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rorke is seething blud
he pissed his back
oh my days
Jurassic World: Rebirth is going to be absolute dogshit
Rorke searching for his name on the Anon Babble archives
rorke
you can rorke the rorke but can you torke the torke?
So, what did we learn in the last thread? There is a demented schizo that is posting about "rorke" at least 100 times a day
Search for 'musky tuppence', I command you
you got done in by spaino but it's alright its all love X
and every time he gets called out he'll say
the singular
life is better not wanking ive learnt
Mention the Empire and Rorke always gets worked up. Hook, line and stinker.
leftymong having a meltdown
no lad, the term rorke definitely isn't a popular /brit/ meme that we all post in good fun
it's definitely one singular malevolent presence that's out to get you, yep defo
Spainosaurus aegypticus
Listen
i make rorke look like leftypol
omfg hes melting down hahahahahahahahaha
Did a messy poo and toilet paper is just smearing it everywhere so I’ve taken to spraying it with the shower head
haha, what spine? spainos a fucking cunt mate
leftymong feeling exposed
he looks like he's just eaten a bowl of tomato soup
84 posts
I have this fleece
don't even use TP these days
so regular that my turd evacuation always lines up with shower time
He’s a living legend. It’s ok to admit it!
rorke...
dude wealth tax lmao
no pubes
I miss Spainlad
Feel like I've got no reason to post here anymore without him :/
listen bruv, the welfy av got bare money yeah?
we need to tax them yeah?
i was literally the richest man on erf senpai
rorkeing a shite
why is spainnonce trying to make people think he invented the rorke gimmick?
just what this place needed, another subhuman faggot
he doesnt have much going on in his life
rorke get your tits out
Spaino literally became a paki pedo and sexually abused a Polish woman just to troll the thread and you think him inventing the Rorke gimmick is unbelievable?
Bentyank on a mad one
Switch 2 pre-ordered and annual leave booked for the week it comes out. Officially hyped as fuck
Berty Brincel.
you have no idea how much i wish i still had a job
it not right *gay porn spaffs*
Delivery attempted today at 12:01 PM
just what this place needed, another subhuman faggot
dtfic's gimmick of pretending to be a schizo just to be a recognised poster is easily one of the saddest spectacles I've witnessed
Luckily they let you have one if you apply
:D
Messi or Ronaldo?
Bentyank on a mad one
been blacklisted from all companies due to woke
$80 video games
Delivery attempted today at 12:01 PM
this general is his entire life
You're laughing. Rorke looks like this and you're laughing.
it not right *gay porn spaffs*
UK on the good boi tariffs
so this is rorke
fucking neighbours are being noisy cunts again
interesting
i think this world is fucking ridiculous and i can't wait for what's next
every picture on google is some AI generated nonsense
You're laughing. Rorke looks like this and you're laughing.
gonna tear up the dance floor check me out
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Shan’t be buying or using any more Yank products from now on. This boycott is a great idea, finally Canada has done something based.
peculiar
So now I am pretending
so this is rorke
we're all made from clay
and we'll all go back that way
so don't throw a brick
it might be aunty may
getting quite sick of yanks tbqh there's maybe a couple who are alright but there are so many shite ones
Me when someone asks to play the "Teen Spirit song"
youtu.be
rorkes mum just happy all his pals are thinking of him
So now I am pretending
C,") <--------- rorke
got a lustful life
plunging my gay porn fork into my quivering pot noodhole
lost so mouch money I feel sick
getting quite sick of yanks tbqh there's maybe a couple who are alright but there are so many shite ones
seth mcfarlane
I’m such a scared little sissy. Amazon driver knocked on my door and I jumped so hard I dropped my phone
lost so mouch money I feel sick
I said that and I actually look like that
bro: can i have a bite
me: yes but only one
bro's bite:
need your hard drive looking at
sold my vuag @£77 exactly
will buy back when it hits 70
I’m such a scared little sissy. Amazon driver knocked on my door and I jumped so hard I dropped my phone
I said that and I actually look like that
(3832765209835 - 1705302^2) / 86392002 - 10689.6563249339 :)
I always ignore them if they do that so they leave it in my safe place and I don't have to talk to them
took this screenshot on 22nd jan now I have less than 100 grand :/
just put the gay porn washing machine on
GOD
DAMMNITTTTTTT
bro: can i have a bite
me: yes but only one
bro's bite:
:/ - poo
:O - japanese poo
I always ignore them if they do that so they leave it in my safe place and I don't have to talk to them
vaccines sorted
We're all just having fun in here aren't we?
Don't see why some of you go out of your way to be so rude to me
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when the bruthas wear the badge
vaccines sorted
We're all just having fun in here aren't we?
Don't see why some of you go out of your way to be so rude to me
I sold all my stocks in early November and bought a house
feeling like an awfully clever boy right now
doing a business trip to Kenya and don't want diphtheria and what not
going to london for the first time later today
any advice?
Kenya believe it
fuck off you fucking spamming yank cunt
Get on the bastarding beers rorke you utter fool
so its just spamming then
yeh
don't
ran out of money
blog on
i don't see spam
some of you niggas need to filter
What is
imagine not filtering yank flags. you utter cretins
Asked a lass at the gym if she was using a bit of kit that was next to her and she said "no you can take it"
so anyways we're basically married now
*nervously checks mirror*
Jerrry, get Ipad
how much should I pay into my pension lads? my work only pay in 5% should I just do the same or pay more?
the thread
this would have done numbers in 2016
getting a clue
seen customers use this color at my job
Yeah basically
April fools destroyed it for some reason
be on edge at all times
poo nigger (poorer)
remember that music video when holly valance got naked with just little bit of lights covering her nipples and vag
absolutely battered my knobber raw to it when i first saw it
did a poo this exact colour
didnt wank until i was 15
homosexual are you?
Might live in a barrel under a bridge
mmm pantone
got shown how to when i was about 12 and been a dedicated coomer ever since desu
no
Alright time to take the garbage out x
Having one of those days lads. Old friendship group has gotten stale. Internet is filled with AI slop. And I bet /brit/ is filled with mongs spamming bbc porn too.
got shown how to
weird that but it seems like every brit has a story like this or wanking with their mates
stroke that cock for me rorke
heard one of you was cha'in' breeze
Leaving so soon?
Rorke does not like it when people post about him
wanking out my arse
Aintree
think ur a bad boy
turn on ur location bruv
i'll come to ur ends pham
Visit one of the lovely Wren churches
watching primitive technology
If black people could just figure out how to give motivational speeches and support other blacks without it being extremely fucking cringe then us white bois would be in a lot of trouble.
They never will though so we're alright.
just going to do a quick practice exam lads x
look what happened to martin luther
met a black lad named gilbert once
dressed like a roadman, spoke like david attenborough
corrr I'd love to have sex with them all
Fatty can lick my arse out while I'm shagging the rest
yo these memes are frickin' epic sauce!
NEVER relax
kill me already
martin luther vandross mentioned
just looked up the weather in london and its 21c there today
"""they""" will be out in their droves
wtf happened haha
seeing a lot of red here. financesisters?
Think about Gazza is he's clearly a bright chap (top grades in school, got into Oxford, worked at CitiBank, made a million trading)
But he has the most surface level 14 year old takes when it comes to macroeconomics
What's bziarre is he ostensibly made his million on his macro knowledge during the EU sovreign debt crisis from 2008-10
I also hate how despite being working class it almost seems like he's imitating the plebs by dressing like a downie retard
economics is a pseduoscience btw
money quite literally doesn't exist
the stock market is a jewish ponzi scheme
He's just wearing a black t-shirt mate, dont be silly
female interest in your penis quite literally doesn't exist
drumpf's tariffs
this is literally all because of one mentally ill man and the fact that every republican around him is too much of a pussy to tell him how crazy he is
in that image yeah
he wears tracksuit bottoms too short for him though
and other plebian primark gear
I'm hardly a Milan or Paris fashionista but he takes it to the next level
only find pegging hot if the girl doing it looks like a butch lesbian
only find pegging hot if the girl doing it has an actual penis
dont know what a tarrif is or what it does
the US will not be the world's doormat under trump
come to the table with an offer or get fucked
coco lovelock edge queens
and what if the world just stops trading with the US?
Funny how the more Rorke is annoyed by someone the more based they are. Rorke hates people like James O’Brien, Gary Stevenson, Hasan Abi etc because they’re right, they don’t give a fuck about being polite and trying not to offend retards, they’re popular and they’re genuine alphas.
If you want to appear smart to your friends just say that whatever Trump does is bad.
English people are obsessed with class, to the extent that they take a perverse pride in downplaying their own achievements and holding back when given the opportunity to advance in life, lest they become 'a class traitor'. It's strange really, as wealth is less socially stratified in this country than even the US, an ostensibly-egalitarian nation
what if anything? what if a bomb drops on your head right now?
she looks a bit...you know
why are englishwomen so brown?
even leftypol thinks that people like that are retarded grifters adam
leftypol fus ro dah rorke off a bridge... epic
I just know that post is going to get (You)s despite being the most obvious fucking bait on the planet, you lot just can't help yourselves.
while we're suggesting retarded scenarios, what if the US just decides to nuke everyone
friend became christian and freaks out if he accidentally sees porn
Big fat hairy mid-50s bloke I work with has put his pronouns in his email signature. Cheers Alan would never have guessed you are a he/him otherwise mate
you're threatening to nuke everybody just because they refuse to trade with you?
it's a tax on imports
So if Britain put a 20% tariff on Yank cars that cost £10,000 retail price, to Brits it would cost £10,000 + (£10,000 * 20%) = £12,000
For the 100 years + prior to Trump there was a global consensus that free trade was broadly good and protectionism only worked in extremely rare circumstances (like Korea in the 1960s who went from having human hair as their main export to Samsung, Hyundai and LG in the space of 20 years).
But everyone is too afraid to tell him he's wrong (even though he is) and he's more unhinged this time around because he's surrounded by those most loyal to him as opposed to boring conservatives like Mike Pence.
He's just a grifter, it isn't hard m8
bit what mate?
they've let them out early
go on then my lovely artists
got my gay little shorts on
no they’re actually NOT popular with anyone that’s why they have millions of radio listeners, YouTube streams, podcast subscribers, book sales, followers, etc
Retard cope
highest tariffs on Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos for some reason
countries the US has been courting for decades and they're being pushed right into neighbouring China's hands, the 2nd largest economy in the world and only real rival to the US
good job
I'm wearing shorts but I'm freezing
think I might put my next joggers back on
farting on a black mans willy
Based, coomers are repulsive.
retarded scenarios
four years from now, it will be worse
ermmm the global consensus says you have to chop your balls off and be a retard, everyone who scores >0.9 in the good goy index is doing it
fuck you
Rorke being a smelly incel
yes that's the point of grifting adam
lots of right wing grifters have massive audiences too
left wing grifters are all living in million pound houses in 100% white neighbourhoods
Joe Rogan mogs them all combined lol
Walked right into that one didn't you?
yeah noticed that
people boast about how shite they are all the time
whereas in yankland there's a shame around poverty and you try to portray yourself as the best possible version of yourself (though recent victimhood culture may be turning that on its head)
quite interesting
Anon Babble is apparently not a big fan of orange man.
It seemed a bit mad when the tariffs were announced, then I saw the tariffs that the world put on American products. Are tariffs bad or are they not bad? leftymong and his sidekick neoliberal mong seem to be screeching because America decided to raise their 2.4% import tariff while Vietnam's was at 97% lmao??
like a 14 year old with a touch of downs
Ah yes, you’re not allowed to have nice things and be successful if you’re left-wing are you?
Used to respect Rogan but he’s sold out and become a massive grifter in the last few years
oh nooooooo the global economy i’m locked out of is going to shit is it? lots of people who have things are going to lose them? NO!!!!!
:)
no but preaching about how great brown people are for a living and about wealth inequality and then going home to your million pound house surrounded exclusively by white people seems a bit hypocritical, doesn't it?
The white house's "calculation" for the tariffs that other countries apparently put on them is fucking nonsense though lad.
They created a formula but the numbers they actually CHOOSE to put in are plucked out of thin fucking air.
me when mumberg tells me to eat my veggies to get big and strong
muh global consensus
You really are a fucking mong
she's so fucking PENG
stop replying to him, he never ever argues in good faith
rorke jerking off his hard knob and cumming all over the place or something lol
do you reckon using Anon Babble is sinful? think i’m going to attempt a christcuck phase, it seems to work miracles for other people.
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It's me birthday today lads, and I'm celebrating it right now with a birthday poo!! Wahey!!
i've seen it all
leftypol eating his own cum after he wanks because he considers it a form of recycling
Stephen Colbert was actually quite funny on the Colbert Report
John Oliver was hilarious on Mock the Week
Neither are very funny anymore
nanberg used to get up early in the morning, the same time she used to get up when she worked, and one day she said she wished she could sleep longer
I asked why she couldn't and she just said 'it's just wrong isn't it', I told her she's earned the right to sleep as long as she wants and she's finally started to wake up later and she says she feels a lot better and has more energy now
Sorry for the blog post, just felt good about convincing my nan to enjoy her sleep now.
creates man
>declares humans good
>centuries pass
>WHY DO YOU HAVE FORESKIN
both of them contracted woke
pray and ask God in Jesus Christ's name
we aint reading dat
oh my apologies a CNN host called the equation stupid I retract my statement
that's what happens when you become a DNC mouthpiece
the global economy i’m locked out of
sounds like a choice to me
how so?
NAFTA was negotiated in the 80s and signed in the 90s, the EU, whilst being controversial for decades, even had Brexiteers who wanted to retain single market access or customs union access. ASEAN, Mercosur, the TTP (which we've joined), the EEA, CARICOM.
Pretty much every economy is part of some form of free-trade economic union with very few exceptions.
need you out of business
nice one lad
Lads I'm not joking my poo won't come out, it's ripping my arse in half
i fucking loathe gary’s economics, that lippy metrosexual mong, there’s something about his FUCKING VOICE, that horrid povvo accent dripping with disdain and pretension, that makes me want to rip my ears out of my head
It's definitely good to take breaks during rough patches in your spiritual development. Get right with God my lad, you won't regret it.
it's me I'm rorke x
the poo spammer: spambot or mindbroken freak?
i'm baptized and went through CCD as a kid
all i have to do is repent on my deathbed and i'm good
going tgjones
get a buttery spoon up there to loosen it up x
but it's not just a CNN host
quite a few republicans are calling this shit out too
and the annoying thing is, calling this obviously wrong thing out just returns accusations of "trump derangement syndrome"
as if he's a prophet who couldn't possibly be wrong
some rorkes love drumpf more than muslims love muhammad
quite bizarre to see
has to be sincere DOE
do you really think you’ll be sincere on your deathbed after living a life of sin? doubt it
just found out there's 400 calories in a mcdonald's milkshake lol
there is nothing inherently sinful about Anon Babble
it's just an information sharing network at it's core
god forgives
You hate him because he’s right, Rorke.
the poo spammer (singular)
Not if you’re not truly sorry.
Never been happier to see a high street giant collapse. The depressing outdated shop selling absolute tat like travel magazines, glitter and pencil cases. RIP in piss WH Smith
for me, it's when his ilk develop estuaryesque affectations in order to ingratiate themselves with those they perceive, often wrongly, as superior, whilst simultaneously trying to show off how 'unpretentious' they are by emphasising glottal stops and deliberately making grammatical errors such as 'we was'
my first introduction to aussie culture was wanking to libby kennedys arse and tits in neighbours
mikeynomics shits all over gary's economics
It's amusing that we consider America a Christian nation when these kinds of basic misunderstandings are rife.
God burns with anger at your complacency and indifference.
mikeynomics
Give people your possessions and then they become your bank
you're my bank now
why did they make toilets white instead of black or dark brown
this niggas last words will be a direct lie to God and he think he ain’t getting sent straight to hellfire lmaoooo
Prefer Markenomics where you scrounge UC all your life while being a twat on youtube
To encourage cleaning them
a lot of porcelain in UK bathrooms in the 70s/80s used to be green
Is that the one in Princes' Quay?
how would germans fully inspect their poo using their poo shelf on a brown toilet?
good to be able to see where the poo is
you only get sent to hell if you take a life
that is His greatest gift, and to destroy that is the ultimate sin
Fanx m8 wot u fink bout bumsex
what if you kill a fly
Is rape alright then?
Gary Stevenson’s podcast is great desu. I was a bit put off by him when I’ve seen him on other shows but he explains things really well on his show and makes pretty strong arguments. He’s essentially from the same school of thought as Piketty who is still yet to be discredited.
25 next month
can you bounce back in the second half of your 20s? I've absolutely arsed up the first bit
its over by the time you're 27.
Get to Dubai mate, sorted
Absolutely yes. I’m 26 and two years ago I was an unemployed waster living at home. I’m now in the 2nd year of a degree apprenticeship, earning good money, renting my own nice flat, got a girlfriend, got a dog, got fit at the gym. Once you start making little improvements they all snowball mate.
knob stopped working properly after 25
used to get STEEL ROD erections but now they're only 75% hard unless i take jewish pills
Looks like a wank
didn't have sex until i was 24
get off the booze
LOVE you for saying this
thank you
That’s just how British people look lad
he has the classic homosexual phenotype
irish influence on the mongclass
neh not the ones i wank to
that so? Hm
this desu dogshit shop
I was 16 when I posted this image you actual FREAK
Gary Stevenson makes Rorke seethe because he’s a working class lad same as Rorke, but unlike him he’s smart, not ashamed of being working class, successful, pulled himself up by his own bootstraps and he isn’t afraid to call out wealth inequality even if it would be bad for him personally because he’s a multi-millionaire
poo bollocks
Cutey
UM
Only reason why he's acting against his own interests and criticising the millionaire class is because he can't fit in with them what with his accent and that.
Good on him though.
I have a bf
That's not really you tho... he's adorable, only good thoughts about him nothing crass
Ah, makes sense then..i wish you well
/brit/posting mong outside going UM UM UM
where's the FACKING new?
He fit in with them for years mate and in fact was the most profitable trader for Citi, he calls them out because it’s the right thing to do