me singing edish
/brit/
just had a filthy wank on employed womans glasses
Slyfall was a good imo
Spectre and no time to die were complete trash
sound a bit poofish lad, how's your arse?
Mads Mikkelsen's character in Casino Royale was so badass.
um………….it’s normal
morning chaps
you want to come over and play with my white snake?
dossing about on the night shift me, round a nice quiet corner me
where do u work laddy
more like a nice queer corner you
gay little lad you
No risk in the portfolio
The Witch King of Angmar was extremely powerful and he would otherwise be unstoppable if it weren't for that bloody woman.
Ello de lid
off to the shops de lids
all day what?
mmh employed woman sex arse
The atrocities I would commit upon her…
wish I had a sister I'd hug her and kiss her and sleep with her
Unironically this is what I'm thinking for most of the day when I'm at work except it's in relation to actual biological women at my place of employment.
Honest to God I am excited for the UK visit fuck it
its fun
ignore all the doom and gloom you read on the internet the UK is actually an epic place
you shouldn't be, miserable country miserable people
is a cool country
don’t listen to online doom and gloom, i love britain more than most countries ive been to save for italy and japan
wtf how did you make the same post as me here do you wanna have sex?
do you wanna have sex?
...yeah...
Tonight’s the night
Is it possible to become a serial killer in the age of cctv and forensics?
No but there are lots of people who had they been born before the internet would have definitely been serial killers and channel their energies into other stuff
youtu.be
You only know about the ones that have been caught. Are the ones that police have figured out are serial killers. I have a sneaking suspicion that if someone had higher IQ than the police, they could get away with it.
Yeh. If you were going home from work something and just decided to strangle a random fella you stumble across in a secluded area assuming no cameras you'd get away with it
wank sorted
core
doom and gloom
probably not more than a few times though. and without a weapon you'd be rolling the dice on whether you could actually kill them
The zodiac was never caught because he was smarter than the people trying to catch him. Of all of the legacy serial killers he's the one that they'll never catch.
Twitter shows me videos of British "rugby lads" putting one of their friend's dick in their mouth or shoving things inside his butthole AS A JOKE. What causes this behavior?
best thing about skyfall is that spic fella in it
I guess you have to be there in the moment to get it
hm yes, why WOULD you be getting recommended gay porn by social media algorithms, what an enigma
just banter
who hasn't sucked their mates off as a joke? do you have no sense of humor?
for me it's the lad who got kicked out of the navy for cumming on a lad's pillow
youtube.com
It's not gay porn tho. It's men who seem not gay and are only doing it because they think it's funny. And they are in public grabbing their mate's cock and I be intrigued and end up watching the whole thing
oh look at the baby! look at his whiskers! he's so cuuuuuuuuuuute!
once jerked off in front of my friends back in high school for a joke
we also used to offer each other “gum” and would be holding our balls in our hands
so it’s not gay porn yet it’s extremely homoerotic and yet you feel ‘intrigued’ to watch it fully?
reckon you’re a bit bent
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Every Hispanic man is a downlow gay, and they make dating apps nearly unusable, by begging white people to fuck them, even someone's dad like this guy was. Why can't we have a dating app for whites only? And I am including Asian and with whites for these purposes. Thank you
el poo
I've also watched reality shows from Norway, Sweden and Denmark like Love Island and guy make out with each other as a joke and the women they're dating don't mind
ah yes of course you're "intrigued", because it's "intriguing" to you
lol
It's not normal to be intrigued by things that happen in other countries that would never happen in yours
that would never happen in yours
maricon que ¿
I want to put my winky in her pinkie.
*holds you down and sprinkles charcoal into your eye*
I want to put my winky in her stinky
Built like a Roblox character
Show me evidence of a sports team in my country getting one of their mates naked, spreading his butt, everyone spitting in his ass and then inserting or trying to insert a rod as a joke. You can't because it doesn't happen
having a headache again fuck
You're the one watching these videos. Why don't you show me?
my life is like a videogame and I'm getting ready to level up
Lock in
rugby is famously very gay
kiss a trans woman on the mouth
why
watching anime with Employed Woman...soft lighting in the room...comfy couch...
not into kissing blokes, best I can do is a tug while I'm fucking him in the arse
Gay
Gay
need to wank
ahhh... good morning
A fellow hot poo connoisseur I see
Morning Emmayank
arsemouth
Listening to the filipinos next door argue about keeping the kitchen clean or something.
One of them is
like look at our age we are like your aunties you have to respect us.
The young guy she's complaining to is like
"my mother never taught me to clean so I don't know how to do anything"
Legalise love
Good morning.
my left eye is twitching
pooed on my pet beagle
Screw dire wolves, I want wooly mammoths, wooly rhinos, giant ground sloths and smilodons back.
getting a car sunday, finally escaping buss & train-hell and heading straight into car-hell
cars are shit
i've had one for years, I need it because of where I live and I hate driving, I hate paying for fuel, I hate paying road tax, I hate paying the mechanic when it inevitably breaks
poo
are you getting a volvo
mad how much money i could save if i could just stop drinking, instead i am living paycheque to paycheque because i'm such a weak-willed miserable creitn
having a hard time with undertale, just not very good at moving the little heart thing around
aye, but i do need one
opel, old one at that
screaming
took a nap and that eased my headache a little but it still hurts
shouldn’t you be out fighting a war right now?
stay determined
Is anyone else worried about all the conscription talk in the media? Don't know if it's just fearmongering or what but I'm becoming very nervous.
I'm taking lots of money out of the bank as I can currently as I'm worried the government will freeze the bank accounts of people who resist conscription.
mad how we still live in the reverberations of ww2
based retard
Enjoy, hope you can use it to enjoy the outdoors this summer.
you're dumb if you dont think the russian black bagging men off the street can't come here
the only thing that puts distance between that kind of conflict and us is nukes. but russia has nukes. MAD doesnt prevent it. it doesnt need to be a war on our territory for us to get dragged into the back of a van
i had experience of fagging, now become gay to revenge
Swedes live so cramped for such a big country
hello darkness my old friend
yeah?
fanny queer
no actually. i was just wanted to say something
bit chilly willy
russian black bagging men off the street
*Ukrainian
Altnaharra
sounds made up
no rain until monday. genuinely horrifying for scotland
i dont understand why everyone here complains of rain and overcast skies. as if it isn't literally life giving
they go on holiday on sun and heat only to depend on the AC that replicates the cool breeze they all cry about when they step back onto the tarmac at glasgow airport
On 30 December 1995, the UK's lowest recorded temperature −27.2 °C (−17.0 °F) was measured there
The Jews are our misfortune.
fucking yanks at it again
stay safe out there hayfeverbros
negative degrees in April
Celsius is such utter shit for weather it’s unreal.
cummed on by a plant
Some kids egged my car the other week and I was too lazy to do anything about it because I didn't realise it damages your paint so now my paint is fucked.
yes it's cold hence >bit chilly willy
Any runts in?
Thoughts on this?
youtube.com
shouting the bank is out of money in a crowded bank
You reckon Harvey ever got Emma Watson to do anything scat related?
Terrible post
Die gingerpedo
peter theil's inspo for bringing back the dire wolf
I'm not whoever that is
I'm just some anon
But whats funny is, I've known you as Emma Yank for like 8 years now
organisms that exist: cringe
organisms that don't exist: based
Why would they egg your car
is this like a movie from 1995 ffs
are staffys actually dangerous I wanna get one
Very disappointed that this didn’t turn out to be what I thought it was going to be.
you just can't win
Very disappointed you’re posting from ye phone
I think my headache may be finally gone
What if I punched your head
i got sick a lot less when i was younger and didn't shower... and my hair was thicker
Vaccine status?
2 but it was the 2 parter so really just 1 which doesnt count
woke up by accident at like half 5 and it's been peng in disguise
got up, put laundry on, had some lovely scrambled eggs with coffee, had a nice long shower and now still have another hour to lounge about before toil
why didn't you tell me to wake up sooner
Enjoy being knackered by lunchtime
I’ve eaten too much cake and have a tummy ache :/
same but it's also because we're older and our test has dropped to the floor
the best part of harry potter is that voldemort himself is a muggle mutt
so that stock market hey guys haha!!
Black folx season the theatre
Not sure this is a newsworthy 'achievement' really, seems a bit of a reach.
voldemort was the first chud
it's not being noted as an achievement. more of a milestone as football moves further into child labour like American football, basketball
going to make bacon and eggs
you need to have had a gf to get a gf
Dumb fucking system
1000å¹´
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girls used to smile at me more and treat me better when i had a gf
Keirav Starmer - Kosher Reset
files.catbox.moe
They can smell the fanny juices
get them scrubbed
demonic entities
Jewlon Musk - Savior of free speech
files.catbox.moe
Benny Mileikowsky- Make Israel Great Again
files.catbox.moe
Jewnald Trump - Ruling The World In A Kosher Way
files.catbox.moe
bit chilly willies this morning innit
it's 16 degrees
Keyed.
blind cunt
i literally read it with my eyes
bye libtard
All 4 of them i bet
*shoves you over my might who is crouching behind you so you trip*
my might
haha he made a mistake and wrote might instead of mate x
my might
LOOOOOLLLL you made a mistake
Meds. NOW.
based and katagelasticism pilled
You can't say that word. Only we can call each other mights
Thats our word
too bloody right
Morning mights
How's it morning x
reading from the greatest minds of Britannia
Calling a mite a might implies they are shifty and unreliable. Its a stereotype and its offensive
quiet. time for some women's willy posting
women's willy
misnamer
morgoth's review?
need to go hiking in the US
Been in my new job for 4 weeks. Just took a Teams call from my manager’s manager’s manager and realised afterwards I had visible garlic mayo stains and crumbs on my t shirt from my tea last night. FUCK SAKE
agreed to help my mate move out of his 5th floor appartment today, backberg crying out at the thought of carrying shit down all those stairs
That's my picture mate never said you could save it
garlic mayo stains
whatever you say mr spaff
apartment
FOY
Where are my countrymen, in the australian power hour of need
sir mis namer
sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy all you gotta do is just meet me at the ahhhh pt apt ahhh pt apt
Didn’t even realise it probably looked like that. Great.
? literally took it in my backyard 5 mins ago
shes gone flippin menkul!
I don't get the reputation french food has, I can accept it from like Italy 'cause they make stuff people want, who eats french food? What french food? Even Germany seems superior from my limited experience
Sat down and my left bollock randomly started aching. Hate when that happens
Legalise love between all races, genders and ages. Love is love
croissants are nice
Cheese, wine, and bread>poo barms, congealed sheep’s liver and whatever bubble & squeak is. Sounds like you’re eating dish soap or something.
“I’ll be the cat”
“Look you’ve got cream all over your asshole”
*yom yom yom*
off to toil
have a nice day!
poo barm is a lancashire delicacy
I should probably get some sleep. Been up since 11am yesterday, nearly 24 hours. Longest I’ve been awake in years
another day in my wretched life
mad how shit all nighters feel once you get older
thank you deary
just got scammed at a strip club. might kill myself
fizzy yuzu mandarin grapefruit raspberry strawberry limeade
what happened lad
Did he not show his penis?
yeah then after you've got some sleep you can maybe get a clue and a job
Did she invite you back for a lap dance with the implication that she’d suck your dick and then she didn’t suck your dick?
No wonder he became a contrarian, he got shagged up the arse.
got scammed
wish i had ice cream
ARSE TWAT FANNY CUNT MINGE
syncing my ipod
it really isnt on you cant have this woman wiggling her arse about at the bottom of the screen
Only a true A10 aryan male could have created pistachio ice cream
got the fruit ninja on
Paid a blonde 10/10 girl to let me see her fanny one time
its an ipod classic i dont have fruit ninja
about to drop generational brown
Almost done with toil for the day. Imagine if i were in england, id be starting. Thank fuck my great grandad was a rapist
In a strip club?
yeah
sucking black arsehole
we have less than 1 GP per 1,000 people. Portugal has 3 per 1,000
now you done it Winston
yeah but then you're in portugal
We don't even know how many people are in this country.
The people who arrive on dinghies aren't filling out the census.
NEEED the ex gf back lads
latex gf
The government fills it out for them moron
imagine the smell under all that rubber
might do some work today, might not
Never felt the warm moistness of a vagina
Haven’t worked in my whole 25 years and not about to start now.
moving to Canada
Nor me lad, nor me. It is what it is.
go on then lad, shag a fanny
He wouldn't even be able to pay for it. You can pay to shag a johnny but not feel the sensation of your bare penis in a vagina. Some things money cannot buy.
throatberg onamadone today
it's not as bad as you think mate, certainly better than what you're doing, living in stasis with no reason to sleep or get up
I’ve never kissed a girls lips or held a girls hand
t. IV
Bullshit everything can be bought
the future we deserve
It's surprisingly cold.
fella sweet as a sugar plum
GAY
based
dressed well
he must be gay
meanwhile the last has a qt pajeeta gf and you're a chancel
When’s starmer bringing Corbyn in?
look at his face and tell me he isn't gay
Liquidate the excess biomass
never
I’m happy tho and I know I wouldn’t be if I were working
that lad is class, i like nu metal parody too
How do you afford to live without working? Benefits are shit now
SUCK THE DICK DRINK THE PISS
Luckily I don’t need to claim benefits. I get an allowance from my parents and they let me live in their house. I’m alone 90% of the time since they are retired and spend most of their time in their second home abroad.
Get this dm from a coworker mid-meeting
What do you even do about this? Other than shagging him.
So your parents basically pay you to stay away from them so they can enjoy their retirement? Grim
get him pumped
colleague post
fuck off tarq
Is he fit
No, I generally visit them for a month in the summer and a couple of weeks at Christmas and sometimes one or both come and visit me here. They would be happy to have me live with them full time but they live in Normandy in a pretty small village and there’s not much to do. I prefer living in London.
I’m not a Tarq at all my parents are just average boomers and dad did well with his pension and shares from his old company.
The man is married to a woman he has no business talking like this.
Get this woofter reported to HR
Adrian Cieslak be zesty asl
Are YOU a woman?
can sort of understand a man simping and jeopardising his career like this for a woman
Can't do that because of woke, I'm more likely to get sacked.
tfw no cute Polish femboy to flirt with on Slack
I'm a man (male). Gays just seem to gravitate towards me.
Thoughts on anal stretching?
190 doing his bender larp again is he?
wanking off dogs for a packet of crisps
190 is seriously seriously mentally ill
Running to chat gpt to generate him a picture of a polish id
It's not an ID though it's a residency card for foreigners. An ID looks like this. Check your facts.
quavers, to be precise
feels barmy but it onl 5
Adrian rubbing his todger in the team standup to Polish lad's profile picture
morning dee lads. and i said morning DEE LADS x
I'm not a tarq
lad you live off mummy and daddy's allowance while they live in their villa
idk I guess it's supposed to be super high quality
I stumbled across a french joint and had the best damn burger of my life.
I went back to try something proper French, like a stew, and I mean... it was nice but the portion wasn't enough to fill a 5 year old girl
fighting back against the satanic globalist regime in my rancid evil incel lair smelly childhood bedroom
sick to death of people putting absolute shite in my calendar with 0 background info of what the meeting is about
Have 5 minutes for a quick catch up?
How, exactly?
dont join em me
used to watch seasidemark and tim on YouTube on the telly with the ex gf
migrate