/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

first

The thumbnail made me think you were linking us to /mex/

first

go away schizojeet

looks like the facialabuse girl

get his ass

My local grocery store shut down due to rampant theft. Nobody is even attempting to pay for shit anymore, they're just bum rushing and grabbing whatever they can. At first they tried hiring security, but then the guards started stealing too and now it's pretty much over.
I don't know what I'm going to do for food. That was the only place in town.

Sex with Megumin

There was a huge bust for fent in my area recently. The news talked about how some freshman in college died from a fake Xanax bar that was actually fentanyl. It's kind of crazy to think about. That could have easily been me if I were just a few years younger. I was very heavily addicted to Xanax bought off the streets when I was a freshman in college. Only difference is fent pressed Xanax was still pretty rare. Back then it was only really the painkillers that were being laces with fentanyl. Poor kid. Such a retarded way to die. They found like hundreds of thousands of fake fent pills in the apartment they busted. The war on drugs has caused so many deaths its kind of unreal to think about.

drinking milk

Best Mexican poster

ITS A SIN my darling how I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU
So much in loooove and yet so faaaar apaaaart
THE DREAM IVE BUILT for us has crumbleeeeed

So I used 23andMe. What will happen to my data? How could it be used maliciously?

Targeted genocide via bioagent. Used for targeted advertising if future technology advances in such a way they can determine your personality based on genetic sequences. Used as basis for persecution for you or your descendants along the same lined of behavior prediction based on genetics. All pretty unlikely but I guess theoretically possible. Until humans discover a way to control mutations that 1st one is particularly implausible

I am crazy.
I am insane.
I am coocoo.
I am looney.
I am in hell.

If they still have your physical DNA sample it can be cloned in a lab and sprayed on a dead person to trick the Feds.
If they just got the data the insurance companies can decide to reject you because you have X amount of percent for this or that type of deadly disease.

why is /cum/ culture so strange?

wasn't this the rich unfree-HK chick who fucked BBCs on a pron site, then her richdad got buttmad about it, kidnapped her back home, and made all her BBC pron disppear from the webz?

time is not constant
I know more than Einstein.

I think this general has a more normal culture than any other, although I guess I'm biased since it is my culture after all

Welcome to MAGAmerica

found another sexy italian woman with gigantic boobs

"why is /cum/ culture so strange?"

I think I have psychogenic ED

Just found this edit I made years ago. What do you guys think

Could be

swap top and bottom

Any potential buyer would want it for algorithmic purposes. Nobody is going to be sifting through the data on an individual level.

Top is gross though. Also why the fuck aren't you filtered

I know it works physiologically since it was fine the other day. But my depression and such is worse today.

...yet

To be recurrently intimidated by the task of life is a form of spiritual annihilation

Nobody is going to be sifting through the data on an individual level.

Does he really believe this

you touch my TRALALA

Be a laugh if Shadow President Xlon bought it

Katzestein made my laundry smell like pee but doesn't seem to have directly urinated unto it

It would finally teach a lesson to momberg for sending MY birthright in to one of those companies

tomcat???
tomcat where

Maybe he would use it to make clones to populate mars

anyone up for a late night goonsesh? :3

Mother I could forgive but my brother should have known much better

yes I'm gooner pro, check out all my awards

late night

it's only 11pm silly

Hmm. She is in heat at the moment

You got owned now like 90% of your soul has to harvest mars dirt forever

Medina

Who here is tryna get slapped by me

yo momma is

pouring stopped
slop on the way

apparently your filtering makes you gay bro

medina means state in hebrew

What state do you live in, anon?

As my grandfather used to say, "Never trust a Hindu. They will steal and cheat and rip you off."

My grandpa called black people "porch monkeys" and hated chinese people

Does your grandfather come from Pakistan?

India
Germany

Indiana
USA

My grandma claimed French ancestry and hated the British. My mom thought it was ironic until grandma was like 85 and avoiding bong doctors

God bless your grandmaberg!

just broke my nofap streak

Montana.

just do what elites do and make demonic pacts for wealth and power

cummies

i was supposed to be studying for a test but instead i was touching myself to naked men

Wait, isn't Montana full of white people? I thought stealing was only a problem with blacks and latinos.

Men?

youtu.be/yKI1iMpMrXI

It's absolutely shitting rain outside right now.

yeah. this image to be exact.
picunt.com/um193

Turns out everyone will steal when you have no money to buy food.

Not clicking this

goodnight

GN

Night

have no money to buy food

Wow, rural Americans really suffer.

Not clicking that either.

Starting of thinking of filtering Americans.

They sure do. There was no starvation during the great depression and yet modern day americans are stealing just to survive. I can't imagine how skinny the lower class americans must all be

how skinny the lower class americans must all be

Hahaha. That's true. Most of them can't get enough calories from their diet of soda and candy bars from the dollar store.

Now i want snickers

What you do if I posed my full name, social security number, birth date, address, and phone number?

leave the country

Poor people in this country are much more obese than middle class and rich people

huh that's about as fast as I've ever seen janny get rid of brian's pornspam spergout

Yes, i know
Ruin your life to buy myself more knives

Milf alert

i might insult you depending on the color of your skin

Nancy Mace is hotter

Americans with an $80k pickup truck and dozens of guns be like

I can't afford healthy food.

My ultimate sexual fantasy is getting a hot, powerful female politician to suck my cock

Same but I want a hot powerful female politician to make me lick her pussy

She's getting old fast. You wouldn't even look at her without makeup.

Foid friend has an enby sister, confused the shit out of me because she always talked about her 'sibling' like bitch how big is your family who tf are you talking about.
Anyone actually deal with people who take this they/them shit seriously?

Took my meds with beer again award.

Yeah
I just refer to them as they/them.
I do try to avoid talking about them in those circles because it is confusing lol

groping canadian femboy/twink butts...

I remember when gifs were all the rage

just woke up and the peanis is already bothering me and i have a minor headache

cant bring myself to do it bro, I just stop talking.
aside from my own personal beliefs it goes against my own education to use gender neutrality when its unambiguous.
wouldn't be surprised if there were a study showing disapproval of they/them pronouns when actually expected to use THEM.

Chinabros...we fucking won

youtube.com/watch?v=lh2wiJAR3bU&ab_channel=Warhammer

parti.com/creator/parti/JohnnySomali
explore korean culture

Not bad. Not enough for me to return to the hobby though.

youtu.be/TJH0eBtnbcs

Keep fucking
I'm reloading

miss you guys sometimes but i know the nostalgic feelings will go away once i actually interact with some of you

where'd you go tho

looked up gooning because you guys talk about it so much
it's really weird, i hope you guys don't actually do it

I need ur opinion on the white ermine

i've been a lot more conscious about feeding my brain good things and part of that isn't being online as much in general
it can get pretty toxic sometimes here
i promise you they do and they aren't ashamed or quiet about it

*farts in your ear when you're not looking*

he's cute and i admire the pep he's got in his step

Idea: browse the general in small doses and not every day

he makes me giggle like a dummy

He is a vicious predator who crushes rabbits skulls with his jaws.
Bretty cool

I just like the way he bounces

this is a good idea but i don't want to backslide into being as chronically online as i was about this time last year, this is actually about the time of year i first started coming here last year, i remember posting lots of flowers and blossoms here because spring is really pretty here
he's such a cute little tweaker

most people use it just to say when they jerk off

so we're just kink-shaming now huh?
i open up and make myself vulnerable and this is how i'm treated...

good lord i can't type a coherent sentence anymore
i haven't even taken sleep medicine yet, my brain is done for it's all mush

reminder: NEVER GOON

Imagine trying to explain that sentence to someone who hasn't heard those terms

this is a complete shot in the dark but are you the anon who was taking benadryl for sleep and successfully quit maybe 6 months ago?

Ermines are found where I live. I want to catch one and keep it as a pet.

into being as chronically online as i was

yeah I took some time off this winter and found I just wasted day after day on the computer. feels better working

need to find myself a cutting board waif

Energetic wtf I thought it was tantric

future historians aren't going to be able to parse any of this shit

it's been really good for me, i even made a new friend
i was just out in the garden and i got in and you know how iphones will give you recaps of your photo reel sometimes? i was looking at all the pics i took this time of year last year and i started to remember you guys a bit and felt a little guilt about leaving some anons here hanging and possibly even worrying
the spring just makes me feel a certain kind of way i guess, it's nice though i just feel really piney and mushy right now maybe something's wrong with me

wonder if they maybe stink a bit? I read an article that scientists theorize that foxes might want to be domesticated like dogs were, but the issue is they tend to stink really bad

How will they learn about us? Will internet pages from the 2000s still be accessible in 500 years? If not, how will they learn about culture and events from this era since everything is recorded electronically now?

no, sorry. i just shitpost about gooning because it's a funny word.

it's okay dear
i never, ever got a clear answer if there's a difference between gooning and edging so i figure that they're just used for the same thing
not that it's important in any way whatsoever

Edging can be applied to sex, gooning is just for masturbation

If you had my love
And I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
And if somehow you knew
That your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me?

You know I might like traveling if I took sleeping pills along

how's life now that you've been driving for a while
you been cruising the town picking up pretty girlies?

There is something about spring, everything just feels better. new beginnings and finding new friends and apparently love they used to say. who knows though. but yeah I figured our local sperg was the reason you were around less.

i only picked up to drive once and it was a disaster

do anything to became to cum my fellow goongenerates

I take benadryl ( generic ) for sleep. What is your question

well said anon i totally agree, it just feels nice to get out and bask in it. i think it's just my minds way of telling me that i'm vitamin d deficient and i need to go sit on warm rock like a lizard
but yeah that's part of it, it's no fun to have someone hounding you and having a spotlight put on you
what happened?

oh no he wasn't a canadian, but you should really not make a habit of that benadryl can cause alzheimers and it really messes with your brain to take it long term
you should try to wean down if you can

let the car die several times on the street

take more benadryl

What if every generation of plebs is exactly like us and we just have no records

is there something wrong with it? i've done a lot of dumb stuff in the car, hit trash cans scraped my tires on curbs and totaled one car you got nothing to be embarrassed about if you break down promise

You'll have to do some gardening but I suppose lizarding on a rock works too. Anyways I have to go to bed, but if you pop in at night for a bit here and there, most of the time the sperg isn't around on weekdays

Indeed I dont doubt you are correct.

yea, the street is full of angry tards you can't just let your car die in the middle of the road

What if every generation of plebs is exactly like us

they really are. i forget which civilization it was, but they discovered a tablet where some guy was complaining that the youths were degenerates for all wanting to be writers and he believed they were truly living in the end times.

good night, i've fallen out of the habit but i'll try to not be a stranger so much

I have made it a bad habit of using it. Usually take 100mg to fall asleep. But now I am a week free of nicotine cold turkey. I will kick the DPH next.

the sperg

implying there's only one

that sucks i'm sorry
awesome anon that's a huge accomplishment every time i've tried to quit the vape i always just get stressed or anxious and go back to it
you can stop the benadryl later, one step at a time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_fad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
these niggas were drinking radium lmao

i found one of those fiesta ware dishes at the thrift store one time that is covered in the radioactive stuff
i didn't touch it or buy it

I am not in danger of relapsing on nicotine. At least physically all the suffering is gone, the first 2.5 days were hell but now it's just mental urges. Which are dulled nicely with DPH which isn't good. In the next couple days I will taper down to 50mg, and then 0mg a few days after that. The most important thing I think is to develop a sleep schedule that stays consistent.

watching a gregtech playthrough award

that sounds like a good plan anon i hope it works out like you say it is

so I heard Americans are big fat retards. What's the skinny on that?

my mom loves all the fiestaware, probably not the uranium stuff but she buys it for all the kids I have more dishes than I know what to do with

i'm going to bed it's super late
i guess i'll use this post to clear up my guilt, if anyone is worried about me or even cares, i'm doing good, my mental health has improved a lot , and i know it's been a few months but i'll try to not be a stranger as much in the future, some of you are good dudes
good night
fiestaware hasn't had that stuff in it for a really, really long time but yeah tons of people collect it

gn
c u l8r maybe

thinking about purchasing some citric acid

it's barely past 9am though

i'm doing good

great to hear

thinking about molybdenum coefficient of thermal expansion

Do eyetalian americans really drink as much expresso as the sopranos portrays?
I always thought Americans just drank a regular cawfee.

how can i convince pooners to not take any hormones and not mutilate their bodies

Purchase some acetic acid instead

I drink tea personally

back in the day if someone insults you and you stab them to death nothing would happen because a court of your peers would know he had it coming

Well there's no need to take it so personal.

Nobody asked, desu.

starting no fap, stay strong kings

I asked

fuck im gonna shit

Time for me to go to bed

I have awoken

Barbershop appointment at 12 noon
Although I drank a million beers and am still up at 530

i'm gonna be making some pao de queijo shortly

I love you

you'd be sucking on my dick if you really loved me

i'm looking for some sexy beats

okay whoever recommended me to play ps2 god of war was a massive cunt
these quicktime events have to be the least fun game mechanic i have ever seen
who the fuck wants to smash o and it still not fucking be fast enough

Yep God of War has always been trash

but like wtf it's terrible
how can any sane person play that game and go like this is acceptable
maybe it has to do with me emulating it and running it at higher framerates and maybe it's easier on an actual ps2
but my experience is miserable
just gonna drop it cause fuck this

...

his ass is NOT paying attention to class

get minecraft itch

play

they patched my string duper

log out

well that was fun

Is this true

i really like this image do you mind if i save it?

I'm an A&W man myself. Better than MUG and BANGS.

i wasn't going to goon today but i got an ad on my mobile game that contained an ai generated bimbo anime girl and it got me rock hard instantly so now i'm gooning all day

All yours

For me? It’s BANGS

was the vagina made for the penis or was the penis made for the vagina

the goat

Dont all humans start off as female in the womb? I remember hearing something like this.

Anon Babble is so boring during euro hours its literally the same dogshit flame wars threads everyday between nafo people and z people

they start as the same sort of blob and are changed by inclusion or lack thereof of chromosomes

I feel so suicidal.
I don't think weed will help.
I'm 24 and I just want to die already.
What's the point of being an only child if I'm not successful like the weeknd?

This is why I need LSD.
Fuck LSD.
I just need to die already.

average LSD enjoyer

kek

Health insurance buys it and charges you a dysgenics tax

blurry reddit screenshot

iPhone apple user

I only have the faggiest most stupid retards replying to me. Another reason why I need to fucking die.

does this mean i could un-gay myself if i take lsd and watch straight hypno?

I never wanted to be born.
I just want some unhinged crazy schizophrenic cocaine dealer to shoot me in the head so I don't have to keep suffering. Suffering without growth is useless. I just want to go to sleep and never ever wake up ever again.

don't be boring. kill your dealer and yoink his supply. become a drug lord and go out in a blaze of glory.

person discovers that they are bi and panics like a child because of the non-meme version of internalised homophobia

it's a glorious thing to see

if i could live in the united states of america i would never complain about anything ever again

Yeah keep forgetting this is a honeypot government owned chatroom general every time I vent and this fag wants me to kill a high level coke dealer just so 20 of his gang buddies can come kill my only child ass ha ha...

Never bought coke in my life

we won't kill you, we'll dress you up real pretty like and trade you around for favours. strap your ass down to the hypno goon machine for 40 hours straight until you're a real woman.

anyone want to date me? moids need not reply

Subjecting your friend to weird brainwashing hypnotization BS while they’re high on LSD is some CIA MKUltra type shit

i too was lured into kimchi by the giga brapper

we won't kill you, we'll dress you up real pretty like and trade you around for favours. strap your ass down to the hypno goon machine for 40 hours straight until you're a real woman.

Yeah trump needs to take over Canada and make it into a 51st state.

Anon, sissy hypno is a fetish, it doesn't actually do anyting
if you think it can "turn you gay" you were already gay or bi from the jump
don't be retarded

when its the next oilers game

white sisters... is it over?

Don’t worry, I don’t actually believe in “gay”

youtube.com/watch?v=TIwFoq9ihdw

God I wish it were me.

always has been

what so then you can get preg'd by tyrese and his goons instead of chang and raj?

Must be nice being retarded
Tell me, do you also not believe in germ theory?

Going to get a haircut today. My hairline is maturing and looks better short. Also I don't like worrying about wind or humidity or styling

youtube.com/watch?v=UUIgeIV_1OU

Are you alluding to the “gay” phenomenon as a social contagion?

been taking psychoactive substances (coffee), it makes me feel like shit yet i like the taste

calling out homosexual psyop is same as not believing in diseases

why always the euro flags bros

if your girl couldnt beat you up she aint your girl, she your pet

you could say that being an incel is mein kampf and reaching the ripe old age of 30 is my third reich

WILL MY HEART SURVIVE
I KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
THE LOVE OF ALL MY LIFE OH BABY
WILL MY HEART SURVIVE
I KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
KEEP THIS LOVE ALIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=IEzEC-Q7iNU

brotherberg bought me stalker clear sky yesterday

just got my neet bux and tax refund. im rich as hell now.

can someone explain to me why all these euros act like the eu is a free market

Send me some bread in monero

i dont believe in crypto

lol

I look like this

Me when I live in a society

anyone with like a 1000 games on steam want to join my steam family and let me have a piece of the pie

huuwhat, huuwhy

haven't shaved in over a month

haven't brushed teeth in over a month

haven't done laundry

job won't call me back

only money im ever getting is on april 3rd or 4th

i can understand why people shoot up schools now

Bathing, shaving, teeth, and clothes are first. Good luck bro.
t. Knower

falling asleep

hear knocking at my door

hear the voice of my brother and a distant aunt I have spoke to only a few times in my life yelling "hey open up open up!"

wonder what could possibly be so important that they came to my house early morning unannounced

can't get you bcuz sleep paralysis

knocking and yelling increases in intensity and volume into a frenzied chaotic cacophony

voices now multiplied and pitch shifting and distorting and stretching out

now it sounds like 10 people banging on the door and screaming in almost demonic voices "open up! Wake up!"

break paralysis and it's completely silent

Man sleep paralysis + hypnogogia or w/e is so wild. Fucking hate it

why were they knocking

LOL

They weren't. No one is here it was all a hallucination. For some reason it's always some fucked up nightmare hallucinations never something pleasant.

how do you it was a hallucination? what if they just left because no one was answering the door

I've only been somewhat close to the experience in a melatonin nightmare where I had to break paralysis with my big toe, which was being grabbed

God I miss looking forward to the future

about around when i became a teenager i began to dread the future

do you think we will continue the long slow decline over the course of many decades or even a century or will there be an abrupt collapse that will take a long time to recover from?

You can remedy that by only focusing on your own future and finding something to look forward to

Yeah
Not sure if something changed in the world of if I changed
Maybe both.

Long slow decline
That is true. Outcome independence or whatever

hot take but i dont even think america is declining
europe is another story though and i have no idea bout canada

The non-Hispanic White population in America is in decline…

i dont even think america is declining

middle class is ojectively declining thoughbeit

I actively avoided all news (and /cum/ by extension) for over a year and came out the other side much more resilient. The world turns without us and we can't realistically do anything about it, it's liberating

as a percentage of the population
but i think it's silly to say that greater percentage of white population = greater quality of life
this country is growing
wages are good
we still have the dollar
quality of life really isnt as terrible as opinions online make it out to be
american passports are decent passports
lots of country side
christianity is strong
there's new right wing thought taking root in this country and im here for it

brown detected

christianity is strong

A parody of it but don't let me piss on your parade

i have confidence in this country
we're not europe
there's every kind of denomination under the sun in this country
find a better church

lol wrong image

Based Latinx chud future enjoyer, I wish we had that possibility instead of jeets. We don't even have the hapa ethnostate possibility anymore, I hate Turdeau so God damned much.

I have a better church. The predominant evangelical nonsense with prosperity gospel etc is a parody

ww dont want latinx either

there's like 20 different churches within like a 10 mile vicinity of where i live
if you cant find one that pleases you then it sounds more like a you issue

No, it's incredibly cringe. It's literally more cringe than appropriating nigger slang. You have a US flag and are saying things that you wouldn't say irl.

I just told you I already have a better church

no im displaying my nobility status
niggas gonna hate yo

Vocaroo your last few posts out loud and post it

Zooted Mexican says All is Well in the Land of the Free