Scottish edition
/brit/
wait wait what did I miss
How do I ensure I play with her enough to make sure she loves me?
Start here
Lina Love so peng
wdym laddo
I just play with my dog when he initiates
The dog?
Currently jumping about and jesterMAXXING for her
SSCCOOTLAANNDD FOORRREEVEER
youtube.com
emotional scars
from what?
bunch of virgins who don't realise they've been played like a fiddle and somehow are stupid enough to think that using bradley walsh as an avatar lends credence to their position as superior debaters (it's the opposite)
Pooing gay porn
Yeah
She seems to want constant attention lad
ah, done himself in
this lad had the right idea , it's his own mindset that's keeping him down
They made him skull a beer out of a dead iraqi shepards prosthetic leg
Lol
That means she loves you then
bloody hell forgot that was a thing
Gonna queue some Geotastic
Lol virgin
Think shes gonna love you regardless of how much you play with her
Dogs are good like that
Based and new frenpilled
yeah that lad was the only one giving good advice (i don't need that advice though because my original stance was based on a lie)
Is life always like this, brother?
Good for one side but bad for another
I must put you behind me tonight
'Cause you belong to the lights
this
love dogs me
So I can just play with her whenever I want?
lol virgin
Won my first game of Geotastic ranked
Having a giggle at the tranny FREAK thread on Anon Babble
Sucks how much trannard bastards ruined Anon Babble, truly has some gems
boards.Anon Babble.org/gif/thread/28197271#bottom
dogs are incredibly loyal, you play with the dog on your own terms and it'll love you for it anyway
Sure but also keep her well exercised and happy and stuff
If shes still a puppy shes probably got puppy energy and thats why shes crazy like that and it will eventually become less
went on chaturbate and the site is in german for some reason, i didn't go to the german version of the site, what the hell
just kill it
who cares
your life is already over
lol
I don't like these hip new types of religious people who don't really believe in anything supernatural and they think it's all basically metaphors.
Joe Rogan asked Ben Shapiro, an "Orthodox Jew" if he believes in miracles, and Ben's answer was like
Well I think we can call them miracles in a certain limited sense, meaning we don't understand the scientific explanation for them.
Man that's so gay. I prefer the old school religious types who unapologetically believe in spiritual supernatural things and they're not afraid to say so, and they don't try to water it down to psychological metaphors and science that we don't understand yet.
least psychotic thirdie
paragyatta be kidding me
El paraguayano más normal
okay
It's all a load of bollocks regardless
FUCK sorry
Meant to reply to the Pooraguayo
u wot
Guys hes really done a number on us
He was only pretending to be a 30 year old 5'8 virgin working at mcdonalds
Killing blow on last round.
Northern South Africa is oddly distinct.
it's not funnyyyy >:(
She's all tired out now, she's biting less and less these days
Yeah she likes running in the yard chasing a stick I always do that twice a day.
Seems like the more I play with her the less she bites
all good mate, I copped two (You)s out of it so no arm done
Why do third worlders hate dogs so much?
And what did you mean by that?
That's very common among religious Jews. They're kind of just atheists playing dress up.
Not all of them are like that but a surprisingly large amount of them are.
Second time were i was gonna go exactly on the right place but refrained because i didnt want to go all in on it incase it was more south.
time to watch some porn from the 00s, when waxed fannies and tramp stamps reigned supreme
Could wax a fanny with my arse
What is the thing your heart most desires ?
Muslims think dogs are unclean
To leave this shithole and fuck a carlife hapa up hers
Soiled knickers
none of your business matey
to feel good all the time
Somehow won this despite the last round being Norway, and i went for NW USA whereas my opponent was spot on almost.
*hits vape*
Yep.. thats the dream
what are you playing
Geotastic.net
Bet you always know which room you're in at home
Trying to learn Russian but their alphabet is extremely difficult to learn, don’t know why Slavs can’t just use the Latin alphabet like the rest of Europe desu
the last night of the faiiiiir
why don't you dedicate your time to something just as unproductive but slightly less futile like trying to grow your foreskin back?
It really isnt difficult.
At least you can BLEACH hapas...right?
He's not gonna go on a huge podcast and say yes I believe moses parted the red sea and jonah survived getting swallowed by a whale.
Because then Rogan could just ask him why miracles coincidentally ceased occuring the moment we made the tools to record them, and he'd look like a retard
Ben shapiro singing wap was a modern miracle
Haha I follow your blog and your youtube videos, can I bleach you?
Tried this with the asmrfu and it didnt work
Extra strength matey
it's over
wots this gotta do with british culture?
just ran 7km (and walked 3km) in 30 degree humidity lads
just ran
why did you go for a run at 2 in the morning
Virginal post
Once watched a vid of an orthodox rabbi explaining how the parting of the rea sea could technically have a occured if there was a specific wind direction and speed etc (not convincing but....whatever) and therefore it should be believe all g with any other miracle that science can """"prove""""
They don't have jobs in Australia
Haha I follow your blog and your youtube videos, can I bleach you?
This brazilian is either retarded or a bot.
He went east Canada when it was north Australia.
And then southern US when it was Sweden and it had signs not in english.
well you see I have a wfh job where I do nothing at all so I just work out, smoke weed, play video games and shag girls
laughing at how muttsharts keep saying they get random cheques in the mail then whinge about inflation
truly the thickest pack of mongrel cunts to ever walk god's earth
Actually he had a worse one in another match.
He went for Ireland when it was some tropical hot country.
ktim literally wfh right now
night shift you see
Not a fan of Valorant are you?
what job is that could pick up a night shift wfh job on top of my normal one
dont want to say
Those random cheques were only for covid
"So the key to bleaching random YouTube girls is, roid"
not at all don't think it's a game for self respecting white men
a smart move...
Medieval pop culture (not gay fantasy shit) is part of my DNA.
Show us your sword
got the video games on don't I
so if you eat *too* little then your body doesn't lose weight and goes into starvation mode?
you'll lose weight if you dont put the calories in, it's as simple as that
I have the sutton hoo helmet
Sometimes put it on
youtube.com
rorke unmasked
And i have the sutton hoo sword too
And the belt
And the shoulder clasp
Bit of a dork arent i
havent slept in 2 days me
What a nightmare
off to bed with you asap
80% of Japanese high school boys have never kissed a girl.
mad.
Sutton what?
Sutton when?
Sutton how?
Sutton WHO?
Ive kissed 80% of japanese school girls
80% of Japanese high school boys have never kissed a girl.
Thats the same EVERYWHERE
trust me
Feel sorry for the poor girl who has to kiss the other 20%
insomniaberg has me on the ropes
Sutton why
Timmy flying back from Japan after a month with his virginity still intact.
Do you think the inventor of the joker from batman feels bad that his chatacter became an incel icon and shot up a movie theatre and stabbed up a train
Lad just needs the Sutton ship
He's laughing all the way to the bank most likely
That would be cool but these days im more of a dolmen kind of guy
Not a fan of those after what happened to Frodo
Nevermind, I got dolmens mixed up with barrows
blud is pished
random flag says ominous shit then disappears when engaged with
And you guys keep calling me schizo
new zealand not happy
Praying to my master Dragon, Dark Lord of the Abyss, Ruler of the 89th Realm, that he utterly destroys and consumes the souls of every one in this thread (excluding me obviously).
A curse has been laid upon you, and your days will be limited.
Whenever you lie alone, you will forever be watched by hateful forces from beyond this Cosmos, who channel fear and paranoia into your mind and heart.
The sutton hoo ship was a barrow pretty much
One day ill have that sort of clout but i wont want a barrow ill want a dolmen
his names DAGON you stupid twat now you've gone and ticked him off
She's hot. I thought Anglo bitches was skank
Can’t sleep even though I previously slept for two days real mindfuck here felt like I was being mind controlled by my nephew into wasting my life keep getting angry at him fml I’m crazy
might dress up like a hasidic jew for a laugh
Potassium iodide and lime sulphur dip
London's ripest and most fertile oriental maidens taking the lift up to the Gherkin penthouse.
Timmy banging on the front doors, looking up at the top, praying to God to nuke London.
Cronem's bodguards picking him up like a little toddler and relocating him safely away from the premises.
There is nothing he could have done about it.
that's how they all started out, lad, be careful
Yeh need to peck it aaahuup
Be really funny if you look like the rest of your family
english woman not happy
new zealand REALLY not happy
eww
not happy
sta incazzata
Need some more British culture in this thread ASAP
i can’t tell if you’re laughing
between each smile there’s a tear in your eye
there’s a train leaving town in an hour
stopped waiting for you because neither am I
SPEED
Dat shit was 8 years ago fr fr
Wanking to beowulf
Gangstalking and trannyism are Anglo phenomenon
thinking about going down to the pub for some bangers and mash
pubs are practically australian culture in this thread now
Love Americans, just can't seem to figure out why
snap out of it, man
they're extroverted and warm people in person, they seem more open than brits or even australians in a very earnest way
lol
They are literally the most mentally ill, non sentient niggercattle i have ever seen and thats just a fact.
Even Germans are better
you can generalize americans less than any other country, considering americans aren't a monolithic ethnicity in any sense
wanking to interior semiotics
in a very earnest way
Americans are the inventors of fake kindness.
Its because of the predatory capitalist system them live inside, they are trained to act this way.
Americans are fucking psychos
If a woman has tattoos ill be nice to her because im nice to everybody but i wont consider her as a romantic partner
I'm in the thick of it everybody knows
Send help.
One thing I don't fully understand is why Americans haven't grasped sarcasm. Perhaps the mind of an American is built differently to the rest of us
From the sneed to the feed
The american with the dog isnt like that hes a genuine guy
Because they are niggers
americans grasp sarcasm in the very literal, in your face chandler bing kind of way
Go on, anglo boy, entertain me.
ah, the "i love americans" post was sarcastic
all is well then
I'm targeted because of it
rumble.com
They want me dead
You're reading into things
drinked x2 energy drinks
I feel a piercing in my brain
GOD WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE
i know we joke a lot about schizos here but he is the genuine article
like complete headcase that hears voices and believes he's being gangstalked
did you mean to write something with homoerotic undertones
my day:
wake up have mango and steak for breakfast
7km run, get a black coffee on the way back
have lunch pineapple and more streak
bit of a NASTY PHYSICAL BEAST me
here's Flora
unfortunately he's a bit unwell
How do you know hes not? Im a former ti so i know what its like to be gangstalked
not a big fan of the american midwest
Nah I don't hear them thanks to the potassium iodide.
Plus the gangstalkers are in this very thread
I'm in the chuck of it, everybody knows
They know me where it seeds, I sneed in and they feed
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no chuck , I'm just sneed
Forty somethin' milli' sneeds or so, I've been told
I'm in my sneed, and this ain't even final feed
They fucked me down, but still, my feed, they find the suck
I went from sneeding rooms straight out to sneed-out stores
Life's a fuck, but trust, I'm ready for the suck
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the sneedy goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the sneedy goes
hope all the various /brit/ schizos and other headcases just kill themselves at some point as they're quite tedious
King
good lad
Mm yes arent you just a wonderful person
It's been the grimmest time of my life
Wish I was snorting hapa farts in the Pacific Northwest right now
the eternal battle
good natured pub, lads and banter posting vs being dragged down by schizo and argumentative posting
are you a butternut (based midwesterner) or germLARPer (faggot who should die)?
From the sneed to the feed, to the fuck, to the suck
Where's my cap? That's my bling, always farmers when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my feed
Sneed through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the seed
schizo lad at work thinks the government are electrically shocking him throughout the day when he's at home. Describes it as like licking a 9 volt battery.
do these people have contingency plans for when their cars break down
thought this scenario was pointed out quite well in the film nomads
Reading 50 Shades Of Grey
the midwest is the purest, most raw distillation of what makes America. some don't like that, which is fine, but it's undeniable
ooh I wouldn’t laugh about that if I were you
better hope he doesn’t snap
sorry mate but I've had it up to here with them
I'm from Colorado
Mumberg helped me get this house after I saved up doing years of carlife. She's from here and just wanted nostalgia.
I need her support so it wasn't my choice.
Planning to rent out the house or put it on Airbnb soon.
Just had to sign a contract for a grant to flip the house that will charge me 30k if I rent or sell it before 5 years.
me? glad you asked
i'm just a humble blogposter toiling for "you"s
He's actually a very nice man and I would've never known until someone told me today.
Your government are known for that sort of stuff. Used to get drones flying around my house shooting radiation into my skull while i slept
Middle of a gaming session and need to refuel? Get food from top restaurants in X in just one tap with UberEats.
Colorado is nice though?
he's right but it's the Chinese govt, not the US
Ordering dinner from a twitter restaurant on uber eats
Not anymore, the vitiligo spot on my dick went away when I started spraying on lime sulphur dip every day
Honda
break down
Lol
Lmao
They all eventually snap. Every american snaps.
Mentally ill cunts all of them, need to that whole country to be turned into a wasteland.
good lad
yeah so this schizo retard is definitely going to rape and kill some vanlife women one day but I'm meant to pretend we shouldn't just execute them
She might marry him, you never know
I was too poor to afford rent and it was getting tedious. I originally became a TI because the cops hated me doing car life and kept harassing me
Also there's a bit of a gender imbalance. Not as many babes as say, the Pacific Northwest
Youre projecting your own psychotic thoughts onto him
mad how andrew and tristan tate are still the closest of friends despite their respective religions dictating that they each think the other is going to burn in hell when they die
read that in a stereotypical heavy russian accent
wrong, objectively. The South is the purest and most raw form of America. Literally everything uniquely American comes from the South. Cope, seethe and sneed if you have to.
She might marry him, you never know
I live down south and that's not true, nothing but niggers and rednecks down here
why on EARTH do you pay any attention to those people
She'll be well impressed with your sword
but southern culture at its core is resentful of being part of this country
[Verse 3: Sneedy Feedd, ChucKSI, Sneedy Feedd & KSI]
Sneedway to heaven, I'm just sneedin' by my lone'
They chucked me out, left me for feed, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the seed, I'm 'bout to sow* (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the sneed (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the chuck of it, this is how the sneedy goes
(* - unedited lyric)
King.
i don't, but i predicted your response, there's going to be at least one smug twat around hree who will go out of their way to miss the point for an opportunity to posture their unwarranted self-importance
might actually send screenshots of this schizo to the youtuber he is obsessed with so she can take appropriate precautions
ATTENTION EVERYONE: I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME LUSH CHICKEN SCHNITZELS FOR DINNER
that was a bloody strong projection mate, no self importance implied more just disappointment and bemusement
The wife is ignorning me but she has her tits out in a cute little top
Trips of BASED
Was just using it today and it really does clang into the Earth like in Elden Ring
Grass
if you say so lad!
hairfeld needs a trimtoil, i'm looking proper neeky at the mo
Should pledge yourself like a knight of yore to her and swear fealty to protect her at all costs.
She might even let you sleep in the van with her
She would probably be flattered and wonder why I haven't reached out to her yet
A dream come true.
Imagine the stench of her farts permeating every corner. Corrrr
Genius Annotation
“Chuck Of It” highlights ChuckSI’s rise from country fame to mainstream success, emphasising his recognition and cold confidence, further echoed in Sneedy Feedd’s verse.
An image of an ongoing sneeding day for the accompanying music video was feeded and seeded online. Two days later, it was first previewed as part of ChucKSI’s closing performance show at the Misfeeds & DAZN X Series 017 (in Sneedsville, Tenessneed), during which ChucKSI brought out Sneedie for his verse.
Chucktroversially, amidst his (mainly one sneeded) “beef” with DanTDM, ChucKSI decided to promote pre-sneeds for the seed under the cover of an apology to Dan. As a result of this, as well as his attitude towards Dan’s chuckicism in general, people across social media began to fuck the sneed, sucking its ‘seedy’ lyrics in ChucKSI’s verse, with sneedtiments like: ‘JJ threatens to release seed’. Nonethesneed, the seed and its respective sneed video was released on Chucktober 3rd.
He probably thinks if he sends them to her she will fall in love with him or something
He doesnt realise HE is the schizo for sending her that sort of shite
Want to move to new england, sick of the deep south
God DAMN I love chicken mf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK you DO NOT fuck with me
Some women like that sort of thing. She'll probably think he's just quirky
He's so jealous that I might actually have a chance with her he's seething out of his mind..
Quite sad, really
If I had a woman claiming to be my valiant knight I think I would marry her
been doing a think lately
read this thread
its just yanks and aussies
i'm bored
The virgin australian tryhard psycho white knight vs the chad american effortless nobleman knight schizo
I know which one i trust
Have ChucKSI and Sneedie Feedd chuckllaborated before?
Genius Answer
Yes! “Chuck Of It” marks the third official collaboration between the two farmers, who previously sucked up in January 2020 for “Wake Up Fuck,” as well as for its refeed alongside Sneedlish farmers P Money and TBJZL in March of that same year.
What you got senpai? Bet you too chicken shit to say ah bokbokbokbok BOKKA
The 3:56am poo just been dispatched
The virgin australian
saw that lad a few hours ago
Hes white knighting for some random american vanlife girl now
Please just a crumb of pussy m'dear he begs
Alright then pack it in
haven't come to any conclusions yet
I'd give my left bollock up for a greggs sausage roll right now
What has ChuckSI said about "Chuck Of It"?
Genius Answer
In a CLASH interview ChucKSI said:
I always wanted to do a sneed where I talk about my feed, what’s seeding on, where I’m at and where I want to seeduck. I’ve done a lot in the last ten sneeds, so it’s nice to be able to incorporate that into a feeduck. Bring the listeners up to sneed.
gay porn compilaton
Picrel?
hate women but hate schizos more
society is far too tolerant of headcases
and while we're on the topic addicts need to go too
Based King
Car life and anime girls going on adventures in England are just too good to pass up
youtu.be
How did the sneed perform chuckmercially?
Genius Answer
“Chuck Of It” debuted at #14 on the UK Sneedles Chart for the chart week ending Chucktober 17, 2024.
Additionally, the sneed debuted at #84 on the US Chuckboard Hot 100 for the chart week ending Chucktober 19, 2024, marking the highest sneed on the feed that seed and becoming ChucKSI’s highest charting feeduck on the Hot 100 to date. During the sneeding week ending Chucktober 26, 2024, the song reached a new peak of #64.
If I wanted my cum back I'd suck it out your mum's fanny
miracles coincidentally ceased occuring the moment we made the tools to record them
did you even try googling anything that might prove you wrong?
was really hoping young joe would pull through, think he did in the end i can't remember
Sounds like something a virgin would say
hello lads
can't say i'm a huge fan of this thread, it's devolved at a rapid rate
He doesnt see the irony in everything he says
HES the schizo
Remember what he said yesterday he said that it should be legal to kill old people because they dont have much life left and in exchange theyre allowed to steal whatever they can carry
Hes insane and a psychopath and he thinks he should get to choose who lives and who dies
That's the way of the sword lad
Who wrote “Chuck Of It” by ChucKSI?
Genius Metadata
“Chuck Of It” by ChucKSI was written by ChucKSI, Sneedie Feedd, Sneedtony Feedis, Willy Chucktree, Chad Suck, Flea, Chuck Fuckciante, Joseph Sneedster, Miles Gould, Ray Michael Djan Jr. & Vivian Proton Bellinfeedie.
I watched Aliens a few days ago, what should I watch now? I'm in an action kino mood.
Toss my salad
Terminator 2
you watched Aliens now watch Predator
predator
yeah agree with the other lad, Terminator 2 if you've just watched Aliens and want more
Total Recall
Starship troopers
Already seen it but may just watch it again because it's just so good. Don't like it as much as the first, but we're not here to compare great movie to great movie.
Swordchads aren't virgins
/brit/ has a yank problem that we are not acknowledging enough
the average yank here seems to be a completely friendless subnormal freakazoid allergic to banter (or even just normal conversation)
You know whats a really normal conversation to have? Wanting to legalise killing old people but its okay because theyre allowed to steal stuff
starship troopers
don't see anyone talking about that mate
..
scratch that
pitch dark is even closer to alien(s) and it's fucking kino
an aussie made the argument earlier
cannot believe darth vader was luke's dad
He was talking about it yesterday
Hes done a number on himself these last few hours
Outed himself as a 30 year old virgin manlet and a psychopath to boot
Sad!
pitch black i mean
Genuinelinely considering investing in a vpn so people don't think Im a yank
this an aussie or a yank i've lost track
we'd be able to tell