Crumpets edition
/brit/
Might fucking kill myself
Might not
got the bombay bad boy pot noodles going corr
alri alri alri
Take the L mate he’s done you
oh, there you are anon!
finally got up have you? We’re on holiday why you laying about
im dressed and I’m ready to leave.
I want to go DANCING!
take me dancing anon.
if another girl texted you would you respond?
no i mean any girl
what do you mean if she was a mate how many girl mates do you have
you should only talk to me maybe I’ll text some of my boy mates then
if you’re allowed to do it then why not me I’ll do it now then
I want to enjoy the holiday too but you keep winding me up
roughly 80 per cent of Australian men and boys are circumcised
might just give up
i only think a small percentage of the world is ensouled (they’re all white btw) and everyone else is basically an animal who can talk
So record immigration and a flatlining economy. Either immigration isn't the massive economical boon it's always claimed to be or we would be in the largest depression any of us have ever known with this. Wonder how this feeds into those 'economically inactive' figures as well and 16-24 year olds that can't find a job.
screaming
I am white.
I am heterosexual.
I am 6’4”
My parents are wealthy.
I went to Catholic school.
I use racial slurs.
I am homophobic.
I have a boat.
I go fishing.
I bullied liberals in school.
I have a Costco membership.
I use chewing tobacco.
I am the lefts greatest fear.
YEAH BUT IMAGINE IF THE WOMAN IS A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL AND ITS INCESTOUS AND SHE'LL DIE IF SHE HAS TO HAVE THE BABY WHAT ABOUT THEN EH WHAT ABOUT THEN?
kek
sold you down the river there mate
worcestershire sauce wank on the cards
sucking jam out of my knobend
should buy lube because I get dry skin on my dick but I'm terrified of ordering something like that to my block of flats
I'm terrified of ordering something like that to my block of flats
why, afraid someone might mistake you for a shagger?
Want to end your suffering, do you?
*shoots you in the head*
theres a hecking labour shortage
Who is spaki and why does he dominate /brit/ so much?
I WONT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON MEEEE
I WONT LET THE SUN GO DOWN
Who has the picture of Norf FC singing?
the freak can't even dress himself
We're only 20 posts into this thread and there have already been 5 independent references to cocks.
Can you knock it off.
don't think so, there's plenty of labour mps
Fancy a crumpet
Now thatt is mental illness mate.
If Kamala had won then I would have been right but she didn't so I was wrong but for the right reasons
flinging my infant son off the westgate bridge
I have a Costco membership.
Ever tried the double chunk chocolate cookie?
fuckuing scremgling
President Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia produces ten times more missiles than all of the Nato countries combined, and threatened an attack on decision-making centres in Kyiv with its new intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM) missile.
fucking hell lads
kiss me
youtube.com
really nice ambient album lads give it a listen as background music
It is two weeks to nothing
just so you know i would force my tongue down ur throat if i met you
um
didnt know brian wilsons bumhole was that peng
done 'im
any of you lads done delivery driver jobs before? i imagine it'd be comfy just driving about all day hardly interacting with anyone
You wouldn’t do anything but meekly walk by and mumble a hello
Christmas is coming early
Kiev, Putin has a gift
isnt it summer or something australia? you mean these aussies on here could be out there having bbqs on bondai beach having a wank to the naked volleyball sheilas, but instead CHOOSE to waste their life on here posting absurdist stream-of-consciousness jokey posts about poo and wank to people the other side of the world?
DEARY ME
prolly not worth it
I’m huge mate and I would force you to do what I want with you
Western press is in damage control aa Russia has non nuclear deterrent capabilities that put an end to US tech dominance.
/brit/ yaoi
You would do nothing, because you are a coward
stop posting this shit
youtube.com
Screaming
10:46pm la
I’m a huge man and I would physically handle you before I entered you
im so cunty and im serving face
Counterpoint: /brit/ yuri.
love this terrific English island Jabroni Altar if I'm not mistaken
if you put me in a self defense situation i would batter you so badly you’d be seeing double for a week
That is a bit late for naked volleyball
i imagine you have some warped autistic discord tranny "yuri" in mind rather than actual XX chromosome'd female lesbian women
giving savage backshots to diegeos tiny hole til he snaps in half
you would melt like butter if I even looked at you mate. Your bum hole would be shaking.
you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
you will never send your children to an elite London private school
you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough
t. white Londoner
What books does a girl like this read
might poo sitting backwards
tiktok
I could choke you with my pinkie
just watched the fanny chmelar video for the first time and realized half of all bradley walsh images come from that video alone
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
I do like some choking what else would you want to do? I have a virgin arsehole
got the youtube queue on
mate you already admitted your dad is a massive farage supporter
you're so deep into your fake personality that you've convinced yourself that you actually hate farage but you're just doing it to piss off your dad because of the resentment you feel towards him
maybe you should actually confront him about your feelings and not just hide behind this petty layer of angst that you take out on him by pretending to like the exact opposite of everything he does just to try in vain to make him angry
it's not a very good look on you right now
dunno how i ended up as a transphobic homosexual, such is life i suppose
I love anglo and anglo culture. Murdering innocent people is in my genes.
instant classic this
fuck off spaki
It's actually insane the bizarre and niche situations abortion fanatics will come up with just so they can keep killing babies
I haven't used cash in like six years
no it isn't, blanda up is in your genes
the typical white londoner does not live that lifestyle
broke ahh niga
Remember when Spaintwat admitted he got bullied in school because he didn't wipe his crusty arse properly after a shite so we all called him bulliedbumholelad and he spent the next two days trying to damage control over it lol
Air jordans be squeakin' when stepdad finds out how much spaki spent on VPN subscriptions and Anon Babble passes
Nun he cud do LOL
Buenos Dias, Aaron Gonzales Hooper
Cash as in physical currency
Do I HAVE to use LinkedIn in order to find jobs
blanda upp is actually swedish for 'mix it up'
Spaki wheeling around in his stinky bedroom stamping his mong feet over getting done by mousey again
if you have a girlfriend you’re so far advanced beyond the typical /brit/ it’s insane (not if she’s fat tho)
poo poo time
doing quite the poo
So yeah mate basically the west has fallen and that's that really.
Ayo Adam turned into Eve
corr
from 8/10 chad to 4/10 femcel
fucking retard
quite the poo indeed
screeching
it's so true though
observing and hearing things and storing them in my head
Back in my day we called them flowers and gardeners
loool this is facts
That time when the government admitted all GDP growth since 2008 has simply been due to immigrants existing in the country and causing money to move
Mother, 8-year-old son die in rollover crash where child was ejected from vehicle
shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.
Farage starts off his press conference talking about how great Zia Yusuf is
Andrea Jenkyns joins Reform and immediately starts talking about how great Zia Yusuf is
All so tiresome
They're desperately trying to make him a thing
How do people take this party seriously
How do people find jobs
live in your weird fetish
search for a partner
they must NOT share your weird fetish
somehow this is normal and should be encouraged
does that mean u dont care about reaching out or
do you have these slogans in a text file somewhere on your pc or something
Unc's shit himself again
at the job market
#PornKillsLove
from having private conversations with the president of france to This
OOF
the fuck is a chaser and egg?
you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
If you actually had the money for all the other things, why the fuck wouldn't you just stay in the Cotswolds permanently?
mmm yes *breathes in* the smell of piss and kebabs
mmm lovely, I'm the only white person in a 5 mile radius
yes yes, mmm, car horns and """ethnic""" music assaulting my ears
london... home
autistic internet tranny nonsense don't worry about it
Remember once when I worked at co op during uni I bought some condoms just so people would think I was getting laid
whats hapening here then
Such a pointless webm, surprised a computer powerful enough could be found in Liverpool to create it
jesus christ, youtube is using 3gb of ram
Would you shag it for 50 quid
First time in here, all I gotta say is this thread is gay as fuck
I'm out
"anti immigration"
pro muslim
We'll be wishing for the days when we only had 700,000 people coming here every year
a chaser is what you drink after a shot
an egg is a rotund babyholder that comes out of a hen.
It's 12pm on a workday mate, calm down.
imagine the fucking smell of decaying sweat from under those fucking udders
does oral count?
no i wouldnt pay that much
too big
hate my boring shit warehouse job
i'm a homeless american and i have nothing to eat this thanksgiving
no, not really, but you get the point yeah?
mbappe is trying to discuss attacking movement with bellingham who blanks him and chats with rudiger and ascensio. mbappe backs off to the wall while the rest us huddled. finally before walking onto the pitch mbappe puts his hand on his hips, a sign of irritation(at being blanked). all is not well at "friendship fc"
oh my days why are americans like this
mcrappe
I'm an arsenal fan
watch out, the weather channel is armed
I put a bit too much sausage in that sambo. Mixed feelins about it
nth for the holodem
pigeonbergs cooing outside
gonna give them some unsalted peanuts and seeds
stop posting these nonce dogwhistles mate
why are we all psyopped into thinking mbappe is good though
faggot shit
anyone have that mp4
racebait spam gets no attention
anime child porn spam gets no attention
starts blogposting on sacked tranny trip and having convos with himself
gets sent flying
spainlad incel larp
gets sent flying
starts spamming tranny porn
spams his gay ritualposting edition
starts melting down about transphobes on twitter
gets caught blatantly samefagging
gets sent flying
just another day in the life of spaki
damn must suck to be in ukraine and that
sitting backwards and pooing
keep posting the holodem mate :)
drew peacock
this bloke thinks if you don't pretend he's a real woman that you are literally a nazi and should go to jail
Went to the doctor and she was a fittie. Might swallow some bleach just to go back.
nonce dogwhistles
gaaay
of course my lad x
mad how peng gay porn poo
admiral poo
was just saying this down the pub
seen this fucking post before mate
Lovely gyal my lad x
charli xgaysex
got my bum in the air
life without toil
Pointless, every day is the same, you are limited in funds so you can't just literally whatever you want
life with toil
You spend most of your free time with other people who you may not get on with and it's neverending, there is no other alternative
I was speaking some of these posts verbatim down at my local bar
Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded
Graham Linehan
Russell Brand
Lawrence Fox
John Cleese
Eamonn Holmes
Anyone else?
I barely speak to people at toil maybe 2 or 3 meetings a week other than that it's just team messages
Self employment toil
your dad
Who is Rorke?
How have they ruined their lives? Because some incel strangers who worship war criminals and paedophiles don't like them anymore?
Lads if you want a comfy winter treat cut up 4 pieces of terry's chocolate orange and melt it into 250ml of milk
Makes an absolutely BUSSIN hot chocolate
hairline? receding
waistline? expanding
Me.
Got a cheeky pot noodle on the go x
You reckon Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were bitten by the same tick that causes your brain to malfunction and obsess over trannys?
Worst of both worlds
It's not winter here, so I shan't be doing that any time SOON.
not bombay bad boy
lol what a fag
i reckon they're just saying what most people are thinking
You never cease to surprise me, you know that Spainnonce?
No work
No money
No house
No wife
No kids
No sex
JK Rowling doesn't even want to be seen interacting with you when you're the only other prominent figure in the anti-trans movement
Yes but his life hasn't been ruined lol
/brit/ stands with Bashar al-Assad, the Syrian Arab Republic, the Communist Party of the Russian Federation and the Korean Workers Party.
currently sitting down me
xx
how so ? you get freedom and good money
why don't you stand with the communist parties of all countries
those immigration numbers sure are grim
Gonna do this later lad ty x
The line, rorke. The line. It simply must go up. And it shall.
would love to do this me
jeffreey
Just the one shitposter actually
how do i melt something into milk
So Gregg Wallace is a nonce eh?
shit in it
a groper + rapist
Put the milk into a pan over a hob on low heat
Add the chopped chocolate
Stir until incorporated
I just got a video recommended to me where the troon with a manly frame who you guys spam explains how to get wider hips
you guys ruined my whole week
oh right ok
We do.
trump's daughter is kinda cute
where the troon with a manly frame
that doesnt do much to narrow it down mate
pretty sure Terry's already do their own version of hot chocolate
I actually hope a wog nicks your wallet.
well that's what you should say next time
*drug joke* am I right loool
oh wait it's his granddaughter
You're off your head
Sounds like nothing
came under fire after "inappropriate sexual comments" were reportedly made to a female BBC staffer on Impossible Celebrities
He was also accused of being rude and insulting to women on a third show in 2023.
mfw i pretend i dont know what foreigners are trying to ask me
lol
Might splurge on some big juicy anime titties later
his youtube channel is called ICKY
I would've just hid the video if it was an unknown troon but the fact that some of you posted him naked, caused me to feel an inhuman amount of cringe when I saw that video
Look at catbergington
Look at him go
yes i knew you were mistakenly referring to the underage girl nonce
Now that Syria is back in the news, I wonder if we can now finally dispel the myth that nazis supported Assad.
The real alliance of fascism is NATO-ISIS-EU-Azov-Israel-Taiwan.
Might give therapy a go, see if that helps things at all
Is that real?
*makes a subtle reference to drugs then smirks with a "yeah you know what I'm talking about" face*
For me its a big fat bag of kush
*enters /brit/*
DOOOOOOOOOOOD
drugs!!!!!!
LOVE DESTROYING MY BODY AND WHILE EMPYING MY WALLET ME!!!!!
not addicted can quit anytime xo
get the cache cleared
she's not underage in the UK and 39 US states
that's one juggy bunny
900k net in a single year
all under the allegedly anti-immigration Conservatives
all (still) against the wishes of the people
It'll end in tears, cannot foresee a world where it doesn't
Put my mortgage on that she'll get breast implants just like Ivanka
theres always one yankified zoomer mong on here that thinks the age of consent in Britain is 18 and not 16
rorke's da
wg1
why is it that when men get older, their waistbands get higher?
New gimmick coming through. It's that I live in Devon and blogpost about my exploits in Devon
Covers the gunt
Wait is it not 15? FUCK
i was reading the article but got bored is it legal migration? if it doesnt count illegal then that is mega super duper chucky sneed grim and it is over
look at canada, they took over a millie and they've been utterly pooified
Many cliffs to jump off in Devon?
Govers the cunt
You know Beth?
how much alcohol and fast food do you consume each week out of interest
Going for 16 when you're over 20 is giga-noncey regardless. Imagine just finishing your shift at toil and having to go pick up your missus from Year 11 Maths. Gives me the fear that people actually do these.
overflowing with British culture like a fresh gregg's steak bake, this
the figures do not include the additional 60k illegal immigrants who ended up being granted asylum
The biggest, baddest, juggy bunny.
Plenty
Which one?
i dont drink and the last time i ordered food was 9th of nov (checked me goymail i did yes sir)
charlize has massively fallen off since this, she does random cooking videos now for no apparent reason
You know a lot of people just have sex and there is no relationship being built there right?
Beth uh... Beth Wright, you know Beth Wright?
Plenty
You shouldn't have any trouble finding one then
why is every generation getting unfunnier? 20 years ago it was just funny cat videos and now its just weird autistic depressing "memes" and tiktoks about the housing market
look at canada, they took over a millie
Mad how they went from Iceland-tier to Brazil-tier in barely 5 years because their PM fell for the industrious poo meme
proto gf said recycling plastic bags gives her the ick
idk but let us look at the immigration numbers
with a cheeky gob to boot x
why did i find videos of cats funny when I was a literal child
idk
All due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be Number 859. Every decision you make doesn't affect every facet of every other fuckin' thing. It's not much to deal with at all.
odds pancakes
evens french toast
I didnt say that are you autistic?
I am from Glasgow.
Don't ask me how it is.
Rest in peace sweat princess
That's my girl x
How it is in Glasgow?
ffs zero is nowt im going to go hungry
whats it like living in this country
member when the media tried to convice people exercise was nazism
i member
It has begun.
Me on the left and right (i'm mixed race)
Net migration to the UK hit record 900,000 in 2023
Nietzschean and Aristocratic.
did you hear they're remaking the original star wars with timothee chalamet as luke and sean bean as obi-wan
scotnats were fucking insufferable in the 2010s im glad they've all disappeared
No haven't heard that and don't care as I'm not a virgin into Star Trek so blog on
im glad they've all disappeared
Ah yes liberalism, very Nietzschean
Yes? Yes thats what I said
New
I'm 28 and my bf is 24