/brit/

The UK is a feminine country, its peak event when it was led by queens

This is true, science confirmed it

Many articles don't even bother to post a link to the study they're writing about.

Alright, /Brit/, I need some solid advice. My wife walked out over a year ago, left me with our kids, our pets, and a house worth £500K. I was injured, out of work, and the mortgage hasn’t been paid since I went on disability. Now she’s finally ready to divorce and wants half of everything. Meanwhile, she’s only been tossing me $270 a week without going to court.

I don’t want to lose my home or end up on the street with my kids. Do I sell, refinance, or lawyer up and fight for what’s fair? What’s the smartest move to protect my family and keep a roof over our heads?

tfw no cavewoman pegging gf

Same NSFW slag in both ads fuck off

It's shite being a wagie

who needs to travel when the whole world lives in your country

*poos on you*

She deserves half rorke

They were hunting for my cock

dickhead forgot to change the dollar sign before posting. Incredible blunder

fucking hate being alive also cant get rid of my deeply rooted belief that there will some day be some sort of ethereal judgement after we all die and ill have to be punished for all the wrong i did minus anything good i did

Well, they were put on small game duty.

cousinberg failed her job exams again

imagining men picking berries while strong women were hunting mammoths

foy sensor going mental at this post

leftypol refusing to leave his smelly bedroom because his town is "cookie cutter"

maybe stop being a cunt for starters diegz

Imagine shagging Boudicca after a battle CORRRR

corrr get her shagged

I am a single 40 year old woman who wants to find a partner. I am financially successful, have my own home, have minimal baggage, no kids, never been married. I find it hard to date because I don’t NEED a man. Am I doing it wrong? I also don’t look 40, for whatever that is worth. But I also don’t lead with my sexuality or have the desire to participate in hookup culture. Give me advice on finding a good man?

very worried about the future

not diego you gormless tard you do this all the time

Hey 190

at this stage you just have to give in to what men want and be the sort of 40 year old fox to wander around the house in expensive lingerie and stockings and heels all day with your hair done to have any chance of landing a fella and even then the guy you'll get will be a sex addict

Did we have vicuñas in prehistoric Britain too?

not helping your case for that ethereal judgement are you diegz mate

me when I got caught doing a poo on the toil bathroom floor

mental how badly hes been mindraped. he probably doesnt answer the door because he thinks the postman is spaino

Excreting poo from my anus as I write this

del GATO

She's Nubian only

i think if it happens there will probably be some leniency for the mentally disabled like you

Same
I feel there will be a globally catastrophic event in our lifetimes, be it another world war, deep global economic depression, infighting between the natives and the new arrivals in countries experiencing huge demographic changes, climate change, resource shortages. It's all coming and it's going to be really, really shit.

melty

My gf is really loving and a great gf. However her past bothers me. She definitely had a hoe phase before me and it bothers me.

I can’t seem to look past it but I wouldn’t want to give up the girl I love for stuff in the past. I think details she’s told me about threesomes and stuff and shit like that. She also used to do onlyfans.

How do I accept that the past is past and move on

You'd be dead

since when does copypasting reddit posts garner (you)s
if i knew it were that easy i'd be the richest man in brit

Sir Kier Starmer you got to kick that man's BUTT

poos and farts everywhere

heathermong

installed linux
now what?

Haha melty!!

Worth it for the aura points

Mate has moved abroad to be with his gf. Other mate is drifting from me cos we were a trio and now the dynamic is off. Other mate has a friend group and stuff too that me and moved-mate only really were around through other mate. Friendship dynamic shattered and I barely socialized once in a month anyway. Just one of the many ways my life is constantly sliding into the shit.

just curious, what actually makes a guy approach a woman? I’m 25f and I’d consider myself attractive (I think I’m fairly pretty, I take care of myself and feel good about how I look), but I never get approached. I’ll notice guys making repeated eye contact with me, but it never goes beyond that. Honestly, both of my past relationships started because I made the first move.

So I’m wondering… what makes a guy actually go for it and approach someone?

Also, is there a way to give off “I want to be approached” energy? I’m not really into dating apps, and I’d love to meet someone in person. i’m not against making the first move but i would love for someone to approach me for a change

this is why I don't care about british people going extinct

x.com/footbalIfights/status/1909187491761959207

fuckin hell just woke up I thought it was Friday

did you install it on a toaster

buy one get one haha

fuck off with the blogposting

Have no idea who 190 is

Mental that this bint thinks she's attractive when even 4/10s will get approached by men at a pub or bar

looks fun wish I had no inhibitions instead of being a shy autistic freak

prefer not to say

nail turns white. that's ai

They were better suited for it because their period blood attracted predators that would fight the men. Because some of the men died in fighting them and women (who didn't fight) survived, women are better suited

Like one
Pick up the mic when me come
Two
Big up the whole venue
Three
Fresh from me head to me feet
Yo, four
Pick up the mic and tour
Five
Catch a gyaldem eye
Six
Mash up the dance with lyrics
Seven
Never gwan touch no weapon
These are the rules and lessons, yo

hate when you snot rocket and it goes flying so you can't eat it

need an ugly to mid confident girl to make the first move so I can lose my virginity

My wife (53f) and I (55m) have been married 24 years. Our sex life is good, but I’ve noticed that for the last couple years, she has been typically preferring sex more and more rough. She has always liked being held down, or tossed around the bed a little, and often liked when I thrust aggressively rather than lovingly or softly, that kind of thing. But lately, that’s all she wants - she’s very clear about that.

This is all fine, but it’s a change in focus. And I’m wondering what may be behind it. Is it typical for a woman’s desires to shift so much in one direction like this?

you are foreign
please don't ask for advice on our general
there are other spaces for you

254 megabytes of RAM

30 gigs storage

You posting here from 1999?

I had this but she was somali and I wasn't into her enough just for the sake of losing the v plates

Romanian pizda sex

state of this thread cant trust neets and wfhmongs and foreigners with anything theyre like niggers

Hi, woman here. I don't want to ask for any advice, I want to ask a genuine question about all of you. I just read that post about a 29 year old woman who feared never finding "the one" and than listed every desirable trait known to humanity. So I was curious, what are you looking for in a woman?

another day spent posting on /brit/ from my smelly childhood bedroom

caberge

children dying in warzones is really really sad

bleep bloop or boom bap

just stop lad

can you please stop sending this ai shite

wincing thinking about the pressure on their knees waving all their flab about on that concrete

will do when it runs out xx

zoomers are getting more pathetic by the day

just stop lad

banjos banjos all the time I can't forget that tune and if I ever see another banjo I'm going out to buy a big balloon

Computers largely perform the exact same functions they did 20 years ago, but while hardware has gotten exponentially more powerful, the speed at which they perform these tasks has hardly improved. Software is so bloated that it takes gigs of RAM to do what used to take megabytes. Graphics in games have not noticably improved in a decade, and yet modern games require the latest and most powerful graphics cards to run, and even then you get capped at 60 or even 30 frames with most triple-a games, and EVEN THEN half of it is fake AI bullshit to fill in for what is too bloated to be rendered.

Computers have been in diminishing returns for the entire 21st century. Stop making hardware more powerful, put all of that research into efficiency and anti-bloat.

pic related: its me and my bitch

corr ;)

something just went up my arse

luv me concrete houses with concrete box gardens
luv me retail parks off the motorway with cheap chinky buffets
luv me boarded up window pubs from too many smash ins

get the clubs

honestly mate just find a fat bird with a pretty face and get her piledrived, they're great, shagged a few pumpers with pretty faces when I was a bit shy myself

i'll get right on that mate

I'm a 2/10 mate, even most hookers won't shag me

bit different if you was "shy" at 18 and he's nearly 30

Haven't showered in days and I'll be going to the gym later. I'll be stinking up the place and there'll be nothing they gon do mhmm

it was all a massive mistake, shut down the internet and ban computers its done nothing but make us all miserable little freaks

how do you do this?

some days I stink of shit some days I stink of fish

best blowjob I've ever got was from a fat lass, good grief she knew how to pleasure a cock

Thats a lie. (Some) Women will fuck anyone for money even attractive women

bring your pussy ass to my face
aflong aflong kong

pubtoil beckons, alas

rorke saying good grief whilst getting a blowjob

janberg status?

I thought I was average, but this woman said I have a small dick, and that’s why she ghosted me.

I’m really hurt right now. I know what studies “say” the average is, and I’m larger than that. Tbh though, I don’t think those studies are actually accurate.

My dicks size is about 6” long and 4.5” girth

How can grief be good

have never spent a single nanosecond trying to get a girl in any capacity because I have permanent body acne that I'm deathly self-conscious of

(as an autistic 6'4" 20 year old living in London with very few friends)

only had one blowjob in my life and wasn't really into it didn't get the fuss at all

I'm not lying, I've been turned away by hookers

since then gone on constant holidays. Last one was to Jamaica for the second time this year, but usually it's trips to help out with charities in Africa, she's a very generous person.

ive never been good with pattern recognition but is 190 the freak on here that has this really campy writing prose and gives off the air of this middle class uni student trying his best to fit in talking about drugs all day? He's the one that writes shit like

just got back from shops got myself a magnum ladss it well lush xx

or

proper monging out on the weekend sesh lads haha xx

did you swallow

best blowjob i ever had was from a 15 year old
now i was 16 at the time so it wasn't weird, but it also sucks that nothing's been able to overwrite that yet

Did you offer more money

#rekt

at six inches you're hitting the end with most women
it doesn't make much of a difference after that, other than psychologically (size queens)
vast majority of women will not care other than size queens (deranged)

how did that work? like they saw a selfie and then told you you're too ugly?

yeah, they requested a selfie to make sure I was "compatible" and then ghosted me after

Working

yeah thats the perfect angle for a blowjob video: just full on man asshole and cheeks. thanks bro

Best blowjob I ever got was from a 40-something fat bloke in a ski mask. Good grief he knew how to pleasure a cock

imagine wanking to a blowjob video just say youre gay ffs

like they saw a selfie and then told you you're too ugly?

yes, they didn't directly call me ugly but you know, that was obviously the reason

if you talk about replacement birthrate, you're simply a racist. the world birth rate is well above that so you should stop having children and invite them in

Janny is very selective in the enforcing of rules

what are you supposed to do during sex if you cum 10 seconds in

always skip to the actual sex me

imagine wanking. That's a man's cock in your hand there you faggot

promiscuity is revolting

roll over and get some sleep. she'll understand

What if I'm a femboy, does that still make me gay? Seeing as I'm a woman holding a man's cock in my hand

imagine wanking to videos or images, that's already happened mate, you're wanking to the past might as well be wanking off father time himself

am I cooked chat

that's a woman's cock i you hands you dyke

might adopt a pupper from my local shelter

shouldn't have said the n word

only wank to the future me
keeps the brain on edge

i you hands you dyke

I hate women so fucking much it's scary

'

i concede

noncestrophe'ing this is far too esoteric for me

white people love going out in this weather and saying "im getting a bit of a tan here"

Ajay Add a Doo Doo

wanking off father time

Can sex-havers please answer my question ()!
I am 6'4" 20 year old living in London with very few friends (all are virgins too and only one drinks) how do I get a woman to have sex with me or maybe be my girlfriend
I have diagnosed autism and am studying in a university

yes
melding with a 1 or 9 is basically suicide since you lose out on every closed yaku (in particular riichi) and tanyao

if you can't shag at 6'4 you should just rope

i heard black people avoid swimming pools because they're self-conscious about their frizzy nappy hair. Theres been articles written about it. They think ypipo be watching and judging

how do you have a friend group of all virgins
did you meet in MTG society or something?

it's sad that we can't have the fully rigid penis song back

Well I am going to get a high paying job after university and then I can pay for sex but I was just wondering about now
we met on our degree course

Morning team just woke up

it's sad that yanks can't have their foreskin back

he's built like a stick.

made friends at uni

mogs me

Black people seem to think that whites spend our entire lives thinking about them

afternoon

Aw my dog loves the cool mat I bought him from pets at home

*puts elbow on knee and fist under chin and ponders black people*

I want my foreskin back NOW!

im playing northeastern mahjong you have to have a 1 or a 9 in your hand to win

kek same
i made one friend in uni who left in second year and i havent spoken to her in months. did shag her though so its swings and roundabouts isnt it

Before becoming an old hag without eggs, Margaret Thatcher was called Margaret Hatcher

ha ha your parents didn't love you as a baby

I'm not I actually have quite broad shoulders

i remember only ever seeing one real "autistic" lad in my life that he actually was disabled and mental. It would twitch about his head looking straight at the ground when talking to people, dress up like a proper spaz with his jeans up to his waist and he would have a weird intonation when speaking.

Nowadays "autism" is a catch-all phrase to denote anybody who is mildly socially awkward, immature, or anybody that has a slight obsession or interest in a topic or video game

did shag her though

don't "kek same" me you faggot

sort your life out

Disablist yh?

daddy's foreskin is lovely

If I ever have a son he will NEVER be circumcised...

you still shouldn't have melded
you have no yakuhai and aren't anywhere near chanta, maybe you could get ittsu

cant be arsed to move from chair to sofa

If I ever have a son he will NEVER be circumcised...because it isn't seen as a normal thing here to strap down a baby and chop part of his cock off at birth

I used to be like this when I was at school
I got SEN classes between years 4 and 11 at school

Robert "Snip Snipper of Foreskins" Thomas Baker Hadley

well i spent the entirety (not exaggerating) of second and third year alone in my smelly bedroom and ended up flunking the whole thing because i was so miserable
so i think i'm entitled to a bit of "kek same"

Overrated. Mines so tight I can’t even wank properly, that’s the reason I’ve never tried with women

sometimes you need it though lad

kek same

will let you off with a warning then

you're supposed to stretch it

innermonologue mong still post here? having any thoughts are you?

Walking without a foreskin is like sliding down a rope without gloves

same but it is no laughing or keking matter

why do so many /brit/ posters have phimo
scientists should study this

me? i stopped going to uni because he whole class would systematically ignore me

yh
trying to picture what would happen if you put poo in a kettle and turned it on (with no water)

you have to laugh otherwise you'll cry innit

Been stretching 20 mins a day with cream for the past year, no difference
Better than my situation

alright braindeadmong may as well be dead if you're having no thoughts

Many civilized countries in northern Europe have banned circumcision, and i applaud them for not allowing this stone age practice to take place in their countries.

innermonologue mong

i have an inner monologue and am a mong, you mean me?

not been doing it properly then

3 years today since I tried killing myself in Greggs. It's a day of reflection for me.

me personally? yeah I'd consider that to encapsulate myself and I would laugh at that fact

It's because in past lives we were Rabbinical Jews and now we're being punished. But the British culture that DEFINED us... back in Israel... is... still...

But I am though. And I’ve tried different methods too I even bought the stupid rings

Imagine psychologically torturing yourself all day with voices in your head lmfao you'll be dead in a few years if you keep this up

poor rubes

do you lot actually not have thoughts
bizarre

Only 4 (you)'s so far in this thread I am doing dreadful today

eat more protein and vitamin c and stretch stretch stretch
I will help you

To live in this country your brain has to ne turned off at all times

are you saying that a group of outcast freaks might have a higher proclivity of stunted sexual development? how utterly preposterous

it's fucking april it should not be snowing

Because in most cases it will cause you to become a loser and this is a loser site for losers

Most people don't sit there stewing all day with thoughts in their head. A lot of /brit/ mongs live life like Mark Corrigan

*stares straight forward drooling out my mouth with not a single thought in my head*

based

wilbertstein has gone weird again

idk mate mine grew from a pullover to a sleeping bag in around 4 years
no tools just normal pulling for a few seconds a dozen times each day

I eat 120-160g protein a day. Never calculated my vitamin c intake I suppose it’s worth a try

if you're 6 foot 4 with "broad shoulders" as you say and you're still a virgin at a uni in a big city like london then you're one of these autistic spergs who says dumb shit out loud like "bacon xD POGGERS!".

vacuous mental void, me. a mere lump of meat shaped like a man

Yes, I am.
Do you have any advice for me.

me? odious repulsive maladjusted little worm

alri deano off to 'spoons later?

i wonder how many heartbeats runningmong has left after needlessly dispensing of them in the pointless activity of running around outside for hours everyday

I can pull it over the head okay now it just gets stuck when I’m hard. it doesn’t glide

Yeah don't do that, take off the glasses, go to the gym. Install tinder, stop acting romantic, nobody does that anymore.

for me it's vile cretinous slug

that's literally how I live

haemorrhoids acting up again
my poos have red streaks down the side like an aquafresh stripe

autistic spergs who says dumb shit out loud like "bacon xD POGGERS!".

Is this like an updated version of those freaks that used to shout BOGIES and THE GAME?

bet you're out of breath typing that out lardarse

knew a lad at uni who was 6'4 tall with broad shoulders but somehow still managed to give off the greasiest obnoxious creepy serial killer freak vibes and whom everyone would actively avoid

Got too many thoughts and they're all telling me to harm myself or those around me
Wish it would stop

no because top shaggers played boogies.

Pro tip: don't mention you're from some backwater shithole in your job interview

it was me

rorke throwing bees at de lids

Do you have any advice for me.

stop doing that

I'm quite fit and healthy actually lad. Hows your joints and hips?

They always uni is a time for self discovery after all

but it comes through in my accent

knew a lad at uni who was 6'4 tall with broad shoulders that would run his fingers through my hair as he shagged my arse

stronger than ever thanks for asking

good for you mate

get the big boobs posted

toddler absolutely screaming its head off outside my window

got the free bird on

We'll see how you get on when you're in a wheelchair by the time you hit 50. There is literally zero scientific evidence proving running is good for you.

Ok, thanks.
It seems counter intuitive to stop being romantic to get a girlfriend though, no?

I am scared this is me.
I did actually accidentally interrupt a guy I had seen a few times in lecture during his date and say "hi, im just doing a little stalking" "oh sorry that's really weird"
It's a shame cos I thought we might be friends

female bodies better suited for endurance. common knowledge

Wish I lived in London so my instructor looks like this, where I live it’s just gammons

got the Green Street Hooligans full movie english at 720p on with my feet up

hi, im just doing a little stalking

brabley

man just grabbing a bee like that and there's me swatting bees away like a spasticated Elton John

I did actually accidentally interrupt a guy I had seen a few times in lecture during his date and say "hi, im just doing a little stalking" "oh sorry that's really weird"

got the uh… erm.. uh.. i dunno on

drinking the red bull

imagine the smell

southeast asian girls in latex

do I buy the dip?
DO I BUY THE DIP?

browsing the old /BLACKED/ General #3733

why is it that women with this face as the biggest normies on earth? had a situationship with a blue-eyed version of this girl and she tried to adopt my entire personality as her own. i don’t think she actually knew who she was

situationship

fucking grim reading this dire boring post

yes lad
the uk economy is GOING places
source: i got the info

thought about going on holiday on my own but idk. I'd end up staying in the hotel talking to you lot all day

got a better word? i’m all ears

yh mate *stabs myself in the ears to save myself from listening to anymore of this drivel*

got a better word to describe you but sadly racism is against the rules of this board

rude
super rude, how would your mother feel if she saw this post? shame on you

I went to an all inclusive resort in sharm el sheikh last year by myself it was fun

both great posts

my mother would be upset, sorry american mate

Solo travelled to your country last week. Overheard TWO unrelated people mention how they weren't going to go do something alone because it would be weird. 1 dude jogging on his phone and then a lady drinking coffee. You guys are harder on yourselves in public than any other nationality besides maybe Japanese people. Constant self-monitoring and cctv monitoring. Exhausting.

It seems counter intuitive to stop being romantic to get a girlfriend though, no?

listen mate i'm going to give you the ultimate blackpill you'll ever read in your life.
women care about looks more than men. if this was true would you see men chasing after girls with flowers and presents all the time. this never happens, a good looking lad doesnt even have to put in the work and girls will be following him.

we now live in the commodity dating market. your parents bullshit advice of "being nice" and "just ask her out!" wont work. a very average looking woman will get the chance to fuck a 10/10 man and will think because she had that once the lad would want to build a future with her.

now judging from your post you seem to have a very serious cause of autism and this will knock you down many points. you have good height but if you keep acting like a retarded nerdling you're going to be continually stereotyped as this awkward tall lanky nerd.

nobody cares what type of person you are deep down. that's only for you and morals to judge. what matters in life is what you present to other people consciously AND subconsciously.

why would a girl want to waste her early 20s with a lad who plays MTG, is awkward to be around with others and does nerdy stuff when she can spend her youth chasing guys who she thinks she has a chance with.

i feel so bad for your generation, the cards are stacked so hard against you zoomers. you're going to get played so hard by these girls once you get your foot in the door.

love how this triggered the incels who've never looked a girl in the eyes let alone had a situationship

called my mom a bitch once

called my mum a fucking mongo once and my dad threatened to drag me up and down the pavement if I spoke to her that way again

just invest in the S&S ISA Vanguard S&P 500 bro, easy gains tax-free!

thanks a lot rorke

Spat at my mum when I was 12 and her boyfriend nearly put me in hospital

your dad's probably a pussy, most fellas who make big threads are wimps

my mum would've clattered me if i called that

shouldve reported that mong

just z00m out bruther

feel bad thinking about it years later to be fair

you are such a fucking sad sack diego

i was thinking something similar. Just mong out in a resort for a while and go out on a few walks

t. virge