Are you roman? I am
Are you roman? I am
Thank god no. I'm not a schnobel
What's your source, ape?
Oh, you just made this paint. Fucking imbecile. We are as Roman as it gets.
No, I'm pure Taíno
I AM (I'm not even spanish, but I'm 3/4 green and 1/4 orange)
And then we get criticized for larping as romans n' shiiet when not even romans are romans.
You are mystery meat churkas neanderthalis
republican romans
I am in fact a pureblooded IMPERIAL roman
You weren't. WE were.
At Karolinska Institutet, the most prestigeous medical university in Northern Europe, a new study was published this Monday. The study examined the genetic profile of 14 Roman patricians of the senator class from their skeletons and remains. They also examined the genetics of the Emperor Augustus, also known as Octavianus before his crowning. They went to the Mausoleum of Augustus.
Bög-Olle Hästskosson and Fjollbjörn Snorström are professors in molecular biology at KI. They studied under the renowned prof Runka Kukalainen who used to give lectures at Helsinki University, Stockholm university and the University of Oslo. He's one of the most well-known professors and scientists in molecular biology of the 21st century.
Out of the 14 Roman senators, 13 of them were classified as "Northern European" in genetic profile. 7 of them carried the Nordic haplogroup I1 and on autosomal tests they were placed closest to a person from modern day western Sweden or eastern Norway. The other subjects carried haplogroup N1c and were a mix of Nordic and Baltic in genetics. Out of 14 senators, only one was Southern European in genetic profile, but he was placed closest to a modern day Austrian.
"We're all quite surprised, we expected significantly less Northern European admixture in these individuals" said Bög-Olle.
Emperor Augustus was also proven to carry haplogroup I1.
"Even though the Roman ruling class were not genetically similar to modern day Italian people we must remember that culture is the first and foremost means of identification. It would be odd if say, Danish people start to identify as Roman Emperors just because the Romans have now been proven to be more Nordic genetically than modern day Italians. If you are Italian and shocked by this study, do not be. What we do in this life is what defines us and Italians carry on the culture of the Romans even though Nordic people evidently carry their genetics"said Fjollbjörn Snorström
please stop posting this shit there's people who'll actually believe it
see?
ROME IS MOTHER TO US ALL
I know you’re an esl but you should know that the cadence in that greentext is far too casual and clumsy for any efl to actually think that it’s from a legitimate news article.
Is this the most accurate whiteness map?
I am Roman.
t. mutt that doesn't know the difference between "there", "they're", and "their"
you misspelled the sixth word in your vantablack coal pasta
The genetic studies I read showed Tuscans and Catalans to be the closest to Republican Romans, surprised Tuscans are yellow in this map. Any source?
A bunch of european niggers aka Spanish and Portugese are close to Roman
Don't bullshit me lmao these fucks have Poland-tier economy and Zimbabwe-tier discipline
He is not wrong tho
The siesta niggas have more labor productivity than the nips who kill themselves because of “too much work”
Eating banana and shitposting on the Internet for many hours != productivity, my fellow favela monkey
Yeah me too
You cannot read a simple table thats grim sanchez
Several genetic studies disagree with each other depending on both ancient and modern samples, methods, etc
It's not a proven, certain science which is why Anon Babbletards spamming it in every thread is hilarious
why do people keep making utterly false maps like this?
bruh, you're Japanese. All you do is pretend to work for 10 hours until your boss leave for the day.
When we found Japan you were basically primitive monkeys and look at you now
Economies come and go.
Hey fuckface with 2 barely functional braincells, no matter the statistics I find on the Internet your productivity is on par with Africa.
Elaborate or fuck off back to the tree you descended from
You’re anti-japan
Lil bro doesn’t know what labor productivity means
When we found Japan
Modern Europe is a mere shadow of its past glory
Hearing "we" from a modern European is like hearing a brown Romanian gypsy calling himself a true Roman lmao
Italy-Spain unification when?
en.wikipedia.org
Go ahead and do ctrl + f Brazil and then do Japan you macaco
That map was made by an amateur using the G25 PCA, you can read the paper those samples were first published on here: science.org
Those are pairwise Fst distances. Different methods give different results.
Genetically? No
Culturally? Britons were massive Romeboos, their whole world fell apart when Rome left
You're delusional. Northern italians are the true and real Roman descendants.
YWNBAR
Similarity≠direct ancestry.
This is wrong Lithuanians are true Romans so they should be dark green
cope
?
go to Italy
half of the people are browner than our darkest gyps
Yeah no way that these guys were Romans, just not possible. Coupled with the state of their banana republic, pure comedy. It's a bunch of moorish-jewish mutts larping as roman.
Don't (you) me because I hate it when brownies reply to me. Just go away.
Based gypsy
I will do whatever I want, barbarian.
HASTATI
Fuck Romans.
Ppl was so tired of their useless army, goverment and high taxes that they welcomed visigoths with open arms
Read the hispanorroman historian Paulus Orosius, he talk about it.
I have two young Romanian women as neighbors, they're both hooked on local Italian stallions benis fyi
Lmao you madman. Very good.
Lil bro cant back track
So you amdit that past glories don't make a modern economy thus nullifying your previous argument
How stupid do you have to be to think Romans looked like Anglo Hollywood actors?
Romanian women belong to Big Roman Cock, it only makes sense.
Holy fuck you actually ARE retarded, I thought you might be trolling but you are unironically an idiot
You have nothing to do with true European culturally and possibly genetically
You have nothing to do with Romans culturally and genetically
How do you think they looked like? Like you or possible any other brownoid Spanish gypsy?
You have nothing to do with true European culturally and possibly genetically
You have nothing to do with Romans culturally and genetically
are you okay anon?
Now I've attracted a swarm of brownoids fascinating
I'm celtic but quite swarthy so maybe
They looked like Diego El Cigala, pure Roman phenotype right there.
this is made up map
they took the modern African Italian genetics and compared it
Finns are true Romans
I'm just worried about you is all, you seem to be having an episode
Cope
We were bonking each other with bones during that time
He’s actually seething but trying to play it up to hide it behind a layer of irony
Hey macaco did you learn what's GDP / man hours?
seethe?
trvth nvke
I have baked some cookies Anon, let's make peace.
Whatever you do, DONT look up GDP per capita
yes but Romans moved up north to here and arabs moved up from to southern europe
's true
It's 10k in Brazil vs 34k in Japan
Now climb back to the tree
the romans were white germanics
Rome is a pretty cool guy, eh splitt and doesnt afraid of anything
We’re talking about Spain though, I’ll take your goalpost move as a concession
FUCK Rome.
Rome creating western civilization
Meanwhile barbarians in the north:
I have two young Romanian women as neighbors
yell you're mama Mia to move to a better neighbourhood
I'm the country side, there's no neighbors, they perfectly integrated in the village life style and pass half their day at the local bar chatting with the locals
Calm down, We are all friends here
That‘s right. Get out of my forests.
The romans didn’t conquer you because they saw you as sub saharans
i honestly don't care about rome, please tell me the ancient germanic tribes were similar to south italians genetically, i wish i was an ancient germanic tribesman
YWNBAAGT
proceed to maniacally try to copy the defunct empire
even Germanics of the time had respect for the Empire since it was clearly the best place to live in Europe in its 500 years of stable borders, no need to be contrarian
Man, you are no fun.
A bunch of european niggers aka Spanish and Portugese are close to Roman
Don't bullshit me lmao these fucks have Poland-tier economy and Zimbabwe-tier discipline
Sorry, now I feel bad
Why the hell would it be written by an EFL?
I'm autistic and not a roman larper sorry, I don't feel any tangible connection to anything before the medieval period so it's hard to display passion.
These two would be the last thing a roman would see in the teutoburg forest
Being a schnobel would be an improvement in your case.
since it was clearly the best place to live in Europe
i dunno about that, imagine living in a comfy germanic village with your traditional germanic wife
to cheer you up I'll give you what in Italy we'd call a gol a porta vuota
youtube.com
Thank you.
reminder that Romans were BROWN
"aeneas" = BRONZE