might not be the best for shut ins like myself.
bodied that freak
Why does msgr James Shea always sound like he’s going to cry
mum the king gave me ten shillings as an easter bonus get in
you dont turn up to army training ready to deploy
209733140
look who's calling who fatarses
simply couldn't work in an office again, me. haven't been in for over 5 years now might have to kms myself if they forced me
dunno how conscription would even work, you all would just fuck one another in the barracks
already happens mate
look up the hundreds of articles about men being raped and sexually assaulted in the british navy and military, some to suicide
oh dear mate, maths wasn't your strong suit at school was it? might wanna read the actual paper the AI is scrapping from.
please learn what mean median and modes are and work your way up from there lmao
rorke's fit
Still waiting btw for that lad to point out the part of the post that said RAF and not army
I'd just be flying drones from my smelly bedroom while deanos get sent to the meat grinder
yeah that's the problem with it
can't you just live with your parents being remote and all
im going to join the navy me
*PRAYING*
Dear LORD, Our God Jesus Christ, I would like a personal relationship with you, Amen.
One small prayer can change your life FOR EVER.
are you illiterate?
Where is my apology? You were wrong. I accept your concession pal. Take the L, move on. Can't all be winners here.
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
*gets bum raped to death by 50 year old superior officers*
rorke's house
uh sorry the royal navy, not the navy
haha
Was it worth it? All for your little gambling fix you fucking degenerates
the average age prior to the 1800s wasnt your 30s
uhhhh thats AI!!
are you illiterate?? averages??
oh my days you were wrong, just accept it and move on.
so you can save more money to buy a flat?
so that you aren't lonely?
I don't mind going in a few times a week so I'm not sat at home all day every day desu
But they really are turning the screw on it now and making reasons for us to be on site
I would go every day if it weren't over an hour away in the car, if it was 30 mins in the car on on the train or something it'd be so easy
there is no apology because you're actually mentally ill mate. you dont know how maths work and you're thinking an AI is telling you things so it must be true.
please educate yourself.
the average was so low because the infant mortality rate was so high.
do you understand what this means?
think about it very hard.
you have to ask christ for forgiveness
currently on season 3 of Battlestar Galactica so don't ruin it for me please
were you there rorke
he wouldn't have been born if not for horse racing and imagine the odds of actually existing and he managed to be one of the few who got that chance. what a life. what a ride. RIP
didnt read your slop post
i accept your concession
scientists have just used AI research to create a composite image of rorke and hes beautiful
I've got the money for a deposit and conveyancing so I'm fine, it's just a case of finding somewhere suitable. Unfortunately a lot places are a case of 'it's nice but...', and you can't just go 'fuck it that'll do' because you'll be living there for years.
melty
gaius shags admiral adama
hes having a proper meltdown over this
imagine telling this lad in ww1 when they gave soldiers helmets the rate of injuries went up. would blow the poor lads mind trying to figure that out.
right well good luck
no!! you cant use averages because....you just cant ok!!!
where you looking to buy?
leftypol boycotting gaza in wetherspoons
ah but 70 year olds existed in 1600, so the average peasant couldnt have died in their 30s :)
took me about 4 years to save up £6000 on my grim little salary, no chance of ever owning a home me
rorke-lite wants to go back to the 1950s.
True rorke wants to go back to the 1150s.
Why are Millennials so cheesy and cringe? I guess it was the media they were raised on but speaking to them is excruciating.
A flat, two bed, with an ensuite, not a ground floor.
everyone prior to 1800s ran around with no parents at 10 years old because everyone died at 30 lmao the utter state of /brit/ eduation
yes but where
i want to go back to 2007
you had a look at tiktok mate?
cally
pakis manage to buy loads of shit houses, why can't you?
move into their shit neighbourhoods
make them white again
make them clean again
is this good or bad
are you less likely to get hired if you're fat
right so the average life expectancy in 1600 wasn't 33 because older people existed back then. Are these the same mongs who think pakis dont commit more rapes because jimmy saville existed? The absolute state of leftymong
rather shove your poo back up your arse or drink your own piss?
Norwich, they're about 160-170k for what I want where I'm looking.
Completely arsed up my life
TikTok is a Milennial and GenX (and even boomer) platform now.
imagine being the only white living in a ghetto of pakis
made the mistake of buying a one bed when I could desu, just wait a bit longer and get the two
why can't you?
they buy muslim only meat, they look after their own, they all chip in together, they give each other free legal advice, they all live in the same houses together.
whites are the exact opposite of this mate, and its never going to change.
uh no
ive lived in my apartment for 7 months now and have yet to buy a bed. just sleep on my couch me. the one woman ive brought back home with me was a bit disappointed by we just fucked on the couch and i kicked her out after.
just far too expensive to splurge on something like a bed unless im sleeping with someone else
L
move in with a bunch of paki's as neighbours
he actually typed that out thinking it sounded like a smart idea
averages are retarded this argument is retarded. If the average is brought down so much because of infant mortality, what we want is a figure that factors this out and then we'd get a better idea of how long the average lad lived not ruined by sickly starving babies. If you survived childhood, you weren't hitting a roof at 30
any beer drinking line sniffing tab dropping park going balcony owning thirty something man in?
ive heard the gen alphas call out the zoomers recently, there is a healing thats happening and zoomers are becoming known as the most pathetic generation we can all make fun of
what if i just walked into Aldi Shrewsbury and slit my throat in front of the lanky androgynous worker who talks like they're eating peanut butter?
housemateberg never leaves his smelly bedroom
"Once infant mortality is stripped out, life expectancy at 5 years was 75 for men and 73 for women"
oh dear oh dear
love from Norwich x
Merlin was 34 years old
literally not happening, millennial cope is pathetic. gen alpha are the children of soyllennials, they are literally the most transgender generation + the largest number of children in therapy per capita.
The Godhead, CHIM and Amaranth - Elder Scrolls Lore
doesn't understand maths
cites ai slop as a source
has a meltdown at "leftymong" for no reason
yep it's a classic rorke moment
*makes a plaster cast of my poo to save for future generations*
merlin wasn’t real you mong
that is literally me
someone's gotta do it if you don't wanna get replaced lad
I have knowledge from before my birth.
I already live here m8
Scraniel?
weighing scales are calling me fat because they've gone woke and I tell it like it is
*cue generic religious schizobabble
AI should write all of the Wikipedia articles and different AIs should be editing it also. the goal of the edit wars between AI should be to clean information, making it correct, bringing information up to date and removing bias
felt like i've heard this before but with millennials and zoomers.
same shit different generation
Nah its genuinely happening and I've seen it play it in the past year or so. Zoomers fell in to this gap, the millenials remember a time pre-permavirgin internet life, and alphas are pulling back from online use as much because they're warned of the dangers from a young age.
Zoomers are shaping up to be the virgin freak generation
don't live in england mate but I hope your replacement isn't too bad
called history mate
Past life regression?
same it was all red
im eating sat fats in the Pringles again like a good goypiggy
i know i said id stop but i was in LIDL and had to pick some up for cheaper than how much they cost in corner shops to try and make up for lost money
No
Having a ficking liquid shit right now so so horrible I feel awful
same
millennials matured and grew. All my millennial friends were shagging from their school days up to the early 20s on nights out. Zoomers did none of these things, its over for them.
This place never fails to make me laugh mate.
We got incels larping what he thinks zoomers do.
We got men trying to claim people got paid in wages in the medieval times when everyone worked for themselves in that time period.
We got some lad trying to claim everyone dropped dead at age 30.
No wonder these people think the world is out to get them when their worldview is so distorted.
Did you know how much of a boring gay incel you'd grow up to be
I knew this would happen. People assume that each generation will be more and more social media self obsessed. But what is going to happen is that zoomers and some of alpha will be the worst and all generation that come after will relentlessly mock them for being self absorbed. It's on the internet forever. For all future generations to see. Yes that is your mother jiggling her underagebody. Yes that is your father doing a cringe tiktok skit. The fallout from this will be devastating.
Stop. Get a clue. Turn your life around.
Budweiser’s “Whassup?”
or
Renault’s Va Va Voom
got my mushroom jumper on
see loads of women wearing mushroom clothes but never men
im sticking it to societys gender norms
get up out of bed in the morning. call that woke
screaming
poor bloke
post mushroom jumper also how big is your weiner
You said the average life expectancy wasn't in the 30s prior to the 1800s. I post two sources to you directly saying it was 33 in 1600 England, and you and the schizo leaf have spazzed out ever since and called it "ai slop" and coped hard. Wheelchair spastics getting rattled again
3rd wank of the day to janitorai chat bots
roast arse for dinner again lads
weiner
FOY
he said people weren't dying in the fields in their 30s, which is objectively true
cheeky sosig for dinner
people got paid in wages in the medieval times when everyone worked for themselves
ever heard of a farmhand
not as intelligent as you thought you were it seems
whats foy like the river foy?
What chat bot do you use
you really like this image don't you?
just found a portal to Tartaria
If the average age of death was 33, and over 90% of the population in agrarian society England worked in fields, what do you think happened? Use your head next time retard
these tariffs will only confirm once and for all that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
now im drinking orange juice (also had vitamin D supplements this morning)
but two days ago, when i was drinking milk, i only had 1 tablet o that instead of 2
There is a spastic in this thread who genuinely has no idea what a farmhand is or what the field system was and he's embarrassing himself digging a deeper hole
you're a gooner harry
I yelled at my mom today. I felt bad about it and I apologized a few minutes later.
what's a farmhand?
90% of the population in agrarian society England worked in fields, what do you think happened?
I think they went to the manager at the end of their shift, got paid in bags of silver and clocked out.
can I post a picture of my shit here or is that bannable
im a sexless gay incel
why would you want to freak. kys
just below 7.5" long and a bit thin i think
what do you honestly think?
The only escape route he has now is sarcasm 209734169
something he quickly found on google because he was losing the argument.
there's a sordid freakcel skulking in the depths of this thread whose arse yawns open for factoids
off saino's wan owt?
A typical ejaculation contains an average of 200 to 300 million sperm.
Imagine beating those odds and still becoming an incel
got a few 3 dayers for sharing my messy poos with the brit lads back in the day
pepsi max lime and a twirl please
shibbity wop do waa *8
You want a tampon to go with it you little fanny?
I'm sure your grandad is thrilled
is it true these threads are actually split 50/50 male to female it's just the girls like to larp as lads
my cock is just below 7.5" long haha (it's 6)
I believe I just saw, forgive me for saying this, a politics post, dare I say, not on Anon Babble.
Oh dear me.
biggest butternut squash you can find and some vaseline
You want to be very careful saying that
i actually think that is a nice jumper
soft feminine hands there lad
Jeez man sorry
Well I didn’t know because it’s not really nudity is it so
Yes everyone died at the age of 30 in fields mate,
There was just a bunch of 10 year olds with no family until they had a kid at 20. They spent the bags of silver they earned from their shift manager down at the local inn every night until they went home on their horse to their non existent loving family.
This is reality to you.
please fuck me
this post made my lips part slightly even tho im straight wtf
mental how you went and posted the image of your cock again
off out on my little incel walk anrent I
pencil
Centimetres?
long but shaped like a banana
Unlucky, shag a girl sideways so it'll hit her g spot.
just seen a white mans cock and had to change to mouth breathing
recognise this big penis
Yeah so anyway memes memes memes i am silly! You were wrong, I accept your concession. And to think back to this post when you were sincere
might a post a pic of my twp just need to figure out how to reset my WiFi box
Remember the days when it used to tell you how many posters where in the thread
hidden the new up my arse
black men be like:
yeah, but not for me
*heems you*
I'm no longer being sincere because you're a joke mate, you are silly got that right.
Now let's talk about the magical time in history where men worked in fields til the age of 30 and still had time to raise children, have a wife and kids. Let's talk about the magical time in history when 90% of people worked for themselves but still were on the realms payroll.
I wonder if the farmers asked the king for a 10% increase of wages or they dealt with a barter system like they actually did back then and not in this make believe world where its exactly the same now but old fashioned.